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So Derp, we've been going out for a month now, how about we go to my place after dinner for some sexytime *My new g/f and I on a dinner date at a nice restaurant. *As great as that sounds, I've yet to tell her that I'm a virgin. I suppose it's now or never.. So Derpina, I've got a bit of a confession to make... I'm a virgin.. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. It's just really embarassing given my age..and I didn't know if you'd have a problem with it. Oh it's fine, I just can't believe I've beern dating a gay guy all this time. Hey I have a gay friend that's single. Want me to hook you up? If you guys end up having sexytime, can I come over and watch? I just sent a text to your parents, they seem totally cool with it
So Derp, we've been going out for a month now, how about we go to my place after dinner for some sexytime *My new g/f and I on a dinner date at a nice restaurant. *As great as that sounds, I've yet to tell her that I'm a virgin. I suppose it's now or never.. So Derpina, I've got a bit of a confession to make... I'm a virgin.. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. It's just really embarassing given my age..and I didn't know if you'd have a problem with it. Oh it's fine, I just can't believe I've beern dating a gay guy all this time. Hey I have a gay friend that's single. Want me to hook you up? If you guys end up having sexytime, can I come over and watch? I just sent a text to your parents, they seem totally cool with it

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what Oh.What's Pico de Flounder with Pico de Gallo in a flour tortilla. Gallo Is a fish taco shaaaped d---/ a fish? Hot Salsa. Oh no. I'11 have a Sure! Whatever! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!? cheeseburger
what Oh.What's Pico de Flounder with Pico de Gallo in a flour tortilla. Gallo Is a fish taco shaaaped d---/ a fish? Hot Salsa. Oh no. I'11 have a Sure! Whatever! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!? cheeseburger

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see the cherry tree that I always climbed n when I was a kid le me at my parents' house during my vacation CHALLENGE ACCEPTED "decide to cl inb it again to see if I'm still as badass as I used to be. of course the tree became much higher in the meantime and I became least 1001bs heavier How it felt How it looked le finally in the tree, climbing around and enjoying the landscape view over the neighbourhood F--- HEA How it felt How it looked *eventually I become bored and decide to jump off the tree How it felt How it looked My overall experience Harp, I climed tree lo1z How I looked How I felt
see the cherry tree that I always climbed n when I was a kid le me at my parents' house during my vacation CHALLENGE ACCEPTED "decide to cl inb it again to see if I'm still as badass as I used to be. of course the tree became much higher in the meantime and I became least 1001bs heavier How it felt How it looked le finally in the tree, climbing around and enjoying the landscape view over the neighbourhood F--- HEA How it felt How it looked *eventually I become bored and decide to jump off the tree How it felt How it looked My overall experience Harp, I climed tree lo1z How I looked How I felt

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STRATEGY IDEA: DERP MORE HERPS! I FORGOT TO LOCK MY FRONT DOOR Bored in a meeting when hit with sudden realization... ME HoW TO SUCCESS DERPING IN A Proceed to spend remainder of the day eying clock nervously AR awaiting quittin time I live alone-- only choice is to wait /--. the day-out( I'M RETARDED Finally come home to see that door actually was locked entire time. I LEFT THE STOV ON ALL DAY
STRATEGY IDEA: DERP MORE HERPS! I FORGOT TO LOCK MY FRONT DOOR Bored in a meeting when hit with sudden realization... ME HoW TO SUCCESS DERPING IN A Proceed to spend remainder of the day eying clock nervously AR awaiting quittin time I live alone-- only choice is to wait /--. the day-out( I'M RETARDED Finally come home to see that door actually was locked entire time. I LEFT THE STOV ON ALL DAY

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$4.73, my good sir Your total comes to $4.73, sir What? What? *me at work. I said $4.73. What? SAY "WHAT" AGAIN
$4.73, my good sir Your total comes to $4.73, sir What? What? *me at work. I said $4.73. What? SAY "WHAT" AGAIN

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*later* *Dryer broke. Doing laundry at a laundromat. Decide to work on charcoal drawing while waiting.* What's wrong with your face? I was drawing with charcoal. DOO Ha ha, You're an art student? Or are you already a hobo? Get a real job in business like me, miss hobo. What does that even mean? *glitter* I hope the buisness college's dress code allows sparkles.
*later* *Dryer broke. Doing laundry at a laundromat. Decide to work on charcoal drawing while waiting.* What's wrong with your face? I was drawing with charcoal. DOO Ha ha, You're an art student? Or are you already a hobo? Get a real job in business like me, miss hobo. What does that even mean? *glitter* I hope the buisness college's dress code allows sparkles.

