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*le me, sporting a new, poorly- drawn, moustache/sideburn combo my lady friend is gone tor the month, so I'm free experiment with facial hair... and loving it Suddenly, a wild co-worker appears. . "Haha, looks like vou' re trying to grow a Hitler stache or something." "Hey, nice moustache." IT "Thanks." *le co-worker TRY AGAIN
*le me, sporting a new, poorly- drawn, moustache/sideburn combo my lady friend is gone tor the month, so I'm free experiment with facial hair... and loving it Suddenly, a wild co-worker appears. . "Haha, looks like vou' re trying to grow a Hitler stache or something." "Hey, nice moustache." IT "Thanks." *le co-worker TRY AGAIN

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SeveralWeeks Later Sure, you can borrow my G.I. Joe:s I like setting them up in huge battles and it's fun to play along with the cartoon too I hope you'11 have fun like I do and we can play with them next week when you come Hey, Can you bring my G.I Joes back this weekend? We can play with them together and I recorded this Uh, my brother threw them against the wall and broke them all, uh, sorry wow, thanks! weeks' cartoo 11 year old me ass I tried to be friends withh YOU Mhat?!? Well, I'm pretty good at fixing the broken figures and I have glue so I can fix Uhh, I just threw them al1l out, they were all like broken and stuff. I gotta go, bye the vehicleaitkenand stutf. HAVE you bring the pieces over YOU DONE? I still hate you, Mark.
SeveralWeeks Later Sure, you can borrow my G.I. Joe:s I like setting them up in huge battles and it's fun to play along with the cartoon too I hope you'11 have fun like I do and we can play with them next week when you come Hey, Can you bring my G.I Joes back this weekend? We can play with them together and I recorded this Uh, my brother threw them against the wall and broke them all, uh, sorry wow, thanks! weeks' cartoo 11 year old me ass I tried to be friends withh YOU Mhat?!? Well, I'm pretty good at fixing the broken figures and I have glue so I can fix Uhh, I just threw them al1l out, they were all like broken and stuff. I gotta go, bye the vehicleaitkenand stutf. HAVE you bring the pieces over YOU DONE? I still hate you, Mark.

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*Me, a computer tech, derpin, repairin computers. Suddenly a wild customer calls. Yeah, uh, I need oK sir, pickup oK it's real Hello, this is a pickup cuz I derp, how can had a lectrical |what is your I help you? is free, so surge and infections and such easy just turn Left at the y past the cracker barrel and make a uturn... address? -Actually sir, I have a GPS so if you could. . -I'm tellin ya it's simple, now, after the uturn you go three miles past the big tree. . . . . .then turn Left at my cousin Jeffy's, and bank sliiiightly right at the dead OK. Would you K. .. turn mind repeatingleft at the mhmm. . . .alri ght....mhmm . .got it....right. .horse and then make another uturnthat? I just and head past the found my pen bridge and you , y. . .past the cracker barrel...make a uturn 'rethere. Blah blah blah Then go past blah and you're your dead there. Get it cousin's... that time? 3201 Maplecreek Drive! I think so. (Recitee everything back wrong) I WILL DO THIS EVERY F------ TIME YOU DON'T UST GIVE ME YOUR F------ ADDRESS.
*Me, a computer tech, derpin, repairin computers. Suddenly a wild customer calls. Yeah, uh, I need oK sir, pickup oK it's real Hello, this is a pickup cuz I derp, how can had a lectrical |what is your I help you? is free, so surge and infections and such easy just turn Left at the y past the cracker barrel and make a uturn... address? -Actually sir, I have a GPS so if you could. . -I'm tellin ya it's simple, now, after the uturn you go three miles past the big tree. . . . . .then turn Left at my cousin Jeffy's, and bank sliiiightly right at the dead OK. Would you K. .. turn mind repeatingleft at the mhmm. . . .alri ght....mhmm . .got it....right. .horse and then make another uturnthat? I just and head past the found my pen bridge and you , y. . .past the cracker barrel...make a uturn 'rethere. Blah blah blah Then go past blah and you're your dead there. Get it cousin's... that time? 3201 Maplecreek Drive! I think so. (Recitee everything back wrong) I WILL DO THIS EVERY F------ TIME YOU DON'T UST GIVE ME YOUR F------ ADDRESS.

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Me. minding my own business, walking down the street when... . Random stranger "Yo bro, do you work alone?" "Uh. .what?" "Do you pick up chicks by yo self?" "Yaaa man. You just like exude that energy that the ladies all dig?" Sure. . - "Ha. Okay bro. Bye." "Yes. Yes I do. That is exactly what happens." Actually, I'm a raginga homosexual!
Me. minding my own business, walking down the street when... . Random stranger "Yo bro, do you work alone?" "Uh. .what?" "Do you pick up chicks by yo self?" "Yaaa man. You just like exude that energy that the ladies all dig?" Sure. . - "Ha. Okay bro. Bye." "Yes. Yes I do. That is exactly what happens." Actually, I'm a raginga homosexual!

