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Suddenly, a temale coworker appears, obviously distraught. "What's the matter, Derpina?" *me at work, doing nothing on my break. "I think my boyfriend is cheating on me!" "What? That's terrible! What makes you think that?" ". . . Yes, and?" "He just sent me a picture of his d---.. . AND IT WAS HARD!" "I mean, he had to have a girl there. Guys can't get hard unless they see a girl naked."
Suddenly, a temale coworker appears, obviously distraught. "What's the matter, Derpina?" *me at work, doing nothing on my break. "I think my boyfriend is cheating on me!" "What? That's terrible! What makes you think that?" ". . . Yes, and?" "He just sent me a picture of his d---.. . AND IT WAS HARD!" "I mean, he had to have a girl there. Guys can't get hard unless they see a girl naked."

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Man, I'm really low on cash this month... I know, I'1l sell my PS3 on craigslist craigslist- Nice! I already have a resp nse. 80GB PS3 for sale. text me at 602-555-5684 CASH ONLY! wuld you trade for an paintball gun? lulz 回回
Man, I'm really low on cash this month... I know, I'1l sell my PS3 on craigslist craigslist- Nice! I already have a resp nse. 80GB PS3 for sale. text me at 602-555-5684 CASH ONLY! wuld you trade for an paintball gun? lulz 回回

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Hey man, those are nice glasses. Mind if I try them on? Wow, you have really bad eyesight. *take . s the glasses off Thanks man Uh... sure. Heh, yeah Hey, can I have my glasses back? *thinking* he's still holding them. .. Yeah hold on. How many fingers amI holding up?
Hey man, those are nice glasses. Mind if I try them on? Wow, you have really bad eyesight. *take . s the glasses off Thanks man Uh... sure. Heh, yeah Hey, can I have my glasses back? *thinking* he's still holding them. .. Yeah hold on. How many fingers amI holding up?

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Me, half awake after a long day, when suddenly: Text from Derpaul J. Recieved at 11:56 PM (le poorly drawn bed) "I just had fries." ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME just had fries had fries fries
Me, half awake after a long day, when suddenly: Text from Derpaul J. Recieved at 11:56 PM (le poorly drawn bed) "I just had fries." ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME just had fries had fries fries

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* random golfer at the bar *le me and my father struttin' into the clubhouse, like a bau5, after my first hole-in-one (he was more exited about it I don't believe you. Photo/ bystander or it didn't happen That could be anybody's shot. (proceed to show a photo of myself next to the sh。t). ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME Yeah? Well who saw it happen? *le fed up father I did. He hit a 9 iron 165 yards, Titleist ﹀ .|golf ballon number 17. The divot is still out there. Go see for yourself, d--- whatever, I still dont think you got one, the ball isn't even al1 the way in. he Pin was in Douche!Wait till You get a hole in one, And some random d--- Does the same thing to you
* random golfer at the bar *le me and my father struttin' into the clubhouse, like a bau5, after my first hole-in-one (he was more exited about it I don't believe you. Photo/ bystander or it didn't happen That could be anybody's shot. (proceed to show a photo of myself next to the sh。t). ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME Yeah? Well who saw it happen? *le fed up father I did. He hit a 9 iron 165 yards, Titleist ﹀ .|golf ballon number 17. The divot is still out there. Go see for yourself, d--- whatever, I still dont think you got one, the ball isn't even al1 the way in. he Pin was in Douche!Wait till You get a hole in one, And some random d--- Does the same thing to you

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*Talking with my roommate from freshman year at a party I'm currently looking for a job, but I've had no luck. The job market is just terrible, especially for college students during the summer. * roommate me So do you find a job for the summer? Yeah I know what ya mean brah. Even if you do find a sick job, you don't even get paid well. Of course brah, it's an okay job though. Well I get paid 14 dollars arn hour which is pretty sick and my boss just gave me a free Macbook Pro, but I have to wake up at 7 in the morning during the week. Okay job? Is there anything bad about it? (S GIVE ME YOUR JOB NOW OR YOU WONT EVER WAKE UP AGAIN
*Talking with my roommate from freshman year at a party I'm currently looking for a job, but I've had no luck. The job market is just terrible, especially for college students during the summer. * roommate me So do you find a job for the summer? Yeah I know what ya mean brah. Even if you do find a sick job, you don't even get paid well. Of course brah, it's an okay job though. Well I get paid 14 dollars arn hour which is pretty sick and my boss just gave me a free Macbook Pro, but I have to wake up at 7 in the morning during the week. Okay job? Is there anything bad about it? (S GIVE ME YOUR JOB NOW OR YOU WONT EVER WAKE UP AGAIN

