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*le friend *le me Did you really just end your sentence with "swag?" So yeah man, then i was 1ike, "girl you lookin finee ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME Yeah man, i got so much swag your just jealous that you dont have any Then i realized. ah dude! SWAG! omg i ah believe you, SWAG! BLAH BLAH B BITCH SAY "SWAG" ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL F------ END YOU
*le friend *le me Did you really just end your sentence with "swag?" So yeah man, then i was 1ike, "girl you lookin finee ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME Yeah man, i got so much swag your just jealous that you dont have any Then i realized. ah dude! SWAG! omg i ah believe you, SWAG! BLAH BLAH B BITCH SAY "SWAG" ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL F------ END YOU

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Kid who I trained; now manager, who I have always hated Me working at McDerps for 3 years, on my last day Derp! It's you:r before I leave for Ce fault all of this College s--- that's not your fault happened! So I'm going to need you do all of this useless s--- you peon, beca useI'm " your boss now. - Respect vour elders bitch No. F--- I'M GOING TO JAIL
Kid who I trained; now manager, who I have always hated Me working at McDerps for 3 years, on my last day Derp! It's you:r before I leave for Ce fault all of this College s--- that's not your fault happened! So I'm going to need you do all of this useless s--- you peon, beca useI'm " your boss now. - Respect vour elders bitch No. F--- I'M GOING TO JAIL

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vou know why the xbox 360 is is called xbox 360 360° around and walk away *see xbox360 console cause when you see it you turn really? show me. friend walks towards xbox, turns 180° around and walks back to me see? 180。
vou know why the xbox 360 is is called xbox 360 360° around and walk away *see xbox360 console cause when you see it you turn really? show me. friend walks towards xbox, turns 180° around and walks back to me see? 180。

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In a college class *Teacher* "Class, most of the papers were good, but I was surprised by some of the very silly spelling mistakes." "For example.. . the use of"it's" vs. "its"." "The first is used when you mean "it is" It's The second is used when the object 'it' is in possession of something." Its "Ummmm, you forgot about "its' " You know, where it's spelled I. T S. with the a apostrophe at the end." *Really stupid bitch in class* Me* "Are people seriously that stupid???" * she means its* ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME "No, because it is incorrect to spell its or it's in that way." "What? But I use that all the time. That's definitly right!" Then how the f--- did you get into this University???
In a college class *Teacher* "Class, most of the papers were good, but I was surprised by some of the very silly spelling mistakes." "For example.. . the use of"it's" vs. "its"." "The first is used when you mean "it is" It's The second is used when the object 'it' is in possession of something." Its "Ummmm, you forgot about "its' " You know, where it's spelled I. T S. with the a apostrophe at the end." *Really stupid bitch in class* Me* "Are people seriously that stupid???" * she means its* ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME "No, because it is incorrect to spell its or it's in that way." "What? But I use that all the time. That's definitly right!" Then how the f--- did you get into this University???

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*Me, (recently moved) venting to my friend about how expensive moving is have no money to buy food, blah, blah, So I work extra hours (like an auditing boss) to make more monies Yea, that really sucks . . HUZZAH! I got paid! Now I can pay my phone bill, electric bill, car insurance, rent, and I can even buy groceries! Uhh, not to be a downer, but isn't spending money what got you poor in the first place? Bitch, paying bills is not optional Neither is paying for your upcoming E.R. visit
*Me, (recently moved) venting to my friend about how expensive moving is have no money to buy food, blah, blah, So I work extra hours (like an auditing boss) to make more monies Yea, that really sucks . . HUZZAH! I got paid! Now I can pay my phone bill, electric bill, car insurance, rent, and I can even buy groceries! Uhh, not to be a downer, but isn't spending money what got you poor in the first place? Bitch, paying bills is not optional Neither is paying for your upcoming E.R. visit

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*Working at RadioShack* "Do you have any floppy disks...." "Welcome to RadioShack Anything I may be able to help you out with today?" "... You probably don't even know what they are!" "Pack of five is in the back shelf next to all the other computer stuff."
*Working at RadioShack* "Do you have any floppy disks...." "Welcome to RadioShack Anything I may be able to help you out with today?" "... You probably don't even know what they are!" "Pack of five is in the back shelf next to all the other computer stuff."

