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facebook I know her from high school.. .guess I'11 add her Herpina wants to be your friend Respond to Friend Request *1 week later* What? You friended me on Facebook last week. . Hey Herpina, long time no see! That doesn't mean I Uh, doI know you? KnOw Who vou are. facebook Search RECENT ACTIVITY Derp changed his profile picture.
facebook I know her from high school.. .guess I'11 add her Herpina wants to be your friend Respond to Friend Request *1 week later* What? You friended me on Facebook last week. . Hey Herpina, long time no see! That doesn't mean I Uh, doI know you? KnOw Who vou are. facebook Search RECENT ACTIVITY Derp changed his profile picture.

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Me, derpin' at the Derp Western Hi, I'm looking to check your rates and what you have available tonight Good evening, Derp Western. How can help you? Just me, my wife, and our sOn. Alright, how many guests staying with you? Alright, then you' be perfectly suited for our two queen bedrooms Well, I'm looking more for a king with a sofa sleeper in the room. . . . Two QUEEN SIZED BEDS. . . wouldn't suffice'? No, we can't fit three people there. GO
Me, derpin' at the Derp Western Hi, I'm looking to check your rates and what you have available tonight Good evening, Derp Western. How can help you? Just me, my wife, and our sOn. Alright, how many guests staying with you? Alright, then you' be perfectly suited for our two queen bedrooms Well, I'm looking more for a king with a sofa sleeper in the room. . . . Two QUEEN SIZED BEDS. . . wouldn't suffice'? No, we can't fit three people there. GO

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*le fifth grade What? No, I'm a boy Excuse me, are you a lesbian? *le idiots *le me I don't believe you understand. . . LOL, you're a h---! Ya, f--! LOL! A lesbian is a female No, being lesbians who is attracted to means we like girls. another female. Men cannot be lesbians because they are not female. Ya, we'd know! We're lesbians! Lesbian: noun A woman who is homosexual As defined by Mirriam-Webster, Inc. hue Story
*le fifth grade What? No, I'm a boy Excuse me, are you a lesbian? *le idiots *le me I don't believe you understand. . . LOL, you're a h---! Ya, f--! LOL! A lesbian is a female No, being lesbians who is attracted to means we like girls. another female. Men cannot be lesbians because they are not female. Ya, we'd know! We're lesbians! Lesbian: noun A woman who is homosexual As defined by Mirriam-Webster, Inc. hue Story

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Le me working at grocery store... when suddenly.. . another douche customer appears "Help me please, I have a folder with discounts but I can' t finod them. . Me looking at the folder. . year says 2010 "I'm sorry m'am, but this folder says 2010..." My mind already knows this customer is gonna freak out on me) "So... it's 2011. Not 2010!" "So..?" "So..?" " THAT WAS LAST YEAR!" " But it's still valid, right?" NO "THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, I WANT THIS DISSCOUNT AND YOU BETTER GET IT RIGHT NOW YOU LAZY TEENAGER!" NO
Le me working at grocery store... when suddenly.. . another douche customer appears "Help me please, I have a folder with discounts but I can' t finod them. . Me looking at the folder. . year says 2010 "I'm sorry m'am, but this folder says 2010..." My mind already knows this customer is gonna freak out on me) "So... it's 2011. Not 2010!" "So..?" "So..?" " THAT WAS LAST YEAR!" " But it's still valid, right?" NO "THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, I WANT THIS DISSCOUNT AND YOU BETTER GET IT RIGHT NOW YOU LAZY TEENAGER!" NO

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Me, freshman at a new high school, walkin' into class. Two senior guys in my freshman English class Dude. . . Dude. . . *snicker* What, dude? ude you're right, her t--- are HUGE!
Me, freshman at a new high school, walkin' into class. Two senior guys in my freshman English class Dude. . . Dude. . . *snicker* What, dude? ude you're right, her t--- are HUGE!

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Me derping along the road, slipping over the speed 1imit. A wild troll cop appears I'm caught doing 50 in a 40 and troll cop moves in . Think fast! Think fast! Think Fast! Le rear vie mirror Bienvenido a Méxic Le Orange Empires Ltd Step out of the please air
Me derping along the road, slipping over the speed 1imit. A wild troll cop appears I'm caught doing 50 in a 40 and troll cop moves in . Think fast! Think fast! Think Fast! Le rear vie mirror Bienvenido a Méxic Le Orange Empires Ltd Step out of the please air

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press random keys to test tuning me looking to buy a new piano at the store like a boss. *over hearing workers in the store *worker 1 -dude this guy is awful, he would be wasting money buying one of these Yeah seriously, i hate when people who cant play music come in and just mess up the instruments- *worker 2 Bitch I've played since I was 4 years old and I could out play your ass anytime on ANY day! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED *starts rippin on the piano like a badass Thats what I thought *workers in shock F--- HEA
press random keys to test tuning me looking to buy a new piano at the store like a boss. *over hearing workers in the store *worker 1 -dude this guy is awful, he would be wasting money buying one of these Yeah seriously, i hate when people who cant play music come in and just mess up the instruments- *worker 2 Bitch I've played since I was 4 years old and I could out play your ass anytime on ANY day! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED *starts rippin on the piano like a badass Thats what I thought *workers in shock F--- HEA

