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Contains ateness toalng and some death (sorry). Contains typos and grammar abuse. image 167126 the snow starts to melt You even took your fiuffy for a toboggan That, unfortunately, was too much for her, she shat on you and tried to run away Other than that, everything was good snow mets 「WInter your She loves them, but stil she doesn't seem to be as happy as she was shes six months old and she's coming into -Week later the farm owner calls you The flufty stalion that tucked your fluity wasnt infertile Those fluftbals all look the same and ear tags are too painful for their little ears test You could get her an abortion, but how would that affect her psyche? You could let her foal and take care of the babies as best as you two can There's sill no visible changes outside, she wont even feel anything different ye Fluilty ponies itsef aren't very expensive pets, but they take up a lot of time You decide to take it like a man and let her have her babies so You explain it to her as best as you can, fearing how she takes it "BABEHI FWUFFY BE MOMMAI" she's happier than ever before Looks like she's got the spring depression She starts to eat more Hard to tel if her belly grows because of the food, or because there's something growing in there Either way, she actually gets cuter every day She's getting very You now understand why so many feral fluffies die: they're almost engineered to be clumsy and unable to escape harm 's difficult to go to work, for not knowing if she foals alone when you're gone Or if she's alive at all when you come back She poops on the floor because she can't make it to the litterbox Fwufty make poopie, But you'r not angry at her You move the litterbox next to her basket so she at least can try to poop in there You itoureon So al you do is sit next to her, watch TV and pet her head and the huge bely On the last days, she just lies on her basket and on your lap as you gently pet her She lies there, eyes closed and hugs your hand as best as she can with her too short legs You carefully shaved her groin, her teats are big and ful of milk You can feel the soft kicks, little numies are almost ready to come out You still have no idea what type they are or how many there are The more there are, the harder it is for them to survive, even in captivity Usually, if there are more than two foals, they will simply die due to being too weak Too many foals can weaken them all and then they won't survive the birth n the worst case, they kill the mom too And if they al surive, the momma wont have enough milk for them all But you can do this some fluffy foaing videos on the intemet end happily, some. Suddenly she begins to wail and wiggle her legs "Waaahl Big poopiel Oiel" she screams in pain and makes strange "huft hutt noise She's nght now You quicky put her in a bath tub you've covered in towels and pillows The little ones wil be coming out now -Water breaks, eugh Funny You can only pet her head and spread hind legs Her wings flare out as wide as they can, which isn't ery wide >"Sshhh, it's okay, be a strong giri now your babies want our She huts again and pushes, her entire body trembles, legs trembling You see a transparent sac starting to side out, with something struggling inside This all is a bit disgusting, but human birth isn't exacly "pretty" either y earth fluftly fily, who You cant hold back the tears, it's so adorable The filly doesn't even look like a flufy pomy, but almost ike a hairless mouse or something a flufy pony Momma's ears turn towards the foal as she hears it's screams Good git you say and pet her head "Wan babeh! Gif babeeh pwease!" she begs you, as you gently clean and dry the filly with a towe "Mah babeehl" she says, with tears in her eyes and incredibly joyful expression, as she begins to lick her baby You spread her legs and push her belly again genly to help She huffs and pults and instinctively pushes and screams something illegible, another sac is com ng out See a tiny d--- danging between the legs Yep, a reddish unicorn cot, with a very very very tiny hom stub "Babeeh!" the happy mom yells and flutters her wings as you sever the umbilical and gently clean the squirming creature put the cot in her She starts to push them towards her teats for their first meal -You keep hoping there were only two foals "Nuuu! Stiww huwt! Owieeee!" she screams as you pet her head and spread her legs once more -You press her bely again and she pushes one more sac halfway -Pul it out and free the foal inside "Yes, a baby. Third one" you tel her as you quickly clean the third foal, which is greenish pegasus fily is wrong with the last one Her wings and legs just hang there, completely limp "Babeh? Gif babehl Babeh no good?" the mom demands You gently push the foars tummy, some water squeezes out from her mouth and nose You fip her on around and start pushing her, more water comes out "Where babeh? Wha wrong?" the mom keeps asking, ignoring the hwo squirming foals Nuuuu Babehl" she struggles on her back, wiggling legs and tail Push once more, water oozes out of her nose s loud as she can Now that's an energetic creaturel You wipe her clean and hand her over to her mom "Babeeeeh!" she's happy again You watch in awe as three foals squirm and mewl on the thick towel pet the Good gin, daddy loves you" you tel her as you gently scratch her ears She's You look at the clock on the wall, this entire operation took about 20 minutes You got one of each type one unicom, one earth pony and one pegasus e earth pony and the pegasus look fine, but the unicorn cot is strangely quiet oblems One of the is a colt, how to The second, bigger problem three foals, but only two teats So time to bottle feed The unicorn and the pegasus are lying on their momma's bely and suckle all they can >All while their momma gently icks them and gently pokes them with her legs You have the earth pony and you bottle feed her Later you wash them al, including the protestig momma She doesn't like it, but you need to get rid of the birth simes and the poopies she accidentaly made during the birth momma curled around her three foals day、go You wake up early in the moming, your fnuffies are still sleeping, curled up in one adorable pile The foals have burrowed themseves into their momma's flufs to stay warm There were three of them last right Quickly go through the rooms, look under sofas and tables and everything He can't be far, newbom foals can barely wak at all You cant find him You find him.dead He somehow got out of the fluffs, rolled oft the pillow and got stuck against the basket wal -He His body is cold, too late to resuscitate or anything Sigh You knew something ike this might happen, the basket isn't the best place for them Your eyes tear up a little as you gently take the tiny body away At least his few hours here were filled with love and warmth But how do the others react? Genty pet him one more time and say him goodbyes Close the box and put it in the trash, go back inside She starts to nurse them Babe ou bies?yu she doesnit She looks at the two foals who are sucking mik ask her "Oneh... twooh twoo babeh!" she proclaims happily, but looks a bit tired Okay, crisis averted, she's doesn't remember she had three foals t's still sad to se one But now you know the two wil survive, or at least they have a better chance More milk and no colts around to make them pregnant But now you have three fluffies who will be in heat, in different times You have to neuter them all, this cannot be alowed to happen again Flully neuterings, while simple, are expensive because theyre done so rarely for pet nuffies Fluties go heat in every three months and she got impregnated two months ago That's it They have to be neutered