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le me doing a whole network domain transformation alone company wide, I leave simple instructions So people can login and change pasword, access email, etc RABLE RABLE RABLE my computer doesn't work I CAN'T LOGIN, I CAN'T SAVE ANY OF MY DOCUMENTS I CAN T LOG INTe MY EMAIIL p----- off coworker ok i'll be right over let me finish this slightly more important task that affects the entire company Been working for 27 straight hours, i don' t need this ignornace right now I followed vour instructions, but i'm not an IT guy and couldn't comprehend simple typed out words also thats not my job to do this please read username firstname.last2initials ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME password: Passwordl *my aw some nontechnical struc ions uhh yeah what's the passwordI can't figure it out Did you read the instructions i left for you
le me doing a whole network domain transformation alone company wide, I leave simple instructions So people can login and change pasword, access email, etc RABLE RABLE RABLE my computer doesn't work I CAN'T LOGIN, I CAN'T SAVE ANY OF MY DOCUMENTS I CAN T LOG INTe MY EMAIIL p----- off coworker ok i'll be right over let me finish this slightly more important task that affects the entire company Been working for 27 straight hours, i don' t need this ignornace right now I followed vour instructions, but i'm not an IT guy and couldn't comprehend simple typed out words also thats not my job to do this please read username firstname.last2initials ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME password: Passwordl *my aw some nontechnical struc ions uhh yeah what's the passwordI can't figure it out Did you read the instructions i left for you

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me a work derping around. when all of a sudden my co-worker comes up and tell me about a rage comic he made he shows me his rage comic in his computer and this is what hey herp i just made one of1S Was: those rage comic wanna see it? im a alien from space. get out of here alien. this is my planet! sure 1 guess... no im staying forever. end of comic. no ur not. yes i am. forever pretty cool huh? thats a dog, derp. thats a stupid looking dog that didnt make any sense whats so ever thats the point derp. its meant to be a retarded dog yeah the alien didnt leave so he got angry. watever, im going to post it and everyones going to like it m a rage comic maker now. YOUWILL NEVER BE OF US!!!
me a work derping around. when all of a sudden my co-worker comes up and tell me about a rage comic he made he shows me his rage comic in his computer and this is what hey herp i just made one of1S Was: those rage comic wanna see it? im a alien from space. get out of here alien. this is my planet! sure 1 guess... no im staying forever. end of comic. no ur not. yes i am. forever pretty cool huh? thats a dog, derp. thats a stupid looking dog that didnt make any sense whats so ever thats the point derp. its meant to be a retarded dog yeah the alien didnt leave so he got angry. watever, im going to post it and everyones going to like it m a rage comic maker now. YOUWILL NEVER BE OF US!!!

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This is me. I work in Remote IT That means that I answer phones. o How may I help you? customer Yeah, my mouse can't click on anything Sir, there's always a Tab key, it's on the left hand side Well, if your mouse isn't working, lets try to Alt + Tab to see what happens. Oh, I only use Macs and I'm new to Windows, where is the Tab Key? But where is it? I'm new t Windows, there's no Tab key Where it always is sir, above caps lock, to the lefft of 'Q, below the 'Tilde" You are a f------ moron, I hope your children are barren. Nope, still don't see it
This is me. I work in Remote IT That means that I answer phones. o How may I help you? customer Yeah, my mouse can't click on anything Sir, there's always a Tab key, it's on the left hand side Well, if your mouse isn't working, lets try to Alt + Tab to see what happens. Oh, I only use Macs and I'm new to Windows, where is the Tab Key? But where is it? I'm new t Windows, there's no Tab key Where it always is sir, above caps lock, to the lefft of 'Q, below the 'Tilde" You are a f------ moron, I hope your children are barren. Nope, still don't see it

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Friend #1 1 month later... Hey Derp, can:i borrow this DVD? here you go! thanks! Sure! *broken case* 3 weeks later. .. Friend #2 Can i borrow your textbook? I left mine back at home and the Here. it got a exam is coming up herp de derp little soaked with rain. sorry But of course, I shan't let you down Friend #3 later.. . all bent Here's yourand creased book. I put it this book seems interesting, can I borroW it? Sure, I guess on the bottom of my bag under all the heavy s--- but you had themchill out, for 3 months! Friend #4 Herpson, since you' re coming over tonight, could you return the comic books i lent you? Nah don't feel like it it's not like I'm not gonna return them to you me* Today Kind sir, may I borrow this fine possession of yours? *anybody* me* ABSOLUTELY NOT
Friend #1 1 month later... Hey Derp, can:i borrow this DVD? here you go! thanks! Sure! *broken case* 3 weeks later. .. Friend #2 Can i borrow your textbook? I left mine back at home and the Here. it got a exam is coming up herp de derp little soaked with rain. sorry But of course, I shan't let you down Friend #3 later.. . all bent Here's yourand creased book. I put it this book seems interesting, can I borroW it? Sure, I guess on the bottom of my bag under all the heavy s--- but you had themchill out, for 3 months! Friend #4 Herpson, since you' re coming over tonight, could you return the comic books i lent you? Nah don't feel like it it's not like I'm not gonna return them to you me* Today Kind sir, may I borrow this fine possession of yours? *anybody* me* ABSOLUTELY NOT

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Suddenly, I hear a lady fraking out Help! Somebody! Me, working at le grocery store "Don't worry ma' am, I'll go get some warm water and get his tongue unstuck! Her son had opened a reezer door and gotten his tongue stuck on the door Me, racing to get some water.. . On my way back, here the child screaming. The mom had pulled her son's tongue off the door, causing him to bleed. . . Thinking to myself 'I was getting you water. . . Why would you do o that?? 0 W--?
Suddenly, I hear a lady fraking out Help! Somebody! Me, working at le grocery store "Don't worry ma' am, I'll go get some warm water and get his tongue unstuck! Her son had opened a reezer door and gotten his tongue stuck on the door Me, racing to get some water.. . On my way back, here the child screaming. The mom had pulled her son's tongue off the door, causing him to bleed. . . Thinking to myself 'I was getting you water. . . Why would you do o that?? 0 W--?