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Watching "Who's the father" Maury episode Hey, why don't they ever do "whos the mother?" oh, right
Watching "Who's the father" Maury episode Hey, why don't they ever do "whos the mother?" oh, right

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*le me, working "security" at a Drive-In* customer rests foot on his brake pedal in the front row le car I trot down, approach the driver and say, le customer and lady friend "excuse me sir, your foot is on the brake pedal "no it isn't" bro! the lights kill the lights! other customers getting anxious "it is, sir. your "no they're not. let me look" brake lights are on in the back and it's distracting to other customers" *customer gets out of car, lights naturally go out* "i told you my foot wasn't on the pedal the lights are off. this is harassment! O、i'm going to your manager."
*le me, working "security" at a Drive-In* customer rests foot on his brake pedal in the front row le car I trot down, approach the driver and say, le customer and lady friend "excuse me sir, your foot is on the brake pedal "no it isn't" bro! the lights kill the lights! other customers getting anxious "it is, sir. your "no they're not. let me look" brake lights are on in the back and it's distracting to other customers" *customer gets out of car, lights naturally go out* "i told you my foot wasn't on the pedal the lights are off. this is harassment! O、i'm going to your manager."

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Wow, I didn't need to fight anyone to get Yoshi. You guys must not know how good *le new friend playing Mario he is. Kart 64 with old friends for the first time* Quite. All characters accel at either top speed or acceleration, not both On the contrary We are well aware of Yoshi's "greatness" but we choose not to play as As a lightweight, Yoshi was him intended to have a high acceleration and a low top speed. However, likely You guys have due to the oversight of the programmersabout How can of the game, he he be broken? has a high top speed and a high acceleratiorn Therefore, he is a broken character no idea what you're talking (0 He works perfectly fine. You guys are just mad that I picked him first
Wow, I didn't need to fight anyone to get Yoshi. You guys must not know how good *le new friend playing Mario he is. Kart 64 with old friends for the first time* Quite. All characters accel at either top speed or acceleration, not both On the contrary We are well aware of Yoshi's "greatness" but we choose not to play as As a lightweight, Yoshi was him intended to have a high acceleration and a low top speed. However, likely You guys have due to the oversight of the programmersabout How can of the game, he he be broken? has a high top speed and a high acceleratiorn Therefore, he is a broken character no idea what you're talking (0 He works perfectly fine. You guys are just mad that I picked him first

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le me stocking poorly drawn watermelons Hey! Pick me out a a good watermelon! finds fine specimen. Here you go Ma am IL hhh that one is no good. It's too greer JL BITCH, IF YOU ARE SO GOOD AT PICKING MELONS, WHY THE F--- ARE YOU ASKING ME TO DOIT FOR YOU?
le me stocking poorly drawn watermelons Hey! Pick me out a a good watermelon! finds fine specimen. Here you go Ma am IL hhh that one is no good. It's too greer JL BITCH, IF YOU ARE SO GOOD AT PICKING MELONS, WHY THE F--- ARE YOU ASKING ME TO DOIT FOR YOU?

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there was a transaction don it? are you still in at the ATM down the street that i sir? it hasn't b lost don't remember doing so i want my money back you don't REMEMBER doing possession of your card, or stolen or anything? hi, how can i help you? yeah, i still have it so let me make sure i have this would anyone y。ur household be able to get a hold of y ur card and PIN? no, i live by straight: you might've used the ATM myself and haven't had company since before that transaction in down the street, but aren't sure so you want your money back. also, you had your card and PIN in possession at all times, and no one could've gotten a hold of them. right? right 며。 alright, just sign this form and i'1l get arn investigation started right away thanks for your help okay form iapute form disput form disput form disput form investigation complete flush *wipe wipe*
there was a transaction don it? are you still in at the ATM down the street that i sir? it hasn't b lost don't remember doing so i want my money back you don't REMEMBER doing possession of your card, or stolen or anything? hi, how can i help you? yeah, i still have it so let me make sure i have this would anyone y。ur household be able to get a hold of y ur card and PIN? no, i live by straight: you might've used the ATM myself and haven't had company since before that transaction in down the street, but aren't sure so you want your money back. also, you had your card and PIN in possession at all times, and no one could've gotten a hold of them. right? right 며。 alright, just sign this form and i'1l get arn investigation started right away thanks for your help okay form iapute form disput form disput form disput form investigation complete flush *wipe wipe*

