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TWILIGHT DASH IST EDITION FIM-EN000 [PONY/FUSION/EFFECT] Twilight Sparkle Rapidash This card gains soo ATK and DEF for each FIRE-Type Monster in your graveyard By removing from play 1 FIRE-Type Monster from your Hand or Graveyard, you can Banish one monster your opponent controls. This card can't attack the turn this effect is used ATK/ 2700 DEF/2400 49073609 ©2011 WYRACH
TWILIGHT DASH IST EDITION FIM-EN000 [PONY/FUSION/EFFECT] Twilight Sparkle Rapidash This card gains soo ATK and DEF for each FIRE-Type Monster in your graveyard By removing from play 1 FIRE-Type Monster from your Hand or Graveyard, you can Banish one monster your opponent controls. This card can't attack the turn this effect is used ATK/ 2700 DEF/2400 49073609 ©2011 WYRACH

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OMG, I SEE YIFF !!!! Sorcery You can choose to pray for 3 hours instead of pay the mana cost of this card Destroy all Gay/Furry cards and gain X life points where X is the number of destroyed cards Pray again Omg, Yiff !!! Burn in fire !!! Amen Zephir Production 1/8
OMG, I SEE YIFF !!!! Sorcery You can choose to pray for 3 hours instead of pay the mana cost of this card Destroy all Gay/Furry cards and gain X life points where X is the number of destroyed cards Pray again Omg, Yiff !!! Burn in fire !!! Amen Zephir Production 1/8

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This is a card I made to represent the player personally fighting alongside his/her creatures. I put <i>lots</i> of thought into its mechanics. I made the artwork myself, which is why it sucks.
This is a card I made to represent the player personally fighting alongside his/her creatures. I put <i>lots</i> of thought into its mechanics. I made the artwork myself, which is why it sucks.

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Southern Paladin e迷迷 Creature- Redneck Banding x*: Lynch - Destroy target non-White creature with power less than the combined power of all Paladins in play Burn Cross Tap target Woman or Child. "I think one man is just as good as another, so long as he's not a n-----, a Chinaman, a Jew, a Mexican, or a h---." TH &©1993-2007 Wizards ofthe Coast,
Southern Paladin e迷迷 Creature- Redneck Banding x*: Lynch - Destroy target non-White creature with power less than the combined power of all Paladins in play Burn Cross Tap target Woman or Child. "I think one man is just as good as another, so long as he's not a n-----, a Chinaman, a Jew, a Mexican, or a h---." TH &©1993-2007 Wizards ofthe Coast,

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INSTANT WINNER MAGIC CARD Congradulations! You've won my game and a chance to come spend the weekend with me at Neverland. To redeem prize, call 1-800-LTL-BOTS
INSTANT WINNER MAGIC CARD Congradulations! You've won my game and a chance to come spend the weekend with me at Neverland. To redeem prize, call 1-800-LTL-BOTS

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Dark Soldier Dawg 闇 1st Editio们 WLL-001 Beast-Warrior] Defender of the souls of fallen loved ones taken from him by the evil cat's hatred of man ATK: 3800 DEF: 3100 73420611 © 2002-2003 Isikic Originals
Dark Soldier Dawg 闇 1st Editio们 WLL-001 Beast-Warrior] Defender of the souls of fallen loved ones taken from him by the evil cat's hatred of man ATK: 3800 DEF: 3100 73420611 © 2002-2003 Isikic Originals

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TRAP FORCEFUL SKIRT LIFT TRAP CARD] Series F-060 When your opponent declares an attack, your opponent must lift her skirt until her Battle Phase ends. If she declines to do it, negate the attack and inflict 50oo damage to her life points. You cannot activate this card if your opponent doesn't wear skirts 42216422 2015 PROJECT CROSS YU-G
TRAP FORCEFUL SKIRT LIFT TRAP CARD] Series F-060 When your opponent declares an attack, your opponent must lift her skirt until her Battle Phase ends. If she declines to do it, negate the attack and inflict 50oo damage to her life points. You cannot activate this card if your opponent doesn't wear skirts 42216422 2015 PROJECT CROSS YU-G

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MAGQUAZA 闇 IST EDITION PKDP-EN000 [POKÉMON / DRAGON/FUSION EFFECT ] Rayquaza" Mismagius Once per turn, toss 3 coins. If z out of 3 coins are Heads, this card can attack your opponent directly, If it attacks directly due to this effect, toss another coin and call Heads or Tails. If you call wrong, halve this cards ATK before damage calculation ATK/5000 DEF/5000 28610246 2008 WYRAACH UR
MAGQUAZA 闇 IST EDITION PKDP-EN000 [POKÉMON / DRAGON/FUSION EFFECT ] Rayquaza" Mismagius Once per turn, toss 3 coins. If z out of 3 coins are Heads, this card can attack your opponent directly, If it attacks directly due to this effect, toss another coin and call Heads or Tails. If you call wrong, halve this cards ATK before damage calculation ATK/5000 DEF/5000 28610246 2008 WYRAACH UR