Contains ateness toalng and some death (sorry). Contains typos and grammar abuse. image 167126 the snow starts to melt You even took your fiuffy for a toboggan That, unfortunately, was too much for her, she shat on you and tried to run away Other than that, everything was good snow mets 「WInter your She loves them, but stil she doesn't seem to be as happy as she was shes six months old and she's coming into -Week later the farm owner calls you The flufty stalion that tucked your fluity wasnt infertile Those fluftbals all look the same and ear tags are too painful for their little ears test You could get her an abortion, but how would that affect her psyche? You could let her foal and take care of the babies as best as you two can There's sill no visible changes outside, she wont even feel anything different ye Fluilty ponies itsef aren't very expensive pets, but they take up a lot of time You decide to take it like a man and let her have her babies so You explain it to her as best as you can, fearing how she takes it "BABEHI FWUFFY BE MOMMAI" she's happier than ever before Looks like she's got the spring depression She starts to eat more Hard to tel if her belly grows because of the food, or because there's something growing in there Either way, she actually gets cuter every day She's getting very You now understand why so many feral fluffies die: they're almost engineered to be clumsy and unable to escape harm 's difficult to go to work, for not knowing if she foals alone when you're gone Or if she's alive at all when you come back She poops on the floor because she can't make it to the litterbox Fwufty make poopie, But you'r not angry at her You move the litterbox next to her basket so she at least can try to poop in there You itoureon So al you do is sit next to her, watch TV and pet her head and the huge bely On the last days, she just lies on her basket and on your lap as you gently pet her She lies there, eyes closed and hugs your hand as best as she can with her too short legs You carefully shaved her groin, her teats are big and ful of milk You can feel the soft kicks, little numies are almost ready to come out You still have no idea what type they are or how many there are The more there are, the harder it is for them to survive, even in captivity Usually, if there are more than two foals, they will simply die due to being too weak Too many foals can weaken them all and then they won't survive the birth n the worst case, they kill the mom too And if they al surive, the momma wont have enough milk for them all But you can do this some fluffy foaing videos on the intemet end happily, some. Suddenly she begins to wail and wiggle her legs "Waaahl Big poopiel Oiel" she screams in pain and makes strange "huft hutt noise She's nght now You quicky put her in a bath tub you've covered in towels and pillows The little ones wil be coming out now -Water breaks, eugh Funny You can only pet her head and spread hind legs Her wings flare out as wide as they can, which isn't ery wide >"Sshhh, it's okay, be a strong giri now your babies want our She huts again and pushes, her entire body trembles, legs trembling You see a transparent sac starting to side out, with something struggling inside This all is a bit disgusting, but human birth isn't exacly "pretty" either y earth fluftly fily, who You cant hold back the tears, it's so adorable The filly doesn't even look like a flufy pomy, but almost ike a hairless mouse or something a flufy pony Momma's ears turn towards the foal as she hears it's screams Good git you say and pet her head "Wan babeh! Gif babeeh pwease!" she begs you, as you gently clean and dry the filly with a towe "Mah babeehl" she says, with tears in her eyes and incredibly joyful expression, as she begins to lick her baby You spread her legs and push her belly again genly to help She huffs and pults and instinctively pushes and screams something illegible, another sac is com ng out See a tiny d--- danging between the legs Yep, a reddish unicorn cot, with a very very very tiny hom stub "Babeeh!" the happy mom yells and flutters her wings as you sever the umbilical and gently clean the squirming creature put the cot in her She starts to push them towards her teats for their first meal -You keep hoping there were only two foals "Nuuu! Stiww huwt! Owieeee!" she screams as you pet her head and spread her legs once more -You press her bely again and she pushes one more sac halfway -Pul it out and free the foal inside "Yes, a baby. Third one" you tel her as you quickly clean the third foal, which is greenish pegasus fily is wrong with the last one Her wings and legs just hang there, completely limp "Babeh? Gif babehl Babeh no good?" the mom demands You gently push the foars tummy, some water squeezes out from her mouth and nose You fip her on around and start pushing her, more water comes out "Where babeh? Wha wrong?" the mom keeps asking, ignoring the hwo squirming foals Nuuuu Babehl" she struggles on her back, wiggling legs and tail Push once more, water oozes out of her nose s loud as she can Now that's an energetic creaturel You wipe her clean and hand her over to her mom "Babeeeeh!" she's happy again You watch in awe as three foals squirm and mewl on the thick towel pet the Good gin, daddy loves you" you tel her as you gently scratch her ears She's You look at the clock on the wall, this entire operation took about 20 minutes You got one of each type one unicom, one earth pony and one pegasus e earth pony and the pegasus look fine, but the unicorn cot is strangely quiet oblems One of the is a colt, how to The second, bigger problem three foals, but only two teats So time to bottle feed The unicorn and the pegasus are lying on their momma's bely and suckle all they can >All while their momma gently icks them and gently pokes them with her legs You have the earth pony and you bottle feed her Later you wash them al, including the protestig momma She doesn't like it, but you need to get rid of the birth simes and the poopies she accidentaly made during the birth momma curled around her three foals day、go You wake up early in the moming, your fnuffies are still sleeping, curled up in one adorable pile The foals have burrowed themseves into their momma's flufs to stay warm There were three of them last right Quickly go through the rooms, look under sofas and tables and everything He can't be far, newbom foals can barely wak at all You cant find him You find him.dead He somehow got out of the fluffs, rolled oft the pillow and got stuck against the basket wal -He His body is cold, too late to resuscitate or anything Sigh You knew something ike this might happen, the basket isn't the best place for them Your eyes tear up a little as you gently take the tiny body away At least his few hours here were filled with love and warmth But how do the others react? Genty pet him one more time and say him goodbyes Close the box and put it in the trash, go back inside She starts to nurse them Babe ou bies?yu she doesnit She looks at the two foals who are sucking mik ask her "Oneh... twooh twoo babeh!" she proclaims happily, but looks a bit tired Okay, crisis averted, she's doesn't remember she had three foals t's still sad to se one But now you know the two wil survive, or at least they have a better chance More milk and no colts around to make them pregnant But now you have three fluffies who will be in heat, in different times You have to neuter them all, this cannot be alowed to happen again Flully neuterings, while simple, are expensive because theyre done so rarely for pet nuffies Fluties go heat in every three months and she got impregnated two months ago That's it They have to be neutered

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I'm personally a fan of stories about Fluffy Ponies that inexplicably have the appearance and mannerisms of the Mane 6, there have been a few good ones about Fluffy Twilight, there's that one about Fluffy!Dash that I consider to be a seminal work in this genre, and I recall a decent one about Fluffy Rarity. However I've yet to read a decent one about Fluffy!Pinkie (I read a grimderp one that was pretty f------ stupid), Fluffy Fluttershy (there was one but it was also not great) or Fluffy!lApplejack (I honestly can't remember ever reading one about her, seen pictures though) Anyway I seek to remedy this by writing one about Fluffy Fluttershy, this piece will be Fluffyluv so if you're looking for abuse go somewhere else also it's gonna be a multi-parter because of reasons You go to local shelter to adopt your very own Fluffy Pony >You've read plenty of stories from other owners about how hard it is to keep them alive and happy >But you are an animal lover >And the proud owner of a very well behaved dog and cat that you personally trained >As such you feel that you are up to the task >challengeaccepted.jpg >You walk into the shelter >A really fat punk girl with a spiked rainbow Mohawk looks up from her Laptop "Welcome to the Fluffy Hugs Fluffy Pony Shelter, How may I help you?" she says unenthusiastically >"What a shocker" she mumbles under her breath "Right this way" she says as she hauls her fat ass up I heard that, you fat bitch, you think >Fat Bitch leads you to the holding area >Her fat ass