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I used to be the manager of two third party cell phone stalls in the same mall. It wasoman walks up in between the counter a s----- job, but I employed all my friends as the salesmen One day i'm at store two helping a friend close a sale when a random and our customers semi hard working friends I NEED SERVICE NOW!!! I take her to the side so my friend can close the sale THIS STUPID PHONE IS THE HARDEST THING TO USE AND IF YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP AN ACCOUNT WITH YOUR COMPANY YOU WILL EXPLAIN EVERY SINGLE FEATURE TO ME AND YOU'LL DO IT NON AND UNTIL I AM SATISFIED ok ma'am how can i help you? OH YOU BETTER HELP Trying so hard to keep my cool She pulls out a phone we don't carry Well ma'am i'm sorry you 're having difficulty with your phone. Why don't you let me have a look at it and i'1l see what I can do for you you'1l do what I want or you lose a customer. POKER FACE But you've got their name on your Ma'am we don't carry this phone at all. We are a third party store not affiliated with IPHONE COMPANY the same thing take this back to their store because I POKER FACE theit ktoxe byching Bvt Now tell me how to use my phone or about this model. evern tolr der your manager. it's finally happened, I Bitch I am the manager OW PFFFTTTCHH CHHCHHH PFFFFTCH CHHTPF PFFCHH CHHCH HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY. NO ONE, IN Whatever lady HOLE LIFE THAT WAY.I then procede to tell my tw ITH THIS I'L friends working the booth that YOU WON REPORT BUSIN ETTER the next person to help her gets fired and walk away to go take a little break and get a cookie CAN EVERY RUIN Y I WILL URE YOU On the second level of the mall secretly atching the other booth when the same lady walks up and tries to pull the same s---. I sam fisher my way down the plaza without her seeing me TWENTU MINUTES LATER WORK MY PHONE BINI BI Hello again ma 'am. Anything else we won't today? Or ever?
I used to be the manager of two third party cell phone stalls in the same mall. It wasoman walks up in between the counter a s----- job, but I employed all my friends as the salesmen One day i'm at store two helping a friend close a sale when a random and our customers semi hard working friends I NEED SERVICE NOW!!! I take her to the side so my friend can close the sale THIS STUPID PHONE IS THE HARDEST THING TO USE AND IF YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP AN ACCOUNT WITH YOUR COMPANY YOU WILL EXPLAIN EVERY SINGLE FEATURE TO ME AND YOU'LL DO IT NON AND UNTIL I AM SATISFIED ok ma'am how can i help you? OH YOU BETTER HELP Trying so hard to keep my cool She pulls out a phone we don't carry Well ma'am i'm sorry you 're having difficulty with your phone. Why don't you let me have a look at it and i'1l see what I can do for you you'1l do what I want or you lose a customer. POKER FACE But you've got their name on your Ma'am we don't carry this phone at all. We are a third party store not affiliated with IPHONE COMPANY the same thing take this back to their store because I POKER FACE theit ktoxe byching Bvt Now tell me how to use my phone or about this model. evern tolr der your manager. it's finally happened, I Bitch I am the manager OW PFFFTTTCHH CHHCHHH PFFFFTCH CHHTPF PFFCHH CHHCH HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME THAT WAY. NO ONE, IN Whatever lady HOLE LIFE THAT WAY.I then procede to tell my tw ITH THIS I'L friends working the booth that YOU WON REPORT BUSIN ETTER the next person to help her gets fired and walk away to go take a little break and get a cookie CAN EVERY RUIN Y I WILL URE YOU On the second level of the mall secretly atching the other booth when the same lady walks up and tries to pull the same s---. I sam fisher my way down the plaza without her seeing me TWENTU MINUTES LATER WORK MY PHONE BINI BI Hello again ma 'am. Anything else we won't today? Or ever?

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There is a girl who works at a gas station in my town who is a huge racist But her mom is a manager, so she never gets in trouble She won't be the cashier for My mom got out of jail for black people. She akes the other drugs, and was poor, so she cashiers do that. got a job there. okay One night... She is stressed as s---, but she puts on a happy front, and looks for the best in people You're very welcome! Thank you! What a nice guy! I gueSS..- for a n-----. Derpina. . . Use that word here again, and I'1l jump over this counter and wring your goddamn neck Now get back to work Stary My mom is assistant manager now
There is a girl who works at a gas station in my town who is a huge racist But her mom is a manager, so she never gets in trouble She won't be the cashier for My mom got out of jail for black people. She akes the other drugs, and was poor, so she cashiers do that. got a job there. okay One night... She is stressed as s---, but she puts on a happy front, and looks for the best in people You're very welcome! Thank you! What a nice guy! I gueSS..- for a n-----. Derpina. . . Use that word here again, and I'1l jump over this counter and wring your goddamn neck Now get back to work Stary My mom is assistant manager now

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"Hey man, where were you earlier?" "I went to the "Lieberry" to get some books."
"Hey man, where were you earlier?" "I went to the "Lieberry" to get some books."

