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SWEET AND SOUR JESUS What in the name of Xerxes left testicle is that? This little cockslapper's a Donut What does this sprinkly little rainbow c--- ass pink m----------- do exactly? You eat the little bitch, just like you'd eat an infant's crotch f--- It's got icing, PINK ICING, that's like god's ejaculant mixed with f------ strawberrys picked fresh from f------ Alaska. Cops eat these slimy rings of sex, these are like the ultimate roleplay s--- you're a f------ cop when you eat these. You can stick your puny ape d--- in the hole and c-- all over it, that's like free icing. Who the f--- doesn't want home-made icing. I certainly There's probably a couple of tons of sugar in there, these bitches are like energy drinks on steroids on steroids, hell, you could even deal these badass m------------ and get some black friends I'd eat this c--- for goddamn breakfast, lunch and dinner. F--- that, I'd grind them up and inject these f------ into my eyes." - Gordon F------ Ramsey ORDER THESE BITCHES NOW AND GET INSTANTLY LAID WIPE THAT CRUMBLY ICING GOODNESS ON YOUR D--- FOR MORE FORNICATIONAL PROFIT

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CHECK OUT THIS M------------ RIGHT HERE THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S LEAFEON. HE'S A CAT AND A PLANT COMBINED LIKE A LION F----- A SUNFLOWER FOR S---- AND GIGGLES WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH? TOUGH. HES TOO BUSY TELLING WATER TYPES TO EAT S--- SPEAKING OF EATING, THIS BADASS HAS NO NEED FOR FOOD HE GETS HIS ENERGY FROM F------ PHOTO-F-------SYNTHESIS HES LIKE A F------ TREE, STURDY LIKEA GOD DAMNED REDWOOD DON'T YOU EVEN F------ THINKABOUT CUTTING HIM DOWN THOUGH, HE'LL SLAP YOUR S--- SILLY BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN SAY MOSSY ROCK
CHECK OUT THIS M------------ RIGHT HERE THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S LEAFEON. HE'S A CAT AND A PLANT COMBINED LIKE A LION F----- A SUNFLOWER FOR S---- AND GIGGLES WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH? TOUGH. HES TOO BUSY TELLING WATER TYPES TO EAT S--- SPEAKING OF EATING, THIS BADASS HAS NO NEED FOR FOOD HE GETS HIS ENERGY FROM F------ PHOTO-F-------SYNTHESIS HES LIKE A F------ TREE, STURDY LIKEA GOD DAMNED REDWOOD DON'T YOU EVEN F------ THINKABOUT CUTTING HIM DOWN THOUGH, HE'LL SLAP YOUR S--- SILLY BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN SAY MOSSY ROCK

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BACK THE F--- UP SON DO YOU F------ SEE WHAT THAT IS? Because that is a M------------ AND IT WILL CHOP YOUR ASS RIGHT UP KATANA LOOK AT THIS S--- LOOK AT IT A FUCKLOAD OF SPINNY-ASS BLADES. WHAT'S THAT? TOO EXTREME FOR YOU YOU DUMB SLUT? WELL GET OVER IT OH WHAT THE S------- IS THIS SOME F------ ELABORATE MACHINERY UP IN THIS BITCH. THIS S--- IS SO EXTREME I HAD TO PUT A F------ YOU SEEN THIS HILT? YOU WANT TO PUT YOURI DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE F--- CUMGUZZLING MOUTH BUT I ALREADY WANT TO OVER IT, DON'T YOU? PLEASURE MYSELF LOOKING AT ITIN THE BACKGROUND
BACK THE F--- UP SON DO YOU F------ SEE WHAT THAT IS? Because that is a M------------ AND IT WILL CHOP YOUR ASS RIGHT UP KATANA LOOK AT THIS S--- LOOK AT IT A FUCKLOAD OF SPINNY-ASS BLADES. WHAT'S THAT? TOO EXTREME FOR YOU YOU DUMB SLUT? WELL GET OVER IT OH WHAT THE S------- IS THIS SOME F------ ELABORATE MACHINERY UP IN THIS BITCH. THIS S--- IS SO EXTREME I HAD TO PUT A F------ YOU SEEN THIS HILT? YOU WANT TO PUT YOURI DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE F--- CUMGUZZLING MOUTH BUT I ALREADY WANT TO OVER IT, DON'T YOU? PLEASURE MYSELF LOOKING AT ITIN THE BACKGROUND

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LOOK AT THIS, M----------- THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST POKEMON A TRAINER CAN HAVE -FIRST OF ALL, IT'S A F------ PSYCHIC TYPE. DON'T F------ LIE, YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER AND NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONE, H-------- -BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, THIS BITCH CAN F------ TELEPORT. YOU WANT TO ESCAPE THAT CRASHING PLANE? DYING IS FOR P------, REAL MEN TELEPORT WITH THEIR PSYCHIC. BUT THERE'S MORE. I KNOW, HOLY F--- THIS M----------- HAS A F------ STRONG TRAINER BOND, SEE THAT RED THING ON ITS CHEST? IT F------ SENSES EMOTIONS AND S--- JESUS CHRIST. -SERIOUSLY, IT'S A F------ PSYCHIC TYPE THAT CAN R--- FROM A DISTANCE, IT TELEPORTS YOU TO SAFETY, AND IT'S HOT. IN FACT, I'D BEND THAT FIRM PORCELAIN ASS OVER A TABLE AND JUST PLAIN OLE RAM IT UP HER POOPER UNTIL MORNING AND THAT'S WHY GARDEVOIR IS THE BEST POKEMON EVER

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Do you see this? Do you know what this is? This is a wasp. It's mission in nature is to f--- s--- up where ever it goes. It does not pollinate things. It does not make honey It is not a bee. t is a m------------ wasp. You cannot battle the wasp. The wasp is never alone. It is always accompanied by other, even more violent and aggressive wasps: all of which are, in turn, accompanied by even more. When you see a wasp, do you know what you do? You stand the f--- still. You chill the f--- out and hope the wasp doesn't put you on its list of s--- it wants to f--- up today. You stand right the f--- there and wait for the wasp to finish its business and move on with its rampage, and then you go the f--- home.
