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When mybolts were backing o one day we notice the bolts were backing out brother and I were kids we used to jump on the bunk bed. we also alternated top bunk and b。ttom bunk at night. bro: hey this things wobbly. Me: yeah lets ask dad about it. Me: uhh da..dad.. hey dad uh why is the bunk bed all shakey Trolldad: well the truth is that your mother only wanted one son Trolldad: Hmm Othats simple. wanna know why? us: yeah why? MOM IS TRYING- TO KILL ONE OF US!
When mybolts were backing o one day we notice the bolts were backing out brother and I were kids we used to jump on the bunk bed. we also alternated top bunk and b。ttom bunk at night. bro: hey this things wobbly. Me: yeah lets ask dad about it. Me: uhh da..dad.. hey dad uh why is the bunk bed all shakey Trolldad: well the truth is that your mother only wanted one son Trolldad: Hmm Othats simple. wanna know why? us: yeah why? MOM IS TRYING- TO KILL ONE OF US!

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Because whenever they'd do I 've never understood why Reddit hates stupid something people so much. "Clone wars was the best star wars movie" stupid.. and suits are awesome We'd get an instant suit, True Story
Because whenever they'd do I 've never understood why Reddit hates stupid something people so much. "Clone wars was the best star wars movie" stupid.. and suits are awesome We'd get an instant suit, True Story

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le me, minding own business, reading book. Start noticing intermittent weird "snick!" noises... side eye the weird guy next to me and... e me on bus f this morning happy to get the very last seat.. ㄙ le clip!* le CLIP!* even if it is next to a weird looking guy * le poorly drawn hands This goes on for about 10 mins. Finally he stops. But then, if that wasn't bad enough. . ARM STRETCH FAKE YANN JAMES FRANCO HAD IT EASY IN 127 HOURS COMPARED TO WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO TO YOUR ARM
le me, minding own business, reading book. Start noticing intermittent weird "snick!" noises... side eye the weird guy next to me and... e me on bus f this morning happy to get the very last seat.. ㄙ le clip!* le CLIP!* even if it is next to a weird looking guy * le poorly drawn hands This goes on for about 10 mins. Finally he stops. But then, if that wasn't bad enough. . ARM STRETCH FAKE YANN JAMES FRANCO HAD IT EASY IN 127 HOURS COMPARED TO WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO TO YOUR ARM

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*le me playing poorly drawn guitar* *Middle of me shredding like a boss* Hey bro, imma steal your 800$ guitar for a sec The douche plays nothing real, open strings and no notes or chords. He then breaks 5/6 strings Sorry brah. I played tora semester in school. I failed out cuz the teacher was a bitclh Are you sure you didn't fail guitar because you suck ass at it? No, she kicked me out for breaking 12 guitars. She was such a bitch.
*le me playing poorly drawn guitar* *Middle of me shredding like a boss* Hey bro, imma steal your 800$ guitar for a sec The douche plays nothing real, open strings and no notes or chords. He then breaks 5/6 strings Sorry brah. I played tora semester in school. I failed out cuz the teacher was a bitclh Are you sure you didn't fail guitar because you suck ass at it? No, she kicked me out for breaking 12 guitars. She was such a bitch.

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me about to pull out of my sweet parking spot at work some idiot pulls up behind me and blocks me from getting out I pull back into the spot to back out the other direction 꼬⑤ whats his probelm
me about to pull out of my sweet parking spot at work some idiot pulls up behind me and blocks me from getting out I pull back into the spot to back out the other direction 꼬⑤ whats his probelm

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le me and friend, browsing reddit hey bro, can you do me a favor? umm sure kle me can you upvote all my posts? thanks bro PFFFTTTCHH CHHCHHH CHHPFFF CHHIP PFFCHH CHHCH fine, i will im gonna go get some food. be back 며。
le me and friend, browsing reddit hey bro, can you do me a favor? umm sure kle me can you upvote all my posts? thanks bro PFFFTTTCHH CHHCHHH CHHPFFF CHHIP PFFCHH CHHCH fine, i will im gonna go get some food. be back 며。

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*Me working at McDerp's A wild Customer comes inside! "Welcome to McDerp's how can I help you?" "Yeah can you cash this check for me?'" "So that's a no?" "Sir this is a resturaunt."
*Me working at McDerp's A wild Customer comes inside! "Welcome to McDerp's how can I help you?" "Yeah can you cash this check for me?'" "So that's a no?" "Sir this is a resturaunt."

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At work, drinking coffee and sitting at my desk *Undergrad summer intern arrives Hey Derp! My ears been itching, does it look a little different? Well, turn your head, let me see Well? It's really itchy
At work, drinking coffee and sitting at my desk *Undergrad summer intern arrives Hey Derp! My ears been itching, does it look a little different? Well, turn your head, let me see Well? It's really itchy

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*Me walking down the block like a baus. *hen suddenly an oblivious idiot appears. *idoits path *I see him coming so naturally 1 move over to my right to allow him passing room, but I notice hes still walking in a strait line.. *my path * I move even further to the right (nearly stepping on the grass) to avoid him, yet he still walks forward.. *Inevitably we bump shoulders... WATCH F--- BRAH YOU ASS!! F------ FIGHT ME BRAH RAWRAWRAWR!! RE YOU RE ING KICK ING Y TO ACTUALLY..
*Me walking down the block like a baus. *hen suddenly an oblivious idiot appears. *idoits path *I see him coming so naturally 1 move over to my right to allow him passing room, but I notice hes still walking in a strait line.. *my path * I move even further to the right (nearly stepping on the grass) to avoid him, yet he still walks forward.. *Inevitably we bump shoulders... WATCH F--- BRAH YOU ASS!! F------ FIGHT ME BRAH RAWRAWRAWR!! RE YOU RE ING KICK ING Y TO ACTUALLY..

