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They have a point

According to science alcohol is a solution.
According to science alcohol is a solution.

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Their rules...

NO SKIN SOUL SERVICE CONCEPT 1-800-325-252 WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO SKELETONS NO GHOULS OR WRAITHS ALLOWED ON THIS PROPERTY
NO SKIN SOUL SERVICE CONCEPT 1-800-325-252 WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO SKELETONS NO GHOULS OR WRAITHS ALLOWED ON THIS PROPERTY

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Don't even worry about it

IT'S OKAY TO EAT A WHOLE PIZZA BY YOURSELF Say Cheese!
IT'S OKAY TO EAT A WHOLE PIZZA BY YOURSELF Say Cheese!

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So excited

LANDSCAPE OPEN NOW SPRING IS HERE IM SO EXCITED IWET MY PLANTS
LANDSCAPE OPEN NOW SPRING IS HERE IM SO EXCITED IWET MY PLANTS

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Just a reminder

IF YOU'RE DRINKING TO FORGET. PLEASE PAY IN ADVANCE
IF YOU'RE DRINKING TO FORGET. PLEASE PAY IN ADVANCE

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Thrift store lovers

YOU ARE A THRIFT STORE AHOLIC IF YOU LOOK FOR THRIFT STORES ON VACATION
YOU ARE A THRIFT STORE AHOLIC IF YOU LOOK FOR THRIFT STORES ON VACATION

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You've been warned

We can fight at this location so think before you speak POPEYES LOUISIANA KITCHEN + @kvantaydevan
We can fight at this location so think before you speak POPEYES LOUISIANA KITCHEN + @kvantaydevan

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Arrrr

"DRINKING RUM BEFORE 10 AM MAKES YOU A PIRATE, NOT AN ALCOHOLIC
"DRINKING RUM BEFORE 10 AM MAKES YOU A PIRATE, NOT AN ALCOHOLIC

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Whatever

کده WHATEVER just wash your hands.
کده WHATEVER just wash your hands.

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Alrighty then

WE GUARANTEE FAST SERVICE NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES
WE GUARANTEE FAST SERVICE NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES

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So disappointing

NEW LOOK BEAUTY SALON I WANT TO GROW MY OWN FOOD BUT I CANT FIND BACON SEEDS WallingfordSign.com f
NEW LOOK BEAUTY SALON I WANT TO GROW MY OWN FOOD BUT I CANT FIND BACON SEEDS WallingfordSign.com f

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Cake is safety

SKINNY PEOPLE ARE EASIER TO KIDNAP. STAY SAFE EAT CAKE.
SKINNY PEOPLE ARE EASIER TO KIDNAP. STAY SAFE EAT CAKE.

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Raisins have their place... it's not in a cookie though

RAISIN COOKIES THAT LOOK LIKE CHOC CHIP ARE THE MAIN REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES
RAISIN COOKIES THAT LOOK LIKE CHOC CHIP ARE THE MAIN REASON I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

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Fair enough

IF IT'S IN STOCK WE HAVE IT! 2430
IF IT'S IN STOCK WE HAVE IT! 2430

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It's just too hard

THE AMOUNT OF PPL WHO CONF USE "TO" AND "TOO" IS AMAZING TWO ME
THE AMOUNT OF PPL WHO CONF USE "TO" AND "TOO" IS AMAZING TWO ME

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Pretty accurate

HUMANS ARE 90% WATER BASICALLY CUCUMBERS WITH ANXIETY ROY'S GENERAL STORE HENTSCHEL HARDWARE 963 E. Hammond Rd. 3 Mile Rd. Traverse City, Mi.49686 facebook.com/RoysGeneralStore
HUMANS ARE 90% WATER BASICALLY CUCUMBERS WITH ANXIETY ROY'S GENERAL STORE HENTSCHEL HARDWARE 963 E. Hammond Rd. 3 Mile Rd. Traverse City, Mi.49686 facebook.com/RoysGeneralStore

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Please do

OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN GENTLEMEN Your aim will help. Stand closer; It's shorter than you think. LADIES Please remain seated for the entire performance.
OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN GENTLEMEN Your aim will help. Stand closer; It's shorter than you think. LADIES Please remain seated for the entire performance.

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You don't say

This product contains peanuts.
This product contains peanuts.

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Someone decipher this

No matter how I read this sign, I still have questions. CARPET YOUR WHOLE FOR ONLY $99 Welcome
No matter how I read this sign, I still have questions. CARPET YOUR WHOLE FOR ONLY $99 Welcome

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They make a point

BEFORE WE WORK ON ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE WHY DONT WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT NATURAL STUPIDITY
BEFORE WE WORK ON ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE WHY DONT WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT NATURAL STUPIDITY

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