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I divorced my dying husband - he wallowed in self-pity and killed my vibe June 20, 2023 | 11:11am | Updated 'Til near death do us part. A woman has opened up about why she divorced her dying husband, saying his five-year cancer battle took a toll on their marriage as he wallowed in self-pity.

I divorced my dying husband - he wallowed in self-pity and killed my vibe June 20, 2023 | 11:11am | Updated 'Til near death do us part. A woman has opened up about why she divorced her dying husband, saying his five-year cancer battle took a toll on their marriage as he wallowed in self-pity.

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Pop Base @PopBase The man who threw the phone at Bebe Rexha admits he was purposely trying to hit her because he thought it "would be funny." He has since been charged with two counts of assault, one count of harassment, one count of aggravated harassment and one count of attempted assault, according to Rolling Stone.

Pop Base @PopBase The man who threw the phone at Bebe Rexha admits he was purposely trying to hit her because he thought it "would be funny." He has since been charged with two counts of assault, one count of harassment, one count of aggravated harassment and one count of attempted assault, according to Rolling Stone.

Make Up Your Mind Elon

matt @mattxiv elon got rid of the verification system, realized why it was there in the first place, brought it back. got rid of content moderation, realized it was necessary, brought it back. brought back kanye, realized why he was banned, re-banned him. what a humble genius he is

matt @mattxiv elon got rid of the verification system, realized why it was there in the first place, brought it back. got rid of content moderation, realized it was necessary, brought it back. brought back kanye, realized why he was banned, re-banned him. what a humble genius he is

Fair Enough.

ypulse "//P @ypulse #Millennials are causing a "baby bust" they aren't having enough kids to keep the U.S. population at the "replacement level" Almond. @PIACID_ That's bc rent is $1500 & jobs paying $12 an hour

ypulse "//P @ypulse #Millennials are causing a "baby bust" they aren't having enough kids to keep the U.S. population at the "replacement level" Almond. @PIACID_ That's bc rent is $1500 & jobs paying $12 an hour

But male seahorses can get pregnant...

Jo @JoJoFromJerz In case anyone was wondering just how insane Republicans are: In the state of Tennessee, they're trying to ban a book about seahorses, claiming it 'normalizes gender fluidity & the idea that males can get pregnant.' This is where we are folks. 3:35 PM 21 Feb 23 20.8K Views ●

Jo @JoJoFromJerz In case anyone was wondering just how insane Republicans are: In the state of Tennessee, they're trying to ban a book about seahorses, claiming it 'normalizes gender fluidity & the idea that males can get pregnant.' This is where we are folks. 3:35 PM 21 Feb 23 20.8K Views ●

The Satanic Panic is back in full swing everyone!

How will the masses know we're worshiping satan? Easy. We're going to put a pentagram on your devil suit. 7:41 PM 12 Feb 23 888K Views ● :

How will the masses know we're worshiping satan? Easy. We're going to put a pentagram on your devil suit. 7:41 PM 12 Feb 23 888K Views ● :

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Start slow with the resolution

My New Year's resolution is to Riken's Beant read more. Yes. I turned the subtitles on. Have you started? Riken's Beard

My New Year's resolution is to Riken's Beant read more. Yes. I turned the subtitles on. Have you started? Riken's Beard

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getting fact checked by your own website

Elon Musk @elonmusk Real-time posting of someone else's location violates doxxing policy, but delayed posting of locations are ok Readers added context they thought people might want to know Publishing flight records is protected under the First Amendment. Cf. Smith v. Daily Mail Pub. Co., 443 U.S. 97 (1979) supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/...

Elon Musk @elonmusk Real-time posting of someone else's location violates doxxing policy, but delayed posting of locations are ok Readers added context they thought people might want to know Publishing flight records is protected under the First Amendment. Cf. Smith v. Daily Mail Pub. Co., 443 U.S. 97 (1979) supreme.justia.com/cases/federal/...

Nice

Imagine being a mag that advocates for body positivity and uplifting all people and you shame two girls with a history of eating disorders Affinity Magazine @TheAffinityMag Nicki Minaj is 34 and the Olsen twins are 30. White people age like bananas #MetGala

Imagine being a mag that advocates for body positivity and uplifting all people and you shame two girls with a history of eating disorders Affinity Magazine @TheAffinityMag Nicki Minaj is 34 and the Olsen twins are 30. White people age like bananas #MetGala

poll master

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 5h Unsuspend accounts who doxxed my exact location in real-time Now In 7 days 1,512,498 votes 18 hours left 27.6K Now Tomorrow 13.9K Elon Musk @elonmusk. 5h Unsuspend accounts who doxxed my exact location in real-time 7 days from now Longer 535,233 votes. Final results 18.8K 11.3K 28.9K Elon Musk @elonmusk 5h Sorry, too many options. Will redo poll. 7,478 3,478 41.4K (→ 35.8K (→ (→ : 59.5% 40.5% 43% 4.5% 14.4% 38.1% :

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 5h Unsuspend accounts who doxxed my exact location in real-time Now In 7 days 1,512,498 votes 18 hours left 27.6K Now Tomorrow 13.9K Elon Musk @elonmusk. 5h Unsuspend accounts who doxxed my exact location in real-time 7 days from now Longer 535,233 votes. Final results 18.8K 11.3K 28.9K Elon Musk @elonmusk 5h Sorry, too many options. Will redo poll. 7,478 3,478 41.4K (→ 35.8K (→ (→ : 59.5% 40.5% 43% 4.5% 14.4% 38.1% :

no breastfeeding for boy babies!