Do you see this? Do you know what this is? This is a wasp. It's mission in nature is to f--- s--- up where ever it goes. It does not pollinate things. It does not make honey It is not a bee. t is a m------------ wasp. You cannot battle the wasp. The wasp is never alone. It is always accompanied by other, even more violent and aggressive wasps: all of which are, in turn, accompanied by even more. When you see a wasp, do you know what you do? You stand the f--- still. You chill the f--- out and hope the wasp doesn't put you on its list of s--- it wants to f--- up today. You stand right the f--- there and wait for the wasp to finish its business and move on with its rampage, and then you go the f--- home.

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HOLY F------ S---. LOOK AT THAT F------ BEAST THATS F------ NORWAY YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HOW F------ AMAZING THIS M----------- IS. HEWASA M------------ YOUWISH YOUR BEST FRIENDWASA M------------ TROLL MAN YOU ARE SO F------ JEALOUS. MAN THIS BADASS KEPT F------ NEUTRAL IN THEWORLD WARS YEAH YOU READ RIGHT, F------ NEUTRAL. YEAH THIS M----------- DOESN'T WANNA BE PART OF YOUR F------ EUROPEAN UNIONI MEAN SERIOUSLY F--- THAT MAN YOU ALL WISH YOUR COUNTRY WAS SHAPED LIKEA DICKI MEAN REALLY THIS M----------- WOULD SHOVE THAT LANDMASS RIGHT UP YOURASS FUCKI BET YOU STILLWISH YOU COULD BEA F------ VIKING.
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&REAT ZOMBIE JED IT'S A GODDAMN LOOK AT THAT FACE ITS HAPPY AS HELL TO SPOOK EVERY LAST LIVING BEING ON EARTH I know what you're thinking. You looked at this thing and said, "A , WHAT A cuTE FLOATING HEAD." Run while you canl wait, it knows MEAN LOOK You'ro f----- Oh wn." TAKE THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR FO LOTASS! You better hope this thing doesn't notice you or you're f----- six ways to Lavender Town! This f----- EATS FEAR!oec g HeaR THOT? THaT'5 THe TeaRs Beine DRanK t can learn That's right, this badass sees you as nothing but a walking, talking snack machine. Power Gem O And if it feels like it, it'll scare the s--- of of you, turning you into a whimpering Thunder erial Ace, piss-your-panties p---- just because the stomach it doesn't even have is growling! and Toxic. Prepare to be tormented for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and whenever the f--- It's THAT awesome this ghost has the f------ munchies! Sometimes it carries a Spell Tag, powering its Ghost attacks from What the f--- are you going to do about it? TAKE A ITS A F------ GHOSTFuCKNG HIKE GENGAR THIS HEAD Unless you're a hardcore throwdown evil son of a bitch AND GHOST TYPES ARE RARE AS F---!PAPERPE A SMITE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR PUNCHES, PE you best hope you have another badass ghost to take this down. YOUR F------ HYPER BEAM, EARTHQUAKES, POISON ASS WITH PSYBEAM! AND BLACK BELT ROUNDHOUSE KICKS DON'T DO S--- TO THIS BITCH! And don't think killing it will save you. This ghost will TAKE YOU DOWN WITH IT WITH A F------ SONG Think you can sing someone to death? Didn't think so, p----. Better have a change of underwear ready, because this f----- can evolve into a stronger, faster form that wears a badass witch hat and can torment you from miles away, all while sporting a grin from ear to earl
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BACK THE F--- UP IT'S A M----------- CAT YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS GODDAMN CAT CHECK OUT IT'S WOMEN F----- LOVE CATS H--------, ITS F----- WHISKERS! THEYRE USED AS SENSORS OR SOME S--- ORANGE AND WHITEI F--- MEOW HOLY FUCKI IT MAKES WEIRD NOISES AND S--- IT'S GOT F----- HUGE EYES M----------- LOOK AT THOSE EYES F--- GODDAMN IT'S GOT TEETH THAT S---'LL F--- YOU UP TO NEXT F----- TUESDAY IF YOU DON'T GET A GODDAMN CAT YOU'RE NOT A MAN
