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I'm good in bed and I have this amazing big dick / I have a dick too

Guy: I'm good in bed and I have this amazing big d---... Girl: [tries to think of something to impress him] I have a d--- too 1C
Guy: I'm good in bed and I have this amazing big d---... Girl: [tries to think of something to impress him] I have a d--- too 1C

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It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere...

This was the first thing that came to mind when I saw these.
This was the first thing that came to mind when I saw these.

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star wars attack of the clones anakin skywalker anakin padme padme amidala episode 2 sand beep beep boop

I'm kind of a messy person lol / Me too, I don't even wipe my ass after I shit lol

Date: "I'm kind of a messy person lol" Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* "Me too, i don't even wipe my ass after l s--- lol"
Date: "I'm kind of a messy person lol" Me: *trying to think of something to impress her* "Me too, i don't even wipe my ass after l s--- lol"

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messy

I'm non binary gender fluid pansexual / I'm mentally ill too

Girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] I'm mentally ill too
Girl: I identify as non binary gender fluid pan sexual Guy: [tries to think of something to impress her] I'm mentally ill too

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mentally ill non binary gender pansexual

My grandpa died in a concentration camp / mine too, he fell out a guard tower

Girl: My grandpa died in a concentration camp. Guy: [thinks of something to impress her] Mine too, he fell out a guard tower
Girl: My grandpa died in a concentration camp. Guy: [thinks of something to impress her] Mine too, he fell out a guard tower

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concentration camp teen students high school lockers

Eminem is my favorite rapper / vomits on sweater

Her: Eminem is my favorite rapper Me: try to think of something to impress her Me: *vomits on sweater* TITANIC pose BAKING FLOUR
Her: Eminem is my favorite rapper Me: try to think of something to impress her Me: *vomits on sweater* TITANIC pose BAKING FLOUR

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eminem vomit

I really like dogs / I'm castrated

Her i really like dogs Me: [thinking of something to impress her] im castrated 8
Her i really like dogs Me: [thinking of something to impress her] im castrated 8

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dogs castrated high school locker students teens

I really like animals / I was born a koala

Her: i really like animals Me: [thinking of something to impress her] i was born as a koala @spicymemepls
Her: i really like animals Me: [thinking of something to impress her] i was born as a koala @spicymemepls

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koala animals

im really bond to my brother / im your brother

Her: im really bond to my brother Me: [thinking of something to impress herl im your brother @spicymemepls
Her: im really bond to my brother Me: [thinking of something to impress herl im your brother @spicymemepls

Guy Tries to Impress Girl
brother its me your brother

I'm really into memes / I have crippling depression

Her: I'm really into memes Him: [Trying to think of something to impress her] I have crippling depression
Her: I'm really into memes Him: [Trying to think of something to impress her] I have crippling depression

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crippling depression meme ironic memes

I love dogs / my dad is a dog

date: i love dogs me: [trying to think of something to impress her] my dad is a dog gettyimage Reoplelmages.com 18771 5320
date: i love dogs me: [trying to think of something to impress her] my dad is a dog gettyimage Reoplelmages.com 18771 5320

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dog dad /r/meirl

Im really into horror movies / my dad is a serial killer

Her: im really into horror movies Me: [thinking of something to impress her] my dad is a serial killer picymemepls
Her: im really into horror movies Me: [thinking of something to impress her] my dad is a serial killer picymemepls

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horror movies serial killer

I study agriculture / my dad is a watermelon,

DATE: I study agriculture ME: [thinking of something to impress her] my dad is a watermelon
DATE: I study agriculture ME: [thinking of something to impress her] my dad is a watermelon

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agriculture watermelon date couple

@JamesNielssen Tweet

james nielssen @jamesnielssern Date: I love traveling Me: [trying to think of something to impress her] Th at is my favorite basketball rule violation RETWEETS LIKES 1,825 4,200 9:09 PM-7 Jul 2016
james nielssen @jamesnielssern Date: I love traveling Me: [trying to think of something to impress her] Th at is my favorite basketball rule violation RETWEETS LIKES 1,825 4,200 9:09 PM-7 Jul 2016

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james nielssen twitter basketball travel

I love mexican food / My father is a crunch wrap supreme

"original tweet by @notacroc":https://twitter.com/notacroc/status/765730418427658240
"original tweet by @notacroc":https://twitter.com/notacroc/status/765730418427658240

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taco bell mexican food crunch wrap supreme

I learn psychiatry / My dad is a psychopath

Her: i learn psychiatry Me: [thinking of something to impress her] my dad is a psychopath 8 6
Her: i learn psychiatry Me: [thinking of something to impress her] my dad is a psychopath 8 6

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psychopath psychiatry teens locker high school