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In-Store Review In-Store Review This chair is the perfect size for a small child or extremely large snake. -Jeff W Works great for organizing my different sized snakes. If you have different sized snakes then I highly recommend. -Jeff W Love it! Holds like 80 snakes In-Store Review In-Store Review In-Store Review When I walked into the store and said, "I want a couch that looks the way dubstep sounds" I was all set to be disappointed, but this is perfect! Worst magic carpet ever. Told it to take me to Agrabah and instead ended up in the hospital. Love it! Holds like 80 snakes! -Jeff W -Ellie S Works great for organizing y dfMerent sized If you have different sized In-Store Review In-Store Review 12 If you crawl underneath this and then lift up you'll look like a turtle and the Jehovah's Witnesses you invited in will: Looks great, but the location of the thermal exhaust port seems like a huge design flaw. 1. Clap 2. Laugh politely 3. Ask if they can leave yet 4 7 6 5 Hector G. -Storm T. 5 In-Store Review In-Store Review 89.99 In-Store Review Pro: Long battery life Three stars. Leads to some stupid place called 'Narnia,' but if you board up the back panel then the dumb lion will stop asking you for help Peter P Con: Reminds me of the constant, ever- marching momentum of time and how with each passing second I'm careening closer and closer towards the heart-wrenching inevitability of death I can't BOWL-ieve how much cereal this holds HAHAhaha I told my wife that joke and she left me This bowl also holds lots of tears Overall, three stars just FYI Natalia Z. Teddy B

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55 of 63 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Got tired of saving the Princess ILDA on January 20,2015 Edition: USA Color: Zelda Verified Purchase So, let me just say that I have been a long time LoZ fan since the very first game. That means I have been playing since 1986. S<o thirty years of making with the stab-stab in the Land of Hyrule has garnered me quite the warrior of legend reputation. No, correction. Nearly thirty years of saving freaking Princess Zelda over, and over, and over again. No, seriously. I get the whole "T'm reincarnated and don't know better" thing, but literally almost every time this girl gets abducted, it starts with some powerful dude from the Gerudo people showing up and wrecking the day. His name is always freaking the same. Not even sure how that is getting past Hyrulian immigration. Then l got to go on this long quest to save the world from being destroyed, all because this girl never cracked open a history book. At the end of the whole ordeal, what is the reward? Knowledge of a job well done and maybe a handshake. If I'm lucky amiibo Finally got tired of the grind. Bought her off of Amazon and locked her inside a safe inside a box labeled "sand fleas." I figure any Gerudo warriors will see that box and be like "I hate sand fleas, no way I'm opening that." Ganon can look all he wants, it just isn't going to happen this time. As an added precaution, I put my Captain Falcon amiibo on top of it. So, I give this item five stars because it's going to save me so much time in the future P.S. Works great with Smash Bros. Put her next to my Link amiibo, but they still won't kiss. Tried playing different songs from the series to enhance the mood, but the Song of Time always starts me back at square one 2 Comments Was this review helpful to you?YesNo Report abuse
55 of 63 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Got tired of saving the Princess ILDA on January 20,2015 Edition: USA Color: Zelda Verified Purchase So, let me just say that I have been a long time LoZ fan since the very first game. That means I have been playing since 1986. S<o thirty years of making with the stab-stab in the Land of Hyrule has garnered me quite the warrior of legend reputation. No, correction. Nearly thirty years of saving freaking Princess Zelda over, and over, and over again. No, seriously. I get the whole "T'm reincarnated and don't know better" thing, but literally almost every time this girl gets abducted, it starts with some powerful dude from the Gerudo people showing up and wrecking the day. His name is always freaking the same. Not even sure how that is getting past Hyrulian immigration. Then l got to go on this long quest to save the world from being destroyed, all because this girl never cracked open a history book. At the end of the whole ordeal, what is the reward? Knowledge of a job well done and maybe a handshake. If I'm lucky amiibo Finally got tired of the grind. Bought her off of Amazon and locked her inside a safe inside a box labeled "sand fleas." I figure any Gerudo warriors will see that box and be like "I hate sand fleas, no way I'm opening that." Ganon can look all he wants, it just isn't going to happen this time. As an added precaution, I put my Captain Falcon amiibo on top of it. So, I give this item five stars because it's going to save me so much time in the future P.S. Works great with Smash Bros. Put her next to my Link amiibo, but they still won't kiss. Tried playing different songs from the series to enhance the mood, but the Song of Time always starts me back at square one 2 Comments Was this review helpful to you?YesNo Report abuse