undulating up and down with every step of her combat boots Her dirty camo pants struggling to contain her ass >Not sure if fluffy s--- Or fat bitch farted >Bitchface unlocks the door >The smell hits her too > she snorts in disgust >Her nose ring jingles "Well here's the little s--- machines" she groans >The smell made her drop her thin facade of niceness >Take your pick, I'll be waiting for you up front" she turns about and starts waddling back to her desk "Wait your just going to leave me alone with them? What if I were some kind of Fluffabuser?" You ask concerned "Like I give a s---" she shouts back from down the hall SThey don't pay me enough for this s---" she mutters to herself You are appalled by this apathy And you are even more appalled by the sight of the holding area >The room is decidedly smal Virtually all the cages have 4 or more fluffies shoved in >Despite them being only big enough for 2 From the cages you hear cries of "Wet out" "Fwuffy no want make poopies on fwiend" "Why poopies on fwuffy? no smell pwetty" "Why fwiend gif huggies no mo?" Hungwy" "Tummy hurt" "Pwease gif sketties" >This place makes you sick >You hadn't realized this was one of the "bad shelters" you've read about >Sadly, due to lack of fluffy abuse laws, there's not a whole lot you can do about this >Except adopt one and get it out of this hell hole You start looking into the cages to make your decision >You'd adopt all the little buggers were it feasible >The sickly and suffering fluffies now notice you as you look in Their moods improve considerably when they see your face >"New Daddy?" "Fwiend?" "Pick me, am good Fwuffy" While your mood only gets lower as you see their malnourished little bodies >In nearly every cage half the fluffies are either dead or dying >Near the back of the room is a cage just stuffed with fluffy corpses >As you were about to turn back and check the other wall >You hear a small whimper from the corpse filled cage >You open the cage They aren't lock >They are just the sort that require fingers to open >Anyway >You pull out the corpses They are so cold, light, and stiff >Their faded multicolored fluff comes off in tufts as you pull >Finally you uncover the source of the whimper inny little fluffy pegasus mare >She has a light yellow coat and an abnormally long pink mane and tail She looks at you paralyzed with fear uff >She squeaks in terror and rolls herself into a tight bal >Her eyes clamped shut You are somewhat surprised to encounter such a shy Fluffy >From what you've read most fluffies >Even if they've been horribly abused Will be excited to see a potential "new daddy" >But you can't blame this one for being sheepish >Lord knows how long it's been buried under that pile of the rotting corpses of its kin swe She lowers her hooves and opens her eyes er Si o huwt fwuffy?" she asks softly almost inaudible As she begins to let her guard down she adds "Pwomise? >"Promise" you say The little yellow winged fluffy struggles to get to her feet Both malnutrition and her cramped living space have done their toll on her >Your hand brushes past her outstretched wing and she yelps in pain The little mare returns to the corner of the cage nursing her wing She cries her big blue eyes out muttering indistincty Something along the lines of "mu huwt fwuffy" "big dumb meanie" "munsta wie notice now that both of her wings are injured >They look swollen and useless >But in this condition she probably can't even glide >You hope they aren't brokern >Her cries die down to a whimper >You reach in to try to pet her again Carefuly as to avoid her wings "F---!" You scream pulling your hand back out >Her useless fluffy pony teeth fail to break your skin of course >But that was one hell of a pinch >As you nurse your hand the little yellow pegasus looks out from over the corpse pile you left infront of the cage "Awe you otay munsta? Fwuffy no mean to gif munsta owies She says a genuine look of concern on her face "Its okay little one I don't blame you" you say as she crawls over the corpse pile and up to your hand Without warning she hugs your hand and forearm "Huggies make evew'ting bettah" she recites the classic fluffy pony mantra >'D'aww, what a kind fluffy' you think >You pull her up as she hugs your arm and you secure her in both arms Still careful to avoid those wings >She keeps right on hugging your arm as you head down the hall lend of part one, stay tuned

I'm personally a fan of stories about Fluffy Ponies that inexplicably have the appearance and mannerisms of the Mane 6, there have been a few good ones about Fluffy Twilight, there's that one about Fluffy!Dash that I consider to be a seminal work in this genre, and I recall a decent one about Fluffy Rarity. However I've yet to read a decent one about Fluffy!Pinkie (I read a grimderp one that was pretty f------ stupid), Fluffy Fluttershy (there was one but it was also not great) or Fluffy!lApplejack (I honestly can't remember ever reading one about her, seen pictures though) Anyway I seek to remedy this by writing one about Fluffy Fluttershy, this piece will be Fluffyluv so if you're looking for abuse go somewhere else also it's gonna be a multi-parter because of reasons You go to local shelter to adopt your very own Fluffy Pony >You've read plenty of stories from other owners about how hard it is to keep them alive and happy >But you are an animal lover >And the proud owner of a very well behaved dog and cat that you personally trained >As such you feel that you are up to the task >challengeaccepted.jpg >You walk into the shelter >A really fat punk girl with a spiked rainbow Mohawk looks up from her Laptop "Welcome to the Fluffy Hugs Fluffy Pony Shelter, How may I help you?" she says unenthusiastically >"What a shocker" she mumbles under her breath "Right this way" she says as she hauls her fat ass up I heard that, you fat bitch, you think >Fat Bitch leads you to the holding area >Her fat ass undulating up and down with every step of her combat boots Her dirty camo pants struggling to contain her ass >Not sure if fluffy s--- Or fat bitch farted >Bitchface unlocks the door >The smell hits her too > she snorts in disgust >Her nose ring jingles "Well here's the little s--- machines" she groans >The smell made her drop her thin facade of niceness >Take your pick, I'll be waiting for you up front" she turns about and starts waddling back to her desk "Wait your just going to leave me alone with them? What if I were some kind of Fluffabuser?" You ask concerned "Like I give a s---" she shouts back from down the hall SThey don't pay me enough for this s---" she mutters to herself You are appalled by this apathy And you are even more appalled by the sight of the holding area >The room is decidedly smal Virtually all the cages have 4 or more fluffies shoved in >Despite them being only big enough for 2 From the cages you hear cries of "Wet out" "Fwuffy no want make poopies on fwiend" "Why poopies on fwuffy? no smell pwetty" "Why fwiend gif huggies no mo?" Hungwy" "Tummy hurt" "Pwease gif sketties" >This place makes you sick >You hadn't realized this was one of the "bad shelters" you've read about >Sadly, due to lack of fluffy abuse laws, there's not a whole lot you can do about this >Except adopt one and get it out of this hell hole You start looking into the cages to make your decision >You'd adopt all the little buggers were it feasible >The sickly and suffering fluffies now notice you as you look in Their moods improve considerably when they see your face >"New Daddy?" "Fwiend?" "Pick me, am good Fwuffy" While your mood only gets lower as you see their malnourished little bodies >In nearly every cage half the fluffies are either dead or dying >Near the back of the room is a cage just stuffed with fluffy corpses >As you were about to turn back and check the other wall >You hear a small whimper from the corpse filled cage >You open the cage They aren't lock >They are just the sort that require fingers to open >Anyway >You pull out the corpses They are so cold, light, and stiff >Their faded multicolored fluff comes off in tufts as you pull >Finally you uncover the source of the whimper inny little fluffy pegasus mare >She has a light yellow coat and an abnormally long pink mane and tail She looks at you paralyzed with fear uff >She squeaks in terror and rolls herself into a tight bal >Her eyes clamped shut You are somewhat surprised to encounter such a shy Fluffy >From what you've read most fluffies >Even if they've been horribly abused Will be excited