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*me flipping burgers at a pool party Hey, can I get a bacon cheeseburger? I will make you the greatest bacon cheeseburger you have ever tasted! Okay but don't put too much bacon on there. To much bacon??? Yeah. Only a little bacon. Only a LITTLE bacon??? Yeah. IWILL END YOUR PITIFUL LIFE FOR DISGRACING THE FOOD OF THE GODS
*me flipping burgers at a pool party Hey, can I get a bacon cheeseburger? I will make you the greatest bacon cheeseburger you have ever tasted! Okay but don't put too much bacon on there. To much bacon??? Yeah. Only a little bacon. Only a LITTLE bacon??? Yeah. IWILL END YOUR PITIFUL LIFE FOR DISGRACING THE FOOD OF THE GODS

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e babysittingtkids are already asleep so i 'm rich people's house getting $15 an hour to watch tv all night bye guys omg have fun!!!1 i am the m------------ CEO of babysitting oh blanche you slut.ty bitch SiX HOURS LATER fancy-ass white furnature we're home haeaeyyy guys wowzers what a fun nig- hey whatcha lookin at *blood de la period ew whats that problemi *click -ae Story
e babysittingtkids are already asleep so i 'm rich people's house getting $15 an hour to watch tv all night bye guys omg have fun!!!1 i am the m------------ CEO of babysitting oh blanche you slut.ty bitch SiX HOURS LATER fancy-ass white furnature we're home haeaeyyy guys wowzers what a fun nig- hey whatcha lookin at *blood de la period ew whats that problemi *click -ae Story

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When suddenly, a wild old guy appears sup dood *le me, derpin at bus stop U no, kids these days aren't educated enough. Do u know the 6 continents of the Um sir, I believe there are 7 continents (四. Dood dont give me that antarctica sh*t. If u wanna go f*ck polar bears then that's r prob
When suddenly, a wild old guy appears sup dood *le me, derpin at bus stop U no, kids these days aren't educated enough. Do u know the 6 continents of the Um sir, I believe there are 7 continents (四. Dood dont give me that antarctica sh*t. If u wanna go f*ck polar bears then that's r prob

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*Me derping around on F7U12 when suddenly there's a knock at the front door* Hey bro, I just got this new wireless laptop, can I have your wifi access key? ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME le douchebag neighbor Why in the f--- would I give you unrestricted access to my internet connection and home network? Please? Come on bro! PLEASE! Just give me the key! NO *My neighbor leaves vowing he would get his free internet.* Okay
*Me derping around on F7U12 when suddenly there's a knock at the front door* Hey bro, I just got this new wireless laptop, can I have your wifi access key? ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME le douchebag neighbor Why in the f--- would I give you unrestricted access to my internet connection and home network? Please? Come on bro! PLEASE! Just give me the key! NO *My neighbor leaves vowing he would get his free internet.* Okay

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In my house showing a friend my new compute:r 17-970 8gb ram gtx 570 2TB hdd blah blach etc look! isn't it awesome le me friend me dude that's so lame, mine is an HP computer, so it means its better than that no name computer. You probably got ripped off... friend
In my house showing a friend my new compute:r 17-970 8gb ram gtx 570 2TB hdd blah blach etc look! isn't it awesome le me friend me dude that's so lame, mine is an HP computer, so it means its better than that no name computer. You probably got ripped off... friend

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Random Member of the Public Me at my WWII reenactment Listening to wwii broadcasts and music via an ipod hidden in the "How do you make that radio do that?! That's Cool!" Otimey radio. Sir, this is a 1940's radio, it only picks up 1940's radio signals That's awesome. Thanks Man I'11 have to get one of those
Random Member of the Public Me at my WWII reenactment Listening to wwii broadcasts and music via an ipod hidden in the "How do you make that radio do that?! That's Cool!" Otimey radio. Sir, this is a 1940's radio, it only picks up 1940's radio signals That's awesome. Thanks Man I'11 have to get one of those

