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What Your Future Employment Looks Like

What your future employment looks like START YES ← es- bo you have NO YES YOLO? NO NO NO Do you have good grades? YES Will you work in the medical, law, or math field? YES Anything that pays well

What your future employment looks like START YES ← es- bo you have NO YES YOLO? NO NO NO Do you have good grades? YES Will you work in the medical, law, or math field? YES Anything that pays well

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My Cat's Decision-Making Tree. Is that for me? Yes. No. I don't want it. That's for me

My Cat's Decision-Making Tree. Is that for me? Yes. No. I don't want it. That's for me

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KANI TO MAKE AN ACTION KOVIE A story of revenge and a quest for power IWRITE THE SCRIPT MYSELF DO I HAVE AN IDEA? CONCEPTION COACHES for the main actor comics NO A man discovers that he has super-powers after eating a genetically modified mushroom. kickboxing coach scale up the budget diet coach acting coah YES NO The producer is going to give me one. ·You f--- my wife?! Add some punchy lines ·rnbe back! - BRIEF WARDROBE for the super-hero Ya talkin' to me ?! name actor The stuntman's coffee assistant wants to have an assistant aswell. CASTING ask Supporting actor ca with a past PRODUCTION underpants Chck with the 2d assistant of the T.N.T production assistant. difficult pa EXPLOSIVES... EXPERT TECHNICIANS About 650 people Put together a film crew contact the INSURERS INCLUDE THE CLAUSES WEAPONS EXPERT Fire on the set. Indigestion of carbonic ice. Depression of the director.s FN-P90 NOTE : Dont park their trucks next to each other! There is one missing 10.000.000 $ →Isn't there a problem→ with the 0s? 100.000.000 $ PROBLEM WITH THE SHOOT the stuntman is sick Ifind someone to jump off a 5-story flaming building? Add a new clause THE SET HAS EXPLOSED SO HAS THE BUDGET EXPLOSION SCENE tothe contracts 4 Interne falling off 5-story flaming building. A 12000 M SET 30 PETROL TANKERS Call 911!! FILM A CAR CHASE Harness the cameramen Film them, we'll put t in the trailer NO to get the onboard shot Burning camera insurance the insurance refuses 12 police cans Start LEAVE AN OPEN ENDING ← preproduction ← TOPREPAREFOR A SEQUEL . EDITING PRODUCTION YES ←· motorbikes : of Episode 2? Just attach GIVE THE FILM SOME RYTHM Call a scrap yard ith same fast-paced edits. the one INEED A CATCHY · ATOMIC REVENGE THE RE ATTACK Brief the screenwriter for a future episode 3 Cancel the ゆ"MUSHROOM PARTY" find some mushrooms first numbers on the release BOX OFFICE PROMOTION LAUNCH PARTY pro Button Hallucinogenic Thrush CANAL+ SHOOTING A FILM ISN'T THAT SIMPLE CANAL+ SUPPORTS THOSE WHO MAKE MOVIES

KANI TO MAKE AN ACTION KOVIE A story of revenge and a quest for power IWRITE THE SCRIPT MYSELF DO I HAVE AN IDEA? CONCEPTION COACHES for the main actor comics NO A man discovers that he has super-powers after eating a genetically modified mushroom. kickboxing coach scale up the budget diet coach acting coah YES NO The producer is going to give me one. ·You f--- my wife?! Add some punchy lines ·rnbe back! - BRIEF WARDROBE for the super-hero Ya talkin' to me ?! name actor The stuntman's coffee assistant wants to have an assistant aswell. CASTING ask Supporting actor ca with a past PRODUCTION underpants Chck with the 2d assistant of the T.N.T production assistant. difficult pa EXPLOSIVES... EXPERT TECHNICIANS About 650 people Put together a film crew contact the INSURERS INCLUDE THE CLAUSES WEAPONS EXPERT Fire on the set. Indigestion of carbonic ice. Depression of the director.s FN-P90 NOTE : Dont park their trucks next to each other! There is one missing 10.000.000 $ →Isn't there a problem→ with the 0s? 100.000.000 $ PROBLEM WITH THE SHOOT the stuntman is sick Ifind someone to jump off a 5-story flaming building? Add a new clause THE SET HAS EXPLOSED SO HAS THE BUDGET EXPLOSION SCENE tothe contracts 4 Interne falling off 5-story flaming building. A 12000 M SET 30 PETROL TANKERS Call 911!! FILM A CAR CHASE Harness the cameramen Film them, we'll put t in the trailer NO to get the onboard shot Burning camera insurance the insurance refuses 12 police cans Start LEAVE AN OPEN ENDING ← preproduction ← TOPREPAREFOR A SEQUEL . EDITING PRODUCTION YES ←· motorbikes : of Episode 2? Just attach GIVE THE FILM SOME RYTHM Call a scrap yard ith same fast-paced edits. the one INEED A CATCHY · ATOMIC REVENGE THE RE ATTACK Brief the screenwriter for a future episode 3 Cancel the ゆ"MUSHROOM PARTY" find some mushrooms first numbers on the release BOX OFFICE PROMOTION LAUNCH PARTY pro Button Hallucinogenic Thrush CANAL+ SHOOTING A FILM ISN'T THAT SIMPLE CANAL+ SUPPORTS THOSE WHO MAKE MOVIES