to see a potential "new daddy" >But you can't blame this one for being sheepish >Lord knows how long it's been buried under that pile of the rotting corpses of its kin swe She lowers her hooves and opens her eyes er Si o huwt fwuffy?" she asks softly almost inaudible As she begins to let her guard down she adds "Pwomise? >"Promise" you say The little yellow winged fluffy struggles to get to her feet Both malnutrition and her cramped living space have done their toll on her >Your hand brushes past her outstretched wing and she yelps in pain The little mare returns to the corner of the cage nursing her wing She cries her big blue eyes out muttering indistincty Something along the lines of "mu huwt fwuffy" "big dumb meanie" "munsta wie notice now that both of her wings are injured >They look swollen and useless >But in this condition she probably can't even glide >You hope they aren't brokern >Her cries die down to a whimper >You reach in to try to pet her again Carefuly as to avoid her wings "F---!" You scream pulling your hand back out >Her useless fluffy pony teeth fail to break your skin of course >But that was one hell of a pinch >As you nurse your hand the little yellow pegasus looks out from over the corpse pile you left infront of the cage "Awe you otay munsta? Fwuffy no mean to gif munsta owies She says a genuine look of concern on her face "Its okay little one I don't blame you" you say as she crawls over the corpse pile and up to your hand Without warning she hugs your hand and forearm "Huggies make evew'ting bettah" she recites the classic fluffy pony mantra >'D'aww, what a kind fluffy' you think >You pull her up as she hugs your arm and you secure her in both arms Still careful to avoid those wings >She keeps right on hugging your arm as you head down the hall lend of part one, stay tuned

be a lone wolf traveing on your harley, helping peopie flutty pomy problems reports indicate that the feral Suffy pony herd actually tries to stay but whenever wild animals decimate the herd or food gets scarce, they seek refuge in the 1own, scavenging for trash, or eatng fower beds and raiding small gardens until their numbers become big enough again you are asked to help them get rid of the herd of Seral flufly ponies squickly thanks to once you see tham, you sneakily approach them with your always reliable fufty pony mask disguise frst σ you answer them back in their imited speech, sarying that you a a new triend and you want to join them a flully pony it yells "Fwumesl Wunl Meanie Hooman Munstal Make aches to FwuhesI Wunl" this comes from a blue and beige colored male oarth pony the herd instantly panics and screams about Nuuul Meanie Two wegged Munstas Make Ouchie the flutty ponies immediately run, respectively waddle "No Wanna Ouchiesr Sma ty F en Wrad F uffies Do before being ordered by that ful y por y drection the male eerth flufty pony is showing with one of its front legs look around, wondening if some other people are also hare the fluty pony herd is meanwhle wadding awary, but not at top speed, as there is a group of bloated pregnant fufty dams with too stubby ittle legs that cannot touch the ground needing to be helped by attending mares, ether pushing them or even rolling them together with the herd, with the foals fearfully crying and hudding the mares the fact that these fufty ponies are ignoring you whle atentively trying to spot any intruding humans gives you the assurance that your disguise is holding they fearfully babble about "whew meanie munsta? "gwassy hoof no wike hoomant "cuty -whle you stand around, searching for any other humens the 'smarty friend claims to have seen, you are ordered by a mele fufty unicom to new fwendl hewp momma wumiesi giwl Twufies no can make momma wutties go fastl new fwulfty hewpl seeing no other human except yourself here at this place, you shrug with your shoulders and just geny bumb a bloated pregnent dam Ike a bal, repeebing this whenever the pregnant dam stops rolling or rols slightly new fwend make fwutty the 'smarty friend stops, locks back, and then suddenly cries agan Nuuul Meanie Hooman Munsta Fowwow Fwuffies you and the flufty ponies al turn your heads to see where the human is the 'smarty triand is crying about with your cunning disguise you conclude thet the 'smarty friend just yels Wookl Wookd Munsta Make Mumie Fwutly Ouchiel Hewp Mummie Fwufty the male earth pony 'smarty friend is pointing at you s aright with that some then look behind whew meanie munsta, smawty fwend?" they al ask him waddles to you, putting his cheek, and says go weary, hoomanl twutties go way too wutfies no make oopsies ow take 'way hooman stuft, we good twutfies no wan ouchies twom hoomans, and no give ouchies to hoomans. pwease go way wutties behave no one get ouchies dad good to twutfies an hooman you don't beliave there is a flutty pony the 'smarty friand' is actualy smart enough to see that you're a human, wearing only a flutty pony mask as a disguise who saw through your disguise big hea t whew meanie h--- ans? spa k y no see meanie hoorman wit wo wn e no see meere homan u p e am sca we whew munsta~ nku berwy no wan WLn Θg es make ouchies en wun they ask him whole time and asks agan to the herd why no see? dat hoomanl you no see hooman twy wook wike twuffy? hooman pewhaps twy make ouchies to fwutfies wutfies must make hooman go wayl fwuttioes bewiove big heawt wight? herd wuffiesl dad why big big heaut arm smanty fwend big heavt say f uffies make hooman h y wook wi e fwuffy go ay make fake futy go way· it orders 10 the herd tr ng Io make the situation clear to them why big heawt say new fwend iz hooman? "am hungwy wan nummiesr "why weggies no wun? fwutfies make poopies now? wufTy make peepee now?" they randomly babble at him the 'smarty friend shakes its head after realizing that nofutly in the herd is believing him very hard whle he is thinking. the flufty pony herd is now restarting their activity they did before their 'smarty friend made them they chase each another, run around, swalow some grass, feed their young hug, play hide in front and close your eyes, empty their bowel contents on the spot, give special hugs, blow raspbemes some futy ponies also ask you if the other stuff flufty ponies do whan in when they play hide and seek, you pretend that you dont see them when they μst close their eyes, which makes you the favorit: to pick n game when having to chase them, you make extremely slow movements so that they c it's quite fortunate that you only use cheap workshoes and pants they first cry in feer, but then are overjoyed when seeing al the other fufty pories being below them head, rub their bellies, and let yourself get hugged at your legs with their filth-caked bodies eral fluttly pony herd, be they pregnant dams, small foals, or young mares and stallons e that big. from where you are from, d there are other big fufty ponies lke you, if after a few minutes of realy hard thinking, which prooves that the 'smarty friend must be some kind of unique mutation, he sees to have gotten an idea with "dat the futly ponies a and ask "why new n stay?" Twutties hewp twuttlies meanie mustas make twutties get big ouches, no can move. big heawt no do ds. no iz good wufty when make new twend go way you aww stupid wuffiest big heawt sary fake wuttynew twend go 'way big heawt am smawty fwend smawty wend say sumthin', an fwufies do wha smawty fwend says dat awways sof he commands wadding spoed, and bucks your legs with a immediatoly aftfer that, the smarty friend's axpression changes to a face of droad, and he turns around as quickly as luffy ponies can, shaking vis bly and preparing to evade your counter-atack the 'smarty friend knows that fluffy ponies have no chance against humans the rest of the hard cies in horror, shnakn wh bg han t va ouchies to new wen ? ham t z big meane no z good poner nowi e big hoa㎡ -immediately, some fluitty ponies gather around you to make the pain go awary by hugging your legs g han tizmeare pona" meane heatm eouches no wke' i skeptically, mumbling why hooman twy wook wike twutty? why hooman say ouchies if big heewt no can make ouchies to hooman? hugs, and whimper that the 'smarty friend is a meanie fuffy pone, and that you don't know why he doesnt like you smarty friend leaves e hard visbly upsets h since you have done nothing to harm any fufty pony, he has to tolerate you ries to reliet the stress trom deaing with you by copulatingb make them too enthusiastic at pleasing him, which only makes him more upset nightfall