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Hi! I'd like a footlong on white bread please! Welcome to Scrubway! How can I help you:? BWAY Su Me working at Subway Customer Sure thing! And what kind of sandwich do you want? Su BWAY BWAY Su BWAY Su What do you mean, "What kind of sandwich do I want?'" BWAY Su

Hi! I'd like a footlong on white bread please! Welcome to Scrubway! How can I help you:? BWAY Su Me working at Subway Customer Sure thing! And what kind of sandwich do you want? Su BWAY BWAY Su BWAY Su What do you mean, "What kind of sandwich do I want?'" BWAY Su

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ex ofEender with my wLE, who hae sensetive are sensetive with the vords they use to deacribe this horrible man out of respect REALLY OLD GUY ITRIEND REALLY GUXREALLY OL an that's what FRIEND Da.D "Re died a sared nan counts.Sure, he nade acne goofa but he hin was blessed by 回回 in. I only wish I then when be aa older, I know夥one of when I vas a boy. We would have had g ou are hurt, but yoa FRIEND #3, OTHER REALLY people

ex ofEender with my wLE, who hae sensetive are sensetive with the vords they use to deacribe this horrible man out of respect REALLY OLD GUY ITRIEND REALLY GUXREALLY OL an that's what FRIEND Da.D "Re died a sared nan counts.Sure, he nade acne goofa but he hin was blessed by 回回 in. I only wish I then when be aa older, I know夥one of when I vas a boy. We would have had g ou are hurt, but yoa FRIEND #3, OTHER REALLY people

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This will do bro. Dude I need to stop and gas up k Sheetz open 24 hours ME FRIEND The gas dude! God Dammit! When are they gonna invent some What the hell new gas again??!?!? Its so outdated! Take a look! **I take a closer are you talking about? look at the pump* Unleaded Super Plus Unleaded See bro, I'm still fillin up with the gas they invented in 1993. I an't believe people still use the '87 &89 Unleaded Hi 89 93 Hey why'd you get outta the car? What you doin dude? Sheetz open 24 hours

This will do bro. Dude I need to stop and gas up k Sheetz open 24 hours ME FRIEND The gas dude! God Dammit! When are they gonna invent some What the hell new gas again??!?!? Its so outdated! Take a look! **I take a closer are you talking about? look at the pump* Unleaded Super Plus Unleaded See bro, I'm still fillin up with the gas they invented in 1993. I an't believe people still use the '87 &89 Unleaded Hi 89 93 Hey why'd you get outta the car? What you doin dude? Sheetz open 24 hours

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A wild co-worker appears Me Derping around at work. Hey you're from Spain because you speak spanish right. No I'm from Mexico. Oh sorry, you speak Mexican. My mistake So you're fronm England Because you speak English. No! Don't be so stupid.

A wild co-worker appears Me Derping around at work. Hey you're from Spain because you speak spanish right. No I'm from Mexico. Oh sorry, you speak Mexican. My mistake So you're fronm England Because you speak English. No! Don't be so stupid.

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*Serving ice cream like a minimum wage slave Could you put some ice in my water? uh, sure. *removes just a little bit hmm, it's pretty full, i'm going to need to make some room for the ice WHY ARE YOU WASTINGenova some of If I don't remove some Of the water it will overflow when I put the ice in. Its called water displacement. MY WATER?! THATS A BUNCH OF B------- YOUR JSUT TRYING TO WASTE MY WATER *I try to demonstrate by sticking my hand in glase full of water. Ya but ice and water are made out of the same thing so that doesn't happen. *Twitch And thats when I killed her, Officer

*Serving ice cream like a minimum wage slave Could you put some ice in my water? uh, sure. *removes just a little bit hmm, it's pretty full, i'm going to need to make some room for the ice WHY ARE YOU WASTINGenova some of If I don't remove some Of the water it will overflow when I put the ice in. Its called water displacement. MY WATER?! THATS A BUNCH OF B------- YOUR JSUT TRYING TO WASTE MY WATER *I try to demonstrate by sticking my hand in glase full of water. Ya but ice and water are made out of the same thing so that doesn't happen. *Twitch And thats when I killed her, Officer

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so derp, what are you m, i guess i'l try going to do about these high gas prices? to drive less. you? le me* i 'm gonna just fill up half a tank.

so derp, what are you m, i guess i'l try going to do about these high gas prices? to drive less. you? le me* i 'm gonna just fill up half a tank.

