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*browsing reddit's front page. I come across a post that I find funny, and decide to share it with my derp gf.* This was the post: w a mrute . . Barack Obama urns 50 today? There are 50 Ras oror flag & ts Ramadan. Glen Beck help me out here, his seems shady about anhour ag0 Uke Comment now who else hed a brthday every year of his lfe.。.Hten about an hour ago . Urthe。eI 7 peccle in the background as she reads waiting to see her reaction." *i decide to call her over to read it. hey derpette! take a look at this! *her* this guy is stupid. there aren't 50 stars on the flag . . . "how many are there then. . .? "THIRTEEN ". . .I'M DATING AN IDIOT!" "OR QUITE POSSIBLY A TIME TRAVELER FROM THE COLONIAL DAYS!"
*browsing reddit's front page. I come across a post that I find funny, and decide to share it with my derp gf.* This was the post: w a mrute . . Barack Obama urns 50 today? There are 50 Ras oror flag & ts Ramadan. Glen Beck help me out here, his seems shady about anhour ag0 Uke Comment now who else hed a brthday every year of his lfe.。.Hten about an hour ago . Urthe。eI 7 peccle in the background as she reads waiting to see her reaction." *i decide to call her over to read it. hey derpette! take a look at this! *her* this guy is stupid. there aren't 50 stars on the flag . . . "how many are there then. . .? "THIRTEEN ". . .I'M DATING AN IDIOT!" "OR QUITE POSSIBLY A TIME TRAVELER FROM THE COLONIAL DAYS!"

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"hey boss, i got a paper cut. do we need to do an incident report? *manager "yes, because if gets any worse than that, the company would need a record of it." * my coworker me TWO HOURS LATER ! lifting heavy boxes and placing them on high shelves "i drop 50 footlocker on my foot "wow, this is really starting to hurt. I should tell my manager, in case it's broken." LATER "hey, boss I know you said you wanted us to report ALL of our injuries, and I dropped this really heavy footlocker on my toe and its jammed and it's getting pretty swollen" "that's BS, derp. what a lazy attempt to get out of working. you're gonna need an ACTUAL emergency if you want me to write an incident report."
"hey boss, i got a paper cut. do we need to do an incident report? *manager "yes, because if gets any worse than that, the company would need a record of it." * my coworker me TWO HOURS LATER ! lifting heavy boxes and placing them on high shelves "i drop 50 footlocker on my foot "wow, this is really starting to hurt. I should tell my manager, in case it's broken." LATER "hey, boss I know you said you wanted us to report ALL of our injuries, and I dropped this really heavy footlocker on my toe and its jammed and it's getting pretty swollen" "that's BS, derp. what a lazy attempt to get out of working. you're gonna need an ACTUAL emergency if you want me to write an incident report."

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A FEW MOMENTS LATER THE MEXT GENERATIOn *Me watching some TNG lone on a random afternoon.* "Oh. This is stupid. I Don't understand why anyone would watch this anyway?" *In walks my brother's gf "Cool! Star Wars " ...Star TREK actually." Bitch! Why the f--- would say that while I am enjoying the show that you just called stupid!? If you disrespect me or this show like that again, I'll get Michael Dorn in ful Worf costume to slaughter you with a Bat'leth! "Whatever. It's still stupid." "Qapla" STAH TREn THE NEXT GENERATIO "Holy sh-..."
A FEW MOMENTS LATER THE MEXT GENERATIOn *Me watching some TNG lone on a random afternoon.* "Oh. This is stupid. I Don't understand why anyone would watch this anyway?" *In walks my brother's gf "Cool! Star Wars " ...Star TREK actually." Bitch! Why the f--- would say that while I am enjoying the show that you just called stupid!? If you disrespect me or this show like that again, I'll get Michael Dorn in ful Worf costume to slaughter you with a Bat'leth! "Whatever. It's still stupid." "Qapla" STAH TREn THE NEXT GENERATIO "Holy sh-..."