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LOOK AT THIS F------ AVATAR She's from the goddamn Southern Water Tribe and her name is KORRA, you better f------ believe it. It's cold as s--- down there, but does she care? HELL NAW, SHE CAN SHOOT FIRE FROM HER FISTS. See what's she's doing there? Fire from one fist, goddamn M------------ ICE SPIKES from the other. Note also that she is TOTALLY F------ RIPPED. She can PUNCH THROUGH YOUR FACE AND THE FACE OF THE JACKASS BEHIND YOU. SHE IS F------ FIERCE AS HELL AND YOU BEST RECOGNIZE. Also, holy f------ s---, look at that background. That is m------------ REPUBLIC CITY. Look at those skyscrapers, GODDAMN. You know how much f------ intrigue goes down in that s---? A FUCKLOAD, THATS HOW MUCH. You just KNOW there's all kinds of crazy f------ social stratification up in that f------ metropolis. It's probably filled with people from all over the goddamn globe. Sure, there are some m------------ that can bend earth, and some other assholes that can bend fire, sure. But not a single m------------ one of them can bend all four elements, except this BADASS LADY. Her name is KORRA. REMEMBER IT.
LOOK AT THIS F------ AVATAR She's from the goddamn Southern Water Tribe and her name is KORRA, you better f------ believe it. It's cold as s--- down there, but does she care? HELL NAW, SHE CAN SHOOT FIRE FROM HER FISTS. See what's she's doing there? Fire from one fist, goddamn M------------ ICE SPIKES from the other. Note also that she is TOTALLY F------ RIPPED. She can PUNCH THROUGH YOUR FACE AND THE FACE OF THE JACKASS BEHIND YOU. SHE IS F------ FIERCE AS HELL AND YOU BEST RECOGNIZE. Also, holy f------ s---, look at that background. That is m------------ REPUBLIC CITY. Look at those skyscrapers, GODDAMN. You know how much f------ intrigue goes down in that s---? A FUCKLOAD, THATS HOW MUCH. You just KNOW there's all kinds of crazy f------ social stratification up in that f------ metropolis. It's probably filled with people from all over the goddamn globe. Sure, there are some m------------ that can bend earth, and some other assholes that can bend fire, sure. But not a single m------------ one of them can bend all four elements, except this BADASS LADY. Her name is KORRA. REMEMBER IT.

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S--- THIS F------ D--- IT'S RONALD MCGODDAMN DONALD HIS FIST, YOUR ASS F----- LOOKAT THAT SCARY ASS GRIN HELL BITE YOUR D--- OFF , T-- EATING ←BITCH F-- THATS HIS BLOODRED HAIR BLOODRED PUBES LEFT FIST YOU CAN BUY HAMBURGERS FROM THIS BAD ASS CLOWN BIG ASS SHOES MEAN A BIG ASS WHITE CLOWN C--- IF HE DOESNT BUST YOUR CHEAP SKINNY ASS FIRST I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT THE S--- YOU BETTER WATCH OUT F----- THE "D--- KICKER" HE GOT ARRESTED FOR HAVING TOO MANY BITCHES HE WAS TOO GOD DAMN FAST FOR THE COPS. THEY SHOULD HAVE EATEN MORE F------ CHEESEBURGERS

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SO YOU'RE HAVING SOME DIFFICULTY CATCHING THIS F----- BECAUSE HIS BITCH ASS WON'T STOP RUNNING AWAY, EVEN IF HE'S SLEEPING YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?YOU NEED A M------------ GALLADE AND HOLD ONTO YOUR D---- CAUSE THIS AIN'T JUST ANY GALLADE, IFYOU WANNA CATCH ROAMING LEGENDARIES YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME BREEDING FIRST THING YOU NEED IS A GARDEVOIR. SO GO CATCH YOURSELF A M------------ GARDEVOIR, OR RALTS/KIRLIA F------ WHATEVER WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT SHE IS GOING TO GET F----- BY THIS GUY. ISO