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File: 1340117002183.ipg-(23 KB, 258x376, zimmer.jpg) Anonymous (ID: ri+S/c9I) 06/19/12(Tue)10:43:22 No.407103436 HI, IM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD CANT RESIST MY PLOW AND ID LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY KIT YOU'LL LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS...I GUARANTEE IT IN NEW YORK CITY, BORN AND RAISED POLISHING MY PISTOL'S HOW I SPENT MY DAYS FINGERING, TINKERING, TOUCHING UP MY TOOL CLEANING IT AND MAKING ALL THE LOVELY LADIES DROOL WHEN SUPERMAN FELL FROM THE SKIES ABOVE, SAID, "I CAN PWN YOUR PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR OF LOVE". SO I GAVE HIM A TASTE OF MY PILE-DRIVING PLEXUS AND REALIZED, "I SHOULD MAKE MEN'S SUITS IN TEXAS" I HAILED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR IT HAD A STICKER THAT SAID "OBJECTS SMALLER IN MIRROR".「SADTO THE CABBIE "I CAN PROVE THAT WRONG!" SO I SHOWED THE GOOD SIR MY SIZABLE SCHLONG IT VERILY WAS A SIGHT THAT HE JUST COULDNT QUIT AND THATS WHEN FIRST PROCLAIMED "I GUARANTEE ITT" I PULLED UP TO MY MANSION WITH A TRUCK OF WOMEN AND GAVE THEM ALL A TASTE OF MY OMNIPOTENT SEMEN LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM AND KNEW I WOULD FIT AND THATS HOW I CAME TO SAY, "I GUARANTEE IT!" Ps Anonymous (ID: 9qz80m1d) 06/19/12(Tue)10:44:54 No.407103603 File: 1340117094828.ipg-(7 KB, 207x155, opnotafag.jpg) TODAY OP WAS NOT A F-----
File: 1340117002183.ipg-(23 KB, 258x376, zimmer.jpg) Anonymous (ID: ri+S/c9I) 06/19/12(Tue)10:43:22 No.407103436 HI, IM GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW EVERY PERSON IN THIS WORLD CANT RESIST MY PLOW AND ID LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY KIT YOU'LL LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS...I GUARANTEE IT IN NEW YORK CITY, BORN AND RAISED POLISHING MY PISTOL'S HOW I SPENT MY DAYS FINGERING, TINKERING, TOUCHING UP MY TOOL CLEANING IT AND MAKING ALL THE LOVELY LADIES DROOL WHEN SUPERMAN FELL FROM THE SKIES ABOVE, SAID, "I CAN PWN YOUR PURPLE-HELMETED WARRIOR OF LOVE". SO I GAVE HIM A TASTE OF MY PILE-DRIVING PLEXUS AND REALIZED, "I SHOULD MAKE MEN'S SUITS IN TEXAS" I HAILED FOR A CAB AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR IT HAD A STICKER THAT SAID "OBJECTS SMALLER IN MIRROR".「SADTO THE CABBIE "I CAN PROVE THAT WRONG!" SO I SHOWED THE GOOD SIR MY SIZABLE SCHLONG IT VERILY WAS A SIGHT THAT HE JUST COULDNT QUIT AND THATS WHEN FIRST PROCLAIMED "I GUARANTEE ITT" I PULLED UP TO MY MANSION WITH A TRUCK OF WOMEN AND GAVE THEM ALL A TASTE OF MY OMNIPOTENT SEMEN LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM AND KNEW I WOULD FIT AND THATS HOW I CAME TO SAY, "I GUARANTEE IT!" Ps Anonymous (ID: 9qz80m1d) 06/19/12(Tue)10:44:54 No.407103603 File: 1340117094828.ipg-(7 KB, 207x155, opnotafag.jpg) TODAY OP WAS NOT A F-----