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having a conversation while walking back to car Dude, you just gotta find a girlfriend that you can bang *derp That's not reall my goal in a relationship though. . . *le me What are you talking about? Aren't you a man? BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE I could have derpina set you up with one of her friends if you'd like SECONDS LATER I'm not really into that, if I'm gonna be dating its because I like her and not because We Were set up It's not like that, it's just like, you trichk the girl into going out with you
having a conversation while walking back to car Dude, you just gotta find a girlfriend that you can bang *derp That's not reall my goal in a relationship though. . . *le me What are you talking about? Aren't you a man? BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE I could have derpina set you up with one of her friends if you'd like SECONDS LATER I'm not really into that, if I'm gonna be dating its because I like her and not because We Were set up It's not like that, it's just like, you trichk the girl into going out with you

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Pregnant First night woman comes working security at |labor, the an ER HAHP ME! in while in head clearly visible Charge Nurse: THE It could be false lab r . need you to fill these out. please wait over there. . . MAN? SE
Pregnant First night woman comes working security at |labor, the an ER HAHP ME! in while in head clearly visible Charge Nurse: THE It could be false lab r . need you to fill these out. please wait over there. . . MAN? SE

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*me derpin at work Did you hear about norway? *coworker oh yeah bad but that anf O had a heroin derp bl as Did you hear amy winehouse died? Did you hear the lockout ended? the government one.. . Nah dude the NFL. Is the government locked out? how did that happen? did they lose the key? HAHAHAHAH I WILL KILL YOU
*me derpin at work Did you hear about norway? *coworker oh yeah bad but that anf O had a heroin derp bl as Did you hear amy winehouse died? Did you hear the lockout ended? the government one.. . Nah dude the NFL. Is the government locked out? how did that happen? did they lose the key? HAHAHAHAH I WILL KILL YOU

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*At 3 AM reddi Hmm guess i'm gonna go to sleep. *laying down on bed *Le picks the iphone and starts browsing reddit... 0 PLEASE INTERNET LET ME SLEEP!
*At 3 AM reddi Hmm guess i'm gonna go to sleep. *laying down on bed *Le picks the iphone and starts browsing reddit... 0 PLEASE INTERNET LET ME SLEEP!

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This random guy takes his hand and grabs some potatoes from my *Me in line plate... at brunch with delicious country potatoes on my plate waiting for my eggs.. . and shoves them in his mouth! He then asks me, "Why did you get they are gross!" "Hey what the f---." then I walk off and set out to get more delicious potatoes.... ractically throw the potatoes into his plate...
This random guy takes his hand and grabs some potatoes from my *Me in line plate... at brunch with delicious country potatoes on my plate waiting for my eggs.. . and shoves them in his mouth! He then asks me, "Why did you get they are gross!" "Hey what the f---." then I walk off and set out to get more delicious potatoes.... ractically throw the potatoes into his plate...

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I have to pee! MEN Guess I will have to use the stall. *My rather long urination continues as the other guys leave* A FEW MOMENTS LATER *random new derp enters the bathroom and sees me and my poorly drawn legs peeing in the stall* He thinks I have a small penis! I guess I have to show him my penis
I have to pee! MEN Guess I will have to use the stall. *My rather long urination continues as the other guys leave* A FEW MOMENTS LATER *random new derp enters the bathroom and sees me and my poorly drawn legs peeing in the stall* He thinks I have a small penis! I guess I have to show him my penis

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Me cleaning Mcderps like a boss, we are closed for renovations, construction stuff 1s everywhere. In walks a Random customer We're closed for Walks past multiple signs saying CLOSED renovations Uhm. . . . where do i order ? continues to walk up to Umm. . . counter to order. can someone come take my order? OK thanks My Manager who is also cleaning, but behind the count . . . .ok, so i can' get a big mac? Sir, we are renovations, we are not serving food, please go to a different location. ok then are you serious? Turns around and leaves the restaraunt.
Me cleaning Mcderps like a boss, we are closed for renovations, construction stuff 1s everywhere. In walks a Random customer We're closed for Walks past multiple signs saying CLOSED renovations Uhm. . . . where do i order ? continues to walk up to Umm. . . counter to order. can someone come take my order? OK thanks My Manager who is also cleaning, but behind the count . . . .ok, so i can' get a big mac? Sir, we are renovations, we are not serving food, please go to a different location. ok then are you serious? Turns around and leaves the restaraunt.

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6:56, last customer leaves. me, working retail. time: 6:55, store closes at 7 but manager insists we let anyone in if they want to come in yay quittin time 6:57 Wait.. in the distance... is that..? 6:57 6:58 Are you open? yes
6:56, last customer leaves. me, working retail. time: 6:55, store closes at 7 but manager insists we let anyone in if they want to come in yay quittin time 6:57 Wait.. in the distance... is that..? 6:57 6:58 Are you open? yes

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*4th grade *fight ensues Oh yeah? Well screw you! You're a loser! hey that was a pretty awesome punch you threw yeah, you got me good too! *later, in nurse's office Best friends!
*4th grade *fight ensues Oh yeah? Well screw you! You're a loser! hey that was a pretty awesome punch you threw yeah, you got me good too! *later, in nurse's office Best friends!

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