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Ethan Embry @EmbryEthan The guy who named his kid X A A-Xii is making fun of pronouns. 10:55 AM - Dec 11, 2022 18.3K Retweets 298 Quote Tweets 166.8K Likes

Ethan Embry @EmbryEthan The guy who named his kid X A A-Xii is making fun of pronouns. 10:55 AM - Dec 11, 2022 18.3K Retweets 298 Quote Tweets 166.8K Likes

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Zak Ghali @ZakGhaliAZ You ever drink water at restaurants for free just to flex on Europeans mohsen stan account @pxrmida U ever come home from school alive just to flex on Americans

Zak Ghali @ZakGhaliAZ You ever drink water at restaurants for free just to flex on Europeans mohsen stan account @pxrmida U ever come home from school alive just to flex on Americans

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Elon Musk @elonmusk. 1h Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll. Yes No 5,531,238 votes 10 hours 9 minutes left 92.9K 174K 133K 58% 42%

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 1h Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll. Yes No 5,531,238 votes 10 hours 9 minutes left 92.9K 174K 133K 58% 42%

thats not mansplaining

I'm a Celt myself. Irish specifically. My ancestry is from Munster county. Like Reply 18m Munster isn't a county. Its a province. Like Reply 12m You're gonna mansplain Ireland to me when i'm Irish? A man with an unwashed ass has an opinion again Like Reply 6m I'm Irish. You're American. I'm pretty confident I know my country better than you ya absolute gowl. Like Reply 4m

I'm a Celt myself. Irish specifically. My ancestry is from Munster county. Like Reply 18m Munster isn't a county. Its a province. Like Reply 12m You're gonna mansplain Ireland to me when i'm Irish? A man with an unwashed ass has an opinion again Like Reply 6m I'm Irish. You're American. I'm pretty confident I know my country better than you ya absolute gowl. Like Reply 4m

Daily Musk Status

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 10h And... we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol 36.1K t 59.5K 487K Elon Musk @elonmusk. 10h Let that sink in ... 10K 10K Ryan Mac @RMac18 163K ↑ *people gather in my yard to watch my house burn* me: wow, i've never had this many visitors before 3:22 AM - 11/18/22 Twitter Web App .

Elon Musk @elonmusk. 10h And... we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol 36.1K t 59.5K 487K Elon Musk @elonmusk. 10h Let that sink in ... 10K 10K Ryan Mac @RMac18 163K ↑ *people gather in my yard to watch my house burn* me: wow, i've never had this many visitors before 3:22 AM - 11/18/22 Twitter Web App .

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He Dodged a Bullet

· 10h @Alu. After 2 months of talking, I told this guy yesterday that I wasn't ready for a relationship and he responded "it's been great, hope you have a good one." And then he blocked me. No effort, no Sharon Godwin pressure applied. I'm devastated O O 2,241 LI 9,142 O 15.3K

· 10h @Alu. After 2 months of talking, I told this guy yesterday that I wasn't ready for a relationship and he responded "it's been great, hope you have a good one." And then he blocked me. No effort, no Sharon Godwin pressure applied. I'm devastated O O 2,241 LI 9,142 O 15.3K

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Wrong Number

Here is the schedule hey, i think you have the wrong number Then what is your number because I have the 5 that is my number Read 11:36 AM Ok then why did you say I have the wrong number because i'm not...the person you're trying to text Delivered

Here is the schedule hey, i think you have the wrong number Then what is your number because I have the 5 that is my number Read 11:36 AM Ok then why did you say I have the wrong number because i'm not...the person you're trying to text Delivered

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Great Grandma

(spooky edition) When I was like 12, I was signing a birthday card for my grandma and I wrote "You're a great grandma" and she lost her st because she thought I was telling her that I was pregnant

(spooky edition) When I was like 12, I was signing a birthday card for my grandma and I wrote "You're a great grandma" and she lost her st because she thought I was telling her that I was pregnant

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Unpopular Opinion: We Should Make Crime Illegal

Ben Shapiro O @benshapiro · 8m Notably, nobody said crime Sam Raskin @samraskinz · 1d What would you ban? Wiley: Sugary drinks Donovan: food deserts, neighborhoods with no parks Morales: ban bodegas without fres. 51 27 25 151 Valid Arguments VA @ArgumentsValid Replying to @benshapiro Crimes are already banned, Ben. That's why they're crimes. 8:12 AM 18 Jun 21 · Twitter for Android