CATCH YOURSELF A HAUNTER AS WELLI THATS RIGHT, IT'S BASICALLY JUST SOME F------ POKEMON FANFIC. BUT WE'RE NOT JUST MAKING THEM F--- SO WE CAN FAP TO IT.THIS IS SERIOUS S--- MAKE SURE THE HAUNTER/GASTLY IS MALE, AND THE GARDEVOIR IS FEMALE. THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR NON-SEXY REASONS: AT LEVEL 8 GASTLY LEARNS A MOVE CALLED MEAN LOOK. BREEDING HIM WITH A GARDEVOIR MEANS HIS BABIES WILL KNOW MEAN LOOK TOO OU USE MEAN LOOK ON A ROAMING LEGENDARY,AND HIS BITCH ASS AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE IF YOUR HAUNTER DOESNT KNOW MEAN LOOK, RELEARN IT AT THE MOVE RELEARNER. ANYWAYS, THROW THESE TWO IN THE DAYCARE WITH EACH OTHER, AND THEY LL START F------ THE OLD P-------- THAT RUNS THE DAYCARE WILL GIVE YOU AN EGG. INSIDE THAT EGG IS AN EXTREMELY DOPE GALLADE THAT WILL HUNT DOWN AND CAPTURE FOR YOU ALL THE POKEMANS YOU COULD EVER WANT UNFORTUNATELY,WHEN HE HATCHES, HE WILL LOOK LIKE THIS TURD OVER HERE IMPORTANT: IF YOUR RALTS IS NOT MALE, THROW IT IN THE BABY PIT LIKE A DEFORMED SPARTAN BABY ONLY MALES CAN BECOME GALLADES OKAY TRAINER, NOWI YOU'VE GOT SOME LEVEL GRINDING AHEAD OF YOU. THE NENT IMPORTANT MOVE YOUR GALLADE NEEDS TO LEARN IS HYPNOSIS. IF YOU THINK PARALYZING A POKEMON IS A GOOD WAY TO CATCH IT, YOU NEED TO LEARN YOUR S---, CAUSE SLEEP IS TWICE AS EFFECTIVE AS PARALYSIS AT LEVEL 20, RALTS WILL EVOLVE INTO KIRLIA. CONGRATS NOW YOU HAVE A GAY ASS BALERINA T LEVEL 30, KIRLIA WILL TRY TO EVOLVE INTO GARDEVOIR. DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN. PRESS B ON THAT S--- KEEP GRINDING UNTIL LEVEL 42, AT WHICH POINT KIRLIA WILL LEARN HYPNOSIS AWESOME. NOW GIVE THAT BITCH A SHINY STONE. BITCHES LOVE SHINY STONES. WHAT!? KIRLIA IS EVOLVING! CONRGATULATIONS TRAINER, YOU'REMOMENTS FROM THE GALLADE OF YOUR DREAMS GRIND THAT M----------- TO LVL 50, HELL LEARN FALSE SWIPE, HIS THIRD IMPORTANT MOVE. THE LAST MOVE IS UP TO YOU, BUT ITS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE HIM TAUNT, SO HE CAN SHUT DOWN ASSHOLES TRYING TO USE ROAR OR RECOVER HEALTH CONGRATULATIONS TRAINER YOU ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF THE ULTIMATE CATCHING TOOL! SO GO CATCH SOME S--- P.S. GALLADE IS, SO FAR, THE ONLY POKEMON THAT CAN LEARN ALL FOUR OF THESE MOVES IFYOU EVEN SAY SMEARGLEI SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COVER YOU IN BUTTER AND R--- YOU TO DEATH
SO YOU'RE HAVING SOME DIFFICULTY CATCHING THIS F----- BECAUSE HIS BITCH ASS WON'T STOP RUNNING AWAY, EVEN IF HE'S SLEEPING YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED?YOU NEED A M------------ GALLADE AND HOLD ONTO YOUR D---- CAUSE THIS AIN'T JUST ANY GALLADE, IFYOU WANNA CATCH ROAMING LEGENDARIES YOU NEED TO LEARN SOME BREEDING FIRST THING YOU NEED IS A GARDEVOIR. SO GO CATCH YOURSELF A M------------ GARDEVOIR, OR RALTS/KIRLIA F------ WHATEVER WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT SHE IS GOING TO GET F----- BY THIS GUY. ISO CATCH YOURSELF A HAUNTER AS WELLI THATS RIGHT, IT'S BASICALLY JUST SOME F------ POKEMON FANFIC. BUT WE'RE NOT JUST MAKING THEM F--- SO WE CAN FAP TO IT.THIS IS SERIOUS S--- MAKE SURE THE HAUNTER/GASTLY IS MALE, AND THE GARDEVOIR IS FEMALE. THIS IS IMPORTANT FOR NON-SEXY REASONS: AT LEVEL 8 GASTLY LEARNS A MOVE CALLED MEAN LOOK. BREEDING HIM WITH A GARDEVOIR MEANS HIS BABIES WILL KNOW MEAN LOOK TOO OU USE MEAN LOOK ON A ROAMING LEGENDARY,AND HIS BITCH ASS AIN'T GOIN NOWHERE IF YOUR HAUNTER DOESNT KNOW MEAN LOOK, RELEARN IT AT THE MOVE RELEARNER. ANYWAYS, THROW THESE TWO IN THE DAYCARE WITH EACH OTHER, AND THEY LL START F------ THE OLD P-------- THAT RUNS THE DAYCARE WILL GIVE YOU AN EGG. INSIDE THAT EGG IS AN EXTREMELY DOPE GALLADE