George Zimmer / I Guarantee It

GEORGE ZIMMER ENCYCLOPAEDIA DRAMATICA FGS-FDS [ DIVINE-BEAST] Founder and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse store chain No one can match his infinite masculinity. I guarantee it. ATK/ 1337 DEF/ H4x 999505641 01948 M0OT
GEORGE ZIMMER ENCYCLOPAEDIA DRAMATICA FGS-FDS [ DIVINE-BEAST] Founder and CEO of the Men's Wearhouse store chain No one can match his infinite masculinity. I guarantee it. ATK/ 1337 DEF/ H4x 999505641 01948 M0OT

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Hl... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER-FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF ASHLEE - HER SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. SHE WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY mousecock kyledbk Yellow toothed, c--- sucking troll. PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT Just wait till she finds out what aOVER AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED c--- sucker l am I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY I GUARANTEE IT 10-25-2004, 09:07 AM
Hl... I'M GEORGE ZIMMER-FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF ASHLEE - HER SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. SHE WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY mousecock kyledbk Yellow toothed, c--- sucking troll. PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT Just wait till she finds out what aOVER AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED c--- sucker l am I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY I GUARANTEE IT 10-25-2004, 09:07 AM

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File 1136424660.jpg-(4 KB, 106x133) 厂GOERGE-ZIMMER Anonymous 01/04/06(Wed)20:31 No.4199834 Reply] HI. IM GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOU BETTER START PRACTICING WITH 2 LITER COKE BOTTLES BEFORE YOU RECEIVE MY EXUBERANT EPIDERMAL CORDAGE. MY AMPLE HEAD TEEMING WITH MAN HOOCH IS SO COLOSSAL THAT GOD TRIPS OVER IT. I GUARANTEE IT
File 1136424660.jpg-(4 KB, 106x133) 厂GOERGE-ZIMMER Anonymous 01/04/06(Wed)20:31 No.4199834 Reply] HI. IM GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. YOU BETTER START PRACTICING WITH 2 LITER COKE BOTTLES BEFORE YOU RECEIVE MY EXUBERANT EPIDERMAL CORDAGE. MY AMPLE HEAD TEEMING WITH MAN HOOCH IS SO COLOSSAL THAT GOD TRIPS OVER IT. I GUARANTEE IT

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bARKEN VNTO THEE FOR I AM GEOR GE ZIMMER PROGENITOR AND KING OF TbE MENS COTTAGE OF WEARE VERILy DID 1 BEROLDEST STROLL PASTE My DOMAINE A COMELY LASS OF ABVNDANT FRONTAL CBARMS ThROVGh MY SVIT OF RAKISh VESTMENTS DID My WRITING LOIN SERPENT SVRGE TAKING NO bEED OF YON TROLLOPS FLINSY GARB BEFORE SVNDERING The DELICATE FOLDES OF bER MAIDENHEADE YEA DID SbE bOWLE AS DROVE My ROYALE SCEPTRE INTO BER PALACE DOORS LIKE A TbROBBING BATTERING RAM OF LVST THEN STABBED My OWNE EXCALIBVR FAR a FORSOOTh DID bER ANCESTORES EYES EXPELL FROM THEIR SOCKETTES VERILy DID MY SPIRE ERVPT TO LOOSE ITS TORRENT OF MAN POR RIDGE OVER ATLANTIS AND丁bVS SINKING IT TO THE DEPTBS OF ThE SEA , 暴 .1 ASSVRE TASE OF LT