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*Chatting with a friend of mine.. . *When she says how she found a wallet the other day I tried to return it, but I couldn't find a number, anything on Facebook they didn t have their address in it either. I don't KnOW hoW to return it! Well, hey, at least you're trying. You shouldn't beat yourself up about that. Also, if you never find them, then you have a little extra spending money: but it's great that you'r- 0 Oh I already spent that.. Wai- What. .? る。 Yeah I took that out and used it for date money on me and my bf.. Soo you're trying to return a wallet to an owner in which you've already taken something from them? る。 iS Yeah. . "Finders fee y'know? Lol Hello sir, your wallet! Oh thank you so much young lad I found was so worri- Yo Oh.. I'm guessing the money was taken before you found it? Oh, no, I spent that. .. "Yes 911? る 回 like to report theft" Yeah, keep up, the good work!
*Chatting with a friend of mine.. . *When she says how she found a wallet the other day I tried to return it, but I couldn't find a number, anything on Facebook they didn t have their address in it either. I don't KnOW hoW to return it! Well, hey, at least you're trying. You shouldn't beat yourself up about that. Also, if you never find them, then you have a little extra spending money: but it's great that you'r- 0 Oh I already spent that.. Wai- What. .? る。 Yeah I took that out and used it for date money on me and my bf.. Soo you're trying to return a wallet to an owner in which you've already taken something from them? る。 iS Yeah. . "Finders fee y'know? Lol Hello sir, your wallet! Oh thank you so much young lad I found was so worri- Yo Oh.. I'm guessing the money was taken before you found it? Oh, no, I spent that. .. "Yes 911? る 回 like to report theft" Yeah, keep up, the good work!

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me, reading harry potter like a true fan now lets see what our favorite characters are up to no, are you finish kidding? two did you your potions arry! how are you, old chap? ron! i must say i am doing swimmingly old homework? whole feet of parchment!? its the worst homework ever boy plus we have charms practice@!!?! i know w-- and transfiguration, and divination, and.. nshitshitshitshit ing magic one ke that for
me, reading harry potter like a true fan now lets see what our favorite characters are up to no, are you finish kidding? two did you your potions arry! how are you, old chap? ron! i must say i am doing swimmingly old homework? whole feet of parchment!? its the worst homework ever boy plus we have charms practice@!!?! i know w-- and transfiguration, and divination, and.. nshitshitshitshit ing magic one ke that for

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Working at the theater Can I get a soda without ice? I don't want to have to pee halfway through the movie. OK, but how would that keep you Nuh-uh. The ice turns into water, from having to pee? You still have the drink. and water is what makes you have to pee. Soda isn't water Where does he think it goes?!?!
Working at the theater Can I get a soda without ice? I don't want to have to pee halfway through the movie. OK, but how would that keep you Nuh-uh. The ice turns into water, from having to pee? You still have the drink. and water is what makes you have to pee. Soda isn't water Where does he think it goes?!?!

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Lord Jobs! Other companies are making their own tablets and phones to compete with us! MUSTOO SUE EVERYONE
Lord Jobs! Other companies are making their own tablets and phones to compete with us! MUSTOO SUE EVERYONE

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Hi! I'd like a footlong on white bread please! Welcome to Scrubway! How can I help you:? BWAY Su Me working at Subway Customer Sure thing! And what kind of sandwich do you want? Su BWAY BWAY Su BWAY Su What do you mean, "What kind of sandwich do I want?'" BWAY Su
Hi! I'd like a footlong on white bread please! Welcome to Scrubway! How can I help you:? BWAY Su Me working at Subway Customer Sure thing! And what kind of sandwich do you want? Su BWAY BWAY Su BWAY Su What do you mean, "What kind of sandwich do I want?'" BWAY Su

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ex ofEender with my wLE, who hae sensetive are sensetive with the vords they use to deacribe this horrible man out of respect REALLY OLD GUY ITRIEND REALLY GUXREALLY OL an that's what FRIEND Da.D "Re died a sared nan counts.Sure, he nade acne goofa but he hin was blessed by 回回 in. I only wish I then when be aa older, I know夥one of when I vas a boy. We would have had g ou are hurt, but yoa FRIEND #3, OTHER REALLY people

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This will do bro. Dude I need to stop and gas up k Sheetz open 24 hours ME FRIEND The gas dude! God Dammit! When are they gonna invent some What the hell new gas again??!?!? Its so outdated! Take a look! **I take a closer are you talking about? look at the pump* Unleaded Super Plus Unleaded See bro, I'm still fillin up with the gas they invented in 1993. I an't believe people still use the '87 &89 Unleaded Hi 89 93 Hey why'd you get outta the car? What you doin dude? Sheetz open 24 hours
This will do bro. Dude I need to stop and gas up k Sheetz open 24 hours ME FRIEND The gas dude! God Dammit! When are they gonna invent some What the hell new gas again??!?!? Its so outdated! Take a look! **I take a closer are you talking about? look at the pump* Unleaded Super Plus Unleaded See bro, I'm still fillin up with the gas they invented in 1993. I an't believe people still use the '87 &89 Unleaded Hi 89 93 Hey why'd you get outta the car? What you doin dude? Sheetz open 24 hours

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