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EGGS BACON COCAINE We Have 2 of the 3 Come into find out which
EGGS BACON COCAINE We Have 2 of the 3 Come into find out which

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Too many restrictions

NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE! ALSO... No Smoking No Food or Drink No Canadian Street Slang No Unicycles No Drum Circles No Business Casual No Floating, Sentient Glow Cubes Sent From the Future to Kill Me No Mariachi Bands No Conversations That Involve the Word "Brunch" No Horses (Yes, even if they are wearing shirts and shoes) No Invading Mongol Hordes (Yes, even if they aren't on horses) No Wood Nymphs (Sea nymphs okay) No My Neighbor Named Keith Who Stole My Trash Bin (Yes, Keith, I know it was you!) No Up-Close Street Magic No Tap Dancing No Three Raccoons in a Trench Coat Trying to Trick Me obvious plant
NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE! ALSO... No Smoking No Food or Drink No Canadian Street Slang No Unicycles No Drum Circles No Business Casual No Floating, Sentient Glow Cubes Sent From the Future to Kill Me No Mariachi Bands No Conversations That Involve the Word "Brunch" No Horses (Yes, even if they are wearing shirts and shoes) No Invading Mongol Hordes (Yes, even if they aren't on horses) No Wood Nymphs (Sea nymphs okay) No My Neighbor Named Keith Who Stole My Trash Bin (Yes, Keith, I know it was you!) No Up-Close Street Magic No Tap Dancing No Three Raccoons in a Trench Coat Trying to Trick Me obvious plant

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We really should

WESTVALE PLAZA 1-5- BEFORE WE WORK ON ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE WHY DONT WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT NATURAL STUPIDITY?
WESTVALE PLAZA 1-5- BEFORE WE WORK ON ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCE WHY DONT WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT NATURAL STUPIDITY?

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Facts

BEER RAIN
BEER RAIN

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I like it

Made-up word of the week... de Verde CLOSED FOR REMODELATION
Made-up word of the week... de Verde CLOSED FOR REMODELATION

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Hmmm...

DO REGULAR DOGS SEE POLICE DOGS AND THINK. OH NO. ITS A COP"? COOPER TIRES J & M TIRE TREET ECOMM Kreve Law DRANES TIRES OIL CHANGE
DO REGULAR DOGS SEE POLICE DOGS AND THINK. OH NO. ITS A COP"? COOPER TIRES J & M TIRE TREET ECOMM Kreve Law DRANES TIRES OIL CHANGE

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Don't sneeze, either

CROWN TROPHY SIGNS By CROWFY LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE UNLESS YOU HAVE DIARRHEA 301-870-0223 crowntrophy.com
CROWN TROPHY SIGNS By CROWFY LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE UNLESS YOU HAVE DIARRHEA 301-870-0223 crowntrophy.com

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Wait a second...

Absolutely No Clothing OR Footwear is Allowed in Garden Center IN EMERGENCY PUSH TO OPEN
Absolutely No Clothing OR Footwear is Allowed in Garden Center IN EMERGENCY PUSH TO OPEN

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A very wise doctor

A WISE DOCTOR ONCE WROTE Here sen M m LIVE HERE
A WISE DOCTOR ONCE WROTE Here sen M m LIVE HERE

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If Earth was flat...

BOSE IF THE EARTH WAS FLAT CATS WOULD PUSH EVERYTHING OFF THE EDGE. ECLOSED THE DIVE D V E VAPE
BOSE IF THE EARTH WAS FLAT CATS WOULD PUSH EVERYTHING OFF THE EDGE. ECLOSED THE DIVE D V E VAPE

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Lawn care

Lindstrom Travel WE MOW OUR LAWN WISH OUR NEIGHBORS WOULD DO THE SAME 398-8888
Lindstrom Travel WE MOW OUR LAWN WISH OUR NEIGHBORS WOULD DO THE SAME 398-8888

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Woohoo

Win a Free Ride in a Police Car just by shoplifting from this store. Lucky winners can also get their name in the newspaper for their family and friends to see! Make Mom & Dad proud!
Win a Free Ride in a Police Car just by shoplifting from this store. Lucky winners can also get their name in the newspaper for their family and friends to see! Make Mom & Dad proud!

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Try harder

WE AIM TO PLEASE. YOU AIM TOO, PLEASE. Jaquar
WE AIM TO PLEASE. YOU AIM TOO, PLEASE. Jaquar

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A little vacation

HOLA AREPA CUSTOMER PARKING ONLY PLEASE PULL YOUR CAR FORWARD COMPLETELY IF YOU AREN'T CURRENTLY INSIDE HOLA AREPA, YOUR CAR WILL GO ON A LITTLE VACATION TO: WRECKER TOWING
HOLA AREPA CUSTOMER PARKING ONLY PLEASE PULL YOUR CAR FORWARD COMPLETELY IF YOU AREN'T CURRENTLY INSIDE HOLA AREPA, YOUR CAR WILL GO ON A LITTLE VACATION TO: WRECKER TOWING

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Like, everyone was?

T REALLY DOUBT EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING WHITEROCK-SELF STORAGE.COM GEO
T REALLY DOUBT EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING WHITEROCK-SELF STORAGE.COM GEO

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Never again

I DUSTED ONCE IT CAME BACK I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN
I DUSTED ONCE IT CAME BACK I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN

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Uh oh

THE INVENTOR OF AUTOCORRECT DIED THE FUNNEL WILL BE HELD TOMATO
THE INVENTOR OF AUTOCORRECT DIED THE FUNNEL WILL BE HELD TOMATO

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They're unwritten

DINER THE TWO UNWRITTEN RULES OF LIFE 1. 2.
DINER THE TWO UNWRITTEN RULES OF LIFE 1. 2.

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The very last thing

OUTLET A GUY TRIED TO SELL ME A COFFIN TODAY I TOLD HIM THAT'S THE LAST THING I NEED 12251
OUTLET A GUY TRIED TO SELL ME A COFFIN TODAY I TOLD HIM THAT'S THE LAST THING I NEED 12251

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Look closely

the NAKED truth about our WAITRESSES is they only FLIRT WITH YOU Edinburghs Oldest 800. to get better tips THE M Est. WHITE HART 1516 INN
the NAKED truth about our WAITRESSES is they only FLIRT WITH YOU Edinburghs Oldest 800. to get better tips THE M Est. WHITE HART 1516 INN

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