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,646 of 1,844 people found the following review helpful ★★★★★ Falcon for President By J.R. Leckman on January 16, 2015 Edition: USA Color: Captain Falcon Verified Purchase I purchased this as a form of home security. After a series of break ins in my neighborhood, I was forced to look into various forms of protection for my home, and I believe this one is the best. I placed Captain Falcon behind my front door, ever watchful, and ever vigilant. Last Friday, I came home to a five dead thieves in my front yard. The coroner stated that it was if they had all been beaten to death with a large, fiery, blunt object. Note: I leveled him up on Smash Brothers first. A level 1 Captain Falcon may not actually detect danger. 32 Comments Was this review helpful to you? Yes No
,646 of 1,844 people found the following review helpful ★★★★★ Falcon for President By J.R. Leckman on January 16, 2015 Edition: USA Color: Captain Falcon Verified Purchase I purchased this as a form of home security. After a series of break ins in my neighborhood, I was forced to look into various forms of protection for my home, and I believe this one is the best. I placed Captain Falcon behind my front door, ever watchful, and ever vigilant. Last Friday, I came home to a five dead thieves in my front yard. The coroner stated that it was if they had all been beaten to death with a large, fiery, blunt object. Note: I leveled him up on Smash Brothers first. A level 1 Captain Falcon may not actually detect danger. 32 Comments Was this review helpful to you? Yes No

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In-Store Review In-Store Review This chair is the perfect size for a small child or extremely large snake. -Jeff W Works great for organizing my different sized snakes. If you have different sized snakes then I highly recommend. -Jeff W Love it! Holds like 80 snakes In-Store Review In-Store Review In-Store Review When I walked into the store and said, "I want a couch that looks the way dubstep sounds" I was all set to be disappointed, but this is perfect! Worst magic carpet ever. Told it to take me to Agrabah and instead ended up in the hospital. Love it! Holds like 80 snakes! -Jeff W -Ellie S Works great for organizing y dfMerent sized If you have different sized In-Store Review In-Store Review 12 If you crawl underneath this and then lift up you'll look like a turtle and the Jehovah's Witnesses you invited in will: Looks great, but the location of the thermal exhaust port seems like a huge design flaw. 1. Clap 2. Laugh politely 3. Ask if they can leave yet 4 7 6 5 Hector G. -Storm T. 5 In-Store Review In-Store Review 89.99 In-Store Review Pro: Long battery life Three stars. Leads to some stupid place called 'Narnia,' but if you board up the back panel then the dumb lion will stop asking you for help Peter P Con: Reminds me of the constant, ever- marching momentum of time and how with each passing second I'm careening closer and closer towards the heart-wrenching inevitability of death I can't BOWL-ieve how much cereal this holds HAHAhaha I told my wife that joke and she left me This bowl also holds lots of tears Overall, three stars just FYI Natalia Z. Teddy B
In-Store Review In-Store Review This chair is the perfect size for a small child or extremely large snake. -Jeff W Works great for organizing my different sized snakes. If you have different sized snakes then I highly recommend. -Jeff W Love it! Holds like 80 snakes In-Store Review In-Store Review In-Store Review When I walked into the store and said, "I want a couch that looks the way dubstep sounds" I was all set to be disappointed, but this is perfect! Worst magic carpet ever. Told it to take me to Agrabah and instead ended up in the hospital. Love it! Holds like 80 snakes! -Jeff W -Ellie S Works great for organizing y dfMerent sized If you have different sized In-Store Review In-Store Review 12 If you crawl underneath this and then lift up you'll look like a turtle and the Jehovah's Witnesses you invited in will: Looks great, but the location of the thermal exhaust port seems like a huge design flaw. 1. Clap 2. Laugh politely 3. Ask if they can leave yet 4 7 6 5 Hector G. -Storm T. 5 In-Store Review In-Store Review 89.99 In-Store Review Pro: Long battery life Three stars. Leads to some stupid place called 'Narnia,' but if you board up the back panel then the dumb lion will stop asking you for help Peter P Con: Reminds me of the constant, ever- marching momentum of time and how with each passing second I'm careening closer and closer towards the heart-wrenching inevitability of death I can't BOWL-ieve how much cereal this holds HAHAhaha I told my wife that joke and she left me This bowl also holds lots of tears Overall, three stars just FYI Natalia Z. Teddy B

