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*full grown adult customer - and a mockery of darwinism.. . *le me - working at Derps Pizzeria "How many slices are in a big pizza?" Actually, our sizes are a 10", 12", 16", 18", 、 and a 20". And each pizza is 8 slices." "Well how big is the biggest one? And how many slices is it?" "That's impossible. You don't know how to do math. They shouldn't let people as dumb as you make food. Do you know how to do your job even? pizza maker is the o someone like you co I speak to your may oCO probably knows ho actually work aro is unacceptable - and I deserve bett、( >) you even speak Eng Getting a little ticked now: "A 20", cut into 8 slices." ss a leaving Google Images Search: [ spiders ] 1 "Hey where you going?'" le return "Where'd ya go? What's with the spider-picture? You are du-" xle stick to face
*full grown adult customer - and a mockery of darwinism.. . *le me - working at Derps Pizzeria "How many slices are in a big pizza?" Actually, our sizes are a 10", 12", 16", 18", 、 and a 20". And each pizza is 8 slices." "Well how big is the biggest one? And how many slices is it?" "That's impossible. You don't know how to do math. They shouldn't let people as dumb as you make food. Do you know how to do your job even? pizza maker is the o someone like you co I speak to your may oCO probably knows ho actually work aro is unacceptable - and I deserve bett、( >) you even speak Eng Getting a little ticked now: "A 20", cut into 8 slices." ss a leaving Google Images Search: [ spiders ] 1 "Hey where you going?'" le return "Where'd ya go? What's with the spider-picture? You are du-" xle stick to face

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The 3 Types of Halo Players 1. The average joe. Does moderate playing and knows halo/online edicate. U Dead Bro? 2. The guy who does nothing but play halo/COD and can hit a lagging warthog passenger from across the map 3. The stupid noob who does nothing but run for the banshee. He will even kill his own team member in order to obtain this machine. Only to crash it into every possible thing on the map, and not last more than 23 seconds in it 吋回
The 3 Types of Halo Players 1. The average joe. Does moderate playing and knows halo/online edicate. U Dead Bro? 2. The guy who does nothing but play halo/COD and can hit a lagging warthog passenger from across the map 3. The stupid noob who does nothing but run for the banshee. He will even kill his own team member in order to obtain this machine. Only to crash it into every possible thing on the map, and not last more than 23 seconds in it 吋回

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Girl who has been "dieting" grabs a burger and cuts it into 3 pieces. *Me, at a friend's house for dinner* She then eats all 3 portions in minutes. "Because eating smaller portions means that there are less calories!" "Why did you do that?" crumbs
Girl who has been "dieting" grabs a burger and cuts it into 3 pieces. *Me, at a friend's house for dinner* She then eats all 3 portions in minutes. "Because eating smaller portions means that there are less calories!" "Why did you do that?" crumbs

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Me chillin on the subway listening to my iPod Some guy walks over to me Puts it in his ear Grabs my headphone Once the song was over, he put the headphone in my ear and walked back to his seat, speechless. *silence* WHATTHE F--- JUST HAPPENED?!?
Me chillin on the subway listening to my iPod Some guy walks over to me Puts it in his ear Grabs my headphone Once the song was over, he put the headphone in my ear and walked back to his seat, speechless. *silence* WHATTHE F--- JUST HAPPENED?!?

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*Fixing a customer's computer... LATER Data backed up and back on their computer. Almost done fixing it. Now to go to lunch. . . Someone has deleted the backup, and the copy of it from the external drive. .. So all of this customer's personal data is now gone... Co-worker:YOU d Q ) "Yeah man, I deleted those to get rid of the virus." !WHAT HAVE "I know that's how to do it, 'cause my dad works on computers." YOU DONE? Great. . So now I've gotta call this guy, refund his money, and tell him we lost his most valuable data okay Actually, It's not okay... I can still fix this.. . 2 *Scans C: drive with File Undelete Done Glary Utilities has successfuly recovered 19,672 Files. Ok
*Fixing a customer's computer... LATER Data backed up and back on their computer. Almost done fixing it. Now to go to lunch. . . Someone has deleted the backup, and the copy of it from the external drive. .. So all of this customer's personal data is now gone... Co-worker:YOU d Q ) "Yeah man, I deleted those to get rid of the virus." !WHAT HAVE "I know that's how to do it, 'cause my dad works on computers." YOU DONE? Great. . So now I've gotta call this guy, refund his money, and tell him we lost his most valuable data okay Actually, It's not okay... I can still fix this.. . 2 *Scans C: drive with File Undelete Done Glary Utilities has successfuly recovered 19,672 Files. Ok

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When mybolts were backing o one day we notice the bolts were backing out brother and I were kids we used to jump on the bunk bed. we also alternated top bunk and b。ttom bunk at night. bro: hey this things wobbly. Me: yeah lets ask dad about it. Me: uhh da..dad.. hey dad uh why is the bunk bed all shakey Trolldad: well the truth is that your mother only wanted one son Trolldad: Hmm Othats simple. wanna know why? us: yeah why? MOM IS TRYING- TO KILL ONE OF US!
When mybolts were backing o one day we notice the bolts were backing out brother and I were kids we used to jump on the bunk bed. we also alternated top bunk and b。ttom bunk at night. bro: hey this things wobbly. Me: yeah lets ask dad about it. Me: uhh da..dad.. hey dad uh why is the bunk bed all shakey Trolldad: well the truth is that your mother only wanted one son Trolldad: Hmm Othats simple. wanna know why? us: yeah why? MOM IS TRYING- TO KILL ONE OF US!

