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*le me derping about when herpette rings me "Herpette? hello?" "hey herpette! how are you?" *call disconnects *le text message appears "sry i just cant talk to you right now" bitch, you called me
*le me derping about when herpette rings me "Herpette? hello?" "hey herpette! how are you?" *call disconnects *le text message appears "sry i just cant talk to you right now" bitch, you called me

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Would you like some coffee? I don't drink coffee, caffeine is bad *random guy | kme Where do these people come from?! So I drink energy drinks instead.
Would you like some coffee? I don't drink coffee, caffeine is bad *random guy | kme Where do these people come from?! So I drink energy drinks instead.

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Jus waiting at the mall for my sisters to finish shopin When suddenly, I see this kid start messing around the mall Rwesoney d benck He stops abruptly And pees his pants all over the floor.. 久久 Then runs off like nothing happened What did I just see???
Jus waiting at the mall for my sisters to finish shopin When suddenly, I see this kid start messing around the mall Rwesoney d benck He stops abruptly And pees his pants all over the floor.. 久久 Then runs off like nothing happened What did I just see???

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so can anyone name all the continents? * le me in 3rd grade ME ME ME ME!!! yes Derpette? BITCH THOSE ARENT EVEN CONSONANTS
so can anyone name all the continents? * le me in 3rd grade ME ME ME ME!!! yes Derpette? BITCH THOSE ARENT EVEN CONSONANTS

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. .yeah I'm really into classic literature. Like the Twilight books I mean the movies were classics and so are the books! Cool, like what?
. .yeah I'm really into classic literature. Like the Twilight books I mean the movies were classics and so are the books! Cool, like what?

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3 AM in the morning, sister finishing her school project. Hey bro, my teacher wants my PowerPoint burned ont a DVD. Hmmm, this top DVD is scratched to hell. I'll just grab the one below it... it looks fine Can you help me? Sure, sis. I'1l go grab a DVD. Dad should have yawn ' some in the cabinet Here. Put this in Wow, this sure is taking a long time to load Yeah, this computer is really old but this is ridiculous.. . Wait a minute. There's only one reason why the computer would take an entire minute to load a CD. There must be something on the disc. iS Eject the disc. Now. Father... What? Why? It's frozen, it won't even respond. Wait, look! Windows Media Player is loading! why have you forsaken me? OOOH! OHH YEAH! F--- ME HARDER! F---! F---! POKER FACE unnnnuhnununhunugn. . .yeah, suck that d--- dry. (sister clicks close) POKER FACE KIDS What the hell is going on?! Oh god, I'1l go get your dad I'm sure he knows what's going on She needed a DVD. .. I got one from the living room cabinet... why can 't we just pretend this didn 't happen. . .this is only going to get worse POKER FACE POKR FACE Hey kids. Umm, 1isten. I've hadI'11 be honest with you guys. I some depression issues, as I'm sure you know, and the I take affects my sexual abilities have erectile dysfunction from e medicinethe medicine and I need help to perform. oh god. mom and dad havinq sex. fresh mental image after seeing six thumbnails of girls getting gangbanged and taking it up the ass. k dad please stop talking POKER FACE POKER FACE |\、 POKER FACE POKER FACE Well guys, I think that about covers it. How about a hug? POKER FACE POKER FACE
3 AM in the morning, sister finishing her school project. Hey bro, my teacher wants my PowerPoint burned ont a DVD. Hmmm, this top DVD is scratched to hell. I'll just grab the one below it... it looks fine Can you help me? Sure, sis. I'1l go grab a DVD. Dad should have yawn ' some in the cabinet Here. Put this in Wow, this sure is taking a long time to load Yeah, this computer is really old but this is ridiculous.. . Wait a minute. There's only one reason why the computer would take an entire minute to load a CD. There must be something on the disc. iS Eject the disc. Now. Father... What? Why? It's frozen, it won't even respond. Wait, look! Windows Media Player is loading! why have you forsaken me? OOOH! OHH YEAH! F--- ME HARDER! F---! F---! POKER FACE unnnnuhnununhunugn. . .yeah, suck that d--- dry. (sister clicks close) POKER FACE KIDS What the hell is going on?! Oh god, I'1l go get your dad I'm sure he knows what's going on She needed a DVD. .. I got one from the living room cabinet... why can 't we just pretend this didn 't happen. . .this is only going to get worse POKER FACE POKR FACE Hey kids. Umm, 1isten. I've hadI'11 be honest with you guys. I some depression issues, as I'm sure you know, and the I take affects my sexual abilities have erectile dysfunction from e medicinethe medicine and I need help to perform. oh god. mom and dad havinq sex. fresh mental image after seeing six thumbnails of girls getting gangbanged and taking it up the ass. k dad please stop talking POKER FACE POKER FACE |\、 POKER FACE POKER FACE Well guys, I think that about covers it. How about a hug? POKER FACE POKER FACE