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Dancing with Eternity

161 of 181 people found the following review helpful ★ If you aren't 100% satisfied with this book, you can take it up with me! By Saxton Hale on September 23, 2011 Format: Paperback Let me tell you, little fella, that a REAL MAN is one who isn't afraid to crack open a book, usually after cracking open some spines. And I am NOT referring to the spine of another book! In fact, top Australian scientists have found out that a good read is one of the healthiest things you can do for yourself! Not many people know this, but one of my favorite pastimes is keeping a rhinoceros in a headlock with my thighs while curling up with a good sci-fi novel, and "Dancing with Eternity" is one of those gems! Sometimes while having my midnight-snack steak I'll knock out a few chapters here and there, and when I awake the next morning I find several body-shaped holes in the walls. These shapes don't seem to match any of my staff members, so it is PROBABLY UNRELATED!! Regardless, although I was slightly disappointed in the lack of chapters focusing on disemboweling mimes, I am confident in giving this book my highest recommendation! If it doesn't cause your chest hair to burst into flames upon the first reading, I will personally suplex a hippie. In fact, I will most likely do so anyways! -Saxton Hale Australian CEO Mann Co. 2 Comments Was this review helpful to you? Yes No
161 of 181 people found the following review helpful ★ If you aren't 100% satisfied with this book, you can take it up with me! By Saxton Hale on September 23, 2011 Format: Paperback Let me tell you, little fella, that a REAL MAN is one who isn't afraid to crack open a book, usually after cracking open some spines. And I am NOT referring to the spine of another book! In fact, top Australian scientists have found out that a good read is one of the healthiest things you can do for yourself! Not many people know this, but one of my favorite pastimes is keeping a rhinoceros in a headlock with my thighs while curling up with a good sci-fi novel, and "Dancing with Eternity" is one of those gems! Sometimes while having my midnight-snack steak I'll knock out a few chapters here and there, and when I awake the next morning I find several body-shaped holes in the walls. These shapes don't seem to match any of my staff members, so it is PROBABLY UNRELATED!! Regardless, although I was slightly disappointed in the lack of chapters focusing on disemboweling mimes, I am confident in giving this book my highest recommendation! If it doesn't cause your chest hair to burst into flames upon the first reading, I will personally suplex a hippie. In fact, I will most likely do so anyways! -Saxton Hale Australian CEO Mann Co. 2 Comments Was this review helpful to you? Yes No

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Kleenex Facial Tissue, White ★★★★ ▼ 20 customer reviews List Price: $72.00 Price: $31.44 (50.01 / count) & FREE Shipping on orders over $35. Details You Save: $40.56 (56%) Coupon: Save $3.00 more Clip Coupon Details In Stock. ☆☆☆☆☆ A mother's struggle, December 8, 2013 This review is from: Kleenex Facial Tissue, White (Pack of 36) (Health and Beauty) I want to start this off by thanking Kleenex for selling these in 36-packs. I've put it on subscription, and if they want to start selling a 72-pack, sign me up. I have three reasons for needing this much Kleenex, and their names are Liam, Samuel and Hank This is how it goes in this house. First the Kleenex disappears. Then the toilet paper Then they go for fabrics. And you don't want it to get there, unless you're ready to invest in a five gallon drum of Fabreeze This used to be a good Christian home. But it's not about moral judgment anymore. I'm way beyond that. I'm in survival mode. If I don't supply absorbent paper products, I'm going to find my dish towels hidden in the basement, stiff as aluminum. The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock. I am sorry to speak so frankly, but with three teenage boys, a woman has got to be practical The funny part is, they think they're being sneaky, with their 45 minute showers and sudden need for "privacy", as if I'm going to walk in on them journaling. They slink around the house like unfixed cats, while I try to announce my location at all times. No one needs to ask me to knock anymore. I knock on the walls. I practically wear a cow bell. I'm not looking to catch anyone by surprise, believe me. I'm just trying to get through this The other day my husband was watching me unload the groceries, and he asks me, all sweetness and light, "Honey, what're you doing with all that Kleenex?" I about knocked him off his chair
Kleenex Facial Tissue, White ★★★★ ▼ 20 customer reviews List Price: $72.00 Price: $31.44 (50.01 / count) & FREE Shipping on orders over $35. Details You Save: $40.56 (56%) Coupon: Save $3.00 more Clip Coupon Details In Stock. ☆☆☆☆☆ A mother's struggle, December 8, 2013 This review is from: Kleenex Facial Tissue, White (Pack of 36) (Health and Beauty) I want to start this off by thanking Kleenex for selling these in 36-packs. I've put it on subscription, and if they want to start selling a 72-pack, sign me up. I have three reasons for needing this much Kleenex, and their names are Liam, Samuel and Hank This is how it goes in this house. First the Kleenex disappears. Then the toilet paper Then they go for fabrics. And you don't want it to get there, unless you're ready to invest in a five gallon drum of Fabreeze This used to be a good Christian home. But it's not about moral judgment anymore. I'm way beyond that. I'm in survival mode. If I don't supply absorbent paper products, I'm going to find my dish towels hidden in the basement, stiff as aluminum. The other day, I almost cut my hand on a sock. I am sorry to speak so frankly, but with three teenage boys, a woman has got to be practical The funny part is, they think they're being sneaky, with their 45 minute showers and sudden need for "privacy", as if I'm going to walk in on them journaling. They slink around the house like unfixed cats, while I try to announce my location at all times. No one needs to ask me to knock anymore. I knock on the walls. I practically wear a cow bell. I'm not looking to catch anyone by surprise, believe me. I'm just trying to get through this The other day my husband was watching me unload the groceries, and he asks me, all sweetness and light, "Honey, what're you doing with all that Kleenex?" I about knocked him off his chair