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*Talking to a theatre major about plans f r the future sounds tough, you'11 probobly have to take on some pretty s----- roles before you make it big so are you trying to get on broadway or what? That's smalltime man I'm gonna star in movies ...YOu think so? me well yea I imagine every popular actor has had to do that like a retard or a gay. .. .Or a black guy w/e I'd act in anything.. .besides roles that would keep me typcasted as one type of character WHAT?!
*Talking to a theatre major about plans f r the future sounds tough, you'11 probobly have to take on some pretty s----- roles before you make it big so are you trying to get on broadway or what? That's smalltime man I'm gonna star in movies ...YOu think so? me well yea I imagine every popular actor has had to do that like a retard or a gay. .. .Or a black guy w/e I'd act in anything.. .besides roles that would keep me typcasted as one type of character WHAT?!

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Hey guys, did you know that if you turn your 3D glasses upside down the screen goes upside down too? Brother, Mother, and I at a 3D Movie FFFTTTCHH CHHPFFF POKER FACE CHHTPE MY FAMILY IS RE TARDED
Hey guys, did you know that if you turn your 3D glasses upside down the screen goes upside down too? Brother, Mother, and I at a 3D Movie FFFTTTCHH CHHPFFF POKER FACE CHHTPE MY FAMILY IS RE TARDED

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Le Me at 2nd interview My competition for the job "You might as well go home, bro. My dad knows the owner personally." Receptionist Mr. Derpson, Mr Baus is ready to see you now. Come this way Me RECEPTION Okay Me: I got this "Nice ou agai Lote begin e:"Indeed Me: A FEW MOMENTS LATER Stomach Problem? Small intestine Losing Control. Critical Mass reached Relieving presSure silently, when suddenly. . . Must hold it together! Me 1 his office. Mr. Baus: "Thank you Mr. Derpson. We will let you know of our decision shortly." eaving BAD Thank you for your time." As my douchebag competion from the waiting room walks in Mr. Baus think:s this douchebag just released the kraken in his office. I ended up getting the job ( True Story
Le Me at 2nd interview My competition for the job "You might as well go home, bro. My dad knows the owner personally." Receptionist Mr. Derpson, Mr Baus is ready to see you now. Come this way Me RECEPTION Okay Me: I got this "Nice ou agai Lote begin e:"Indeed Me: A FEW MOMENTS LATER Stomach Problem? Small intestine Losing Control. Critical Mass reached Relieving presSure silently, when suddenly. . . Must hold it together! Me 1 his office. Mr. Baus: "Thank you Mr. Derpson. We will let you know of our decision shortly." eaving BAD Thank you for your time." As my douchebag competion from the waiting room walks in Mr. Baus think:s this douchebag just released the kraken in his office. I ended up getting the job ( True Story

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Colgate ENDURAN Grendella Buying le two items at Walgreens. Clerk bags item endellla "No bag for me today!" Throws unused bag in trash.
Colgate ENDURAN Grendella Buying le two items at Walgreens. Clerk bags item endellla "No bag for me today!" Throws unused bag in trash.

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"Can you tell me where the dress shirts are?" *me working retail, gotta pee really bad when suddenly... "Yes, ma'am. They will be over by thee "OK. Thanks." escalator. *after that, I hurry to the bathroom me *Unzipping my pants Pissing like a racehorse, when I - "Hey" hear a female voice "Hey, can you see how much these clothes are?" WHAT THE F---?
"Can you tell me where the dress shirts are?" *me working retail, gotta pee really bad when suddenly... "Yes, ma'am. They will be over by thee "OK. Thanks." escalator. *after that, I hurry to the bathroom me *Unzipping my pants Pissing like a racehorse, when I - "Hey" hear a female voice "Hey, can you see how much these clothes are?" WHAT THE F---?