THAT WILL HUNT DOWN AND CAPTURE FOR YOU ALL THE POKEMANS YOU COULD EVER WANT UNFORTUNATELY,WHEN HE HATCHES, HE WILL LOOK LIKE THIS TURD OVER HERE IMPORTANT: IF YOUR RALTS IS NOT MALE, THROW IT IN THE BABY PIT LIKE A DEFORMED SPARTAN BABY ONLY MALES CAN BECOME GALLADES OKAY TRAINER, NOWI YOU'VE GOT SOME LEVEL GRINDING AHEAD OF YOU. THE NENT IMPORTANT MOVE YOUR GALLADE NEEDS TO LEARN IS HYPNOSIS. IF YOU THINK PARALYZING A POKEMON IS A GOOD WAY TO CATCH IT, YOU NEED TO LEARN YOUR S---, CAUSE SLEEP IS TWICE AS EFFECTIVE AS PARALYSIS AT LEVEL 20, RALTS WILL EVOLVE INTO KIRLIA. CONGRATS NOW YOU HAVE A GAY ASS BALERINA T LEVEL 30, KIRLIA WILL TRY TO EVOLVE INTO GARDEVOIR. DO NOT LET THAT HAPPEN. PRESS B ON THAT S--- KEEP GRINDING UNTIL LEVEL 42, AT WHICH POINT KIRLIA WILL LEARN HYPNOSIS AWESOME. NOW GIVE THAT BITCH A SHINY STONE. BITCHES LOVE SHINY STONES. WHAT!? KIRLIA IS EVOLVING! CONRGATULATIONS TRAINER, YOU'REMOMENTS FROM THE GALLADE OF YOUR DREAMS GRIND THAT M----------- TO LVL 50, HELL LEARN FALSE SWIPE, HIS THIRD IMPORTANT MOVE. THE LAST MOVE IS UP TO YOU, BUT ITS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE HIM TAUNT, SO HE CAN SHUT DOWN ASSHOLES TRYING TO USE ROAR OR RECOVER HEALTH CONGRATULATIONS TRAINER YOU ARE NOW THE PROUD OWNER OF THE ULTIMATE CATCHING TOOL! SO GO CATCH SOME S--- P.S. GALLADE IS, SO FAR, THE ONLY POKEMON THAT CAN LEARN ALL FOUR OF THESE MOVES IFYOU EVEN SAY SMEARGLEI SWEAR TO GOD I WILL COVER YOU IN BUTTER AND R--- YOU TO DEATH

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Ismael sleep or no sleep?i have no idea 34 minutes ago Like Comment LolliI can't sleep, so Im watching My little Pony: Friendship is magic. You should check it out. Its some pretty brutal s it, man. 33 minutes ago . Like-d) 1 person Ismael really?sounds kinda like a kids show 24 minutes ago Like You fi king kdding me bro? A KID's show? HAH. Don't make me laugh. My Little Pony is the SI T. Lemme lay the story out for you, homeboy Basically, there's this Princess. Princess motherf king Celestia. She runs this whole s t. She's the bitch in charge. She has two great wings, and is the fastest flier in Equestria. But she don't give a fi k. She's got Pegasus bitches left and right to carry her where ever the fi k she wants! Then there's Twilight Sparkle, and don't even get me STARTED on Twilight Sparkle. This bitch can do magic. MOTHERFL KING MAGIC. Plus she's Celestia most trusted student. Thats like being the motherfi king vice-president here in the real world Then there's Pinkie Pie, and man, this bitch is CRAZY. She does what ever the fi k she wants, because he doesn't give a fi k what anyone thinks. She gets sl t done. She wants a party, SHE THROWS A MOTHER :KING PARTY. Not just any party. Wheres the beer? Where's the weed? FI 2K THAT SI T. WE GOT MOT HERFI KING FRIENDSHIP. YOU'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED A HIGH LIKE UNTIL YOU GO TO ONE OF THIS BITCH'S PARTIES And then there's AppleJack. Man, this bitch is the reason we've got apple juice, apple sauce, apple motherfi king cider! You want something made of apples? Go to this bitch. She's a fearless c t, who's saved Equestria from countess stampedes. I'd like to see you do that s t. We can't forget Fluttershy. Oh mannn, this bitch is one badass motherfi ker. She loves animals, EVERY FL KING ANIMAL IN THE WORLD, Lets say you're walking home, then BAM. WOLVERINE ATTACK. Just as he's about to rip open your body, Fluttershy comes, gives that wolverine bitch some affection (bitches love affection) and you get to keep your motherfi king life. All because of one badass pony Rainbow Dash. this bitch is so fast. She was the first, and last, to ever do the Sonic Rainboom. THE MOTHERFL KING SONIC RAINBOOM. