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Eating delish beef jerky when suddenly. . . What the? NO WAY! IT CAN ' T BE! DO NOT EAT 8.8 MY GOD HIS BROTHER
Eating delish beef jerky when suddenly. . . What the? NO WAY! IT CAN ' T BE! DO NOT EAT 8.8 MY GOD HIS BROTHER

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* My Nefew spinning around in circles * My Nefew's grandmother 卜 *My sister, watching her son spin around in circles OMG, he's spinning around in circles, don't let him do that!" "Why not? Kids like to spin in circles. He's just playing" "No, but that means he likes the feeling of being dizzy, and is going to get into drugs !"
* My Nefew spinning around in circles * My Nefew's grandmother 卜 *My sister, watching her son spin around in circles OMG, he's spinning around in circles, don't let him do that!" "Why not? Kids like to spin in circles. He's just playing" "No, but that means he likes the feeling of being dizzy, and is going to get into drugs !"

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le me, american studying in italy in line behind two other americans with a very thick southern accent. very friendly italian cashier, speaking in broken but easily understandable english hello! would you.. . like... a bag? italy,i apologize for my fellow nationals. 回h uhhh we don't speak italian. only american, you should learn it since it is the universal lanugage and stuff.
le me, american studying in italy in line behind two other americans with a very thick southern accent. very friendly italian cashier, speaking in broken but easily understandable english hello! would you.. . like... a bag? italy,i apologize for my fellow nationals. 回h uhhh we don't speak italian. only american, you should learn it since it is the universal lanugage and stuff.

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I'm looking for "The Kraft." Can you see if you have it? Welcome to Derpbuster. How can I help you? It's spelled with a “K" Well we definitely don't carry any movies called "The Kraft" with a K, but we have "The Craft" with a C. It's about teen witches I know it's about witches but it's definitely "The Kraft" with a K. Let me pick it out from the shelf. I'm sure it is definitely spelled with a C. It's quite slow today, so l'll go pick out the movie while she looks around for the non-existent version Nah, you're not helping. I'lI find it myself. 白 Ah, here it is. I guess since she's still looking... I looked everywhere. It looks like one of you either misplaced it or you don't have it after all A FEW MOMENTS LATER Oh we have it, and I found it for you. It lookslke you were right-it is spelled with a "K" l told you so THE
I'm looking for "The Kraft." Can you see if you have it? Welcome to Derpbuster. How can I help you? It's spelled with a “K" Well we definitely don't carry any movies called "The Kraft" with a K, but we have "The Craft" with a C. It's about teen witches I know it's about witches but it's definitely "The Kraft" with a K. Let me pick it out from the shelf. I'm sure it is definitely spelled with a C. It's quite slow today, so l'll go pick out the movie while she looks around for the non-existent version Nah, you're not helping. I'lI find it myself. 白 Ah, here it is. I guess since she's still looking... I looked everywhere. It looks like one of you either misplaced it or you don't have it after all A FEW MOMENTS LATER Oh we have it, and I found it for you. It lookslke you were right-it is spelled with a "K" l told you so THE

