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If the MASKS work, WHY the 6 feet? If the 6 feet works, WHY the Masks? If BOTH work, WHY the LOCKDOWN? The Sarcastic Jerk @The_SarcasticJ If the airbags work, then why the seatbelt? If the seatbelt works, then why the airbags? If both work, then why the brakes? >

If the MASKS work, WHY the 6 feet? If the 6 feet works, WHY the Masks? If BOTH work, WHY the LOCKDOWN? The Sarcastic Jerk @The_SarcasticJ If the airbags work, then why the seatbelt? If the seatbelt works, then why the airbags? If both work, then why the brakes? >

True Bravery

I live in Syria and this story gave me to strength to carry on. Thank you for sharing her story Access @accessonline .@KendallJenner ate grilled cheese, fries, crepes & more before hitting the #MetGala red carpet. Now *that* is bravery ahwd.tv/ EzCnvf

I live in Syria and this story gave me to strength to carry on. Thank you for sharing her story Access @accessonline .@KendallJenner ate grilled cheese, fries, crepes & more before hitting the #MetGala red carpet. Now *that* is bravery ahwd.tv/ EzCnvf

Literally the Pope

7 KTVB 58m · O 'Homosexual people have the right to be in a family. They are children of God,' Pope Francis said in one of his sit-down interviews for the film. Ashley Hutcherson He is not a true catholic. 16 34m Like Reply Drew Livingstone Ashley Hutcherson he is literally the Роpe 39

7 KTVB 58m · O 'Homosexual people have the right to be in a family. They are children of God,' Pope Francis said in one of his sit-down interviews for the film. Ashley Hutcherson He is not a true catholic. 16 34m Like Reply Drew Livingstone Ashley Hutcherson he is literally the Роpe 39

Wait, Aquaman Wasn't Real?

Is they deadass used getty images photo of a shark and cropped it onto their poster LMFAOO000000 the dceu is a f------ joke gettymages AQUAMAN ONLY IN THCATERS IDECEMBER 21 thats.. what stock photos are for... did you think they actually photographed a dude chilling with sharks

Is they deadass used getty images photo of a shark and cropped it onto their poster LMFAOO000000 the dceu is a f------ joke gettymages AQUAMAN ONLY IN THCATERS IDECEMBER 21 thats.. what stock photos are for... did you think they actually photographed a dude chilling with sharks

Water Is Not Allowed

Andres @Denuma8 My sister started 8 grade and it's all on zoom and today she got in trouble cause she got up to get water during class. As she's getting yelled at she looks at me and says "how this bitch gonna tell me l can't get water in my own house"

Andres @Denuma8 My sister started 8 grade and it's all on zoom and today she got in trouble cause she got up to get water during class. As she's getting yelled at she looks at me and says "how this bitch gonna tell me l can't get water in my own house"

YouTube Ads

TeamYouTube replied · 1h Hey @YouTube , maybe don't put ads before first aid vids? I don't have time to watch a Red Lobster ad when my grandma is choking on a fish bone. 3 27 5 32 TeamYouTube @TeamYouTube · 31m 00 Sorry to hear about the trouble - YouTube Premium offers an ad-free experience when you watch videos. Learn more here: yt.be/help/KF50. Hope this helps. 27 4 16 8

TeamYouTube replied · 1h Hey @YouTube , maybe don't put ads before first aid vids? I don't have time to watch a Red Lobster ad when my grandma is choking on a fish bone. 3 27 5 32 TeamYouTube @TeamYouTube · 31m 00 Sorry to hear about the trouble - YouTube Premium offers an ad-free experience when you watch videos. Learn more here: yt.be/help/KF50. Hope this helps. 27 4 16 8

It's Not Christmas Yet

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 000 @AOC Wishing all our loved ones, neighbors, and friends across the country lighting their first candle tonight a beautiful and #HappyHanukkah 4:07 PM · Dec 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 477 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 6.3K Likes 27 8m Replying to @AOC What's wrong with wishing us a merry Christmas? 21 27 Because it's the first night of Hanukah and not Christmas yet 27 99

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez 000 @AOC Wishing all our loved ones, neighbors, and friends across the country lighting their first candle tonight a beautiful and #HappyHanukkah 4:07 PM · Dec 10, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 477 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 6.3K Likes 27 8m Replying to @AOC What's wrong with wishing us a merry Christmas? 21 27 Because it's the first night of Hanukah and not Christmas yet 27 99

Thanks Dad

Ed MD @notdred My father in law believes a YouTube video with two doctors who told him the vaccines change your DNA, over me, an actual vaccine researcher. How's your weekend going? 4:54 AM 3/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Ed MD @notdred My father in law believes a YouTube video with two doctors who told him the vaccines change your DNA, over me, an actual vaccine researcher. How's your weekend going? 4:54 AM 3/14/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Neil's Logic

Neil If masks were necessary for our survival as a species we would have evolved one by now. 6- 4d We haven't. We have noses and mouths. We have airways. It is not natural for people to go around with face masks on in their general life. And no amount of govt propaganda can change that. twitter.com/EmmaRoulstone/. This quoted Tweet is unavailable. O 9,140 L7 4,706 O 1,442 Replying to @ neil do you wear shoes 8:42 am 02 Aug 20 Twitter Web App

Neil If masks were necessary for our survival as a species we would have evolved one by now. 6- 4d We haven't. We have noses and mouths. We have airways. It is not natural for people to go around with face masks on in their general life. And no amount of govt propaganda can change that. twitter.com/EmmaRoulstone/. This quoted Tweet is unavailable. O 9,140 L7 4,706 O 1,442 Replying to @ neil do you wear shoes 8:42 am 02 Aug 20 Twitter Web App

