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This Is the Cancer Talking

gears ago Personally I know our priority should be prevention, not cure. We should emphasize to every citizen: "If you eat junk food because you like the flavor, you do not deserve any health care or treatment!" As for prescription drugs, I understand they can save lives, but I expect more will be killed with them than saved. We should pay more attention to herbs made by God than drugs made for profits. (I use herbs to stop my cancer after refusing surgery.) ^| v · Reply · Share >

gears ago Personally I know our priority should be prevention, not cure. We should emphasize to every citizen: "If you eat junk food because you like the flavor, you do not deserve any health care or treatment!" As for prescription drugs, I understand they can save lives, but I expect more will be killed with them than saved. We should pay more attention to herbs made by God than drugs made for profits. (I use herbs to stop my cancer after refusing surgery.) ^| v · Reply · Share >

Keep Expectations Low

... 22h So like as a circuit designer I put a lot of notes to myself on schematics and PCB/chip layouts so I remember the deal later.. but this is the first time I accidentally put a note on the silkscreen instead of the "note layer" and it ended up being fabricated! Oops. lol 11005v PWR SMA6 U22 SMA5 を NANO This is a lazy design. Corners were cut. Keep Expectations Low - AJT2021 日 SMA1 SMA2 SMA3 SMA4

... 22h So like as a circuit designer I put a lot of notes to myself on schematics and PCB/chip layouts so I remember the deal later.. but this is the first time I accidentally put a note on the silkscreen instead of the "note layer" and it ended up being fabricated! Oops. lol 11005v PWR SMA6 U22 SMA5 を NANO This is a lazy design. Corners were cut. Keep Expectations Low - AJT2021 日 SMA1 SMA2 SMA3 SMA4

Only 12

Customer demands refund after ordering a dozen face masks and 'only getting 12' 46m ago

Customer demands refund after ordering a dozen face masks and 'only getting 12' 46m ago

Almost!

jodie @yupfinglas there are 21 million penguins in Antarctica and the population of Ireland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins

jodie @yupfinglas there are 21 million penguins in Antarctica and the population of Ireland is 6.6 million so if all of the penguins in Antarctica decided to invade Ireland, each person would have to fight off over 3 million penguins

Math Skills

BIGGEST COVID-19 WORRIES 62% GETTING IT FAMILY GETTING IT 68% 48% THE ECONOMY 43° 5:49 abc #WCVB CORONAVIRUS IMPACT WCVB APP 3 CASES IN DUKES & NANTUCKET COUNTY Panasonic

BIGGEST COVID-19 WORRIES 62% GETTING IT FAMILY GETTING IT 68% 48% THE ECONOMY 43° 5:49 abc #WCVB CORONAVIRUS IMPACT WCVB APP 3 CASES IN DUKES & NANTUCKET COUNTY Panasonic

It Definitely Is

Anonymous 847430303 46 min ago DARK SOULS, Dark Souls is probably one of the video games ever made 210.1 kB JPG 6 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous 847430395 44 min ago >>847430303 (OP) Its definitely one of the video games ever made

Anonymous 847430303 46 min ago DARK SOULS, Dark Souls is probably one of the video games ever made 210.1 kB JPG 6 REPLIES O IMAGES REPLY Anonymous 847430395 44 min ago >>847430303 (OP) Its definitely one of the video games ever made

Overkill

Katie Mack @AstroKatie 15h Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it. t구 29 122 7h @AstroKatie Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM! Retweeted Katie Mack @AstroKatie I dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.

Katie Mack @AstroKatie 15h Honestly climate change scares the heck out of me and it makes me so sad to see what we're losing because of it. t구 29 122 7h @AstroKatie Maybe you should learn some actual SCIENCE then, and stop listening to the criminals pushing the #GlobalWarming SCAM! Retweeted Katie Mack @AstroKatie I dunno, man, I already went and got a PhD in astrophysics. Seems like more than that would be overkill at this point.