Ben Shapiro O @benshapiro · 8m Notably, nobody said crime Sam Raskin @samraskinz · 1d What would you ban? Wiley: Sugary drinks Donovan: food deserts, neighborhoods with no parks Morales: ban bodegas without fres. 51 27 25 151 Valid Arguments VA @ArgumentsValid Replying to @benshapiro Crimes are already banned, Ben. That's why they're crimes. 8:12 AM 18 Jun 21 · Twitter for Android

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Christians Against Dinosaurs

Christians against dinosaurs 50 minutes ago So if dinosaur "bones" have been kept untouched for "millions" of years underground and are in such "great" condition-- why do museums need plaster and wires to keep them together? Did the "dinosaurs" also need plaster and wire? Your bones wouldn't stick together on form If your flesh was gone 34 minutes ago · Like · idr 1 Do you have proof of that claim? 33 minutes ago Like

Christians against dinosaurs 50 minutes ago So if dinosaur "bones" have been kept untouched for "millions" of years underground and are in such "great" condition-- why do museums need plaster and wires to keep them together? Did the "dinosaurs" also need plaster and wire? Your bones wouldn't stick together on form If your flesh was gone 34 minutes ago · Like · idr 1 Do you have proof of that claim? 33 minutes ago Like

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Popo

FOX FOX59 News 59 @FOX59 Police department writes 'popo' on squad cars to relate with young residents via.fox59.com/PHoOr K-9 UNIT EMERGENCY 911 POPO "salutations my fellow youth, i'll buy one weed please"

FOX FOX59 News 59 @FOX59 Police department writes 'popo' on squad cars to relate with young residents via.fox59.com/PHoOr K-9 UNIT EMERGENCY 911 POPO "salutations my fellow youth, i'll buy one weed please"

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Poison

FLUORIDE THERE IS POISON IN THE TAP HATER KIA FLUORIDE THERE IS POISON IN THE TAP WATER Posted in r/memes by u/Shoe_Bum_ e reddit

FLUORIDE THERE IS POISON IN THE TAP HATER KIA FLUORIDE THERE IS POISON IN THE TAP WATER Posted in r/memes by u/Shoe_Bum_ e reddit

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When Pride Month Is Over

Chicago unveiled a new rainbow crosswalk on June 3rd and then tarred over it on June 30th in the middle of the night Imao *** layor Lightfoot Unveils Rainbow rosswalk To City Hall For Pride Mo 16:39 · 02 Jul 21 · Twitter for iPhone

Chicago unveiled a new rainbow crosswalk on June 3rd and then tarred over it on June 30th in the middle of the night Imao *** layor Lightfoot Unveils Rainbow rosswalk To City Hall For Pride Mo 16:39 · 02 Jul 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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$50 a Month Doesn't Add Up To Anywhere Close to A Million

Side Hustle King @profitwithant Would you rather get paid $1,000,000 right now or $50 every month for the rest of your life? l'll take Option B. That's what passive income is. Find a way to make passive income, it'll change your life.

Side Hustle King @profitwithant Would you rather get paid $1,000,000 right now or $50 every month for the rest of your life? l'll take Option B. That's what passive income is. Find a way to make passive income, it'll change your life.

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Failed Parenting

I found out that my son is going to try and get himself vaccinated when he turns 18 in a month. How can I stop him? Answered 1h ago Accept that you have raised a son who is more intelligent than you.

I found out that my son is going to try and get himself vaccinated when he turns 18 in a month. How can I stop him? Answered 1h ago Accept that you have raised a son who is more intelligent than you.

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She Tried

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said "you know she has a crush on you right?" and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward" She f told my boyfriend that i liked him

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said "you know she has a crush on you right?" and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward" She f told my boyfriend that i liked him

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The Struggle

Kids these days don't know the struggle LINE OUT OU UD Justin TM @JustinMLB You really struggled with this? Literally match the colors bro

Kids these days don't know the struggle LINE OUT OU UD Justin TM @JustinMLB You really struggled with this? Literally match the colors bro

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Impressive Intelligence

Just found out my coworker is a antivaxxer.. we're microbiologists O 1,271 L 54.7K 456K I work with a flat earther... at an airline.

Just found out my coworker is a antivaxxer.. we're microbiologists O 1,271 L 54.7K 456K I work with a flat earther... at an airline.

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Al-Gebra, not Al-Qaeda

A Guy Says He Was Questioned On A Plane For Doing Math During A Flight A woman sitting next the Ivy League economist told flight crew she had security concerns about the man, after seeing him write in a foreign script. It turned out to be a differential equation.

A Guy Says He Was Questioned On A Plane For Doing Math During A Flight A woman sitting next the Ivy League economist told flight crew she had security concerns about the man, after seeing him write in a foreign script. It turned out to be a differential equation.

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