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*le me working as a cashier like an expendable got some fruits brah. mployee *le wild bro customer DerperStore hows it goin today sir? ,"、、 our total is $31.45 a, brahh do i get 30%l /why would you off Bro?? get a discount? randomly asks or a discount the customers always right. so 30% off? problem? ARE YOU F------ KIODING ME FO
*le me working as a cashier like an expendable got some fruits brah. mployee *le wild bro customer DerperStore hows it goin today sir? ,"、、 our total is $31.45 a, brahh do i get 30%l /why would you off Bro?? get a discount? randomly asks or a discount the customers always right. so 30% off? problem? ARE YOU F------ KIODING ME FO

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*Le me and my friend Derp leaving the supermarket. All of the sudden a wild random lady starts talking to us. le me *DerP "Do you guys like cologne?" thinking, who the hell is this lady? "Of course we like cologne!" (9 "Great! Would you guys like to try some free samples?" "Thanks, but no thanks we're kind of in a hurry." *Me "Yea we would love some samples." *The lady starts squirting us with random bottles of cologne. *Me *DerP I smell like a French h-----!
*Le me and my friend Derp leaving the supermarket. All of the sudden a wild random lady starts talking to us. le me *DerP "Do you guys like cologne?" thinking, who the hell is this lady? "Of course we like cologne!" (9 "Great! Would you guys like to try some free samples?" "Thanks, but no thanks we're kind of in a hurry." *Me "Yea we would love some samples." *The lady starts squirting us with random bottles of cologne. *Me *DerP I smell like a French h-----!

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Me and some friends discussing how clothing has changed over the centuries When suddenly. . . Well yeah, but all women are transsexuals' Sorry? Well they all wear jeans those are only for men Secondly - jeans are only for men? First of all, you're mixing up being a crossdresser and being a t----------. Get out of our century, please.
Me and some friends discussing how clothing has changed over the centuries When suddenly. . . Well yeah, but all women are transsexuals' Sorry? Well they all wear jeans those are only for men Secondly - jeans are only for men? First of all, you're mixing up being a crossdresser and being a t----------. Get out of our century, please.

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Stocking shelves at Derpget like a slightly above minimum waged employee (not a bau5) Excuse me sir? T.v Yes maam? How may I help you? Do you work here? *Do you work here?* *work here* *you work here* John Doe I work here John Doe I f------ work here I f------ hate y. . Yes maam. Oh good can you help me find something I've already asked another employee about? Do you work here or NOT!?!?!
Stocking shelves at Derpget like a slightly above minimum waged employee (not a bau5) Excuse me sir? T.v Yes maam? How may I help you? Do you work here? *Do you work here?* *work here* *you work here* John Doe I work here John Doe I f------ work here I f------ hate y. . Yes maam. Oh good can you help me find something I've already asked another employee about? Do you work here or NOT!?!?!

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"Ghost hunting is great because every time I go, I come back with more evidence." "I've got a magnet in my desk if you want to know what sex your baby's going to be." "I can't stand MD Anderson Cancer Center. All they do is experimental stuti, and they don't even know if it works! "You really think that Muslim Obama ' s birth certificate is real? I prefer holistic medicine." Wow, you'1l believe anything."S She is a state-certified Registered Nurse.
"Ghost hunting is great because every time I go, I come back with more evidence." "I've got a magnet in my desk if you want to know what sex your baby's going to be." "I can't stand MD Anderson Cancer Center. All they do is experimental stuti, and they don't even know if it works! "You really think that Muslim Obama ' s birth certificate is real? I prefer holistic medicine." Wow, you'1l believe anything."S She is a state-certified Registered Nurse.

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Out with friends at a resturant. My good people would you like to try our finest wine. Orn the house tonight. (me) Yessssssss. o Wow, dude, what a f------ buzz kill Uhh, sir, I'11 pass. don't drink. Yeah, Dex, why do you have to be a such a d--- 0 Now, I can't drink. Omg Guys, you can I'm just not going to. still drink You 're selfrigheous attitude about drinking is goign to make me enjoy it less, so there's no reason to even drink. Yeah, I'm going to feel uncomfortable getting smashed with you not drinking next to me. You guys elected me designated driver because I don't drink Doesn' t mean you can't get a little buzzed Say grace because tonight the blood of christ will1 spill.
Out with friends at a resturant. My good people would you like to try our finest wine. Orn the house tonight. (me) Yessssssss. o Wow, dude, what a f------ buzz kill Uhh, sir, I'11 pass. don't drink. Yeah, Dex, why do you have to be a such a d--- 0 Now, I can't drink. Omg Guys, you can I'm just not going to. still drink You 're selfrigheous attitude about drinking is goign to make me enjoy it less, so there's no reason to even drink. Yeah, I'm going to feel uncomfortable getting smashed with you not drinking next to me. You guys elected me designated driver because I don't drink Doesn' t mean you can't get a little buzzed Say grace because tonight the blood of christ will1 spill.