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*le me hanging out with one of I give her my phone to show her my good girl friends talking to the texts that this girl and 1I her about some girl troubles I'm sent. having. she tells me that things look good and that I have a good chance, until I look at my phone. . To Derpina: ur a c---, lol "Why the f--- would you senod that to her? "I thought she'd find it funnv." YOU JUST CALLED THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS A C--- FROM MY PHONE AND FIGURED SHE 'D LOL OR SOME S--- YOU RE STUPID

*le me hanging out with one of I give her my phone to show her my good girl friends talking to the texts that this girl and 1I her about some girl troubles I'm sent. having. she tells me that things look good and that I have a good chance, until I look at my phone. . To Derpina: ur a c---, lol "Why the f--- would you senod that to her? "I thought she'd find it funnv." YOU JUST CALLED THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS A C--- FROM MY PHONE AND FIGURED SHE 'D LOL OR SOME S--- YOU RE STUPID

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Good afternoon, Derpette speaking OK, that's no problem, I will help you locate it. What' s the model number? I emailed about the availability of a printer that you said you had but I can't find it on your website now Fuji Xerox blałh blah derp derp Am I speaking with Mr. Derperson? I believe I replied to your email about that printer. Did you not receive it? I am Did you get that email? I believe there should have been a link in it to the product? Oh yeah there is a link, but I didn't click it. Should I? What will it do? Is it safe? 。 Oh. Are you Derpette?

Good afternoon, Derpette speaking OK, that's no problem, I will help you locate it. What' s the model number? I emailed about the availability of a printer that you said you had but I can't find it on your website now Fuji Xerox blałh blah derp derp Am I speaking with Mr. Derperson? I believe I replied to your email about that printer. Did you not receive it? I am Did you get that email? I believe there should have been a link in it to the product? Oh yeah there is a link, but I didn't click it. Should I? What will it do? Is it safe? 。 Oh. Are you Derpette?

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*Dog barking a lot *Me letting the dog inside Help I'm O stuck ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME *tree *leash *Barking dog

*Dog barking a lot *Me letting the dog inside Help I'm O stuck ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME *tree *leash *Barking dog

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Me finishing a c-------- right before I walk into the train station. When I finish I make sure to put it out, then walk into the station to throw it in the trash. As I throw into the trash a public transit employee aproaches me. . . Hey take that out of the trash right now! PT Employee Don't worry it's not lit, I'm not stupid I don't care, take it out of the trash! I comply if for no other reason than to so what the hell he wants me to do Now throw it out on the street and d n't ever throw cigarettes im the trash again! Here it is man.. Give me that f------ hat!

Me finishing a c-------- right before I walk into the train station. When I finish I make sure to put it out, then walk into the station to throw it in the trash. As I throw into the trash a public transit employee aproaches me. . . Hey take that out of the trash right now! PT Employee Don't worry it's not lit, I'm not stupid I don't care, take it out of the trash! I comply if for no other reason than to so what the hell he wants me to do Now throw it out on the street and d n't ever throw cigarettes im the trash again! Here it is man.. Give me that f------ hat!