6 hours ago Mothers who breastfeed boy babies need to stop. We need to empower more females in this world and by breastfeeding them we're giving them a good start in life which they deserve over a baby boy which are already physically stronger than baby girls. I have feminist views and I am not ashamed to admit that. No boy baby will ever be fed from my if I am unfortunate enough

6 hours ago Mothers who breastfeed boy babies need to stop. We need to empower more females in this world and by breastfeeding them we're giving them a good start in life which they deserve over a baby boy which are already physically stronger than baby girls. I have feminist views and I am not ashamed to admit that. No boy baby will ever be fed from my if I am unfortunate enough

free speech absolutist

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 07.11.22 My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk 39,3K 35,4K Replying to @elonmusk Imao ElonJet @ElonJet 60 Following 500,7K Followers 396K ↑. Account suspended Twitter suspends accounts that violate the Twitter Rules. Learn more

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 07.11.22 My commitment to free speech extends even to not banning the account following my plane, even though that is a direct personal safety risk 39,3K 35,4K Replying to @elonmusk Imao ElonJet @ElonJet 60 Following 500,7K Followers 396K ↑. Account suspended Twitter suspends accounts that violate the Twitter Rules. Learn more

X Æ A-Xii

Ethan Embry @EmbryEthan The guy who named his kid X A A-Xii is making fun of pronouns. 10:55 AM - Dec 11, 2022 18.3K Retweets 298 Quote Tweets 166.8K Likes

Ethan Embry @EmbryEthan The guy who named his kid X A A-Xii is making fun of pronouns. 10:55 AM - Dec 11, 2022 18.3K Retweets 298 Quote Tweets 166.8K Likes

0-100 real quick

Zak Ghali @ZakGhaliAZ You ever drink water at restaurants for free just to flex on Europeans mohsen stan account @pxrmida U ever come home from school alive just to flex on Americans

Zak Ghali @ZakGhaliAZ You ever drink water at restaurants for free just to flex on Europeans mohsen stan account @pxrmida U ever come home from school alive just to flex on Americans

that backfired

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 1h Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll. Yes No 5,531,238 votes 10 hours 9 minutes left 92.9K 174K 133K 58% 42%

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 1h Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll. Yes No 5,531,238 votes 10 hours 9 minutes left 92.9K 174K 133K 58% 42%

thats not mansplaining

I'm a Celt myself. Irish specifically. My ancestry is from Munster county. Like Reply 18m Munster isn't a county. Its a province. Like Reply 12m You're gonna mansplain Ireland to me when i'm Irish? A man with an unwashed ass has an opinion again Like Reply 6m I'm Irish. You're American. I'm pretty confident I know my country better than you ya absolute gowl. Like Reply 4m

I'm a Celt myself. Irish specifically. My ancestry is from Munster county. Like Reply 18m Munster isn't a county. Its a province. Like Reply 12m You're gonna mansplain Ireland to me when i'm Irish? A man with an unwashed ass has an opinion again Like Reply 6m I'm Irish. You're American. I'm pretty confident I know my country better than you ya absolute gowl. Like Reply 4m

Daily Musk Status

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 10h And... we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol 36.1K t 59.5K 487K Elon Musk @elonmusk. 10h Let that sink in ... 10K 10K Ryan Mac @RMac18 163K ↑ *people gather in my yard to watch my house burn* me: wow, i've never had this many visitors before 3:22 AM - 11/18/22 Twitter Web App .

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 10h And... we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol 36.1K t 59.5K 487K Elon Musk @elonmusk. 10h Let that sink in ... 10K 10K Ryan Mac @RMac18 163K ↑ *people gather in my yard to watch my house burn* me: wow, i've never had this many visitors before 3:22 AM - 11/18/22 Twitter Web App .

97 Facepaws

Techically 96 because DJ left the scene but he would've done it too.

Techically 96 because DJ left the scene but he would've done it too.

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He Dodged a Bullet

· 10h @Alu. After 2 months of talking, I told this guy yesterday that I wasn't ready for a relationship and he responded "it's been great, hope you have a good one." And then he blocked me. No effort, no Sharon Godwin pressure applied. I'm devastated O O 2,241 LI 9,142 O 15.3K

· 10h @Alu. After 2 months of talking, I told this guy yesterday that I wasn't ready for a relationship and he responded "it's been great, hope you have a good one." And then he blocked me. No effort, no Sharon Godwin pressure applied. I'm devastated O O 2,241 LI 9,142 O 15.3K

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Wrong Number

Here is the schedule hey, i think you have the wrong number Then what is your number because I have the 5 that is my number Read 11:36 AM Ok then why did you say I have the wrong number because i'm not...the person you're trying to text Delivered

Here is the schedule hey, i think you have the wrong number Then what is your number because I have the 5 that is my number Read 11:36 AM Ok then why did you say I have the wrong number because i'm not...the person you're trying to text Delivered

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