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What I say What peop Le hear "I am a raging f----- that will seek to have a--- relations with every male withing a 10 mile-radius by use of excessive force I love rainbows, I automatically love s----- dance music and I know everything there is to know about cher" "I'm actualy a homosexual'" Other people's response "Wow, dude that's so... gay Gays are gross you all wanna have sex with me and "You have known me for almost a year now and 1I have done none o those things" love shopping ) and stuff." No, you mean the bible say that. The bible is not the direct word of god, but man 's deduction of what god's will is. If you actually read the bible you would realise the part f the bible you are quoting is extremely outdated socially. The same chapter also states eating shelfish, wearing clothes of two different fibers, and planting two different cropa next to each other are abominations as wel1 "Whatever, f----- God says you are going to hell anyway" "Whatever, f----- you know thats just what Atheists and Scientologists want you to believe, right? Do people even READ the fuckinthing anymore?!?!
What I say What peop Le hear "I am a raging f----- that will seek to have a--- relations with every male withing a 10 mile-radius by use of excessive force I love rainbows, I automatically love s----- dance music and I know everything there is to know about cher" "I'm actualy a homosexual'" Other people's response "Wow, dude that's so... gay Gays are gross you all wanna have sex with me and "You have known me for almost a year now and 1I have done none o those things" love shopping ) and stuff." No, you mean the bible say that. The bible is not the direct word of god, but man 's deduction of what god's will is. If you actually read the bible you would realise the part f the bible you are quoting is extremely outdated socially. The same chapter also states eating shelfish, wearing clothes of two different fibers, and planting two different cropa next to each other are abominations as wel1 "Whatever, f----- God says you are going to hell anyway" "Whatever, f----- you know thats just what Atheists and Scientologists want you to believe, right? Do people even READ the fuckinthing anymore?!?!

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i hear this voice Every time i see this face
i hear this voice Every time i see this face

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o basically everyone who ..s doesn't behave, think and look exactly like me is sick and needs to be institutionalized I just tried to downvote someone IRL Wait.. .what It's okay if lesbians are gay, though. But only if I can watch Turn.. .the f---.. . . . .blue... +press
o basically everyone who ..s doesn't behave, think and look exactly like me is sick and needs to be institutionalized I just tried to downvote someone IRL Wait.. .what It's okay if lesbians are gay, though. But only if I can watch Turn.. .the f---.. . . . .blue... +press

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Going back to dorm after long school day Suddenly, a wild bus stop appears! Large group of people tries to get on Handicapped guy is the only one who couldn' t get on Sorry, there's no more room on this bus Large group of people that just got on get off at a bus-stop 5 seconds down the road This guy now has to wait 20 more inutes because you didn't want to walk or 30 f------ seconds Something I bet he would gladly do if he could... YOU know.. .WALK
Going back to dorm after long school day Suddenly, a wild bus stop appears! Large group of people tries to get on Handicapped guy is the only one who couldn' t get on Sorry, there's no more room on this bus Large group of people that just got on get off at a bus-stop 5 seconds down the road This guy now has to wait 20 more inutes because you didn't want to walk or 30 f------ seconds Something I bet he would gladly do if he could... YOU know.. .WALK

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Hello! Can I help you find something in our store? Yeah my friend is having a baby soon and I am looking for some baby clothes as a gift Well we have plenty of clothes to choose from! The one to three month old sizes you need are right over there on that shelf! Those are too small The baby is going to be 9 months old when she is born so I need at least a 9 month old size. What do you mean? WHAT THE F--- DOES SHE THINK THE SMALLER SIZES ARE FOR?
Hello! Can I help you find something in our store? Yeah my friend is having a baby soon and I am looking for some baby clothes as a gift Well we have plenty of clothes to choose from! The one to three month old sizes you need are right over there on that shelf! Those are too small The baby is going to be 9 months old when she is born so I need at least a 9 month old size. What do you mean? WHAT THE F--- DOES SHE THINK THE SMALLER SIZES ARE FOR?

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Doop dee doo 古POP古 ihat the hell was that?! I know someone' s there! Guess it' s nothing Weird Doop dee doo Oof POP古
Doop dee doo 古POP古 ihat the hell was that?! I know someone' s there! Guess it' s nothing Weird Doop dee doo Oof POP古

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*class retard *in le history class watchin video on lewis and clark with reenactments "I didn't know that had video camers back then."
*class retard *in le history class watchin video on lewis and clark with reenactments "I didn't know that had video camers back then."