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Me, a front desk Hi, I need a single clerk at a local Smoking room smalltown hotel We are out oI singles so I will give you a double f r the same price. takes key anod leaves after paying* A FEN MOMENTS LATER Thank you and enjoy your stay! I can't believe you don't have an elevator, who the hell is going to carry all my stuff upstairs? I can' t find the elevator. .. BLAHBLAHBLAH I NEED TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER OR YOU NEED We don 't have an elevator. TO MOVE ME DOWNS TAIRS BLAHBLAHBLAH NEVERMIND, I DON 'T WANT TO DEAL WITH SOME TEENAGE BITCH *storms upstairs* A FEW MOMENTS LATER Sir, our downstairs is reserved for the elderly and handicapped Maybe you should keep some stuff in your car. . .? I THOUGHT I SAID ONE BED, NO WONDER THE PRICE WAS SO HIGH, BLAHBLAHBLAH True Story FO

Me, a front desk Hi, I need a single clerk at a local Smoking room smalltown hotel We are out oI singles so I will give you a double f r the same price. takes key anod leaves after paying* A FEN MOMENTS LATER Thank you and enjoy your stay! I can't believe you don't have an elevator, who the hell is going to carry all my stuff upstairs? I can' t find the elevator. .. BLAHBLAHBLAH I NEED TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER OR YOU NEED We don 't have an elevator. TO MOVE ME DOWNS TAIRS BLAHBLAHBLAH NEVERMIND, I DON 'T WANT TO DEAL WITH SOME TEENAGE BITCH *storms upstairs* A FEW MOMENTS LATER Sir, our downstairs is reserved for the elderly and handicapped Maybe you should keep some stuff in your car. . .? I THOUGHT I SAID ONE BED, NO WONDER THE PRICE WAS SO HIGH, BLAHBLAHBLAH True Story FO

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*Chrysler commercial appears *My friend and I watching TV *Frien *Me IMPORTED FROM DETROIT "No those 士oreign cars suck." "Why can't people just buy American made cars, we need to stop importing s---." "That car looks pretty nice." "What?"

*Chrysler commercial appears *My friend and I watching TV *Frien *Me IMPORTED FROM DETROIT "No those 士oreign cars suck." "Why can't people just buy American made cars, we need to stop importing s---." "That car looks pretty nice." "What?"

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*Doin teh Netflix with my cousin and he asks what movie we should watch...* Let's watch Pulp Fiction! That movie's retarded and gay. . - Have you ever even watched it??? F--- no, dude. It's gay 0 DOYOU READ THE BIBLE, DERP?

*Doin teh Netflix with my cousin and he asks what movie we should watch...* Let's watch Pulp Fiction! That movie's retarded and gay. . - Have you ever even watched it??? F--- no, dude. It's gay 0 DOYOU READ THE BIBLE, DERP?

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2 Hours Later Hey Spraycanhead, can I borrow your car to go to the okay, but be pharmacy downtown careful real quick Where the f--- is he, he sh uld have been back at least an hour *me and a half ago friend* I dunno, he's a dumbass, but I trust him to be careful with He probably crashed it doing something stupid car *generally pessamistic friend* *We find him standing next to my car with its bumper falling off, holding a roll of duct tape* A little bit later we hear my car pull up and go outside to see what took so long Sorry dude, after I went to the pharmacy, I picked up some guy downt own and went on a burn with him. I was so high I tried to do an e-brake turn and crashed into a ditch, but I bought this duct tape to fix it

2 Hours Later Hey Spraycanhead, can I borrow your car to go to the okay, but be pharmacy downtown careful real quick Where the f--- is he, he sh uld have been back at least an hour *me and a half ago friend* I dunno, he's a dumbass, but I trust him to be careful with He probably crashed it doing something stupid car *generally pessamistic friend* *We find him standing next to my car with its bumper falling off, holding a roll of duct tape* A little bit later we hear my car pull up and go outside to see what took so long Sorry dude, after I went to the pharmacy, I picked up some guy downt own and went on a burn with him. I was so high I tried to do an e-brake turn and crashed into a ditch, but I bought this duct tape to fix it

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*At the beginning* Through Ths Ormvle "Morgan Freeman and science! This show is awesome!" "Hm. Quite interesting." * In the middle* *By the end* "Wait, what the hell are they talking about?" "I like the pretty colors!"

*At the beginning* Through Ths Ormvle "Morgan Freeman and science! This show is awesome!" "Hm. Quite interesting." * In the middle* *By the end* "Wait, what the hell are they talking about?" "I like the pretty colors!"

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