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Tommorow I got flight to Canada, and I want to use 24H Yo dude, I got a question Deodorant. will it last longer, cause of the time zones? *my friend talking to me, but I am too lazy to make another face*
Tommorow I got flight to Canada, and I want to use 24H Yo dude, I got a question Deodorant. will it last longer, cause of the time zones? *my friend talking to me, but I am too lazy to make another face*

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facebook I know her from high school.. .guess I'11 add her Herpina wants to be your friend Respond to Friend Request *1 week later* What? You friended me on Facebook last week. . Hey Herpina, long time no see! That doesn't mean I Uh, doI know you? KnOw Who vou are. facebook Search RECENT ACTIVITY Derp changed his profile picture.
facebook I know her from high school.. .guess I'11 add her Herpina wants to be your friend Respond to Friend Request *1 week later* What? You friended me on Facebook last week. . Hey Herpina, long time no see! That doesn't mean I Uh, doI know you? KnOw Who vou are. facebook Search RECENT ACTIVITY Derp changed his profile picture.

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Me, derpin' at the Derp Western Hi, I'm looking to check your rates and what you have available tonight Good evening, Derp Western. How can help you? Just me, my wife, and our sOn. Alright, how many guests staying with you? Alright, then you' be perfectly suited for our two queen bedrooms Well, I'm looking more for a king with a sofa sleeper in the room. . . . Two QUEEN SIZED BEDS. . . wouldn't suffice'? No, we can't fit three people there. GO
Me, derpin' at the Derp Western Hi, I'm looking to check your rates and what you have available tonight Good evening, Derp Western. How can help you? Just me, my wife, and our sOn. Alright, how many guests staying with you? Alright, then you' be perfectly suited for our two queen bedrooms Well, I'm looking more for a king with a sofa sleeper in the room. . . . Two QUEEN SIZED BEDS. . . wouldn't suffice'? No, we can't fit three people there. GO

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*le fifth grade What? No, I'm a boy Excuse me, are you a lesbian? *le idiots *le me I don't believe you understand. . . LOL, you're a h---! Ya, f--! LOL! A lesbian is a female No, being lesbians who is attracted to means we like girls. another female. Men cannot be lesbians because they are not female. Ya, we'd know! We're lesbians! Lesbian: noun A woman who is homosexual As defined by Mirriam-Webster, Inc. hue Story
*le fifth grade What? No, I'm a boy Excuse me, are you a lesbian? *le idiots *le me I don't believe you understand. . . LOL, you're a h---! Ya, f--! LOL! A lesbian is a female No, being lesbians who is attracted to means we like girls. another female. Men cannot be lesbians because they are not female. Ya, we'd know! We're lesbians! Lesbian: noun A woman who is homosexual As defined by Mirriam-Webster, Inc. hue Story

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Le me working at grocery store... when suddenly.. . another douche customer appears "Help me please, I have a folder with discounts but I can' t finod them. . Me looking at the folder. . year says 2010 "I'm sorry m'am, but this folder says 2010..." My mind already knows this customer is gonna freak out on me) "So... it's 2011. Not 2010!" "So..?" "So..?" " THAT WAS LAST YEAR!" " But it's still valid, right?" NO "THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, I WANT THIS DISSCOUNT AND YOU BETTER GET IT RIGHT NOW YOU LAZY TEENAGER!" NO
Le me working at grocery store... when suddenly.. . another douche customer appears "Help me please, I have a folder with discounts but I can' t finod them. . Me looking at the folder. . year says 2010 "I'm sorry m'am, but this folder says 2010..." My mind already knows this customer is gonna freak out on me) "So... it's 2011. Not 2010!" "So..?" "So..?" " THAT WAS LAST YEAR!" " But it's still valid, right?" NO "THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, I WANT THIS DISSCOUNT AND YOU BETTER GET IT RIGHT NOW YOU LAZY TEENAGER!" NO

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Me, freshman at a new high school, walkin' into class. Two senior guys in my freshman English class Dude. . . Dude. . . *snicker* What, dude? ude you're right, her t--- are HUGE!
Me, freshman at a new high school, walkin' into class. Two senior guys in my freshman English class Dude. . . Dude. . . *snicker* What, dude? ude you're right, her t--- are HUGE!

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Me derping along the road, slipping over the speed 1imit. A wild troll cop appears I'm caught doing 50 in a 40 and troll cop moves in . Think fast! Think fast! Think Fast! Le rear vie mirror Bienvenido a Méxic Le Orange Empires Ltd Step out of the please air
Me derping along the road, slipping over the speed 1imit. A wild troll cop appears I'm caught doing 50 in a 40 and troll cop moves in . Think fast! Think fast! Think Fast! Le rear vie mirror Bienvenido a Méxic Le Orange Empires Ltd Step out of the please air

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