comes, and the flutty ponies prepare to sleep by bunding together in a big ple of fut the 'smarty friend orders the flufty ponies to all "make poopies an peepee now. no make poopies an peepee wutties sweep. no good when no smeww pwetty no gud fo fwufty babehs they beg their own butts you toll them that they squeel and then complain about this method, but then thank you for helping them, and all hug you seeing this, the mares then ask you to heip "new good wend pwease make bebehs make poopie an peepee now soon all lully ponies except for a lerw want the flutty ponies cautously approaches you and asks "why hooman do dis? you no make ouchies to fwufies pway and give huggies to fwulties. wiry? whad hooman wan? the 'smarty friend concentrates on you, but the darkness does make him drowsy "D味hea t nevah make o chies to fends blg hea 1 am s amy n end big hee t wes ons we b g heen now oo man o ke many wu es d smaw y n end hooman make ouch s to twu es b heant nevah make ouchies he defiantly returns of your fluffy pony mask after a s hour and start cleaning it and see quickly the flully pories all ask their smarty friend' why he woke them doesn't answer, and just grimmly watches you sleep, except the smarty friand' who by sheer wilpower tries to stay awake, ready for the moment you will assault the herd you continue cleaning the mask and eating again after the flutly ponies area all snoozng herd this tme, knowing that you can easly fool them agan the 'smarty friend is staggering. trying to desperatly keep his eyes open the next morming dawns they cheer up that it does only smell a litte bad, and hug each anothe s y friend's posse kee s watch fo truders and predators while the rest of the y ponies babble unintel!リ ly biow aspbernes swallow gras es ust aro nd play hide n tront and close ther eyes with you h 00 h another o ke special hugs f the θ es, em ey ther o ver e ons of a man are unne, and ha ver er stu" numy ponies leeping soundly grve the fully ponies are confused about "smawty fwend have nummies? "fwultly wan nummies get nummies fwom smanty fwend? pretend that the 'smarty friend was munching on something very sweet that ha didnt want to share, buit you found somo proof the ittle greedy fluffba the luty ponies thet aready had some sugar ask for more the other futty ponies that didn't get any also beg for it because the others are begging tell them that was a had, and only smarty friend, who s very tired, and they say ℉wuffors wan nummn s smaaty fwend pwease gro n mmies wike bofowe, "wan tasty nummy pwnase shawe' whew num m s? because the 'smarty friand doesn't know what the fluffy ponies are asking him about, and he wants to sleep, ho tols them to loarve him alona ies to walk away and find another place to sleep like a sttle shoulder devil, you now suggest to the fufty ponies that the 'smarty friend' is trying to keep all the good stuit for himself, and doesn't want to share a that he's going constant pushing and waking up makes him get very annoyed whanever it seems that the fluffy ponies might soon lose interest and forget about the sugar, you whip them up by talling them ance more that the smarty friand wil keop all the nummies for himself and that nofiuty will over got the sweet-tasting nummy again the flufly ponies all e09 the flully pories wuffies eat gwassies. nummies in bad pwace many foxy-munstas an biwdy mustas dewe",most lbely refering to some berries the futty ponies are getting whipped up more and more by your suggestion all the flufty ponies start puting up their cheeks at him and demand that he gives out the mummies Ow twuties make ouchies to meanie smaty fwend you influence them to say wuffies make ouchies to meanie smawty fwend" they repeat the'smarty is trusted nd domand must keep you escalale the situation by simply pushing a fulty pony forward, who stumbles into another fluffy pony in front of it, who does the same to another flully pony, and this one is pushed forward into the face of one of the 'smarty friends trusted relaners the flutly ponies nibble, push, stomp, slap with their bny wings or ram their blunt horns into their opponents, mostly just attacking the flu a fufty pony back, or pul all the legs and the tai in every direction, which causes immense pain ufty pony being used as a impromptu tug-of-war rope get torn off, and the flufly pony if not fortuniale to having been killed before, slowly dies a miserable death, unless its weak skull gets stomped by a dozen tiry Buffy hooves the 'smarty friand kicks directly into the legs of its enemies to cripple them, and then stomps with its forelegs right into the eyes of the flufty ponies lying down, blinding them, or even cracking their skulls a fluffy pony the 'smarty friend' is a fluffified ittle death god, murdering flulty ponies in a senseless bout of violence one by one soon only few of the insurrecting flufty ponies remain the 'smarty friend is ready to allack you, when a sense of sel-preservation kicks quickly let it mount a the adrenaine rush now goes away, and the 'smarty friand looks around what happened only the bloated pregnant dams that cant move on their own remain together with the smarty friend meny mares mud battle with the heightened adrenaline rush and the Sufty testosterone he recelved is too much body histhe baWhyisgroun his body stops moving forever yeling that al the other fuitly ponies made was about, but they want a part suddonly somothing rustles the immoble bals of fluff shniek for help as loud as they can only other predators, like crows, ravens, badgers, weasel, attracted by the smell of flufty pony blood and the sheepish cries soon all corpses are assaled by predators, and the bloaled lully ponies are ealen alive the wild animals leasing upon the fully dams and the fluffy foals that were stil gestaing inside of them draft from a the cremated remains of a great flufty pony leader that the flufty ponies were given, but didn't prove worthy of having

be a lone wolf traveing on your harley, helping peopie flutty pomy problems reports indicate that the feral Suffy pony herd actually tries to stay but whenever wild animals decimate the herd or food gets scarce, they seek refuge in the 1own, scavenging for trash, or eatng fower beds and raiding small gardens until their numbers become big enough again you are asked to help them get rid of the herd of Seral flufly ponies squickly thanks to once you see tham, you sneakily approach them with your always reliable fufty pony mask disguise frst σ you answer them back in their imited speech, sarying that you a a new triend and you want to join them a flully pony it yells "Fwumesl Wunl Meanie Hooman Munstal Make aches to FwuhesI Wunl" this comes from a blue and beige colored male oarth pony the herd instantly panics and screams about Nuuul Meanie Two wegged Munstas Make Ouchie the flutty ponies immediately run, respectively waddle "No Wanna Ouchiesr Sma ty F en Wrad F uffies Do before being ordered by that ful y por y drection the male eerth flufty pony is showing with one of its front legs look around, wondening if some other people are also hare the fluty pony herd is meanwhle wadding awary, but not at top speed, as there is a group of bloated pregnant fufty dams with too stubby ittle legs that cannot touch the ground needing to be helped by attending mares, ether pushing them or even rolling them together with the herd, with the foals fearfully crying and hudding the mares the fact that these fufty ponies are ignoring you whle atentively trying to spot any intruding humans gives you the assurance that your disguise is holding they fearfully babble about "whew meanie munsta? "gwassy hoof no wike hoomant "cuty -whle you stand around, searching for any other humens the 'smarty friend claims to have seen, you are ordered by a mele fufty unicom to new fwendl hewp momma wumiesi giwl Twufies no can make momma wutties go fastl new fwulfty hewpl seeing no other human except yourself here at this place, you shrug with your shoulders and just geny bumb a bloated pregnent dam Ike a bal, repeebing this whenever the pregnant dam stops rolling or rols slightly new fwend make fwutty the 'smarty friend stops, locks back, and then suddenly cries agan Nuuul Meanie Hooman Munsta Fowwow Fwuffies you and the flufty ponies al turn your heads to see where the human is the 'smarty triand is crying about with your cunning disguise you conclude thet the 'smarty friend just yels Wookl Wookd Munsta Make Mumie Fwutly Ouchiel Hewp Mummie Fwufty the male earth pony 'smarty friend