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Because whenever they'd do I 've never understood why Reddit hates stupid something people so much. "Clone wars was the best star wars movie" stupid.. and suits are awesome We'd get an instant suit, True Story
Because whenever they'd do I 've never understood why Reddit hates stupid something people so much. "Clone wars was the best star wars movie" stupid.. and suits are awesome We'd get an instant suit, True Story

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le me, minding own business, reading book. Start noticing intermittent weird "snick!" noises... side eye the weird guy next to me and... e me on bus f this morning happy to get the very last seat.. ㄙ le clip!* le CLIP!* even if it is next to a weird looking guy * le poorly drawn hands This goes on for about 10 mins. Finally he stops. But then, if that wasn't bad enough. . ARM STRETCH FAKE YANN JAMES FRANCO HAD IT EASY IN 127 HOURS COMPARED TO WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO TO YOUR ARM
le me, minding own business, reading book. Start noticing intermittent weird "snick!" noises... side eye the weird guy next to me and... e me on bus f this morning happy to get the very last seat.. ㄙ le clip!* le CLIP!* even if it is next to a weird looking guy * le poorly drawn hands This goes on for about 10 mins. Finally he stops. But then, if that wasn't bad enough. . ARM STRETCH FAKE YANN JAMES FRANCO HAD IT EASY IN 127 HOURS COMPARED TO WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO TO YOUR ARM

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*le me playing poorly drawn guitar* *Middle of me shredding like a boss* Hey bro, imma steal your 800$ guitar for a sec The douche plays nothing real, open strings and no notes or chords. He then breaks 5/6 strings Sorry brah. I played tora semester in school. I failed out cuz the teacher was a bitclh Are you sure you didn't fail guitar because you suck ass at it? No, she kicked me out for breaking 12 guitars. She was such a bitch.
*le me playing poorly drawn guitar* *Middle of me shredding like a boss* Hey bro, imma steal your 800$ guitar for a sec The douche plays nothing real, open strings and no notes or chords. He then breaks 5/6 strings Sorry brah. I played tora semester in school. I failed out cuz the teacher was a bitclh Are you sure you didn't fail guitar because you suck ass at it? No, she kicked me out for breaking 12 guitars. She was such a bitch.

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me about to pull out of my sweet parking spot at work some idiot pulls up behind me and blocks me from getting out I pull back into the spot to back out the other direction 꼬⑤ whats his probelm
me about to pull out of my sweet parking spot at work some idiot pulls up behind me and blocks me from getting out I pull back into the spot to back out the other direction 꼬⑤ whats his probelm

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le me and friend, browsing reddit hey bro, can you do me a favor? umm sure kle me can you upvote all my posts? thanks bro PFFFTTTCHH CHHCHHH CHHPFFF CHHIP PFFCHH CHHCH fine, i will im gonna go get some food. be back 며。
le me and friend, browsing reddit hey bro, can you do me a favor? umm sure kle me can you upvote all my posts? thanks bro PFFFTTTCHH CHHCHHH CHHPFFF CHHIP PFFCHH CHHCH fine, i will im gonna go get some food. be back 며。

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*Me working at McDerp's A wild Customer comes inside! "Welcome to McDerp's how can I help you?" "Yeah can you cash this check for me?'" "So that's a no?" "Sir this is a resturaunt."
*Me working at McDerp's A wild Customer comes inside! "Welcome to McDerp's how can I help you?" "Yeah can you cash this check for me?'" "So that's a no?" "Sir this is a resturaunt."

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At work, drinking coffee and sitting at my desk *Undergrad summer intern arrives Hey Derp! My ears been itching, does it look a little different? Well, turn your head, let me see Well? It's really itchy
At work, drinking coffee and sitting at my desk *Undergrad summer intern arrives Hey Derp! My ears been itching, does it look a little different? Well, turn your head, let me see Well? It's really itchy

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*Me walking down the block like a baus. *hen suddenly an oblivious idiot appears. *idoits path *I see him coming so naturally 1 move over to my right to allow him passing room, but I notice hes still walking in a strait line.. *my path * I move even further to the right (nearly stepping on the grass) to avoid him, yet he still walks forward.. *Inevitably we bump shoulders... WATCH F--- BRAH YOU ASS!! F------ FIGHT ME BRAH RAWRAWRAWR!! RE YOU RE ING KICK ING Y TO ACTUALLY..
*Me walking down the block like a baus. *hen suddenly an oblivious idiot appears. *idoits path *I see him coming so naturally 1 move over to my right to allow him passing room, but I notice hes still walking in a strait line.. *my path * I move even further to the right (nearly stepping on the grass) to avoid him, yet he still walks forward.. *Inevitably we bump shoulders... WATCH F--- BRAH YOU ASS!! F------ FIGHT ME BRAH RAWRAWRAWR!! RE YOU RE ING KICK ING Y TO ACTUALLY..

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Tommorow I got flight to Canada, and I want to use 24H Yo dude, I got a question Deodorant. will it last longer, cause of the time zones? *my friend talking to me, but I am too lazy to make another face*
Tommorow I got flight to Canada, and I want to use 24H Yo dude, I got a question Deodorant. will it last longer, cause of the time zones? *my friend talking to me, but I am too lazy to make another face*

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facebook I know her from high school.. .guess I'11 add her Herpina wants to be your friend Respond to Friend Request *1 week later* What? You friended me on Facebook last week. . Hey Herpina, long time no see! That doesn't mean I Uh, doI know you? KnOw Who vou are. facebook Search RECENT ACTIVITY Derp changed his profile picture.
facebook I know her from high school.. .guess I'11 add her Herpina wants to be your friend Respond to Friend Request *1 week later* What? You friended me on Facebook last week. . Hey Herpina, long time no see! That doesn't mean I Uh, doI know you? KnOw Who vou are. facebook Search RECENT ACTIVITY Derp changed his profile picture.

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