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT S TT IS? Only a Pegasus with SKILLS can pull off that s t. Last but not least, Rarity. This is one hot bitch right here. Sexiext pony in all of Equestria. She's got ponies swooning over her left and right. Needless to say, this pony will MAKE YOU HER BITCH. SHELL PULL YOU INTO HER HOUSE, AND GIVE YOU A MOTHERFI KING MAKEOVER. YOIULL FALL HEAD HOOVES FOR THIS BITCH SO FAST NOT EVEN RAINBOW DASH WILL BE ABLE TO CATCH YOU And that, my friend, Is My Little Pony: Friendship is magic. it was so much fun to type this out) failbook.com
Ismael sleep or no sleep?i have no idea 34 minutes ago Like Comment LolliI can't sleep, so Im watching My little Pony: Friendship is magic. You should check it out. Its some pretty brutal s it, man. 33 minutes ago . Like-d) 1 person Ismael really?sounds kinda like a kids show 24 minutes ago Like You fi king kdding me bro? A KID's show? HAH. Don't make me laugh. My Little Pony is the SI T. Lemme lay the story out for you, homeboy Basically, there's this Princess. Princess motherf king Celestia. She runs this whole s t. She's the bitch in charge. She has two great wings, and is the fastest flier in Equestria. But she don't give a fi k. She's got Pegasus bitches left and right to carry her where ever the fi k she wants! Then there's Twilight Sparkle, and don't even get me STARTED on Twilight Sparkle. This bitch can do magic. MOTHERFL KING MAGIC. Plus she's Celestia most trusted student. Thats like being the motherfi king vice-president here in the real world Then there's Pinkie Pie, and man, this bitch is CRAZY. She does what ever the fi k she wants, because he doesn't give a fi k what anyone thinks. She gets sl t done. She wants a party, SHE THROWS A MOTHER :KING PARTY. Not just any party. Wheres the beer? Where's the weed? FI 2K THAT SI T. WE GOT MOT HERFI KING FRIENDSHIP. YOU'VE NEVER EXPERIENCED A HIGH LIKE UNTIL YOU GO TO ONE OF THIS BITCH'S PARTIES And then there's AppleJack. Man, this bitch is the reason we've got apple juice, apple sauce, apple motherfi king cider! You want something made of apples? Go to this bitch. She's a fearless c t, who's saved Equestria from countess stampedes. I'd like to see you do that s t. We can't forget Fluttershy. Oh mannn, this bitch is one badass motherfi ker. She loves animals, EVERY FL KING ANIMAL IN THE WORLD, Lets say you're walking home, then BAM. WOLVERINE ATTACK. Just as he's about to rip open your body, Fluttershy comes, gives that wolverine bitch some affection (bitches love affection) and you get to keep your motherfi king life. All because of one badass pony Rainbow Dash. this bitch is so fast. She was the first, and last, to ever do the Sonic Rainboom. THE MOTHERFL KING SONIC RAINBOOM. YOU KNOW WHAT THAT S TT IS? Only a Pegasus with SKILLS can pull off that s t. Last but not least, Rarity. This is one hot bitch right here. Sexiext pony in all of Equestria. She's got ponies swooning over her left and right. Needless to say, this pony will MAKE YOU HER BITCH. SHELL PULL YOU INTO HER HOUSE, AND GIVE YOU A MOTHERFI KING MAKEOVER. YOIULL FALL HEAD HOOVES FOR THIS BITCH SO FAST NOT EVEN RAINBOW DASH WILL BE ABLE TO CATCH YOU And that, my friend, Is My Little Pony: Friendship is magic. it was so much fun to type this out) failbook.com