is pointing at you s aright with that some then look behind whew meanie munsta, smawty fwend?" they al ask him waddles to you, putting his cheek, and says go weary, hoomanl twutties go way too wutfies no make oopsies ow take 'way hooman stuft, we good twutfies no wan ouchies twom hoomans, and no give ouchies to hoomans. pwease go way wutties behave no one get ouchies dad good to twutfies an hooman you don't beliave there is a flutty pony the 'smarty friand' is actualy smart enough to see that you're a human, wearing only a flutty pony mask as a disguise who saw through your disguise big hea t whew meanie h--- ans? spa k y no see meanie hoorman wit wo wn e no see meere homan u p e am sca we whew munsta~ nku berwy no wan WLn Θg es make ouchies en wun they ask him whole time and asks agan to the herd why no see? dat hoomanl you no see hooman twy wook wike twuffy? hooman pewhaps twy make ouchies to fwutfies wutfies must make hooman go wayl fwuttioes bewiove big heawt wight? herd wuffiesl dad why big big heaut arm smanty fwend big heavt say f uffies make hooman h y wook wi e fwuffy go ay make fake futy go way· it orders 10 the herd tr ng Io make the situation clear to them why big heawt say new fwend iz hooman? "am hungwy wan nummiesr "why weggies no wun? fwutfies make poopies now? wufTy make peepee now?" they randomly babble at him the 'smarty friend shakes its head after realizing that nofutly in the herd is believing him very hard whle he is thinking. the flufty pony herd is now restarting their activity they did before their 'smarty friend made them they chase each another, run around, swalow some grass, feed their young hug, play hide in front and close your eyes, empty their bowel contents on the spot, give special hugs, blow raspbemes some futy ponies also ask you if the other stuff flufty ponies do whan in when they play hide and seek, you pretend that you dont see them when they μst close their eyes, which makes you the favorit: to pick n game when having to chase them, you make extremely slow movements so that they c it's quite fortunate that you only use cheap workshoes and pants they first cry in feer, but then are overjoyed when seeing al the other fufty pories being below them head, rub their bellies, and let yourself get hugged at your legs with their filth-caked bodies eral fluttly pony herd, be they pregnant dams, small foals, or young mares and stallons e that big. from where you are from, d there are other big fufty ponies lke you, if after a few minutes of realy hard thinking, which prooves that the 'smarty friend must be some kind of unique mutation, he sees to have gotten an idea with "dat the futly ponies a and ask "why new n stay?" Twutties hewp twuttlies meanie mustas make twutties get big ouches, no can move. big heawt no do ds. no iz good wufty when make new twend go way you aww stupid wuffiest big heawt sary fake wuttynew twend go 'way big heawt am smawty fwend smawty wend say sumthin', an fwufies do wha smawty fwend says dat awways sof he commands wadding spoed, and bucks your legs with a immediatoly aftfer that, the smarty friend's axpression changes to a face of droad, and he turns around as quickly as luffy ponies can, shaking vis bly and preparing to evade your counter-atack the 'smarty friend knows that fluffy ponies have no chance against humans the rest of the hard cies in horror, shnakn wh bg han t va ouchies to new wen ? ham t z big meane no z good poner nowi e big hoa㎡ -immediately, some fluitty ponies gather around you to make the pain go awary by hugging your legs g han tizmeare pona" meane heatm eouches no wke' i skeptically, mumbling why hooman twy wook wike twutty? why hooman say ouchies if big heewt no can make ouchies to hooman? hugs, and whimper that the 'smarty friend is a meanie fuffy pone, and that you don't know why he doesnt like you smarty friend leaves e hard visbly upsets h since you have done nothing to harm any fufty pony, he has to tolerate you ries to reliet the stress trom deaing with you by copulatingb make them too enthusiastic at pleasing him, which only makes him more upset nightfall comes, and the flutty ponies prepare to sleep by bunding together in a big ple of fut the 'smarty friend orders the flufty ponies to all "make poopies an peepee now. no make poopies an peepee wutties sweep. no good when no smeww pwetty no gud fo fwufty babehs they beg their own butts you toll them that they squeel and then complain about this method, but then thank you for helping them, and all hug you seeing this, the mares then ask you to heip "new good wend pwease make bebehs make poopie an peepee now soon all lully ponies except for a lerw want the flutty ponies cautously approaches you and asks "why hooman do dis? you no make ouchies to fwufies pway and give huggies to fwulties. wiry? whad hooman wan? the 'smarty friend concentrates on you, but the darkness does make him drowsy "D味hea t nevah make o chies to fends blg hea 1 am s amy n end big hee t wes ons we b g heen now oo man o ke many wu es d smaw y n end hooman make ouch s to twu es b heant nevah make ouchies he defiantly returns of your fluffy pony mask after a s hour and start cleaning it and see quickly the flully pories all ask their smarty friend' why he woke them doesn't answer, and just grimmly watches you sleep, except the smarty friand' who by sheer wilpower tries to stay awake, ready for the moment you will assault the herd you continue cleaning the mask and eating again after the flutly ponies area all snoozng herd this tme, knowing that you can easly fool them agan the 'smarty friend is staggering. trying to desperatly keep his eyes open the next morming dawns they cheer up that it does only smell a litte bad, and hug each anothe s y friend's posse kee s watch fo truders and predators while the rest of the y ponies babble unintel!リ ly biow aspbernes swallow gras es ust aro nd play hide n tront and close ther eyes with you h 00 h another o ke special hugs f the θ es, em ey ther o ver e ons of a man are unne, and ha ver er stu" numy ponies leeping soundly grve the fully ponies are confused about "smawty fwend have nummies? "fwultly wan nummies get nummies fwom smanty fwend? pretend that the 'smarty friend was munching on something very sweet that ha didnt want to share, buit you found somo proof the ittle greedy fluffba the luty ponies thet aready had some sugar ask for more the other futty ponies that didn't get any also beg for it because the others are begging tell them that was a had, and only smarty friend, who s very tired, and they say ℉wuffors wan nummn s smaaty fwend pwease gro n mmies wike bofowe, "wan tasty nummy pwnase shawe' whew num m s? because the 'smarty friand doesn't know what the fluffy ponies are asking him about, and he wants to sleep, ho tols them to loarve him alona ies to walk away and find another place to sleep like a sttle shoulder devil, you now suggest to the fufty ponies that the 'smarty friend' is trying to keep all the good stuit for himself, and doesn't want to share a that he's going constant pushing and waking up makes him get very annoyed whanever it seems that the fluffy ponies might soon lose interest and forget about the sugar, you whip them up by talling them ance more that the smarty friand wil keop all the nummies for himself and that nofiuty will over got the sweet-tasting nummy again the flufly ponies all e09 the flully pories wuffies eat gwassies. nummies in bad pwace many foxy-munstas an biwdy mustas dewe",most lbely refering to some berries the futty ponies are getting whipped up more and more by your suggestion all the flufty ponies start puting up their cheeks at him and demand that he gives out the mummies Ow twuties make ouchies to meanie smaty fwend you influence them to say wuffies make ouchies to meanie smawty fwend" they repeat the'smarty is trusted nd domand must keep you escalale the situation by simply pushing a fulty pony forward, who stumbles into another fluffy pony in front of it, who does the same to another flully pony, and this one is pushed forward into the face of one of the 'smarty friends trusted relaners the flutly ponies nibble, push, stomp, slap with their bny wings or ram their blunt horns into their opponents, mostly just attacking the flu a fufty pony back, or pul all the legs and the tai in every direction, which causes immense pain ufty pony being used as a impromptu tug-of-war rope get torn off, and the flufly pony if not fortuniale to having been killed before, slowly dies a miserable death, unless