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Zuckerberg Makes a Man Eat a Newspaper (by @PixelatedBoat)

Mark Zuckerberg inSelma, Alabama. 1 hr Selma, AL, United States Today Priscilla and I stopped by some local newspapers as we drove through Alabama. One editor I met with was an elderly man in a tattered suit. I said to him, "You look like you need some money, old timer. I'll pay you 10 thousand dollars to eat one of those newspapers." He had a good laugh at that. "Why are you laughing?" continued. "Eat the paper. Eat it or I swear to god I'll buy your newspaper and turn it into an anime fanzine. If you don't start munching on that sport section right now, you'll be writing articles about Naruto till you're cold in the grave. I'm a billionaire, you think anyone will stop me?" It took him 42 minutes to eat that paper. For 42 minutes l had total power over that man. I'd never felt more alive. I bet that's what being president feels like.
Mark Zuckerberg inSelma, Alabama. 1 hr Selma, AL, United States Today Priscilla and I stopped by some local newspapers as we drove through Alabama. One editor I met with was an elderly man in a tattered suit. I said to him, "You look like you need some money, old timer. I'll pay you 10 thousand dollars to eat one of those newspapers." He had a good laugh at that. "Why are you laughing?" continued. "Eat the paper. Eat it or I swear to god I'll buy your newspaper and turn it into an anime fanzine. If you don't start munching on that sport section right now, you'll be writing articles about Naruto till you're cold in the grave. I'm a billionaire, you think anyone will stop me?" It took him 42 minutes to eat that paper. For 42 minutes l had total power over that man. I'd never felt more alive. I bet that's what being president feels like.

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I will be that god-king

POSTS Mark Zuckerberg added 5 new photos. 4 hrs Heading back home after a great few days in Texas. Today we drove down to Waco and stopped in smaller towns along the way. The idiot rubes gawked at me like they'd never seen a man driving a solid gold hovercraft before. I scattered pennies orn the ground and they fought over them like enraged beasts. In time these animals, lacking the gift of reason, will tear each other apart. What could prevent that? Only the fist of a tyrannical god-king. I will be that god-king
POSTS Mark Zuckerberg added 5 new photos. 4 hrs Heading back home after a great few days in Texas. Today we drove down to Waco and stopped in smaller towns along the way. The idiot rubes gawked at me like they'd never seen a man driving a solid gold hovercraft before. I scattered pennies orn the ground and they fought over them like enraged beasts. In time these animals, lacking the gift of reason, will tear each other apart. What could prevent that? Only the fist of a tyrannical god-king. I will be that god-king

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Zuckberg squats in a traditional manner while visiting a cemetary

Mark Zuckerberg is at Vicksburg National Military Park. February 22 Vicksburg, MS Below is a candid photograph of me squatting in the traditional manner over the remains of a non-functional fellow human in a subterranean corpse storage facility. Like many of my fellow humans, I also enjoy regularly visiting such facilities to imagine the decay occurring below
Mark Zuckerberg is at Vicksburg National Military Park. February 22 Vicksburg, MS Below is a candid photograph of me squatting in the traditional manner over the remains of a non-functional fellow human in a subterranean corpse storage facility. Like many of my fellow humans, I also enjoy regularly visiting such facilities to imagine the decay occurring below

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Zuckerberg goes for a walk on "human legs"

Mark Zuckerberg September 21 at 4:22pm Like many of you, I enjoy perambulating about on my human legs while performing ordinary activities, such as observing my phone or towing my dog with a rope. Although many humans will only bend their knees forward when mechanically forced to do so, I find that perambulation in this fashiorn increases speed and efficiency by a significant amount. Li ke P comment Share
Mark Zuckerberg September 21 at 4:22pm Like many of you, I enjoy perambulating about on my human legs while performing ordinary activities, such as observing my phone or towing my dog with a rope. Although many humans will only bend their knees forward when mechanically forced to do so, I find that perambulation in this fashiorn increases speed and efficiency by a significant amount. Li ke P comment Share

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Zuckerberg discusses steaks with two humans