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Terry's Shitty Yu Gi Oh Cards (Signer Dragon Support and Overpowered Bullshit Edition)

Yes I just went to YugiohCardMaker.net, last time I made my own Yu Gi Oh cards they were indeed the very definition of “JPEG Artifacts”. Also I was compelled to take the card effects a little more seriously….well, seriously in the sense that I wanted to make card effects that would be great additions to the TCG proper and not just half baked filler fluff to add to the collection folders *COUGH*ARCANA FORCE*COUGH*. Cause what fun is there in making custom Yu Gi Oh cards that aren't OP asshit? Well, at least OP in the sense of trolling the so called meta, in fact I'm particularly proud of that Dio card's effect, how fun would it be to whip that f----- out on a OTK Player and f--- up their one method of winning? And yeah I hate the whole Card Games on Motorcycles bit <i>(most arbitrary plot device every)</i> but I must admit 5Ds still has plenty going for it so I felt I'd give them some love here.
Yes I just went to YugiohCardMaker.net, last time I made my own Yu Gi Oh cards they were indeed the very definition of “JPEG Artifacts”. Also I was compelled to take the card effects a little more seriously….well, seriously in the sense that I wanted to make card effects that would be great additions to the TCG proper and not just half baked filler fluff to add to the collection folders *COUGH*ARCANA FORCE*COUGH*. Cause what fun is there in making custom Yu Gi Oh cards that aren't OP asshit? Well, at least OP in the sense of trolling the so called meta, in fact I'm particularly proud of that Dio card's effect, how fun would it be to whip that f----- out on a OTK Player and f--- up their one method of winning? And yeah I hate the whole Card Games on Motorcycles bit <i>(most arbitrary plot device every)</i> but I must admit 5Ds still has plenty going for it so I felt I'd give them some love here.

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Guildmaster Van Legendary Creature Human Wizard As Guildmaster Van comes into play, choose a spell type. Whenever an opponent plays a spell of the chosen type Guildmaster Van deals 2 damage to him or her unless you draw a card. "Mwa ha ha! MWA HA HA HA HA! 2/2 Miguel Caron
Guildmaster Van Legendary Creature Human Wizard As Guildmaster Van comes into play, choose a spell type. Whenever an opponent plays a spell of the chosen type Guildmaster Van deals 2 damage to him or her unless you draw a card. "Mwa ha ha! MWA HA HA HA HA! 2/2 Miguel Caron

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I would have called it the “Big Fucking Gun” but that name was already taken….by a peeshooter….

2 A8O PO 300 Ming Weapon Machine Vitan Tribute a properly Zenith Summoned MESSIAH Quantum Bustersaurus Rex and 1 Basic Class Sectrobeastor FR 4 If vou choose to Messiah Summon this creature its HP is null and void and instead this creature now opperates on the Final Points system, each attack dealt or heal effect apllied towards this now equals 1 Final Point respectively. During the initial Messiah Summoning of this creature, select 1 creature in play and either deal 999 damage to it or jüst have it automatically destroved outright. Any creature that is destroyed in combat by this creature is removed from play instéad of going to the Graveyard.
2 A8O PO 300 Ming Weapon Machine Vitan Tribute a properly Zenith Summoned MESSIAH Quantum Bustersaurus Rex and 1 Basic Class Sectrobeastor FR 4 If vou choose to Messiah Summon this creature its HP is null and void and instead this creature now opperates on the Final Points system, each attack dealt or heal effect apllied towards this now equals 1 Final Point respectively. During the initial Messiah Summoning of this creature, select 1 creature in play and either deal 999 damage to it or jüst have it automatically destroved outright. Any creature that is destroyed in combat by this creature is removed from play instéad of going to the Graveyard.

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Immortal Bin, Laden Yeu see? The one S he Si 2000
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神 DIVINE-BEAST If the player draws this card and lays it out on the field, the opponen must sacrifice all of his cards to please the Sun God If none or not ai cards are sacrificed, then the Sun God will take his punishment our on both players and both shall lose. This card is ineffective if the Atheist card is drawn. ATK/9999 DEF/9999 - 84336116 62009A
神 DIVINE-BEAST If the player draws this card and lays it out on the field, the opponen must sacrifice all of his cards to please the Sun God If none or not ai cards are sacrificed, then the Sun God will take his punishment our on both players and both shall lose. This card is ineffective if the Atheist card is drawn. ATK/9999 DEF/9999 - 84336116 62009A