its weak skull gets stomped by a dozen tiry Buffy hooves the 'smarty friand kicks directly into the legs of its enemies to cripple them, and then stomps with its forelegs right into the eyes of the flufty ponies lying down, blinding them, or even cracking their skulls a fluffy pony the 'smarty friend' is a fluffified ittle death god, murdering flulty ponies in a senseless bout of violence one by one soon only few of the insurrecting flufty ponies remain the 'smarty friend is ready to allack you, when a sense of sel-preservation kicks quickly let it mount a the adrenaine rush now goes away, and the 'smarty friand looks around what happened only the bloated pregnant dams that cant move on their own remain together with the smarty friend meny mares mud battle with the heightened adrenaline rush and the Sufty testosterone he recelved is too much body histhe baWhyisgroun his body stops moving forever yeling that al the other fuitly ponies made was about, but they want a part suddonly somothing rustles the immoble bals of fluff shniek for help as loud as they can only other predators, like crows, ravens, badgers, weasel, attracted by the smell of flufty pony blood and the sheepish cries soon all corpses are assaled by predators, and the bloaled lully ponies are ealen alive the wild animals leasing upon the fully dams and the fluffy foals that were stil gestaing inside of them draft from a the cremated remains of a great flufty pony leader that the flufty ponies were given, but didn't prove worthy of having

living in the suburbs, you sometimes get stray fluffy ponies in your yard. >they nibble the grass and keep it short. no mowing = bonus plus their poop is amazing fertilizer >you have a dog already so you can't keep fluffy ponies but you like to watch them recently had a few of them get into your back yard. >this is a problem as your dog chases them and will try to kill them. >German Shepherds are m------------ you don't like to see the fluffies get hurt, but you can't have dogshit in the house fluffies have been sleeping under the back deck. you don't mind but the fluffy f---- take ten minutes to squeeze under the steps >you've taken to blowing an air horn to alert them before you release Jerry Lee yeah you named him after the dog in that Jim Belushi movie. so what? f--- you. >the air horn sends the fluffies scrambling under the porch. Jerry Lee does his thing >everythingscool.swf >but this is a world where fluffies exist. and you know damn well anything short of a padded room is a potential deathtrap >6 little fluffies, oh what a mess, living in your backyard, soon there'll be less >Victim #1, pink pegasus filly, fluffed up big because she's chilly >eating scraps out back, doesn't see the hawk. only feathers remain, barely even talked. >5 little fluffies, oh what a mess, living in your backyard, soon there'll be less >victim #2, blue pony of earth, dancing round your fish pond making lots of mirth. >slipped and fell hopping 'round, you weren't there to save him so the pony drowned >4 little fluffies, oh what a mess, living in your backyard, soon there'll be less >victim #3, purple pegasus colt, chasing Duke D------- von Squirrel, acting like a dolt. tried to jump a fence, caught on the top, disembowled himself, guts hanging down like slop >3 little fluffies, oh what a mess, living in your backyard, soon there'll be less >victim #4, pink earth mare, running round the yard, totally unaware neighbor's bull mastiff hopped the fence for fun, tore apart pinkie, now she's all done >2 little fluffies, oh what a mess, living in your backyard, soon there'll be less >victim #5, orange pegasus male, neighbor's kid has a .22, dad got it on sale >shoots poor pony through each eye, never knew what hit him. then he died. >1 little fluffy, oh what a mess, living in your backyard, soon there'll be less >victim #6, orange earth girly. scared and alone, hiding from squirrely >coax her out from the deck, give hugs and food, train doggy to love her, everything's good

living in the suburbs, you sometimes get stray fluffy ponies in your yard. >they nibble the grass and keep it short. no mowing = bonus plus their poop is amazing fertilizer >you have a dog already so you can't keep fluffy ponies but you like to watch them recently had a few of them get into your back yard. >this is a problem as your dog chases them and will try to kill them. >German Shepherds are m------------ you don't like to see the fluffies get hurt, but you can't have dogshit in the house fluffies have been sleeping under the back deck. you don't mind but the fluffy f---- take ten minutes to squeeze under the steps >you've taken to blowing an air horn to alert them before you release Jerry Lee yeah you named him after the dog in that Jim Belushi movie. so what? f--- you. >the air horn sends the fluffies scrambling under the porch. Jerry Lee does his thing >everythingscool.swf >but this is a world where fluffies exist. and you know damn well anything short of a padded room is a potential deathtrap >6 little fluffies, oh what a mess, living in your backyard, soon there'll be less >Victim #1, pink pegasus filly, fluffed up big because she's chilly >eating scraps out back, doesn't see the hawk. only feathers remain, barely even talked. >5 little fluffies, oh what a mess, living in your backyard, soon there'll be less >victim #2, blue pony of earth, dancing round your fish pond making lots of mirth. >slipped and fell hopping 'round, you weren't there to save him so the pony drowned >4 little fluffies, oh what a mess, living in your backyard, soon there'll be less >victim #3, purple pegasus colt, chasing Duke D------- von Squirrel, acting like a dolt. tried to jump a fence, caught on the top, disembowled himself, guts hanging down like slop >3 little fluffies, oh what a mess, living in your backyard, soon there'll be less >victim #4, pink earth mare, running round the yard, totally unaware neighbor's bull mastiff hopped the fence for fun, tore apart pinkie, now she's all done >2 little fluffies, oh what a mess, living in your backyard, soon there'll be less >victim #5, orange pegasus male, neighbor's kid has a .22, dad got it on sale >shoots poor pony through each eye, never knew what hit him. then he died. >1 little fluffy, oh what a mess, living in your backyard, soon there'll be less >victim #6, orange earth girly. scared and alone, hiding from squirrely >coax her out from the deck, give hugs and food, train doggy to love her, everything's good

>get your own fluffy pony >play with it for the whole day >have fun cuddle with the pony until it falls asleep >you go to bed too >wake up in the middle of the night >something fluffy is on your face, you can't breath it's the pony, it's lying on your face you try to pry it off it has wrapped its legs around you, it's not moving syou're suffocating >fluffy pony just tightens his grip syou start to lose consciousness >you try to reach your phone on the nighstand >pony anticipated that, he broke the phone first >fluff fills your throat as you desperately try to get air you pass out pony waits for a few minutes and checks your pulse syou're dead >pony gets off, wipes off his hoofprints, collects fallen off fluff and leaves the fluffy pony was actually an assassin >someone hired it to kill you the pony gets paid and moves on to find his next customer >police is stumped your murder will never be solved >nobody suspects the cute fluffy pony

>get your own fluffy pony >play with it for the whole day >have fun cuddle with the pony until it falls asleep >you go to bed too >wake up in the middle of the night >something fluffy is on your face, you can't breath it's the pony, it's lying on your face you try to pry it off it has wrapped its legs around you, it's not moving syou're suffocating >fluffy pony just tightens his grip syou start to lose consciousness >you try to reach your phone on the nighstand >pony anticipated that, he broke the phone first >fluff fills your throat as you desperately try to get air you pass out pony waits for a few minutes and checks your pulse syou're dead >pony gets off, wipes off his hoofprints, collects fallen off fluff and leaves the fluffy pony was actually an assassin >someone hired it to kill you the pony gets paid and moves on to find his next customer >police is stumped your murder will never be solved >nobody suspects the cute fluffy pony