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HOLD THE M------------ PHONE WHO IS THAT HOT PIECE OF DOE- EYED ASS OVER THERE, YOU ASK WELL LISTEN THE F--- UP ANUSLICK AND I'LL TELL YOU THIS HERE IS FRANCK M------------ RIVOIRE A-K-F-------A DANGER HHO'S DANGER YOU ASK? HELL SHUT THE HELL UP AND I'LL TELL YOU WHO THE F--- DANGER IS, THIS GODDAMNED SPIDERMAN-LOOKING PUSSYFART M----------- HERE IS DANGER BUT SPIDEY'S A BASIC BITCH DAMN F------ STRAIGHT DANGER HILL KICK HIS SPANDEX ASS UP AND DOWN THE GODDAMNED STREET YOU BEE AND DID I MENTION HOH THIS CRAZY BITCH COMES FROM THE F------ JUNGLE HELL NOH I DID. C------ AND YOU'RE PROBABLY ASKING YOUR DUMBASS SELF "GODFUCKING DAMN, THE F------ JUNGLE DID I READ THAT S--- CORRECTLY" HELL YOURE DAMNED RIGHT YOU READ IT CORRECTLY THIS F------ BONKERs BITCH LIVES IN A GODDAMNED PYRAMID LIKE SOME KIND OF F------ PHAROAH OR SOME S--- HOLY F--- coH F F--- DO ou YOU'RE ITB PROBABLY P---- OR BOME LAME SHT PROBABLY LTHT SOME KIND OF DUMBASS NONBELIEVER AM I RIGHT YOURE SAYING "PFFT THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF F------ DRAHINGS IM A DUMB SLUT NOT IMPRESSED BY THIS AMAZING S---" HELL SIT THE F--- DOHN PRINCESS BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR HOTHERFUCKING MIND YOU SEE THIS GLONY-EYED S--- OVER HERE A------ HELL HELL F------ YEAH THATS A GODDAMNED MASK BECAUSE FRANCK M------------ RIVOIRE A-K-F-------A DANGER DON'T F--- AROUND, THIS CRAZY N----- BRINGS HIS BADFUCKINGASS IDEAS TO LIFE WHILE YOU'RE AT HOME CRYING AND JERKING OFF TO HIS ART BECAUSE YOU KNOH IT'S S0 GODDAMNED SEXY YOU'LL NEVER BE THAT F------ AMAZING HILL YOU YOU LITTLE SPITFUCK BITCHES BETTER RECOGNIZE
HOLD THE M------------ PHONE WHO IS THAT HOT PIECE OF DOE- EYED ASS OVER THERE, YOU ASK WELL LISTEN THE F--- UP ANUSLICK AND I'LL TELL YOU THIS HERE IS FRANCK M------------ RIVOIRE A-K-F-------A DANGER HHO'S DANGER YOU ASK? HELL SHUT THE HELL UP AND I'LL TELL YOU WHO THE F--- DANGER IS, THIS GODDAMNED SPIDERMAN-LOOKING PUSSYFART M----------- HERE IS DANGER BUT SPIDEY'S A BASIC BITCH DAMN F------ STRAIGHT DANGER HILL KICK HIS SPANDEX ASS UP AND DOWN THE GODDAMNED STREET YOU BEE AND DID I MENTION HOH THIS CRAZY BITCH COMES FROM THE F------ JUNGLE HELL NOH I DID. C------ AND YOU'RE PROBABLY ASKING YOUR DUMBASS SELF "GODFUCKING DAMN, THE F------ JUNGLE DID I READ THAT S--- CORRECTLY" HELL YOURE DAMNED RIGHT YOU READ IT CORRECTLY THIS F------ BONKERs BITCH LIVES IN A GODDAMNED PYRAMID LIKE SOME KIND OF F------ PHAROAH OR SOME S--- HOLY F--- coH F F--- DO ou YOU'RE ITB PROBABLY P---- OR BOME LAME SHT PROBABLY LTHT SOME KIND OF DUMBASS NONBELIEVER AM I RIGHT YOURE SAYING "PFFT THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF F------ DRAHINGS IM A DUMB SLUT NOT IMPRESSED BY THIS AMAZING S---" HELL SIT THE F--- DOHN PRINCESS BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO BLOW YOUR HOTHERFUCKING MIND YOU SEE THIS GLONY-EYED S--- OVER HERE A------ HELL HELL F------ YEAH THATS A GODDAMNED MASK BECAUSE FRANCK M------------ RIVOIRE A-K-F-------A DANGER DON'T F--- AROUND, THIS CRAZY N----- BRINGS HIS BADFUCKINGASS IDEAS TO LIFE WHILE YOU'RE AT HOME CRYING AND JERKING OFF TO HIS ART BECAUSE YOU KNOH IT'S S0 GODDAMNED SEXY YOU'LL NEVER BE THAT F------ AMAZING HILL YOU YOU LITTLE SPITFUCK BITCHES BETTER RECOGNIZE

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Pinkie Pie is an Earth Pony from Ponyville. She works at Mrs. Cakes bakery and is one of the main characters of the senes. She holds the Element of Laughter Pinkie Pie Contents (show Personality Edit Back the f--- up everypony, this is m------------ Pinkie Pie. Who the f--- is Pinkie Pie? WHO THE F--- ARE YOU?1 You see this pony? THIS PONY GETS S--- DONE What type of s---? PARTYING S---, THATS WHAT! How hard can she party? OPEN YOUR EYESI SEE THAT F------ CUTIE MARK? F------ BALLOONS M-----------, What other pony has balloons on their ass?1 NONEI You remember that frat party you went to last SpeciesEarth Pony friday. F--- THAT