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Listening to my ipod At utter peace... When my idiot roommate walks in. YOU THREW OFF Hey man, whatcha listening to? MY GROOVE!
Listening to my ipod At utter peace... When my idiot roommate walks in. YOU THREW OFF Hey man, whatcha listening to? MY GROOVE!

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Me, eating chips when A wild roommate suddenly. . . . appears! "Hey bro can i have some chips?" "Sure'" aus *Rustle chrinkle rustle* *Rustle rustle* Pulls out a single potato chip after searching for a good minute and a half *Rustle rustle* "Thanks bro"
Me, eating chips when A wild roommate suddenly. . . . appears! "Hey bro can i have some chips?" "Sure'" aus *Rustle chrinkle rustle* *Rustle rustle* Pulls out a single potato chip after searching for a good minute and a half *Rustle rustle* "Thanks bro"

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*working at derpmart* hey how much is this gold plated AV cable? that's $20 sir gold is worth way more than that! i'm gonna scrape the gold off and sell it!
*working at derpmart* hey how much is this gold plated AV cable? that's $20 sir gold is worth way more than that! i'm gonna scrape the gold off and sell it!

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Having a special for today only THE AD SAID ONLY $1!! $1 Sundaes (+ tax) Stop being stupid and get me somebody who knows how to work right Sir, after tax, i need $1.11 please. Sir, it is $1 plus tax... which brings it to $1.11 What is "tax"? Is that supposed to be your tip?? Im NOT tipping you! No Sir, sales tax is how the government makes some money off our sales Obama said that I did not need to pay that anymore. Just 1ike health care How do some people make it through life?
Having a special for today only THE AD SAID ONLY $1!! $1 Sundaes (+ tax) Stop being stupid and get me somebody who knows how to work right Sir, after tax, i need $1.11 please. Sir, it is $1 plus tax... which brings it to $1.11 What is "tax"? Is that supposed to be your tip?? Im NOT tipping you! No Sir, sales tax is how the government makes some money off our sales Obama said that I did not need to pay that anymore. Just 1ike health care How do some people make it through life?

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le me hangin out with friends when suddenly a wild quote appears it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again *le frien What are you talking about? Thats from Joe dirt *le me silence f the Lambs!!! Great Movie!!! ya bro whats silence of the lambs? I willeat your liver with some Eava beans and a nice chianti E-E-F-E-E-F-E-E
le me hangin out with friends when suddenly a wild quote appears it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again *le frien What are you talking about? Thats from Joe dirt *le me silence f the Lambs!!! Great Movie!!! ya bro whats silence of the lambs? I willeat your liver with some Eava beans and a nice chianti E-E-F-E-E-F-E-E

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Hello Police? I don't want to be a bother, but there's this homeless tent camp set up in the bushes near my house. I'm the block watch captain. Every day we see them bring stolen items in to the camp, and drug deals all day long There are used needles everywhere! Here are the plate numbers of the dealers cars It's been going on for months! We want them gone! Owner is wanted on warrant Plate #1 123 - ABC Plate # 321 - CBA Plate #3 213 - BAC Ass ciated to Drug Gangs Stolen car Well, I don't want to be a bother to you guys People, the police cannot be everywhere at once and do not have a magic crystal ball telling them where criminals are. The police rely on the public to tell them about suspicious activity and criminal behaviours. If you have something odd and out of place, call the police and tell them! It's not a b ther, it's our job!
Hello Police? I don't want to be a bother, but there's this homeless tent camp set up in the bushes near my house. I'm the block watch captain. Every day we see them bring stolen items in to the camp, and drug deals all day long There are used needles everywhere! Here are the plate numbers of the dealers cars It's been going on for months! We want them gone! Owner is wanted on warrant Plate #1 123 - ABC Plate # 321 - CBA Plate #3 213 - BAC Ass ciated to Drug Gangs Stolen car Well, I don't want to be a bother to you guys People, the police cannot be everywhere at once and do not have a magic crystal ball telling them where criminals are. The police rely on the public to tell them about suspicious activity and criminal behaviours. If you have something odd and out of place, call the police and tell them! It's not a b ther, it's our job!