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luffy pony] is eating from her bowl, smacking her little fluffy lips with her eager chowing down you try to ignore it as you drink your coffee and watch the news your fluffy pony finishes her food and climbs up on the couch >with her dirty hooves Get off the couch, [fluffy pony] she bounces her forelegs on your thigh "Wan pway ignoring your order, she hops into your lap knocking your cup and spilling your drink all over the armrest grabbing her by the scruff of her neck, she seems to have a fleeting memory of what happens next >she starts running in the air, "n-no sowwy-stick! Pwease daddy, no sow- syou toss her into her safety room and retrieve the broom swinging overhead, you bring the worn head down on her back >she yelps and tries to scamper away but you've lifted her off the ground like a spatula STUPID F------ PONY, THAT COUCH COST MORE THAN A HUNDRED OF YOU she's gibbering broken baby-talk about the implement of your wrath >you shove her teary-eyed face into the bristles, scraping back and forth THAT COFFEE? THREE OF YOU! THE SORRY STICK IS WORTH FIVE! you hold her up by the tail and start jabbing her soft belly with the wooden handle AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU? >she's trying to speak through hiccuping terrified tears but stuttering too much to speak properly IS IT BECAUSE YOU DONT LOVE ME ENOUGH TO PAY ATTENTION? >"W-wuv! W-w-wuv daddy!" LIKE S--- YOU DO you drop the fluffy pony she immediately retreats to her little nest of blankets, hiding in the folds You're going to stay in here until I clean the coffee off, and dont expect play time today stepping over the plastic gate, you hear [fluffy pony] whimper "why sowwy-stick for twying huggies? >weeks after the coffee incident [fluffy pony] is the dumbest animal you've ever owned >doesn't remember why the you beat it with a broom, only that the broom isn't her "fwiend" she's been cowering every time you went in her safety pen, only crawling out of her nest after you've left syou take this a little more personally than is probably sane >she doesn't notice you as she rolls a ball around the her room with her nose when she does, it's back in the wad of blankets you reach in to pull her out and you hand comes out wet he's been pissing in her bed, and now you stuck your hand in you've had enough, and latch onto the nearest fluffy limb you can she doesn't even cry but tries to wriggle from you grip, mewling something unintelligible >without a word retrieve the broom >she actually shows genuine fear now and promptly pisses herself syou toss her up, and bat the fluffy ball into the backyard you get your garden hose, the lighter fluid, and your best lighter he whines pitiably as your spray her with freezing cold water from the hose, holding her face from the stream roughly still sopping wet, you hold her tightly as you burn her little blankets covered in stars and little bunnies I'm done >"Sowwy daddy Not anymore, you little turd. You're going to someone else's problem. you dry her off with a clean-ish towel and back into the pen >drop her off at the adoption center without feeding her the very next day, buy a dog

luffy pony] is eating from her bowl, smacking her little fluffy lips with her eager chowing down you try to ignore it as you drink your coffee and watch the news your fluffy pony finishes her food and climbs up on the couch >with her dirty hooves Get off the couch, [fluffy pony] she bounces her forelegs on your thigh "Wan pway ignoring your order, she hops into your lap knocking your cup and spilling your drink all over the armrest grabbing her by the scruff of her neck, she seems to have a fleeting memory of what happens next >she starts running in the air, "n-no sowwy-stick! Pwease daddy, no sow- syou toss her into her safety room and retrieve the broom swinging overhead, you bring the worn head down on her back >she yelps and tries to scamper away but you've lifted her off the ground like a spatula STUPID F------ PONY, THAT COUCH COST MORE THAN A HUNDRED OF YOU she's gibbering broken baby-talk about the implement of your wrath >you shove her teary-eyed face into the bristles, scraping back and forth THAT COFFEE? THREE OF YOU! THE SORRY STICK IS WORTH FIVE! you hold her up by the tail and start jabbing her soft belly with the wooden handle AM I GETTING THROUGH TO YOU? >she's trying to speak through hiccuping terrified tears but stuttering too much to speak properly IS IT BECAUSE YOU DONT LOVE ME ENOUGH TO PAY ATTENTION? >"W-wuv! W-w-wuv daddy!" LIKE S--- YOU DO you drop the fluffy pony she immediately retreats to her little nest of blankets, hiding in the folds You're going to stay in here until I clean the coffee off, and dont expect play time today stepping over the plastic gate, you hear [fluffy pony] whimper "why sowwy-stick for twying huggies? >weeks after the coffee incident [fluffy pony] is the dumbest animal you've ever owned >doesn't remember why the you beat it with a broom, only that the broom isn't her "fwiend" she's been cowering every time you went in her safety pen, only crawling out of her nest after you've left syou take this a little more personally than is probably sane >she doesn't notice you as she rolls a ball around the her room with her nose when she does, it's back in the wad of blankets you reach in to pull her out and you hand comes out wet he's been pissing in her bed, and now you stuck your hand in you've had enough, and latch onto the nearest fluffy limb you can she doesn't even cry but tries to wriggle from you grip, mewling something unintelligible >without a word retrieve the broom >she actually shows genuine fear now and promptly pisses herself syou toss her up, and bat the fluffy ball into the backyard you get your garden hose, the lighter fluid, and your best lighter he whines pitiably as your spray her with freezing cold water from the hose, holding her face from the stream roughly still sopping wet, you hold her tightly as you burn her little blankets covered in stars and little bunnies I'm done >"Sowwy daddy Not anymore, you little turd. You're going to someone else's problem. you dry her off with a clean-ish towel and back into the pen >drop her off at the adoption center without feeding her the very next day, buy a dog

A new shipment of abandorted fluffy ponies came into the orphanage today >They were shipped in a cardboard box >They were all beaming up at you and babbling in unison when you opened the box to let them out >You dumped them on the floor, where they landed in an adorable pile >You used the standard push broom to move them into the fluffy pony pen >The smell of spaghetti, vomit, and fluffy feces hits you >You push the fluffy ponies in >They're all saying things like "eewww or "NO SMELL PRETTY >The old ponies all go excitedly over to meet the new arrivals >As is fluffy pony custom, they start cuddling with each other, smearing the vomit, urine, spaghetti and feces all over the new arrivals >You toss the slightly deflated ball into the pen >PWAY TIME YAY they scream as they descend on the ball >You grab one of those long pool nets to scoop out the fresh corpses before they start to rot Seven died today >You stuff them into a garbage bag and throwt >You grab a five gallon bucket and fill it with the lunchtime spaghetti, before haphazardly tossing it into the pen All the fluffy ponies thanked you and told you they loved you so much 0

A new shipment of abandorted fluffy ponies came into the orphanage today >They were shipped in a cardboard box >They were all beaming up at you and babbling in unison when you opened the box to let them out >You dumped them on the floor, where they landed in an adorable pile >You used the standard push broom to move them into the fluffy pony pen >The smell of spaghetti, vomit, and fluffy feces hits you >You push the fluffy ponies in >They're all saying things like "eewww or "NO SMELL PRETTY >The old ponies all go excitedly over to meet the new arrivals >As is fluffy pony custom, they start cuddling with each other, smearing the vomit, urine, spaghetti and feces all over the new arrivals >You toss the slightly deflated ball into the pen >PWAY TIME YAY they scream as they descend on the ball >You grab one of those long pool nets to scoop out the fresh corpses before they start to rot Seven died today >You stuff them into a garbage bag and throwt >You grab a five gallon bucket and fill it with the lunchtime spaghetti, before haphazardly tossing it into the pen All the fluffy ponies thanked you and told you they loved you so much 0

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