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*My Friend and I chillin' at an amusment park, waiting in line for a ride *We begin to talk in Irish accents for kicks and giggles Friend Don't ya miss bein' back home? Me Sure do! *we use our best-friend-mind-link powers to quickly decide that we are going to mess with these people and talk t them for a bit *Then, a wild family of idiots appears! Whoah. . .are you guys like..not from here? Why. . .yes. ..we are from Ireland O CO So. . .uhm. . .do you like, speak english? A LITTLE LONGER ThAN A Few MiNuTes LaTER What we think: What we do: We have been talking for 20 minutes, no s--- we speak english Erm. . .ya we speak english.. . that's cool...oh looks like it's our turn to ride. . .see you guys yah. . .bye... What I've heard on Reddit is true... People this stupid do exist
*My Friend and I chillin' at an amusment park, waiting in line for a ride *We begin to talk in Irish accents for kicks and giggles Friend Don't ya miss bein' back home? Me Sure do! *we use our best-friend-mind-link powers to quickly decide that we are going to mess with these people and talk t them for a bit *Then, a wild family of idiots appears! Whoah. . .are you guys like..not from here? Why. . .yes. ..we are from Ireland O CO So. . .uhm. . .do you like, speak english? A LITTLE LONGER ThAN A Few MiNuTes LaTER What we think: What we do: We have been talking for 20 minutes, no s--- we speak english Erm. . .ya we speak english.. . that's cool...oh looks like it's our turn to ride. . .see you guys yah. . .bye... What I've heard on Reddit is true... People this stupid do exist

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we overhear two husky girls talking 치e dad "Hey, do you know how far away we are from Victoria's Secret?" waiting for mom to finish shopping in San Marcos "About 50 pounds" LCLOL FFV JUU
we overhear two husky girls talking 치e dad "Hey, do you know how far away we are from Victoria's Secret?" waiting for mom to finish shopping in San Marcos "About 50 pounds" LCLOL FFV JUU

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*le me, derpin around work on a slow da *when suddenly, a wild employee appears Herper, this lady at table 19 wants to talk to you. I think she is mad! Don't worry Derpanny, l got this s--- Hello ma 'am, I am le manager on duty. What seems to be the problem today? I FOUND THIS IN MY FOOD I ALMOST BROKE MY TOOTH ON IT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE BLA BLAH le tosses wild mystery food at me Ma'am this is a cooked onion peel *le me inspecting mystery spit- covered tooth crusher.... it is soft, really soft and bendy. . . le tears in half in front of her It is soft. I TOLD YOU IT ATMOST BROKE MY TOOTH IF IT WAS IN MY You are eating crunchy tacos bitch. . . BOYFRIENDS 2 FOOD HIS T WOULD HAVE BROKEN!
*le me, derpin around work on a slow da *when suddenly, a wild employee appears Herper, this lady at table 19 wants to talk to you. I think she is mad! Don't worry Derpanny, l got this s--- Hello ma 'am, I am le manager on duty. What seems to be the problem today? I FOUND THIS IN MY FOOD I ALMOST BROKE MY TOOTH ON IT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE BLA BLAH le tosses wild mystery food at me Ma'am this is a cooked onion peel *le me inspecting mystery spit- covered tooth crusher.... it is soft, really soft and bendy. . . le tears in half in front of her It is soft. I TOLD YOU IT ATMOST BROKE MY TOOTH IF IT WAS IN MY You are eating crunchy tacos bitch. . . BOYFRIENDS 2 FOOD HIS T WOULD HAVE BROKEN!

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*I see a group of not so smart femal friends with some horny douche. *I approach and get my smart on... YO! dirigible The douche notices that my intellect is impressing the girls so he approaches me Yes. ou think your punk ass s clever?! Well then mister big man you probably have a small penis Come again I cant hear you over my awsomeness! Hundreds of people heard and he ran away JUST TELL ME HOW BIG YOU TROLOL Troll:1 Douche:0
*I see a group of not so smart femal friends with some horny douche. *I approach and get my smart on... YO! dirigible The douche notices that my intellect is impressing the girls so he approaches me Yes. ou think your punk ass s clever?! Well then mister big man you probably have a small penis Come again I cant hear you over my awsomeness! Hundreds of people heard and he ran away JUST TELL ME HOW BIG YOU TROLOL Troll:1 Douche:0

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Hey derp, we've been friends for a while now and I really think we could make something of this, do you want to be my boyfriend? You're on that okcupid website, right? Well, yes, but aren't you on it too? kme Ya, but if a girl's on that site it means she's desperate. No thanks, lol foreve ion
Hey derp, we've been friends for a while now and I really think we could make something of this, do you want to be my boyfriend? You're on that okcupid website, right? Well, yes, but aren't you on it too? kme Ya, but if a girl's on that site it means she's desperate. No thanks, lol foreve ion