Choose One

Mia Brett You're literally describing prejudice against women az Quartz - 11/12/19 Employers favor men not because they are prejudiced against women, but because they have the perception that men perform better on average at certain tasks. ow.ly/4IMa30pS3oN

Mia Brett You're literally describing prejudice against women az Quartz - 11/12/19 Employers favor men not because they are prejudiced against women, but because they have the perception that men perform better on average at certain tasks. ow.ly/4IMa30pS3oN

Mints

( Back (711) Mom!!! Details What kind of drug is that you better tell me and do not lie or I will go get it and you tested MOM PUT ONE IN YOUR MOUTH Are you high right now!!!? MOM DO IT JESUS CHRIST Explain what these are and why they are in your car NOW I am sorry You better answer your phone I am not playing around Mackenzie what were they Delivered Mints

( Back (711) Mom!!! Details What kind of drug is that you better tell me and do not lie or I will go get it and you tested MOM PUT ONE IN YOUR MOUTH Are you high right now!!!? MOM DO IT JESUS CHRIST Explain what these are and why they are in your car NOW I am sorry You better answer your phone I am not playing around Mackenzie what were they Delivered Mints

hungover shopping

In my hungover state I went food shopping. Reached for a pack of sausages & someone reached at the same time so l stepped back & said "sorry you go ahead". I then realised I'd actually seen my own arm in a mirror & had apologised to myself in front of a lady handing out samples

In my hungover state I went food shopping. Reached for a pack of sausages & someone reached at the same time so l stepped back & said "sorry you go ahead". I then realised I'd actually seen my own arm in a mirror & had apologised to myself in front of a lady handing out samples

hungover grocery shopping

married to ghost

kidneyspears Berlin, Germany Woman married to ghost of 300- year-old pirate announces they have split up ladbible.com/news/weird- wom... Ryan Reynolds O @VancityReynolds Did he..ghost her?

kidneyspears Berlin, Germany Woman married to ghost of 300- year-old pirate announces they have split up ladbible.com/news/weird- wom... Ryan Reynolds O @VancityReynolds Did he..ghost her?

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joining the military

w March 11 t People just join the military because there too dumb to go to college... I Like Comment Share Be the first person to like this. "They're March 11 Like 5

w March 11 t People just join the military because there too dumb to go to college... I Like Comment Share Be the first person to like this. "They're March 11 Like 5

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20 year plan

Sol had a wedding in my Calendar for this Saturday and I was very stressed out becausel didn't know whose it was andI was afraid I was going to miss it. Then I realized that it was part of my 20 year plan and I set it like 5 years ago. It's my wedding, l'm missing my wedding. 15/08/2018, 01:48 52.9K Retweets 358K Likes

Sol had a wedding in my Calendar for this Saturday and I was very stressed out becausel didn't know whose it was andI was afraid I was going to miss it. Then I realized that it was part of my 20 year plan and I set it like 5 years ago. It's my wedding, l'm missing my wedding. 15/08/2018, 01:48 52.9K Retweets 358K Likes

20 year plan calendar wedding

birthday candles

why tf is there a birthday candle for 0 nobody turns zero years old lol 2.48 1.00 1.00 1.00 Condies hirthigary Bethday Batt 012 0234 6789 100 1.00 国1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 11/1/18, 4:35 PM 11 Likes

why tf is there a birthday candle for 0 nobody turns zero years old lol 2.48 1.00 1.00 1.00 Condies hirthigary Bethday Batt 012 0234 6789 100 1.00 国1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 11/1/18, 4:35 PM 11 Likes

birthday candles zero

ginger children

Replying to I got dumped for having red hair. My boyfriends Mum didn't want to risk having ginger grandchildren, so she made him dump me. He married a blonde and had two ginger kids..Karma. My Kids are blonde. 8:45 AM · Aug 18, 2020 i

Replying to I got dumped for having red hair. My boyfriends Mum didn't want to risk having ginger grandchildren, so she made him dump me. He married a blonde and had two ginger kids..Karma. My Kids are blonde. 8:45 AM · Aug 18, 2020 i

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The Facepalm Creation Myth

THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS IN THE PALM OF A TITANIC BEING MOVING IT TOWARDS ITS HEAD IT'LL TAKE EONS, BUT WHEN THE PALM ARRIVES, IT'LL ANNIHILATE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS IN THE PALM OF A TITANIC BEING MOVING IT TOWARDS ITS HEAD IT'LL TAKE EONS, BUT WHEN THE PALM ARRIVES, IT'LL ANNIHILATE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

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/r/comedyarchaeology triple facepalm

TRIPLE FACEPALM Not even double facepalm can explain how much you fail 4 VIA SLOWROBOT.COM

TRIPLE FACEPALM Not even double facepalm can explain how much you fail 4 VIA SLOWROBOT.COM

triple facepalm star trek /r/comedyarchaeology

this is no ordinary stupidity, this is super-human level of stupidity

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DisNigga

@kmgraphiks DISNIGGA

@kmgraphiks DISNIGGA

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All the facepalms

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