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Women Logic

NTlirT eea quy Vou es! no i he cote? no CONTACT

NTlirT eea quy Vou es! no i he cote? no CONTACT

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The best flow chart ever Never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly Manager Executives Departments The rest When top level guys look down, they see only s--------; When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes...

The best flow chart ever Never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly Manager Executives Departments The rest When top level guys look down, they see only s--------; When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes...

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"SHOULD YOu EAT THAT BACON?" FLOWCHART SHOULD YOu EAT THAT BACON? DO YOU WANT TO FEEL LIKE ANGELS ARE FROLICKING ON YOUR TASTE BUDS? YES, BUT I'M AFRAID BACON WILL KILL ME YES! NO YOU'VE CLEARLY NEVER TASTED BACON EAT IT ARE YOU A COWARD? YES, I AM A COWARD EAT IT I AM NOT! THEN EAT IT BACON WILL TURN YOU INTO A TRUE WARRIOR ScienceLoveLSD.com

"SHOULD YOu EAT THAT BACON?" FLOWCHART SHOULD YOu EAT THAT BACON? DO YOU WANT TO FEEL LIKE ANGELS ARE FROLICKING ON YOUR TASTE BUDS? YES, BUT I'M AFRAID BACON WILL KILL ME YES! NO YOU'VE CLEARLY NEVER TASTED BACON EAT IT ARE YOU A COWARD? YES, I AM A COWARD EAT IT I AM NOT! THEN EAT IT BACON WILL TURN YOU INTO A TRUE WARRIOR ScienceLoveLSD.com

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A Flowchart for Choosing Your Religion How many gods do you want to worship? Start here. A Ton of Them Only One None Do you want to be reincarnated? How do you feel about bacon? Are you rich and insane? Meh... I LOVE bacon. No Yes No Yes Do you own a black cat? How do you feel about hummus? Be an Atheist. Be a Scientologist. Are you a naturally annoying person I LOVE hummus. Yes No Meh... Be a Wiccan. Do you prefer Indian takeout or Chinese takeout? Be a Jew Be a Muslim. Do you think underwear can be magical? Yes Followthe Mayan religion. Be a boring, generic Christian. Indian Chinese Yes Be a Hindu. Be a Buddhist. Be a Jehovah's Witness. Be a Mormon.

A Flowchart for Choosing Your Religion How many gods do you want to worship? Start here. A Ton of Them Only One None Do you want to be reincarnated? How do you feel about bacon? Are you rich and insane? Meh... I LOVE bacon. No Yes No Yes Do you own a black cat? How do you feel about hummus? Be an Atheist. Be a Scientologist. Are you a naturally annoying person I LOVE hummus. Yes No Meh... Be a Wiccan. Do you prefer Indian takeout or Chinese takeout? Be a Jew Be a Muslim. Do you think underwear can be magical? Yes Followthe Mayan religion. Be a boring, generic Christian. Indian Chinese Yes Be a Hindu. Be a Buddhist. Be a Jehovah's Witness. Be a Mormon.