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*Bro walks in *Le moi, just about to watch an awesome foreign film Hey, wanna watch this with me? I 'm TV Nah Well.. .How come I watch and enjoy them? It's a known fact the you can't read subtitles and watch a film at the same time So that you can say you do and sound smart
*Bro walks in *Le moi, just about to watch an awesome foreign film Hey, wanna watch this with me? I 'm TV Nah Well.. .How come I watch and enjoy them? It's a known fact the you can't read subtitles and watch a film at the same time So that you can say you do and sound smart

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Enter the grossest Hey welcome to my s----- employment! How can I help you?" trailor trash I've seen in awhile <--Marna tube t------ Daughter no-chin Norma *Me, managing at the local GamingStoop "Hey sweetie. Just need this game." MY THOUGHT PROCESS "Sure thing get that for "My sweet, merciless god they are hideous! Seem nice enough though, thats something. BZZZZZZZZZZCHHHRRSSHSHA SLKDNALKXCUNXKAJBASD* "Your cute." ENGAGE EMERGENCY COMPLEMENT TO AVOID CONFRONTATION "Thanks! You 're pretty cute yourself! That' 1l be 38.95$! POK R FACIE "Do you accept checks?" *pulls check from bra* "Almost home-free, maybe she won't say anything else! 며。 *bra checks, really? 0 days single "You single?" Year single 勾枕 K- 30 Years/ Eh, not too bad' 5 Years single The universally accepted "Man's standards" clock "NOPE Got a great lady at school I date! "Oh. That's lame." 며 D Yea... . And your check declined! Better ǐook into it! "Lets go to Dillards. This is dumb." 며 0回 Thank God. .. never leave you, lefty. EXTRA CAMEL
Enter the grossest Hey welcome to my s----- employment! How can I help you?" trailor trash I've seen in awhile <--Marna tube t------ Daughter no-chin Norma *Me, managing at the local GamingStoop "Hey sweetie. Just need this game." MY THOUGHT PROCESS "Sure thing get that for "My sweet, merciless god they are hideous! Seem nice enough though, thats something. BZZZZZZZZZZCHHHRRSSHSHA SLKDNALKXCUNXKAJBASD* "Your cute." ENGAGE EMERGENCY COMPLEMENT TO AVOID CONFRONTATION "Thanks! You 're pretty cute yourself! That' 1l be 38.95$! POK R FACIE "Do you accept checks?" *pulls check from bra* "Almost home-free, maybe she won't say anything else! 며。 *bra checks, really? 0 days single "You single?" Year single 勾枕 K- 30 Years/ Eh, not too bad' 5 Years single The universally accepted "Man's standards" clock "NOPE Got a great lady at school I date! "Oh. That's lame." 며 D Yea... . And your check declined! Better ǐook into it! "Lets go to Dillards. This is dumb." 며 0回 Thank God. .. never leave you, lefty. EXTRA CAMEL

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Okay, can you go to your moderm and tell me which lights are on or flashing and which Hello, this is the wireless broadband helpline, how can i help? 回回 Yeah hi I just bought wireless internet and it's What do you mean? Modem? What? not working It's the box that you originally bought and plugged in. Are you sure you have one? But...it's wireless right? I just need to put the box I bought next to my computer, right?
Okay, can you go to your moderm and tell me which lights are on or flashing and which Hello, this is the wireless broadband helpline, how can i help? 回回 Yeah hi I just bought wireless internet and it's What do you mean? Modem? What? not working It's the box that you originally bought and plugged in. Are you sure you have one? But...it's wireless right? I just need to put the box I bought next to my computer, right?