Mark Zuckerberg is at The Original Pat's King of Steaks. September 24 at 7:49pm . Philadelphia, PA . tu This is a photo of me discussing Steaks with two humans wearing white shirts and growing facial hair. After a monetary transaction of $8.32 and a wait time of 4:32, the nice human John presented me with cooked Bovine flesh. The animal's flesh was warm. TEAK MUSHRO EAK PEPPER CHEESE STEAKHOT DOG SH CAKE STEAKS HERE ONLY ← NEXT WINDOW RIES SODAS COFFEE-TEA HOT CHOCOLATE ONLY
Mark Zuckerberg is at The Original Pat's King of Steaks. September 24 at 7:49pm . Philadelphia, PA . tu This is a photo of me discussing Steaks with two humans wearing white shirts and growing facial hair. After a monetary transaction of $8.32 and a wait time of 4:32, the nice human John presented me with cooked Bovine flesh. The animal's flesh was warm. TEAK MUSHRO EAK PEPPER CHEESE STEAKHOT DOG SH CAKE STEAKS HERE ONLY ← NEXT WINDOW RIES SODAS COFFEE-TEA HOT CHOCOLATE ONLY

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Zuckerberg on Puerto Rico

Mark Zuckerberg 4 hrs Palo Alto, CA, United States I've been following the news from Puerto Rico where millions of Americans still don't have food, water, fuel and electricity after Hurricane Maria. Haha f------ losers. Mark has raised $0.00 for Save the Children. Save the hildre 1,095 people have donated Donate 412 Saves Like Comment Share Priscilla Chan, Tommy Torres and 98K otherns Top Comments 15,333 Shares
Mark Zuckerberg 4 hrs Palo Alto, CA, United States I've been following the news from Puerto Rico where millions of Americans still don't have food, water, fuel and electricity after Hurricane Maria. Haha f------ losers. Mark has raised $0.00 for Save the Children. Save the hildre 1,095 people have donated Donate 412 Saves Like Comment Share Priscilla Chan, Tommy Torres and 98K otherns Top Comments 15,333 Shares

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Candid photograph of Zuckerberg and his human family

Mark Zuckerberg February 24 New Orleans, LA Here is yet another candid photograph of me and my human family, in which I am exhibiting the mammalian startle reflex that we humans so frequently experience at such relatable activities as parades and street festivals. Do not be startled at the second face extending from my chest, however -- like all humans, I have only a single head! The additional face belongs to a smaller human that I have tethered to my body for ordinary human purposes.
Mark Zuckerberg February 24 New Orleans, LA Here is yet another candid photograph of me and my human family, in which I am exhibiting the mammalian startle reflex that we humans so frequently experience at such relatable activities as parades and street festivals. Do not be startled at the second face extending from my chest, however -- like all humans, I have only a single head! The additional face belongs to a smaller human that I have tethered to my body for ordinary human purposes.

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Zuckerberg drives through Texas

Mark Zuckerberg 23 minutes ago . Driving though Texas has been an incredible experience. Ive met so many down to earth people that make this country a great place. Seeing the Texas countryside truly was a spiritual experience for me I saw a dog on Crosby Freeway and made my driver pull over. She was on her side, big and bloated, viscera everywhere. I couldn't help but think of how this dog reminded me of America and how I am in control of it. I put my hands inside of the dog and felt the inside. I said "l am in control, I am inside you now." For a moment I was God in the hot sun, feeling the wetness of the dog, completely in control. My assistant pleaded with me to stop and she vomited. She needs to understand what I am doing Everyone does. I fired her. People may not understand my plans now, but they will understand. Soon everyone will understand. Great food, great driving, Texas has really shown me what the heart of America looks like. My staff and I have really enjoyed the "grub" going from diner to diner, eating like regular people. I will be sad when this leg of my journey comes to an end. Thank you, Texas. Like Comment Share 0 people like this. 1,216 shares Write a comment...
Mark Zuckerberg 23 minutes ago . Driving though Texas has been an incredible experience. Ive met so many down to earth people that make this country a great place. Seeing the Texas countryside truly was a spiritual experience for me I saw a dog on Crosby Freeway and made my driver pull over. She was on her side, big and bloated, viscera everywhere. I couldn't help but think of how this dog reminded me of America and how I am in control of it. I put my hands inside of the dog and felt the inside. I said "l am in control, I am inside you now." For a moment I was God in the hot sun, feeling the wetness of the dog, completely in control. My assistant pleaded with me to stop and she vomited. She needs to understand what I am doing Everyone does. I fired her. People may not understand my plans now, but they will understand. Soon everyone will understand. Great food, great driving, Texas has really shown me what the heart of America looks like. My staff and I have really enjoyed the "grub" going from diner to diner, eating like regular people. I will be sad when this leg of my journey comes to an end. Thank you, Texas. Like Comment Share 0 people like this. 1,216 shares Write a comment...

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