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FEMALE CHARACTER FLOWCHART www.overthinkingit.com CONGRATULATIONS! START HERE STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER Can she carry Is she three dimensional? Is she killed before the third act? represent an idea? STUFFING QUINN UNDERLING FEMME FATALE REAL DOLL GIRLFRIEND Is sex her Sexualized? TROPHY a love interest? emotions? NYMPH Do they g together? Annoying? interested in her man? TROPHY THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY MATRIARCH DISTRESS or wife? committed relationship with a protagonist? FICKLE WOMAN MEAN GIRL ACTION GIRLFRIEND Changes her man Does she PSYCHO FEMINIST LESBIAN AMAZON of PERFECT her man's actions? action heroine? Neurotic Does she want different cultures? NOBLE SQUAW FIANCEE CAREER WOMAN Aggressive? ANNOYING OVERACHIEVER SUFFERING TSUNDERE Is she involved with Is she part of Is she trying to MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL DUCKLING involved before? SHREW PEGGY BUNDY STALKER Leader ANCHOR or How does she feel about babies? CRUSHER Healer BIOLOGICAL TIMEBOMB nc ba SWEET intelligence Has one Offense (HONORARY] JEWISH MOTHER Henpecking Emotional a mother? What does she do for her kids? masculine? USELESS pregnant? MAMA BLANKET Does she die before the final act? for hel teenager? MOTHER BAYBAY!" MAMA She cares TEENAGE MOM Does she get an abortion? LADY MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ She is or CUTESY it to the end? she doesn't ARTIFACT Is that her child? Does she die nea perfect? consensual? VANILLA ACTION STRONG FEMALE AVENGER WOMAN Who likes her more? MARRIED TO THE JOB like her? DISTRESS KLUTZ ATTENTION MOVIE-OF-THE-WEEK by Shana Mlawski and Carlos A. Hann Commander SPOILED RICH GIRL BY NC SA

FEMALE CHARACTER FLOWCHART www.overthinkingit.com CONGRATULATIONS! START HERE STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER Can she carry Is she three dimensional? Is she killed before the third act? represent an idea? STUFFING QUINN UNDERLING FEMME FATALE REAL DOLL GIRLFRIEND Is sex her Sexualized? TROPHY a love interest? emotions? NYMPH Do they g together? Annoying? interested in her man? TROPHY THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY MATRIARCH DISTRESS or wife? committed relationship with a protagonist? FICKLE WOMAN MEAN GIRL ACTION GIRLFRIEND Changes her man Does she PSYCHO FEMINIST LESBIAN AMAZON of PERFECT her man's actions? action heroine? Neurotic Does she want different cultures? NOBLE SQUAW FIANCEE CAREER WOMAN Aggressive? ANNOYING OVERACHIEVER SUFFERING TSUNDERE Is she involved with Is she part of Is she trying to MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL DUCKLING involved before? SHREW PEGGY BUNDY STALKER Leader ANCHOR or How does she feel about babies? CRUSHER Healer BIOLOGICAL TIMEBOMB nc ba SWEET intelligence Has one Offense (HONORARY] JEWISH MOTHER Henpecking Emotional a mother? What does she do for her kids? masculine? USELESS pregnant? MAMA BLANKET Does she die before the final act? for hel teenager? MOTHER BAYBAY!" MAMA She cares TEENAGE MOM Does she get an abortion? LADY MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ She is or CUTESY it to the end? she doesn't ARTIFACT Is that her child? Does she die nea perfect? consensual? VANILLA ACTION STRONG FEMALE AVENGER WOMAN Who likes her more? MARRIED TO THE JOB like her? DISTRESS KLUTZ ATTENTION MOVIE-OF-THE-WEEK by Shana Mlawski and Carlos A. Hann Commander SPOILED RICH GIRL BY NC SA

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CRITERIA FoR THE PROPER TACTICAL USAGE OF THE PHRASE on gnap DID SOMEONE GET TOLD? es No THEr on nap

CRITERIA FoR THE PROPER TACTICAL USAGE OF THE PHRASE on gnap DID SOMEONE GET TOLD? es No THEr on nap

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INCEPTIONF VOL IN ADREAN DO YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU GOT TO YOUR PRESENT LOCATION? DO STRANGERS KEEP CALLING YOU "GRANDMA OR "GRANDPA? NOT SURE DO YOU HAVE ALZHEIMER'S? YES NO IS EVERYONE STARING AT YOU? YES NO ARE YOU RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING? ES YES NO ARE THE PEOPLE STARING AT YOU SMILING? IS A BOOGER HANGING FROM YOUR NOSE? NO YES NO DOES YOUR TOTEM ES FEEL RIGHT AND ACT CORRECTLY? WHATS A TOTEM At YOU ARE UNDER A ROCK. CLIMB OUT FROM UNDER IT AND YOU ARE PROBABLY IN A DREAM-KILL YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT IN A DREAM GO SEE INCEPTIONYOURSELF TO BE SURE