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Hey, the other day I found a magazine in the recycle bin with Arabic words in it. Was it yours? Are you from Iraq? *Me an Iranian student working in the lab alone while the cleaning lady walks irn Yeah it was mine but I'm actually from Iran, not Iraq And it was in Farsi not Arabic. Why don't you guys stop killing Iran, Iraq. .. they are the same! Are you a muslim terrorist too? each other? No, They're not! And all of the muslims are not terrorists! That's a common misunderstanding Besides, I'm an athiest. So you are not from Al-Qaeda? of course I'm not! They are brutal killers! Do you even know what Al-Qaeda is? Well that's a relief! Yesterday after I saw the magazine I was so scared that I called 911. They came over and checked the r○om and said it was OK! Bitch! You keep talking and You're gonna have to call them again.
Hey, the other day I found a magazine in the recycle bin with Arabic words in it. Was it yours? Are you from Iraq? *Me an Iranian student working in the lab alone while the cleaning lady walks irn Yeah it was mine but I'm actually from Iran, not Iraq And it was in Farsi not Arabic. Why don't you guys stop killing Iran, Iraq. .. they are the same! Are you a muslim terrorist too? each other? No, They're not! And all of the muslims are not terrorists! That's a common misunderstanding Besides, I'm an athiest. So you are not from Al-Qaeda? of course I'm not! They are brutal killers! Do you even know what Al-Qaeda is? Well that's a relief! Yesterday after I saw the magazine I was so scared that I called 911. They came over and checked the r○om and said it was OK! Bitch! You keep talking and You're gonna have to call them again.

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hey bro, derp.exe says it's in offline mode, and i have to restart it while connected to the internet to go online *le me and my little step bro I don't see the problem so what am i supposed to do? ん! What the hell do you do in school?
hey bro, derp.exe says it's in offline mode, and i have to restart it while connected to the internet to go online *le me and my little step bro I don't see the problem so what am i supposed to do? ん! What the hell do you do in school?

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suddenly, le wild customer appears! le me, working at le derp coffee shop "CAN I BUY COFFEE HERE???" "Umm. yes..." "O ok, cause I didn't know if sold this kinda stuff in Canada. .." "Is it true you guys ride polar bears??2" 4 RAGEBUILDER.COM
suddenly, le wild customer appears! le me, working at le derp coffee shop "CAN I BUY COFFEE HERE???" "Umm. yes..." "O ok, cause I didn't know if sold this kinda stuff in Canada. .." "Is it true you guys ride polar bears??2" 4 RAGEBUILDER.COM

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I go back to work the following day, where the majority of my co-workers are super supportive After studying abroad in Russia for 3 weeks, I come home to find out from my mom that my 13-year-old golden retreiver died from cancer 3 days before I got back. We proceed to have a long cry session together *one wild religious co- worker appears* What's the big deal? It's just a stupid f------ dog. Get over yourself. . . .Don't look at me like that! It doesn't evern matter; dogs don' t even have souls anyways YOU SHUT THE F--- UP RIGHT NOW, YOU INSENSTIVE LITTLE PRICK. I PICKED HIM OUT, I NAMED HIM, AND HE WAS WITH ME THROUGH A SHITTON OF TOUGH STUFF. IT F------ MATTERS
I go back to work the following day, where the majority of my co-workers are super supportive After studying abroad in Russia for 3 weeks, I come home to find out from my mom that my 13-year-old golden retreiver died from cancer 3 days before I got back. We proceed to have a long cry session together *one wild religious co- worker appears* What's the big deal? It's just a stupid f------ dog. Get over yourself. . . .Don't look at me like that! It doesn't evern matter; dogs don' t even have souls anyways YOU SHUT THE F--- UP RIGHT NOW, YOU INSENSTIVE LITTLE PRICK. I PICKED HIM OUT, I NAMED HIM, AND HE WAS WITH ME THROUGH A SHITTON OF TOUGH STUFF. IT F------ MATTERS

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