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*When suddenly, a wild customer *me and my bro, Derp, working at appears with one slice of a Pizza Derp pizza we made them earlier Yeah, this pizza was nasty, you need to make another *Me *Derp *Derp makes pizza perfectly *Me - ARE YOU F------ *then put it in the oven *Derp Not a problem sir. *Then in full view of the *Cuts it perfectly customer throws all but *Derp gets it out of the overn one slice of the pizzia in the trash. TRASH *Derp then lovingly places the single piece in a large box and ME H-------- dude, gives it to the customer you 're my hero. Derp Here you go sir, on the house. Problem?
*When suddenly, a wild customer *me and my bro, Derp, working at appears with one slice of a Pizza Derp pizza we made them earlier Yeah, this pizza was nasty, you need to make another *Me *Derp *Derp makes pizza perfectly *Me - ARE YOU F------ *then put it in the oven *Derp Not a problem sir. *Then in full view of the *Cuts it perfectly customer throws all but *Derp gets it out of the overn one slice of the pizzia in the trash. TRASH *Derp then lovingly places the single piece in a large box and ME H-------- dude, gives it to the customer you 're my hero. Derp Here you go sir, on the house. Problem?

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Le me, tired as hell at my weekly cooking class at scho ! Wild partner appears, announces we are making cupcakes today "LET'S DO THIS S---." Proceed to follow recipe, all is well whern suddenly.. . TLOUR "Umm well in the recipe it said 213 litres of milk.. .so that means 2 litres or 3 litres of milk, right? le teacher* Cooking bowl resembles pile of diarrhea, teacher and partner ask me to repeat what I did and to see where it went wrong I really did make s--- in the end.
Le me, tired as hell at my weekly cooking class at scho ! Wild partner appears, announces we are making cupcakes today "LET'S DO THIS S---." Proceed to follow recipe, all is well whern suddenly.. . TLOUR "Umm well in the recipe it said 213 litres of milk.. .so that means 2 litres or 3 litres of milk, right? le teacher* Cooking bowl resembles pile of diarrhea, teacher and partner ask me to repeat what I did and to see where it went wrong I really did make s--- in the end.

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Walking to my next class, passing the local campus foodery, minding my own business Then, suddenly, I notice a wild herpina in a Beatles shirt. 21 CHALLENGEACCEPTED She was pretty hot, so I thought I should make an attempt at small talk, as a fellow Beatles fan Her Oh, umm, I really don't know any of their music. I just blahblahblas phemy:lkajs: 1kjasdfl; *Walking beside her* Me: Hey, thur. Nice shirt. So, what's your favorite album? POKER FACE Me: Oh,well, see you later, I have to get to I've made a huge mistake. Her: Oh, ok, see you later. Hipsters
Walking to my next class, passing the local campus foodery, minding my own business Then, suddenly, I notice a wild herpina in a Beatles shirt. 21 CHALLENGEACCEPTED She was pretty hot, so I thought I should make an attempt at small talk, as a fellow Beatles fan Her Oh, umm, I really don't know any of their music. I just blahblahblas phemy:lkajs: 1kjasdfl; *Walking beside her* Me: Hey, thur. Nice shirt. So, what's your favorite album? POKER FACE Me: Oh,well, see you later, I have to get to I've made a huge mistake. Her: Oh, ok, see you later. Hipsters