INCEPTIONF VOL IN ADREAN DO YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU GOT TO YOUR PRESENT LOCATION? DO STRANGERS KEEP CALLING YOU "GRANDMA OR "GRANDPA? NOT SURE DO YOU HAVE ALZHEIMER'S? YES NO IS EVERYONE STARING AT YOU? YES NO ARE YOU RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING? ES YES NO ARE THE PEOPLE STARING AT YOU SMILING? IS A BOOGER HANGING FROM YOUR NOSE? NO YES NO DOES YOUR TOTEM ES FEEL RIGHT AND ACT CORRECTLY? WHATS A TOTEM At YOU ARE UNDER A ROCK. CLIMB OUT FROM UNDER IT AND YOU ARE PROBABLY IN A DREAM-KILL YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT IN A DREAM GO SEE INCEPTIONYOURSELF TO BE SURE

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How to Choose the Perfect Mustache: Why the HELL are you growing a mustache? Lost a bet Just bored It was my girlfriend's idea Were there stipulations? Are you mentally unstable? Are you SURE she wasn't joking? Yes, it had to be all curly and s--- No, but just to be safe No I'm positive NO I'm EFFIN' nuts! Are you considering a career in p---, law enforcement, a Hall and Oates tribute band, or do you drive a kick-ass .77 Trans-Am? Do you want people to think you can personally kick their ass? Are you a genocidal maniac? est Is there any chance you might want to have sex? Well, yeah esl Rollie Fingers Burt Reynolds Hitler Paul Sr.

How to Choose the Perfect Mustache: Why the HELL are you growing a mustache? Lost a bet Just bored It was my girlfriend's idea Were there stipulations? Are you mentally unstable? Are you SURE she wasn't joking? Yes, it had to be all curly and s--- No, but just to be safe No I'm positive NO I'm EFFIN' nuts! Are you considering a career in p---, law enforcement, a Hall and Oates tribute band, or do you drive a kick-ass .77 Trans-Am? Do you want people to think you can personally kick their ass? Are you a genocidal maniac? est Is there any chance you might want to have sex? Well, yeah esl Rollie Fingers Burt Reynolds Hitler Paul Sr.

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SO YOU WANNA MAKE A MEME? WHAT? YA RLY O RLY? YES ARE YOU FUNNY? NO UNQUALIFIED FOR MEMEING YES CAPABLE OF INDEPENDENT THOUGHT? NO DO YOU HAVE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO? NO YES JOIN 4CHAN CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING: 80s PIRATEININJA/DINO SAURIEMBODIMENT OF DEATH OF INDE PENDENT THOUGHT CUTE ANIMAL NO HAVE PHOTOSHOP? BUY PHOTOSHOP YES HAHAHAHAHA DONE! GET PHOTOSHOP SPEND TWO HUNDRED TIMES AS MUCH EFFORT PROMOTING AS YOU DID MAKING CONTENT YES NO DIGG? SUCCESS! FAIL REPEAT! EPIC FAIL NO FAILCOPTER STILL FUNNY? Number of repeats Goddamn LOLcat versionn Satan grins ALL YOUR FAILS ARE BELONG TO US YES THEORETICAL) oe by New York Times notices meme exists Mencia Angel of dead stand-up comic loses wings YOUR FAILURES, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM BOOM GOES THE FAIL OH GOD IS THAT THE KIND OF THING I'M TRYING TO MAKE? I'MATERRIBLE PERSON

SO YOU WANNA MAKE A MEME? WHAT? YA RLY O RLY? YES ARE YOU FUNNY? NO UNQUALIFIED FOR MEMEING YES CAPABLE OF INDEPENDENT THOUGHT? NO DO YOU HAVE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO? NO YES JOIN 4CHAN CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING: 80s PIRATEININJA/DINO SAURIEMBODIMENT OF DEATH OF INDE PENDENT THOUGHT CUTE ANIMAL NO HAVE PHOTOSHOP? BUY PHOTOSHOP YES HAHAHAHAHA DONE! GET PHOTOSHOP SPEND TWO HUNDRED TIMES AS MUCH EFFORT PROMOTING AS YOU DID MAKING CONTENT YES NO DIGG? SUCCESS! FAIL REPEAT! EPIC FAIL NO FAILCOPTER STILL FUNNY? Number of repeats Goddamn LOLcat versionn Satan grins ALL YOUR FAILS ARE BELONG TO US YES THEORETICAL) oe by New York Times notices meme exists Mencia Angel of dead stand-up comic loses wings YOUR FAILURES, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM BOOM GOES THE FAIL OH GOD IS THAT THE KIND OF THING I'M TRYING TO MAKE? I'MATERRIBLE PERSON

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Flowchart to Determine If You're a Douchebag Do You Own an Ed Hardy T-Shirt? NO YES Do You Wear a Even When You're Not Talking on the Phone and Driving? Bluetooth Ear Piece? | |- NO YES NO YES Are You Wearing Sunglasses Right Now? Are You Indoors? NO YES NO YES Do You Currently Have a Tan? Do You Live in Southern California or Florida? NO YES YES NO Do You Refer To Yourself in the 3rd Person? You are a Douchebag. No, I Don't Yes, He Does You're Probably Not a Douchebag.