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GEORGE ZIMMER 07/19/05(Tue)20:22 No.1899292 File: 1121822535.ipg-(3 KB. 150x150, EBGGZ.ipg) HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT IF YOU PUT ANYTHING LONGER THAN 8 INCHES INTO SOMEONE'S RECTUM, IT CAN LEAD TO A FATAL INFECTION. THAT IS WHY I AM ON THE RUN, AS I HAVE KILLED THOUSANDS WITH MY MONOLITHIC MEAT JAVELIN. INCLUDED IN THAT LIST OF CORNHOLING CASUALTIES IS YOUR KID SISTER. I WAS IN YOUR HOUSE THE OTHER DAY, SCROUNGING FOR SCRAPS OF FOOD TO MAINTAIN MY INCREDIBLE MAN-BONE, WHEN SHE CAME IN LOOKING FOR PICKLES. IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE I WAS BEHIND HER, AND WITHOUT BOTHERING TO TEAR OFF HER TIGHT SPANDEX PANTS, I SHOVED MY GARGANTUAN SPERM-RIFLE SO DEEP INTO HER, YOUR DEAD CAVEMEN ANCESTORS SCREAMED IN AGONY IN A FEW MOMENTSI HAD FILLED HER GUTS, AND THE SINK AND MOST OF THE FLOOR WITH MY POTENT D----SEED. ONCE I PRIED YOUR SISTER OFF MY LOVE SAUSAGE, I USED IT TO CRUSH YOUR DOG, AND WADDLED OUT OF YOUR HOME NON-CHALANTLY DESTROYING THE DOORFRAME WITH MY SPHERICAL SPERM -FACTORIES. I GUARANTEE IT
GEORGE ZIMMER 07/19/05(Tue)20:22 No.1899292 File: 1121822535.ipg-(3 KB. 150x150, EBGGZ.ipg) HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. IT'S A WELL KNOWN FACT THAT IF YOU PUT ANYTHING LONGER THAN 8 INCHES INTO SOMEONE'S RECTUM, IT CAN LEAD TO A FATAL INFECTION. THAT IS WHY I AM ON THE RUN, AS I HAVE KILLED THOUSANDS WITH MY MONOLITHIC MEAT JAVELIN. INCLUDED IN THAT LIST OF CORNHOLING CASUALTIES IS YOUR KID SISTER. I WAS IN YOUR HOUSE THE OTHER DAY, SCROUNGING FOR SCRAPS OF FOOD TO MAINTAIN MY INCREDIBLE MAN-BONE, WHEN SHE CAME IN LOOKING FOR PICKLES. IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE I WAS BEHIND HER, AND WITHOUT BOTHERING TO TEAR OFF HER TIGHT SPANDEX PANTS, I SHOVED MY GARGANTUAN SPERM-RIFLE SO DEEP INTO HER, YOUR DEAD CAVEMEN ANCESTORS SCREAMED IN AGONY IN A FEW MOMENTSI HAD FILLED HER GUTS, AND THE SINK AND MOST OF THE FLOOR WITH MY POTENT D----SEED. ONCE I PRIED YOUR SISTER OFF MY LOVE SAUSAGE, I USED IT TO CRUSH YOUR DOG, AND WADDLED OUT OF YOUR HOME NON-CHALANTLY DESTROYING THE DOORFRAME WITH MY SPHERICAL SPERM -FACTORIES. I GUARANTEE IT

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GEORGE ZAMMER Ifa5QHd59bg 01/04/05(Tue)05:32 No.7712 File :1104870763.ipg-(3083 B, 80x106) HI... IM GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHEN I TELL A WOMANILOVE HER, IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO PITCH HOT, PIERCING JETS OF CREAMY BABY HOLLANDAISE ALL OVER HER TTS AND FACE, WIPE SOME UP WITH MY BEER CAN SIZED C--- HEAD AND SLAP HER IN THE FACE WITH MY MEATY LOG. I GAVE SOME W---- A BLACK EYE ONCE THAT WAY. I BOUGHT HER AN EYE PATCH AND F----- HER ASS RED. I GUARANTEE IT.
GEORGE ZAMMER Ifa5QHd59bg 01/04/05(Tue)05:32 No.7712 File :1104870763.ipg-(3083 B, 80x106) HI... IM GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. WHEN I TELL A WOMANILOVE HER, IT'S ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO PITCH HOT, PIERCING JETS OF CREAMY BABY HOLLANDAISE ALL OVER HER TTS AND FACE, WIPE SOME UP WITH MY BEER CAN SIZED C--- HEAD AND SLAP HER IN THE FACE WITH MY MEATY LOG. I GAVE SOME W---- A BLACK EYE ONCE THAT WAY. I BOUGHT HER AN EYE PATCH AND F----- HER ASS RED. I GUARANTEE IT.