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For minor backstory, read "It's going IY be a long year. .." First day of my Univerity's Anime Club! Good times will surely be had! Not neccessary though Great people are all in attendance *The club president comes up to speak* Hey guys and 4 girls! We have a great year coming up blah blah blah *A------, idiot roommate* Me* 回 With so many new members though, tonight will be a meet and greet! Let's all be socially awkward together! You look familiar Do I know you? Seriously? We r。om together! 回 Plus we both joined this clubcan't expect Hey man! You Really? Is 2 years ago! We that where?discussed this! me to keep up with all of Yeah.. . Right whatever... How are you not this! getting this? And the night went on, filled with Portal 2 Smash Bros., and cool people You know what? If all we're going to do is talk and make friends, I'm going home. I don't need any of this. I just came for the anime Back in the dorm. THAT 回 Dude! Dude! Dude!You won't believe it! What.. .? There was this guy in the club that I go to (you probably haven't heard of it) who looks exactly like you! It couldn't have been you though. No way you're THAT cool. . .
For minor backstory, read "It's going IY be a long year. .." First day of my Univerity's Anime Club! Good times will surely be had! Not neccessary though Great people are all in attendance *The club president comes up to speak* Hey guys and 4 girls! We have a great year coming up blah blah blah *A------, idiot roommate* Me* 回 With so many new members though, tonight will be a meet and greet! Let's all be socially awkward together! You look familiar Do I know you? Seriously? We r。om together! 回 Plus we both joined this clubcan't expect Hey man! You Really? Is 2 years ago! We that where?discussed this! me to keep up with all of Yeah.. . Right whatever... How are you not this! getting this? And the night went on, filled with Portal 2 Smash Bros., and cool people You know what? If all we're going to do is talk and make friends, I'm going home. I don't need any of this. I just came for the anime Back in the dorm. THAT 回 Dude! Dude! Dude!You won't believe it! What.. .? There was this guy in the club that I go to (you probably haven't heard of it) who looks exactly like you! It couldn't have been you though. No way you're THAT cool. . .

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Meet a new roommate Moving into my new dorm for my junior year of college* Sup. I'm jw10swords I'm slightly autistic. I don't shake hands This is gonna be a good year But... We've been in the same club for three years. . . And expect me to remember your name either. I we've had several don't do that. Have we? Like that even matters Sorry classes together... A wild RA appears! 固。 Here are some rules before we even get started: No drinking. I You boys need to fill out awill turn you in to the RA roommate agreement for setting dorm rules. I'11 leave this here and pick it immediately. No guests past the stated limit. I will turn you in later 回回 Saturday is my laundry day.I will pull your clothes out evenAnd if you have sex I wi if they' re half done to do mine. All food in the refridgerator is common property. Don't want me to eat it? Don't put it in there I'm super Christian. Don't cuss in on you to get you to stop If you do it after 8 I'11 call an RA and report you for quiet time violation I have to use a special Follow those rules and we '11 get along great. Now let's fill out this agreement. I need a nap. I had to steralize the bathroom and it tired me out Don't go messing it up Dude! You can't toliet paper be serious! How I'11 provide about a little give and take! that. That enough for ACTUALLY. okay ULL USE TS NOT CO OKAY ALL THETOLIET PAPER! Duty calls Scene Missing Wait, what the hell is this? He only uses one-ply This is going to be a long year!
Meet a new roommate Moving into my new dorm for my junior year of college* Sup. I'm jw10swords I'm slightly autistic. I don't shake hands This is gonna be a good year But... We've been in the same club for three years. . . And expect me to remember your name either. I we've had several don't do that. Have we? Like that even matters Sorry classes together... A wild RA appears! 固。 Here are some rules before we even get started: No drinking. I You boys need to fill out awill turn you in to the RA roommate agreement for setting dorm rules. I'11 leave this here and pick it immediately. No guests past the stated limit. I will turn you in later 回回 Saturday is my laundry day.I will pull your clothes out evenAnd if you have sex I wi if they' re half done to do mine. All food in the refridgerator is common property. Don't want me to eat it? Don't put it in there I'm super Christian. Don't cuss in on you to get you to stop If you do it after 8 I'11 call an RA and report you for quiet time violation I have to use a special Follow those rules and we '11 get along great. Now let's fill out this agreement. I need a nap. I had to steralize the bathroom and it tired me out Don't go messing it up Dude! You can't toliet paper be serious! How I'11 provide about a little give and take! that. That enough for ACTUALLY. okay ULL USE TS NOT CO OKAY ALL THETOLIET PAPER! Duty calls Scene Missing Wait, what the hell is this? He only uses one-ply This is going to be a long year!

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