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*in le bathroom *a wild 7 year appears! Whatcha doin there mister Um peeing 回h *kid stares at my package Will my pee-pee ever get as big as yours? Can I touch it No. NO ACTUALLY... okay ITS NOT *grab OOOKAY
*in le bathroom *a wild 7 year appears! Whatcha doin there mister Um peeing 回h *kid stares at my package Will my pee-pee ever get as big as yours? Can I touch it No. NO ACTUALLY... okay ITS NOT *grab OOOKAY

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you can play me lke a game but in the end I'm not going to be the loser about a minute ago Like Comment HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY END UP THE LOSER YOU RE THE GAME
you can play me lke a game but in the end I'm not going to be the loser about a minute ago Like Comment HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY END UP THE LOSER YOU RE THE GAME

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hmmm today has graced me with an excellent assortment of rage comics tut tut, this particular one seems to be rather popular I'm 18 and I still haven t had spicy s----.. . .spicy food. . . .fiery s----.. . but everyone s commenting about how hmmm sounds like it's time for some... they know that feel* *bro MAD SCIENCE UP IN THIS BITCH HOW THE EXPERIMENT FELT: HOW IT LOOKED nom THE NEXT MORNING This is a very pleasant poop THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM HAVE BREACHED MY SPHINCTER FIND THE HALFLINGS
hmmm today has graced me with an excellent assortment of rage comics tut tut, this particular one seems to be rather popular I'm 18 and I still haven t had spicy s----.. . .spicy food. . . .fiery s----.. . but everyone s commenting about how hmmm sounds like it's time for some... they know that feel* *bro MAD SCIENCE UP IN THIS BITCH HOW THE EXPERIMENT FELT: HOW IT LOOKED nom THE NEXT MORNING This is a very pleasant poop THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM HAVE BREACHED MY SPHINCTER FIND THE HALFLINGS

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*My dad, walking down the street one day, carrying a bunch of cool looking rocks he found at the beach* *Suddenly, a homeless man appears* "Is there any chance you can spare some money sir?" *Digging through pockets* "Sure!" *Guy starts to walk off* "Sorry, I don't have any money" *Derp mode: Engaged* "Here ya go!" "Want a rock?" (kind of joking) (Thinkng this guy Just really likes rocks) "YEAH!'" Wait a second...
*My dad, walking down the street one day, carrying a bunch of cool looking rocks he found at the beach* *Suddenly, a homeless man appears* "Is there any chance you can spare some money sir?" *Digging through pockets* "Sure!" *Guy starts to walk off* "Sorry, I don't have any money" *Derp mode: Engaged* "Here ya go!" "Want a rock?" (kind of joking) (Thinkng this guy Just really likes rocks) "YEAH!'" Wait a second...

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Me working at Derpin Donuts, making money Couple of derps who were up to no good derping around in my neighborhood Clock, 11:55prm Can we have free donuts? No Why? You're just going to throw them out! I can't give them to you. It's a legal thing, I could lose my job. If I could I would. So your job, just for pieces of paper, is more important than morals? There are childern starving in Africa! I have built classrooms for children in South America, I've worked with Habit for Humanity, when I'm not here, I'm working at a non-profit, I'm a Human Services major. My life mission is to help those in need. o me abou morals. I hate throwing these away, 1IL coula l'a give every donut to someone in need, but I can't, and And you're not a starving kid in Africa, you're a cheap college student. Get the f--- out We're closed. mnot giving them to you
Me working at Derpin Donuts, making money Couple of derps who were up to no good derping around in my neighborhood Clock, 11:55prm Can we have free donuts? No Why? You're just going to throw them out! I can't give them to you. It's a legal thing, I could lose my job. If I could I would. So your job, just for pieces of paper, is more important than morals? There are childern starving in Africa! I have built classrooms for children in South America, I've worked with Habit for Humanity, when I'm not here, I'm working at a non-profit, I'm a Human Services major. My life mission is to help those in need. o me abou morals. I hate throwing these away, 1IL coula l'a give every donut to someone in need, but I can't, and And you're not a starving kid in Africa, you're a cheap college student. Get the f--- out We're closed. mnot giving them to you

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夕5 Ok *working cashier \ー..// Σ like a minmum wage bitch u're f------ stupid. what do you mean the coupons expired let me talk to your manage I need you to get all the 102 degrees outside shopping carts b rom outside Ok Have a good day ma am! GO F--- YOURSELF Ok
夕5 Ok *working cashier \ー..// Σ like a minmum wage bitch u're f------ stupid. what do you mean the coupons expired let me talk to your manage I need you to get all the 102 degrees outside shopping carts b rom outside Ok Have a good day ma am! GO F--- YOURSELF Ok

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