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*Just walking through the street, when a random stranger stopped in front of me.* Woah, dude, you're Asian, right? Of course, does that mean anything? That means that you're Chinese, right? I said, that means you're Chinese, right? I'm sorry, but what did you just say? talk, eat the f------ same. I don't give a fly. Clearly, Urgh, do I care? All you Asian people look, talk, No, that doesn't mean that I'm from China a country in Asia, a continent. I'm Vietnamese, another country in Asia the f------ same. I dontn I can see that you're Chinese NO. OMG, I have no idea how you Asians are so smart at math, but so stupid at everything else. Germans and the Polish are totally different people We, Caucasians, are totally different than you Asian folks. With your logic, that means t Polaks are the same people Hey, can you wait here for a moment? 苴臺耳臺夏臺其蜜冝 联姻頁憂耳 IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS 亘 Oh s---!
*Just walking through the street, when a random stranger stopped in front of me.* Woah, dude, you're Asian, right? Of course, does that mean anything? That means that you're Chinese, right? I said, that means you're Chinese, right? I'm sorry, but what did you just say? talk, eat the f------ same. I don't give a fly. Clearly, Urgh, do I care? All you Asian people look, talk, No, that doesn't mean that I'm from China a country in Asia, a continent. I'm Vietnamese, another country in Asia the f------ same. I dontn I can see that you're Chinese NO. OMG, I have no idea how you Asians are so smart at math, but so stupid at everything else. Germans and the Polish are totally different people We, Caucasians, are totally different than you Asian folks. With your logic, that means t Polaks are the same people Hey, can you wait here for a moment? 苴臺耳臺夏臺其蜜冝 联姻頁憂耳 IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS 亘 Oh s---!

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*full grown adult customer - and a mockery of darwinism.. . *le me - working at Derps Pizzeria "How many slices are in a big pizza?" Actually, our sizes are a 10", 12", 16", 18", 、 and a 20". And each pizza is 8 slices." "Well how big is the biggest one? And how many slices is it?" "That's impossible. You don't know how to do math. They shouldn't let people as dumb as you make food. Do you know how to do your job even? pizza maker is the o someone like you co I speak to your may oCO probably knows ho actually work aro is unacceptable - and I deserve bett、( >) you even speak Eng Getting a little ticked now: "A 20", cut into 8 slices." ss a leaving Google Images Search: [ spiders ] 1 "Hey where you going?'" le return "Where'd ya go? What's with the spider-picture? You are du-" xle stick to face
*full grown adult customer - and a mockery of darwinism.. . *le me - working at Derps Pizzeria "How many slices are in a big pizza?" Actually, our sizes are a 10", 12", 16", 18", 、 and a 20". And each pizza is 8 slices." "Well how big is the biggest one? And how many slices is it?" "That's impossible. You don't know how to do math. They shouldn't let people as dumb as you make food. Do you know how to do your job even? pizza maker is the o someone like you co I speak to your may oCO probably knows ho actually work aro is unacceptable - and I deserve bett、( >) you even speak Eng Getting a little ticked now: "A 20", cut into 8 slices." ss a leaving Google Images Search: [ spiders ] 1 "Hey where you going?'" le return "Where'd ya go? What's with the spider-picture? You are du-" xle stick to face

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The 3 Types of Halo Players 1. The average joe. Does moderate playing and knows halo/online edicate. U Dead Bro? 2. The guy who does nothing but play halo/COD and can hit a lagging warthog passenger from across the map 3. The stupid noob who does nothing but run for the banshee. He will even kill his own team member in order to obtain this machine. Only to crash it into every possible thing on the map, and not last more than 23 seconds in it 吋回
The 3 Types of Halo Players 1. The average joe. Does moderate playing and knows halo/online edicate. U Dead Bro? 2. The guy who does nothing but play halo/COD and can hit a lagging warthog passenger from across the map 3. The stupid noob who does nothing but run for the banshee. He will even kill his own team member in order to obtain this machine. Only to crash it into every possible thing on the map, and not last more than 23 seconds in it 吋回

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Girl who has been "dieting" grabs a burger and cuts it into 3 pieces. *Me, at a friend's house for dinner* She then eats all 3 portions in minutes. "Because eating smaller portions means that there are less calories!" "Why did you do that?" crumbs
Girl who has been "dieting" grabs a burger and cuts it into 3 pieces. *Me, at a friend's house for dinner* She then eats all 3 portions in minutes. "Because eating smaller portions means that there are less calories!" "Why did you do that?" crumbs

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