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669 of 746 people found the following review helpful ★★ Is good By Heavy on September 20, 2011 Format: Paperback Even if cannot read, you will like. Book is heavy so I throw at spy. He will never ever walk again. 4 Comments Was this review helpful to you?YesNo
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139 of 156 people found the following review helpful AAnuATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES By The Administrator on September 23, 2011 Format:Paperback It is absolutely necessary that all mercenarial employees read this missive at once. I cannot stress enough the importance of this intelligence to our mission, and to me personally. Do not throw it at the enemy. Read it, then use its knowledge to COMPLETE THE MISSION. Do NOT fail me again. You have found this informative. 3 Comments Was this review helpful to you? YesNo
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199 of 225 people found the following review helpful wGentlemen By The Spy on September 20, 2011 Format: Paperback This is a thoroughly compelling read, not exactly my genre. It's not Camus, but it was worth my time to read it As well sir, you owe me for the dry cleaning on my suit. Au Revoir, The Spy Comment Was this review helpful to you? Yes No
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232 of 263 people found the following review helpful ★★★★★ Ach, lad… By Demoman on September 22, 2011 Format: Paperback So! Ya bampot with your face like a skelpit erse, prancin' aboot writin' wee silly space-stories! Do ya think I doon the Dee on a digestive?! Ye ain't got the stones te write a proper bloody fable, ye prancin' nyaff! I would'nae use this rubbish tae light a fuse! Keep your pen in your pocket and your mind on the job, or ye'll find ye'self meetin' a sticky end! Still, using et as a shield may joost'ave saved my good eye from an ill-timed blast, so it's a grudgin' five stars for ye! Tavish DeGroot Demoman 2 Comments Was this review helpful to you?YesNo
232 of 263 people found the following review helpful ★★★★★ Ach, lad… By Demoman on September 22, 2011 Format: Paperback So! Ya bampot with your face like a skelpit erse, prancin' aboot writin' wee silly space-stories! Do ya think I doon the Dee on a digestive?! Ye ain't got the stones te write a proper bloody fable, ye prancin' nyaff! I would'nae use this rubbish tae light a fuse! Keep your pen in your pocket and your mind on the job, or ye'll find ye'self meetin' a sticky end! Still, using et as a shield may joost'ave saved my good eye from an ill-timed blast, so it's a grudgin' five stars for ye! Tavish DeGroot Demoman 2 Comments Was this review helpful to you?YesNo