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Hey mom, are Aunt Herp and uncle Derp moved into their new house yet? Not quite, they're waiting on the floors to get finished Aunt Herp and Uncle Derp are loaded why would they buy a house that needed al1 new floors? Well it had hardwood floors when they bought it, but they're tearing them up to put in bamboo what the..wait a minute..you mean they're tearing up a perfectly good hardwood floor so they can replace it with an inferior one? Yeah, Aunt Herp is on a "green' thing. She wants to be more eco friendly so they're getting bamboo floors put in. You know, because bamboo is more renewable W-- IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY True story
Hey mom, are Aunt Herp and uncle Derp moved into their new house yet? Not quite, they're waiting on the floors to get finished Aunt Herp and Uncle Derp are loaded why would they buy a house that needed al1 new floors? Well it had hardwood floors when they bought it, but they're tearing them up to put in bamboo what the..wait a minute..you mean they're tearing up a perfectly good hardwood floor so they can replace it with an inferior one? Yeah, Aunt Herp is on a "green' thing. She wants to be more eco friendly so they're getting bamboo floors put in. You know, because bamboo is more renewable W-- IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY True story

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*8:10 PM *Me doing closing reports at my counter after it has closed *Customer approaches counter So like, are you still open? Closed Sorry m'am, it closed a 8 All my reports are finalized. We'11 be open in the morning. kidding me!? I You're f------ can 't believe you're cLosed! I know for a fact you' re not closed! Closed M'am I'm sorry but it's already closed and my daily reports are almost done. Oh my God! Why the f--- don't you people stay open later I" m leaving Closed Well, that was a mood killer. Why can't they ever be polite? *Little did I know there was a customer off in the distance watching the whole thing Closed Closed Can I help you sir? Closed What a bitch Dude. .. . Closed Closed
*8:10 PM *Me doing closing reports at my counter after it has closed *Customer approaches counter So like, are you still open? Closed Sorry m'am, it closed a 8 All my reports are finalized. We'11 be open in the morning. kidding me!? I You're f------ can 't believe you're cLosed! I know for a fact you' re not closed! Closed M'am I'm sorry but it's already closed and my daily reports are almost done. Oh my God! Why the f--- don't you people stay open later I" m leaving Closed Well, that was a mood killer. Why can't they ever be polite? *Little did I know there was a customer off in the distance watching the whole thing Closed Closed Can I help you sir? Closed What a bitch Dude. .. . Closed Closed

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*Creative Writing class, f Dawn of the first day "Morning everyone I'm Dr. Derp, and today we will start off by going around the class, saying our names and our favorite authors. We'l1 start over here. . . A. *Classmate* Me* My name is Derpston and I prefer "Hemingway." My name is Derps and I enjoy "Dickins." *Dr. Derp* I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with 'Meyer,' what are some of their works?" MY NAME IS HERPINA AND I LIEK "MEYER." "Only the best book ever!" "Yeah, I "My name is Herpette and Meyer is my favorite author." "Such an amazing writer." SHE WROTE TWILIGHT, OF COURSE. love Meyer too." EVERY GIRL IN CLASS SAID MEYER THEYALL THINK MEYER IS PRESTIGIOUS ENOUGH TO BE CALLED BY THEIR LAST NAME WILL FAIL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE NHORES IN PEER REVIEW
*Creative Writing class, f Dawn of the first day "Morning everyone I'm Dr. Derp, and today we will start off by going around the class, saying our names and our favorite authors. We'l1 start over here. . . A. *Classmate* Me* My name is Derpston and I prefer "Hemingway." My name is Derps and I enjoy "Dickins." *Dr. Derp* I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with 'Meyer,' what are some of their works?" MY NAME IS HERPINA AND I LIEK "MEYER." "Only the best book ever!" "Yeah, I "My name is Herpette and Meyer is my favorite author." "Such an amazing writer." SHE WROTE TWILIGHT, OF COURSE. love Meyer too." EVERY GIRL IN CLASS SAID MEYER THEYALL THINK MEYER IS PRESTIGIOUS ENOUGH TO BE CALLED BY THEIR LAST NAME WILL FAIL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THESE NHORES IN PEER REVIEW

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