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Basic Pokémon Ling Lin 6000 HP Anti-sociol Bottlemonster Length 2' 5" Weight 30lbs Asian Gibberish Confuses enemies with it's uknown Japanese rike-rangauge.Flip 2 coins,this attack does 100 damage times the rmimber of heads Sever Skull of Adversaries Times 100 by the mumber of fingers you have and deck your opponent.Steal his battle monsters while ぐ) he's unconcious weakness resistance retreat cost Ling Ling is devious ond vicrousbut due too his odoroble oppeoroncehe is usuolly treoted fike o house pet lls. D.Together 01995,96, 98 Nintenda, Creatures, GAMEFREAK O1999 Witards
Basic Pokémon Ling Lin 6000 HP Anti-sociol Bottlemonster Length 2' 5" Weight 30lbs Asian Gibberish Confuses enemies with it's uknown Japanese rike-rangauge.Flip 2 coins,this attack does 100 damage times the rmimber of heads Sever Skull of Adversaries Times 100 by the mumber of fingers you have and deck your opponent.Steal his battle monsters while ぐ) he's unconcious weakness resistance retreat cost Ling Ling is devious ond vicrousbut due too his odoroble oppeoroncehe is usuolly treoted fike o house pet lls. D.Together 01995,96, 98 Nintenda, Creatures, GAMEFREAK O1999 Witards

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5 200 800 PO Ultimate Eil Dragon Titan This can only be damaged by Basic Creatures with a Power of 50 or less. Upon the initial Tribute Summoning of this creature you can search your Gravevard or Library for any 2 "Triassic Force'" Legendary Item and put it directly into vour hand, vou may play only 1 on this initial turn. So long as this is in play you may play any Triassic Force" Legendary Item åt about 10 less MP than it's normal cost. RR, Tolkein
5 200 800 PO Ultimate Eil Dragon Titan This can only be damaged by Basic Creatures with a Power of 50 or less. Upon the initial Tribute Summoning of this creature you can search your Gravevard or Library for any 2 "Triassic Force'" Legendary Item and put it directly into vour hand, vou may play only 1 on this initial turn. So long as this is in play you may play any Triassic Force" Legendary Item åt about 10 less MP than it's normal cost. RR, Tolkein

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Flying Spaghetti Monster 3尝尝 Legendary Creature - Pasta Deity ®, G: Target opponent swears subservience to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Arrrr. To be a good follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ye should drink much rum and surround yerself with as many buxom wenches as possible."- Oscar Wilde ilus. Thomas Malths
Flying Spaghetti Monster 3尝尝 Legendary Creature - Pasta Deity ®, G: Target opponent swears subservience to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Arrrr. To be a good follower of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, ye should drink much rum and surround yerself with as many buxom wenches as possible."- Oscar Wilde ilus. Thomas Malths

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Martyrdom ai Instant Blow up yourself and target child You will leave the game and 72 virgins will continue to play in your stead Allahu Akbar Osama bin Laden &©1998-2008 Wizards of the Coast, Inc
Martyrdom ai Instant Blow up yourself and target child You will leave the game and 72 virgins will continue to play in your stead Allahu Akbar Osama bin Laden &©1998-2008 Wizards of the Coast, Inc

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VALTRAAS-LORD OF MONKIES DemonMuman Dark WWW.ITSTIMETODUEL.COM Valtraas has the ability to destroy all reason and logic. You will bow to his mask wearing power.Sworn eneny of Black Wind. Special Move- Team with Ragnarok to make a sitcom. Attack 100000000000 Defense-400 © 1996 KAZUKI TAKAHASHI
VALTRAAS-LORD OF MONKIES DemonMuman Dark WWW.ITSTIMETODUEL.COM Valtraas has the ability to destroy all reason and logic. You will bow to his mask wearing power.Sworn eneny of Black Wind. Special Move- Team with Ragnarok to make a sitcom. Attack 100000000000 Defense-400 © 1996 KAZUKI TAKAHASHI

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azri Aziz Q: 3 Type Minister UMNO Stupid Stupid Stupid Powers: Extreme Retardation 90% chance of saying something stupid in public. Flip a coin, if heads, Nazri will say something racist too. Singapore is not a real country, it is a small island. Singapore's population is just three to four million and there are no opportunities for corruption, unlike in our country Copyright 2007-2008 Barisan Najs
azri Aziz Q: 3 Type Minister UMNO Stupid Stupid Stupid Powers: Extreme Retardation 90% chance of saying something stupid in public. Flip a coin, if heads, Nazri will say something racist too. Singapore is not a real country, it is a small island. Singapore's population is just three to four million and there are no opportunities for corruption, unlike in our country Copyright 2007-2008 Barisan Najs

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