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*Me spouting off some random facts to a guy trom school Also, did you know that despite a polar bear's white fur, its skin is actually black? I can't believe that even in today's society some people can be so racist and ignorant! Oh my god! It's African American! * Proceeds to tell other o o people that I'm a racist 回 that ignorant 7 a------ over there!
*Me spouting off some random facts to a guy trom school Also, did you know that despite a polar bear's white fur, its skin is actually black? I can't believe that even in today's society some people can be so racist and ignorant! Oh my god! It's African American! * Proceeds to tell other o o people that I'm a racist 回 that ignorant 7 a------ over there!

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Going to the bank to deposit some checks, like a sir *Le Teller Welcome to Derb Bank, how may I OMG!!!! A fly! *Fly Sir for some reason its not scanning. .. Is this a valid check? She proceeds to swat and kill the fly with one of my checks, getting f.l guts all over it. It was before you smeared fly guts all over it! '--') /True Story
Going to the bank to deposit some checks, like a sir *Le Teller Welcome to Derb Bank, how may I OMG!!!! A fly! *Fly Sir for some reason its not scanning. .. Is this a valid check? She proceeds to swat and kill the fly with one of my checks, getting f.l guts all over it. It was before you smeared fly guts all over it! '--') /True Story

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I just moved back from Korea with a recently purchased PS3. Unfortunately it requires 220V No problem, I just need a step up transformer to jack my 110v source to 220v. Voltage Problem? *After looking fora while, I can't find it so I ask if they have RadioShack ne "out back". EHALIENHE ACCEPTEI Excuse me shopkeep, do you have any step up voltage transformers by chance? I don't know if we have that one but you just passed a whole shelf full of them, n t sure how you missed them. FORIMERFORIMERS And so Ileft with an emotion that can only be described as Astoni-shame
I just moved back from Korea with a recently purchased PS3. Unfortunately it requires 220V No problem, I just need a step up transformer to jack my 110v source to 220v. Voltage Problem? *After looking fora while, I can't find it so I ask if they have RadioShack ne "out back". EHALIENHE ACCEPTEI Excuse me shopkeep, do you have any step up voltage transformers by chance? I don't know if we have that one but you just passed a whole shelf full of them, n t sure how you missed them. FORIMERFORIMERS And so Ileft with an emotion that can only be described as Astoni-shame

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*me dropping some stuff off at my aunt's a tew weeks ago *walk in and hear her throwing up in the bathroom DERP!YOU GOTTA THROW UP RIGHT NOW! OMG!DON' T YOU READ THE NEWS! THE FDA ISSUED A STATEMENT THAT EVERYONE IN THE US HAS TO THROW UP IMMEDIATELYTHIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND w-what? Why?? What!?!? Did they say why? Where? It was on a legitimate news site. I 'm not stupid. Let me show you. No, I read it online le wipe the ONION FDA: Everyonee Needs To Induce Vomiting Right Now You do realize The Onion is a satirical news site? Yeah, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't take this seriously.
*me dropping some stuff off at my aunt's a tew weeks ago *walk in and hear her throwing up in the bathroom DERP!YOU GOTTA THROW UP RIGHT NOW! OMG!DON' T YOU READ THE NEWS! THE FDA ISSUED A STATEMENT THAT EVERYONE IN THE US HAS TO THROW UP IMMEDIATELYTHIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND w-what? Why?? What!?!? Did they say why? Where? It was on a legitimate news site. I 'm not stupid. Let me show you. No, I read it online le wipe the ONION FDA: Everyonee Needs To Induce Vomiting Right Now You do realize The Onion is a satirical news site? Yeah, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't take this seriously.

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*me *cousin "You know, they talk so weird." *Cousin tries and fails to imitate a British accent *I had just mentioned something involving the London riots "...and that's what's happening right now." Cheerio, old chap, shall we have some tea and crumpets?" "Talking in an accent is hard. I don't know how British people do it all the time."
*me *cousin "You know, they talk so weird." *Cousin tries and fails to imitate a British accent *I had just mentioned something involving the London riots "...and that's what's happening right now." Cheerio, old chap, shall we have some tea and crumpets?" "Talking in an accent is hard. I don't know how British people do it all the time."

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