S---, THIS BITCH WILL SHOW YOU A GODDAMN PARTY. Where's the beer? Wheres the weed? BITCH WE GOT F------ FRIENDSHIP. YOU AINT EVER Mane Rose-magenta EXPERIENCED A HIGH LIKE THIS. You want to chillax and listen to some rap? F--- YOU, PINKIE SAYS ITS DANCE Coat TIME What about the music? F--- THE RADIO, THIS BITCH CAN SING! How hard can she party? HARDER THAN ANDREW WK ON F------ CRACK, THATS HOW Voice Actress Andrea Libman HARD Pinkie Pie Eyes Bluish cyand Pink Cutie mark Yellow Blue Baloons You think this gir's just a useless partying filly? F--- YOU. THE F--- LET YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONSI? Did YOU save ponyville using a F------ TUBA? NO. Did YOU tell off a bully and get back a great friend? NO. I SEE YOUR TROLLING B-------, ITS GOT NOTHING ON THIS GIRL'S PRANKS. Can YOU make up a song on the fly? Can YOU talk faster than the speed of light? NO, I F------ THOUGHT SO. The F--- you just say son? BUT SHES PINKE ARE YOU F------ PINK? NO! IS BEING PINK GIRLY?1 NO! REAL MEN WEAR PINK AND THIS BITCH HAS GOT MORE BALLS THEN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO HAVE! So leam some goddamn respect YOU GODDAMN FILLY
Pinkie Pie is an Earth Pony from Ponyville. She works at Mrs. Cakes bakery and is one of the main characters of the senes. She holds the Element of Laughter Pinkie Pie Contents (show Personality Edit Back the f--- up everypony, this is m------------ Pinkie Pie. Who the f--- is Pinkie Pie? WHO THE F--- ARE YOU?1 You see this pony? THIS PONY GETS S--- DONE What type of s---? PARTYING S---, THATS WHAT! How hard can she party? OPEN YOUR EYESI SEE THAT F------ CUTIE MARK? F------ BALLOONS M-----------, What other pony has balloons on their ass?1 NONEI You remember that frat party you went to last SpeciesEarth Pony friday. F--- THAT S---, THIS BITCH WILL SHOW YOU A GODDAMN PARTY. Where's the beer? Wheres the weed? BITCH WE GOT F------ FRIENDSHIP. YOU AINT EVER Mane Rose-magenta EXPERIENCED A HIGH LIKE THIS. You want to chillax and listen to some rap? F--- YOU, PINKIE SAYS ITS DANCE Coat TIME What about the music? F--- THE RADIO, THIS BITCH CAN SING! How hard can she party? HARDER THAN ANDREW WK ON F------ CRACK, THATS HOW Voice Actress Andrea Libman HARD Pinkie Pie Eyes Bluish cyand Pink Cutie mark Yellow Blue Baloons You think this gir's just a useless partying filly? F--- YOU. THE F--- LET YOU JUMP TO CONCLUSIONSI? Did YOU save ponyville using a F------ TUBA? NO. Did YOU tell off a bully and get back a great friend? NO. I SEE YOUR TROLLING B-------, ITS GOT NOTHING ON THIS GIRL'S PRANKS. Can YOU make up a song on the fly? Can YOU talk faster than the speed of light? NO, I F------ THOUGHT SO. The F--- you just say son? BUT SHES PINKE ARE YOU F------ PINK? NO! IS BEING PINK GIRLY?1 NO! REAL MEN WEAR PINK AND THIS BITCH HAS GOT MORE BALLS THEN YOU COULD EVER HOPE TO HAVE! So leam some goddamn respect YOU GODDAMN FILLY

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BACK THE F--- UP IS THAT GOKAIGER?EEALLY THIS M----------- IS CAPTAIN MARVELOUS. IT AINT NO FAKE NAME MARVELOUS AND HE'LL KILL YOU BY LOOKING AT YOU BITCH. THEY CANEVEN TURN INTO ALL RED RANGERS BECAUSE THEYRE F------ BADASS AND THEY JUST DONT GIVE A FLYING S--- WHE THER YOURE A GOOD GUY OR NOT THEY WILL F------ KILL YOU WITH THEIR SWORDS AND GUNS AND JUST NOT GIVE A S---. THEY DONT TAKE KINDLY TO LITTLE BITCHES LIKE YOU SO YOU BEST GET THE F--- OUTTA HERE YOU BETTER F------ BELIEVE IT IS D------ THEYRE F------ JAPANESE SPACE PIRATES THAT CAN BECOMME ALL 34 PREVIOUS SENTAI THATS RIGHT D------ I SAID ALL 34. THEYLL F--- YOUR S--- UP SO BAD YOU WONT EVEN FEEL IT BITCH

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