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FIVEGUYS Ican wha -FIVE GUYS FAMOUS can I get for you? BURGERS and FRIES FAMOU BURGERS and FRIES le /n? Yea I want a burger Well yea, what would you like on it? "Your green peppers, are they yellow?" Well I have a question. . . No they re green
FIVEGUYS Ican wha -FIVE GUYS FAMOUS can I get for you? BURGERS and FRIES FAMOU BURGERS and FRIES le /n? Yea I want a burger Well yea, what would you like on it? "Your green peppers, are they yellow?" Well I have a question. . . No they re green

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*me, working the register Your total comes to $4.99 *the customer holds up my line for 5 minutes digging in her purse and finally finds a 5 dollar bill. 卜 ㄖ回 F04253679 I think I have 99 cents! WAIT! ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME
*me, working the register Your total comes to $4.99 *the customer holds up my line for 5 minutes digging in her purse and finally finds a 5 dollar bill. 卜 ㄖ回 F04253679 I think I have 99 cents! WAIT! ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME

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Talking to my bro about his boy scout camp he just got back from Dude, my boy scout leader is so weird, he was like kissing guys on the cheehk to say goodbye. Really? He sounds European *Le me My bro Nah bro, he's not European he's white.
Talking to my bro about his boy scout camp he just got back from Dude, my boy scout leader is so weird, he was like kissing guys on the cheehk to say goodbye. Really? He sounds European *Le me My bro Nah bro, he's not European he's white.

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(me) Me making a salad for my family's dinner Sorry family, I forgot to wash the cherry tomatoes I put in there. (me) (the mother) (the father) It is a fine looking salad. Do not fear. Ooo. Cherry tomatoes! they are so cute. (the pregnant sister) agh.. i can't have them because you shouldnt have unwashed fruit when you are pregnant You are pregnant drinking wine and you think unwashed fruit hurts your baby. .. (me) 回h EUROPEANS DRINK WHEN THEY ARE PREGNANT AND THEIR BABIES ARE FINE!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH MORE STUPIDITY I fear for my nephew or neice 0
(me) Me making a salad for my family's dinner Sorry family, I forgot to wash the cherry tomatoes I put in there. (me) (the mother) (the father) It is a fine looking salad. Do not fear. Ooo. Cherry tomatoes! they are so cute. (the pregnant sister) agh.. i can't have them because you shouldnt have unwashed fruit when you are pregnant You are pregnant drinking wine and you think unwashed fruit hurts your baby. .. (me) 回h EUROPEANS DRINK WHEN THEY ARE PREGNANT AND THEIR BABIES ARE FINE!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH MORE STUPIDITY I fear for my nephew or neice 0

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Finally get off work after closing, ready to g to a party le text from person at ca )Sorry bro, you cant come over Spend the night alone watching TV by myself Playing xbox by myself AP o:f course. . FAP Read text that say:s the party got busted and everyone there go MIP's and has to do community service THE NEXT DAY
Finally get off work after closing, ready to g to a party le text from person at ca )Sorry bro, you cant come over Spend the night alone watching TV by myself Playing xbox by myself AP o:f course. . FAP Read text that say:s the party got busted and everyone there go MIP's and has to do community service THE NEXT DAY

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SUBWAY SUBWAY Hi, what can I make for you? yeah no s---. hey ya S just want a sandwich
SUBWAY SUBWAY Hi, what can I make for you? yeah no s---. hey ya S just want a sandwich

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Suddenly, a temale coworker appears, obviously distraught. "What's the matter, Derpina?" *me at work, doing nothing on my break. "I think my boyfriend is cheating on me!" "What? That's terrible! What makes you think that?" ". . . Yes, and?" "He just sent me a picture of his d---.. . AND IT WAS HARD!" "I mean, he had to have a girl there. Guys can't get hard unless they see a girl naked."
Suddenly, a temale coworker appears, obviously distraught. "What's the matter, Derpina?" *me at work, doing nothing on my break. "I think my boyfriend is cheating on me!" "What? That's terrible! What makes you think that?" ". . . Yes, and?" "He just sent me a picture of his d---.. . AND IT WAS HARD!" "I mean, he had to have a girl there. Guys can't get hard unless they see a girl naked."

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