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LTE l9:08 PM <Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap Medium Size Man soap By Jacob D. Smith - March 16, 2011 Someone once asked me if I had ever tried Axe body-wash. I put down the five pound turkey leg I had been gnawing on, looked them dead in the eye and said, "Once. Then I put it in a canoe that I hollowed out of a giant redwood with my fingernails and sent it down the river... which isa better service than it deserved." I am a man, and l don't want any liquid soap that leaves you with some nondescript "sexy" smell. When I wash myself in anything that is not the blood of my enemies, I use pine tar soap. I want an emollient that will cut through all of the dirt, sweat, blood pitch, grease, or more blood that I might find myself covered in at any moment, and I want it to leave me smelling like a camp fire. This is not a dual action body scrub and moisturizer that pairs well with your passion fruit shampoo. This is a man's soap that smells the way my beard, boots, and red flannel shirt look... magnificent. 316 of 328 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful
LTE l9:08 PM <Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap Medium Size Man soap By Jacob D. Smith - March 16, 2011 Someone once asked me if I had ever tried Axe body-wash. I put down the five pound turkey leg I had been gnawing on, looked them dead in the eye and said, "Once. Then I put it in a canoe that I hollowed out of a giant redwood with my fingernails and sent it down the river... which isa better service than it deserved." I am a man, and l don't want any liquid soap that leaves you with some nondescript "sexy" smell. When I wash myself in anything that is not the blood of my enemies, I use pine tar soap. I want an emollient that will cut through all of the dirt, sweat, blood pitch, grease, or more blood that I might find myself covered in at any moment, and I want it to leave me smelling like a camp fire. This is not a dual action body scrub and moisturizer that pairs well with your passion fruit shampoo. This is a man's soap that smells the way my beard, boots, and red flannel shirt look... magnificent. 316 of 328 people found this review helpful Helpful Not Helpful

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Exist Patriotic American Flag TANK 63customer reviews List Price: $49.95 Price: $9.99 $19.95 & FREE Returms c Size: Select Size Chart I Fit As expected (499 Color: Red Visit our store for more great USA fashions fo · 100% polyester -Size scale: WIDTHLENGTH: SMALL-18.5/27 Great for holiday gifts, Vallentines day, birthda To preserve the integrity of the garment Mach Frequently Bought Together By Dave on October 10, 2014 I wasnt ready for this s--- l bought it for a 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag s---. Little didI know I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Danies" I strapped it on and my mmax bench press increased by a 100s 1 whipped the whisky from my face looked in the mimor, and in my re ection I saw him behind me Georpe Washington Looking stem and powerful. He nodded once an aimation 1 knew what I had to do l flung myset from the bathroom window and this shirt Iiterally tumed me into a bald eagle,I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiax GTO and drove all night untilIaived a Pown Population Me Comment Was this review helpful to you?

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Kleenex Facial Tissue, White ★★★★ ▼ 20 customer reviews List Price: $72.00 Price: $31.44 (50.01 / count) & FREE Shipping on orders over $35. Details You Save: $40.56 (56%) Coupon: Save $3.00 more Clip Coupon Details In Stock. ☆☆☆☆☆ A mother's struggle, December 8, 2013 This review is from: Kleenex Facial Tissue, White (Pack of 36) (Health and Beauty) I want to start this off by thanking Kleenex for selling these in 36-packs. I've put it on subscription, and if they want to start selling a 72-pack, sign me up. I have three reasons for needing this much Kleenex, and their names are Liam, Samuel and Hank This is how it goes in this house. First the Kleenex disappears. Then the toilet paper Then they go for fabrics. And you don't want it to get there, unless you're ready to invest in a five gallon drum of Fabreeze This used to be a good Christian home. But it's not about moral judgment anymore. I'm way beyond that. I'm in survival mode. If I don't supply absorbent paper products, I'm going to find my dish towels hidden in the basement, stiff as aluminum. The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock. I am sorry to speak so frankly, but with three teenage boys, a woman has got to be practical The funny part is, they think they're being sneaky, with their 45 minute showers and sudden need for "privacy", as if I'm going to walk in on them journaling. They slink around the house like unfixed cats, while I try to announce my location at all times. No one needs to ask me to knock anymore. I knock on the walls. I practically wear a cow bell. I'm not looking to catch anyone by surprise, believe me. I'm just trying to get through this The other day my husband was watching me unload the groceries, and he asks me, all sweetness and light, "Honey, what're you doing with all that Kleenex?" I about knocked him off his chair
Kleenex Facial Tissue, White ★★★★ ▼ 20 customer reviews List Price: $72.00 Price: $31.44 (50.01 / count) & FREE Shipping on orders over $35. Details You Save: $40.56 (56%) Coupon: Save $3.00 more Clip Coupon Details In Stock. ☆☆☆☆☆ A mother's struggle, December 8, 2013 This review is from: Kleenex Facial Tissue, White (Pack of 36) (Health and Beauty) I want to start this off by thanking Kleenex for selling these in 36-packs. I've put it on subscription, and if they want to start selling a 72-pack, sign me up. I have three reasons for needing this much Kleenex, and their names are Liam, Samuel and Hank This is how it goes in this house. First the Kleenex disappears. Then the toilet paper Then they go for fabrics. And you don't want it to get there, unless you're ready to invest in a five gallon drum of Fabreeze This used to be a good Christian home. But it's not about moral judgment anymore. I'm way beyond that. I'm in survival mode. If I don't supply absorbent paper products, I'm going to find my dish towels hidden in the basement, stiff as aluminum. The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock. I am sorry to speak so frankly, but with three teenage boys, a woman has got to be practical The funny part is, they think they're being sneaky, with their 45 minute showers and sudden need for "privacy", as if I'm going to walk in on them journaling. They slink around the house like unfixed cats, while I try to announce my location at all times. No one needs to ask me to knock anymore. I knock on the walls. I practically wear a cow bell. I'm not looking to catch anyone by surprise, believe me. I'm just trying to get through this The other day my husband was watching me unload the groceries, and he asks me, all sweetness and light, "Honey, what're you doing with all that Kleenex?" I about knocked him off his chair

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