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Captain Falcon Amiibo

,646 of 1,844 people found the following review helpful ★★★★★ Falcon for President By J.R. Leckman on January 16, 2015 Edition: USA Color: Captain Falcon Verified Purchase I purchased this as a form of home security. After a series of break ins in my neighborhood, I was forced to look into various forms of protection for my home, and I believe this one is the best. I placed Captain Falcon behind my front door, ever watchful, and ever vigilant. Last Friday, I came home to a five dead thieves in my front yard. The coroner stated that it was if they had all been beaten to death with a large, fiery, blunt object. Note: I leveled him up on Smash Brothers first. A level 1 Captain Falcon may not actually detect danger. 32 Comments Was this review helpful to you? Yes No
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255 of 290 people found the following review helpful helpful ★★★★★ It was good By Scout on September 19, 2011 Format: Paperback It was a good book, don't get me wrong. I don't normally read y'know, because I'm busy busting heads and capping points, but when I found out my friend Sniper wrote a book, I had to get it. I give it 4 stars. Would have been 5 if it had come with a hat. 2 Comments Was this review helpful to you? Yes No
255 of 290 people found the following review helpful helpful ★★★★★ It was good By Scout on September 19, 2011 Format: Paperback It was a good book, don't get me wrong. I don't normally read y'know, because I'm busy busting heads and capping points, but when I found out my friend Sniper wrote a book, I had to get it. I give it 4 stars. Would have been 5 if it had come with a hat. 2 Comments Was this review helpful to you? Yes No

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Dancing with Eternity

248 of 282 people found the following review helpful Maggots! By Soldier on September 22, 2011 Format: Paperback Having a book like this on my shelf is like having your cat at your funeral: it's not necessary, but it's nice! Why, every time I look up at this book and listen to that soothing Aussie's voice, my smile grows wider than the circumference on my bazooka! Anyone who doesn't listen to this book should be hung by their thumbs and beaten like a rented mule! 2 Comments Was this review helpful to you? Yes No
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How to Avoid Huge Ships

930 of 991 people found the following review helpful AYYDestroying my business By amodestconsumer on September 21, 2011 Format: Paperback I make a living by hitting things with my Huge Ship. This book is absolutely DESTROYING my business! Please do not buy this! 1 Comment Was this review helpful to you?YesNo
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How to Avoid Huge Ships

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Dancing with Eternity

212 of 241 people found the following review helpful ★★★ Practical? No. Enjoyable? Yes. By Engineer on September 20, 2011 Format:Paperback Now I ain't too keen on these mumbo-jumbo science-fiction books on account of them being impractical in application. But let's just say I have this fine piece of literature tucked away in my toolbox. A mighty fine read indeed. Regards, Engineer
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Get all the Ladies

140 of 155 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Get all the ladies with this controller! By Huels on April 25, 2015 Verified Purchase I decided to attend a Super Smash Bros tournament at the local University. It was going to be a packed house. I put on my Sunday best and had the 1993 Honda Civic washed by the neighbors son. As I rolled up on the main parking lot it noticed that the who's who of Smash gamers were at this event. How was I going to compete when I was a nobody? All that changed the moment I pulled out my White Classic Smash controller. The gaming crowd went silent and the DJ started freaking out. Within 20 seconds I had six or seven gaming ladies surrounding me. Even the Dean's wife was all over me. She wanted to lick my C stick and press my start button. I did not even partake in the tournament and I was awarded the grand champion that evening. As I was accepting my Gold Mario amiibo I got a call from Shigeru Miyamoto congratulating me on my performance. 5CommentsWas this review helpful to you? Yes No Report abuse
140 of 155 people found the following review helpful ☆☆☆☆☆ Get all the ladies with this controller! By Huels on April 25, 2015 Verified Purchase I decided to attend a Super Smash Bros tournament at the local University. It was going to be a packed house. I put on my Sunday best and had the 1993 Honda Civic washed by the neighbors son. As I rolled up on the main parking lot it noticed that the who's who of Smash gamers were at this event. How was I going to compete when I was a nobody? All that changed the moment I pulled out my White Classic Smash controller. The gaming crowd went silent and the DJ started freaking out. Within 20 seconds I had six or seven gaming ladies surrounding me. Even the Dean's wife was all over me. She wanted to lick my C stick and press my start button. I did not even partake in the tournament and I was awarded the grand champion that evening. As I was accepting my Gold Mario amiibo I got a call from Shigeru Miyamoto congratulating me on my performance. 5CommentsWas this review helpful to you? Yes No Report abuse

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