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□ GEORGE-ZIMMER !fg5QHdS9bg 01/04/05(Tue)05:43 No.25663 File 1104871439 ipg-(3083 B, 80x106) HI… I'M GEORGE ZIMMER-FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WANT TO VIOLATE YOU FROM THE REAR AS YOU MOLD AN ASHTRAY OUT OF PLAY DOH AND RECITE A SHAKESPEAREAN SONNET IN YIDDISH. YOU WILL COME SO HARD ON MY MASSIVE MAN BAT THAT YOUR SCREAMS WILL STERILIZE CATTLE IN GUAM. MY C--- IS SO LARGE THATIT'S MEASURED BY THE POUND NOT INCHES I GUARANTEE IT
□ GEORGE-ZIMMER !fg5QHdS9bg 01/04/05(Tue)05:43 No.25663 File 1104871439 ipg-(3083 B, 80x106) HI… I'M GEORGE ZIMMER-FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. I WANT TO VIOLATE YOU FROM THE REAR AS YOU MOLD AN ASHTRAY OUT OF PLAY DOH AND RECITE A SHAKESPEAREAN SONNET IN YIDDISH. YOU WILL COME SO HARD ON MY MASSIVE MAN BAT THAT YOUR SCREAMS WILL STERILIZE CATTLE IN GUAM. MY C--- IS SO LARGE THATIT'S MEASURED BY THE POUND NOT INCHES I GUARANTEE IT

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口GEORGE-ZIMMER lfa5QHd59bg 01/04/05(Tue)05:39 No.44450 File 1104871150 ipg-(2330 B, 68x85) HI IM GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. YOUR MOM WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFOREI GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT OVER - AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED. I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. I USED HER TOOTE BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT
口GEORGE-ZIMMER lfa5QHd59bg 01/04/05(Tue)05:39 No.44450 File 1104871150 ipg-(2330 B, 68x85) HI IM GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. YOUR MOM WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFOREI GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT OVER - AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED. I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. I USED HER TOOTE BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT

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□ GEORGE ZIMMER lfa5QHd59bg 02/25/05(Fri) 16:4 8004 jpg-(2217 B, 90x90·zimmer 333.jpg) No. 7 4214 File >>764195 HI. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. GO UPSTAIRS AND ASK THAT GROTESQUE QUADRUPED OF A MOTHER YOU HAVE TO PUT DOWN HER FOSSILIZED CIGAR AND TELL YOU THE TANTALIZING TALE OF WHEN I PUNCTURED HER PATRIARCHAL HIND WITH MY VAST ENGORGED PEMMICAN HEAVING FORWARD FROM BENEATH MY TIGHT ABS. AS I ATTEMPTED TO VIOLATE HER GERIATRIC BACK DOOR SHE HOLLERED SOMETHING IN YIDDISH, GRABBED HER PILLOW AND HELD IT OVER HER MOUTH TO HOLD BACK THE SCREAMS AND DROOL. I CAME SO HARD SHE HAD TO DO JUMPING JACKS FOR 3 HOURS JUST TO VACATE ALL THE BABY DRESSING FROM HER GAPING HOLE. I GUARANTEE IT
□ GEORGE ZIMMER lfa5QHd59bg 02/25/05(Fri) 16:4 8004 jpg-(2217 B, 90x90·zimmer 333.jpg) No. 7 4214 File >>764195 HI. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. GO UPSTAIRS AND ASK THAT GROTESQUE QUADRUPED OF A MOTHER YOU HAVE TO PUT DOWN HER FOSSILIZED CIGAR AND TELL YOU THE TANTALIZING TALE OF WHEN I PUNCTURED HER PATRIARCHAL HIND WITH MY VAST ENGORGED PEMMICAN HEAVING FORWARD FROM BENEATH MY TIGHT ABS. AS I ATTEMPTED TO VIOLATE HER GERIATRIC BACK DOOR SHE HOLLERED SOMETHING IN YIDDISH, GRABBED HER PILLOW AND HELD IT OVER HER MOUTH TO HOLD BACK THE SCREAMS AND DROOL. I CAME SO HARD SHE HAD TO DO JUMPING JACKS FOR 3 HOURS JUST TO VACATE ALL THE BABY DRESSING FROM HER GAPING HOLE. I GUARANTEE IT

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