This Is the Cancer Talking

gears ago Personally I know our priority should be prevention, not cure. We should emphasize to every citizen: "If you eat junk food because you like the flavor, you do not deserve any health care or treatment!" As for prescription drugs, I understand they can save lives, but I expect more will be killed with them than saved. We should pay more attention to herbs made by God than drugs made for profits. (I use herbs to stop my cancer after refusing surgery.) ^| v · Reply · Share >

gears ago Personally I know our priority should be prevention, not cure. We should emphasize to every citizen: "If you eat junk food because you like the flavor, you do not deserve any health care or treatment!" As for prescription drugs, I understand they can save lives, but I expect more will be killed with them than saved. We should pay more attention to herbs made by God than drugs made for profits. (I use herbs to stop my cancer after refusing surgery.) ^| v · Reply · Share >

Keep Expectations Low

... 22h So like as a circuit designer I put a lot of notes to myself on schematics and PCB/chip layouts so I remember the deal later.. but this is the first time I accidentally put a note on the silkscreen instead of the "note layer" and it ended up being fabricated! Oops. lol 11005v PWR SMA6 U22 SMA5 を NANO This is a lazy design. Corners were cut. Keep Expectations Low - AJT2021 日 SMA1 SMA2 SMA3 SMA4

... 22h So like as a circuit designer I put a lot of notes to myself on schematics and PCB/chip layouts so I remember the deal later.. but this is the first time I accidentally put a note on the silkscreen instead of the "note layer" and it ended up being fabricated! Oops. lol 11005v PWR SMA6 U22 SMA5 を NANO This is a lazy design. Corners were cut. Keep Expectations Low - AJT2021 日 SMA1 SMA2 SMA3 SMA4

Only 12

Customer demands refund after ordering a dozen face masks and 'only getting 12' 46m ago

Customer demands refund after ordering a dozen face masks and 'only getting 12' 46m ago

Almost!

jodie @yupfinglas there are 21 million penguins in Antarctica and the population of Ireland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins

jodie @yupfinglas there are 21 million penguins in Antarctica and the population of Ireland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins

Math Skills

BIGGEST COVID-19 WORRIES 62% GETTING IT FAMILY GETTING IT 68% 48% THE ECONOMY 43° 5:49 abc #WCVB CORONAVIRUS IMPACT WCVB APP 3 CASES IN DUKES & NANTUCKET COUNTY Panasonic

BIGGEST COVID-19 WORRIES 62% GETTING IT FAMILY GETTING IT 68% 48% THE ECONOMY 43° 5:49 abc #WCVB CORONAVIRUS IMPACT WCVB APP 3 CASES IN DUKES & NANTUCKET COUNTY Panasonic

It Definitely Is

Anonymous 847430303 46 min ago DARK SOULS, Dark Souls is probably one of the video games ever made 210.1 kB JPG 6 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous 847430395 44 min ago >>847430303 (OP) Its definitely one of the video games ever made

Anonymous 847430303 46 min ago DARK SOULS, Dark Souls is probably one of the video games ever made 210.1 kB JPG 6 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous 847430395 44 min ago >>847430303 (OP) Its definitely one of the video games ever made

Overkill

Katie Mack @AstroKatie 15h Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it. t구 29 122 7h @AstroKatie Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM! Retweeted Katie Mack @AstroKatie I dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.

Katie Mack @AstroKatie 15h Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it. t구 29 122 7h @AstroKatie Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM! Retweeted Katie Mack @AstroKatie I dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.

Choose One

Mia Brett You're literally describing prejudice against women az Quartz - 11/12/19 Employers favor men not because they are prejudiced against women, but because they have the perception that men perform better on average at certain tasks. ow.ly/4IMa30pS3oN

Mia Brett You're literally describing prejudice against women az Quartz - 11/12/19 Employers favor men not because they are prejudiced against women, but because they have the perception that men perform better on average at certain tasks. ow.ly/4IMa30pS3oN

Mints

( Back (711) Mom!!! Details What kind of drug is that you better tell me and do not lie or I will go get it and you tested MOM PUT ONE IN YOUR MOUTH Are you high right now!!!? MOM DO IT JESUS CHRIST Explain what these are and why they are in your car NOW I am sorry You better answer your phone I am not playing around Mackenzie what were they Delivered Mints

( Back (711) Mom!!! Details What kind of drug is that you better tell me and do not lie or I will go get it and you tested MOM PUT ONE IN YOUR MOUTH Are you high right now!!!? MOM DO IT JESUS CHRIST Explain what these are and why they are in your car NOW I am sorry You better answer your phone I am not playing around Mackenzie what were they Delivered Mints

hungover shopping

In my hungover state I went food shopping. Reached for a pack of sausages & someone reached at the same time so l stepped back & said "sorry you go ahead". I then realised I'd actually seen my own arm in a mirror & had apologised to myself in front of a lady handing out samples

In my hungover state I went food shopping. Reached for a pack of sausages & someone reached at the same time so l stepped back & said "sorry you go ahead". I then realised I'd actually seen my own arm in a mirror & had apologised to myself in front of a lady handing out samples

hungover grocery shopping

married to ghost

kidneyspears Berlin, Germany Woman married to ghost of 300- year-old pirate announces they have split up ladbible.com/news/weird- wom... Ryan Reynolds O @VancityReynolds Did he..ghost her?

kidneyspears Berlin, Germany Woman married to ghost of 300- year-old pirate announces they have split up ladbible.com/news/weird- wom... Ryan Reynolds O @VancityReynolds Did he..ghost her?

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