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In-Store Review In-Store Review This chair is the perfect size for a small child or extremely large snake. -Jeff W Works great for organizing my different sized snakes. If you have different sized snakes then I highly recommend. -Jeff W Love it! Holds like 80 snakes In-Store Review In-Store Review In-Store Review When I walked into the store and said, "I want a couch that looks the way dubstep sounds" I was all set to be disappointed, but this is perfect! Worst magic carpet ever. Told it to take me to Agrabah and instead ended up in the hospital. Love it! Holds like 80 snakes! -Jeff W -Ellie S Works great for organizing y dfMerent sized If you have different sized In-Store Review In-Store Review 12 If you crawl underneath this and then lift up you'll look like a turtle and the Jehovah's Witnesses you invited in will: Looks great, but the location of the thermal exhaust port seems like a huge design flaw. 1. Clap 2. Laugh politely 3. Ask if they can leave yet 4 7 6 5 Hector G. -Storm T. 5 In-Store Review In-Store Review 89.99 In-Store Review Pro: Long battery life Three stars. Leads to some stupid place called 'Narnia,' but if you board up the back panel then the dumb lion will stop asking you for help Peter P Con: Reminds me of the constant, ever- marching momentum of time and how with each passing second I'm careening closer and closer towards the heart-wrenching inevitability of death I can't BOWL-ieve how much cereal this holds HAHAhaha I told my wife that joke and she left me This bowl also holds lots of tears Overall, three stars just FYI Natalia Z. Teddy B
In-Store Review In-Store Review This chair is the perfect size for a small child or extremely large snake. -Jeff W Works great for organizing my different sized snakes. If you have different sized snakes then I highly recommend. -Jeff W Love it! Holds like 80 snakes In-Store Review In-Store Review In-Store Review When I walked into the store and said, "I want a couch that looks the way dubstep sounds" I was all set to be disappointed, but this is perfect! Worst magic carpet ever. Told it to take me to Agrabah and instead ended up in the hospital. Love it! Holds like 80 snakes! -Jeff W -Ellie S Works great for organizing y dfMerent sized If you have different sized In-Store Review In-Store Review 12 If you crawl underneath this and then lift up you'll look like a turtle and the Jehovah's Witnesses you invited in will: Looks great, but the location of the thermal exhaust port seems like a huge design flaw. 1. Clap 2. Laugh politely 3. Ask if they can leave yet 4 7 6 5 Hector G. -Storm T. 5 In-Store Review In-Store Review 89.99 In-Store Review Pro: Long battery life Three stars. Leads to some stupid place called 'Narnia,' but if you board up the back panel then the dumb lion will stop asking you for help Peter P Con: Reminds me of the constant, ever- marching momentum of time and how with each passing second I'm careening closer and closer towards the heart-wrenching inevitability of death I can't BOWL-ieve how much cereal this holds HAHAhaha I told my wife that joke and she left me This bowl also holds lots of tears Overall, three stars just FYI Natalia Z. Teddy B

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Dancing with Eternity

161 of 181 people found the following review helpful ★ If you aren't 100% satisfied with this book, you can take it up with me! By Saxton Hale on September 23, 2011 Format: Paperback Let me tell you, little fella, that a REAL MAN is one who isn't afraid to crack open a book, usually after cracking open some spines. And I am NOT referring to the spine of another book! In fact, top Australian scientists have found out that a good read is one of the healthiest things you can do for yourself! Not many people know this, but one of my favorite pastimes is keeping a rhinoceros in a headlock with my thighs while curling up with a good sci-fi novel, and "Dancing with Eternity" is one of those gems! Sometimes while having my midnight-snack steak I'll knock out a few chapters here and there, and when I awake the next morning I find several body-shaped holes in the walls. These shapes don't seem to match any of my staff members, so it is PROBABLY UNRELATED!! Regardless, although I was slightly disappointed in the lack of chapters focusing on disemboweling mimes, I am confident in giving this book my highest recommendation! If it doesn't cause your chest hair to burst into flames upon the first reading, I will personally suplex a hippie. In fact, I will most likely do so anyways! -Saxton Hale Australian CEO Mann Co. 2 Comments Was this review helpful to you? Yes No
161 of 181 people found the following review helpful ★ If you aren't 100% satisfied with this book, you can take it up with me! By Saxton Hale on September 23, 2011 Format: Paperback Let me tell you, little fella, that a REAL MAN is one who isn't afraid to crack open a book, usually after cracking open some spines. And I am NOT referring to the spine of another book! In fact, top Australian scientists have found out that a good read is one of the healthiest things you can do for yourself! Not many people know this, but one of my favorite pastimes is keeping a rhinoceros in a headlock with my thighs while curling up with a good sci-fi novel, and "Dancing with Eternity" is one of those gems! Sometimes while having my midnight-snack steak I'll knock out a few chapters here and there, and when I awake the next morning I find several body-shaped holes in the walls. These shapes don't seem to match any of my staff members, so it is PROBABLY UNRELATED!! Regardless, although I was slightly disappointed in the lack of chapters focusing on disemboweling mimes, I am confident in giving this book my highest recommendation! If it doesn't cause your chest hair to burst into flames upon the first reading, I will personally suplex a hippie. In fact, I will most likely do so anyways! -Saxton Hale Australian CEO Mann Co. 2 Comments Was this review helpful to you? Yes No

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