Flowchart to Determine If You're a Douchebag Do You Own an Ed Hardy T-Shirt? NO YES Do You Wear a Even When You're Not Talking on the Phone and Driving? Bluetooth Ear Piece? | |- NO YES NO YES Are You Wearing Sunglasses Right Now? Are You Indoors? NO YES NO YES Do You Currently Have a Tan? Do You Live in Southern California or Florida? NO YES YES NO Do You Refer To Yourself in the 3rd Person? You are a Douchebag. No, I Don't Yes, He Does You're Probably Not a Douchebag.

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TODAYS GAME PLAN FOK DICOLAS CAGE YES PICK SCRIPT AT RANDON WHO CARES S MY HAIR RIDICULOUS ENOUGH? NO MORE RIDICULOUS NOT THE BEES

TODAYS GAME PLAN FOK DICOLAS CAGE YES PICK SCRIPT AT RANDON WHO CARES S MY HAIR RIDICULOUS ENOUGH? NO MORE RIDICULOUS NOT THE BEES

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Suggested Process of Interacting with Ms. Spears start Have you me? YESis my lonelinessNDo I stll believe? killing me? YES YES NO NO Hit Me HIT ME ONE MORE TIME When I'm not with you I Lose my mind Dont lose my mind Glapham Give me a sign

Suggested Process of Interacting with Ms. Spears start Have you me? YESis my lonelinessNDo I stll believe? killing me? YES YES NO NO Hit Me HIT ME ONE MORE TIME When I'm not with you I Lose my mind Dont lose my mind Glapham Give me a sign

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THE FLOWCHART OF SHOULD YOU MAKE A FLOWCHART by Abe Lincoln every dude of the internet making a flowchart right now? Whoa! This is going to be the big main trend pretty soon! Get onboard while you can still claim hip creds no Well did you make one? all ri yes uh I don't really feel like itI guess how do not really I do it Even the main famous dudes on websites? Look we all know being cool on the internet is like your supreme goal so just do it already all right pretty much I guess but I dont Well then areant to be like just you a dude ofanother lame dude the internet? who does all the fads First is to think of OK I did something to make a flowchart about I guess I can't A flowchart about Ninja Turtles? That's retarded. That's the O most retarded idea for a flowchart ever OK well then Make a flowchart about making a flowchart. People love that meta-irony stuff. It's all po-mo and such. why you better get on that then all right all right well do I draw some lines first or...? that's dumb Look, just let me make it. Here is the flowchart oh OK thanks author 2007 Miles Grover www.thinkin-lincoin.com

THE FLOWCHART OF SHOULD YOU MAKE A FLOWCHART by Abe Lincoln every dude of the internet making a flowchart right now? Whoa! This is going to be the big main trend pretty soon! Get onboard while you can still claim hip creds no Well did you make one? all ri yes uh I don't really feel like itI guess how do not really I do it Even the main famous dudes on websites? Look we all know being cool on the internet is like your supreme goal so just do it already all right pretty much I guess but I dont Well then areant to be like just you a dude ofanother lame dude the internet? who does all the fads First is to think of OK I did something to make a flowchart about I guess I can't A flowchart about Ninja Turtles? That's retarded. That's the O most retarded idea for a flowchart ever OK well then Make a flowchart about making a flowchart. People love that meta-irony stuff. It's all po-mo and such. why you better get on that then all right all right well do I draw some lines first or...? that's dumb Look, just let me make it. Here is the flowchart oh OK thanks author 2007 Miles Grover www.thinkin-lincoin.com

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Flowchart For Efficient Trolling Time To Troll Do you have a target? Search Google for a friendly bulletin board No Yes Locate a topic that has only positive and friendly communication Determine most vocal communicator in the topic (this is the target) Post an entry that is in direct contradiction to the view point of the chosen target Yes Did the target respond? No Phillip J Rhoades * semjaza@gmail.com * http://ungab.com

Flowchart For Efficient Trolling Time To Troll Do you have a target? Search Google for a friendly bulletin board No Yes Locate a topic that has only positive and friendly communication Determine most vocal communicator in the topic (this is the target) Post an entry that is in direct contradiction to the view point of the chosen target Yes Did the target respond? No Phillip J Rhoades * semjaza@gmail.com * http://ungab.com

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