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COFFEE BREAK AT WORK hot chocolate moustache ridiculously annoying co-worker The end of the world can't be in 2012. It will be in 2013 because of leap years! Yeh I suppose you're right. Even if they could predict such an event, leap years would skew the dates over the years! Yeh well you're missing the point a little. How can it be in 2012 if that is a leap year? Would do you mean exactly? OMG! Do I have to spell it out That would mean 2008, which was to you? If 2012 is a leap year also a leap year, didn't exist?! then it will go straight from You remember 2008 right? 2011 to 2013... How am I supposedto know. ..I'm not a hist rian or whatever! ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME NO SERIOUSLY?
COFFEE BREAK AT WORK hot chocolate moustache ridiculously annoying co-worker The end of the world can't be in 2012. It will be in 2013 because of leap years! Yeh I suppose you're right. Even if they could predict such an event, leap years would skew the dates over the years! Yeh well you're missing the point a little. How can it be in 2012 if that is a leap year? Would do you mean exactly? OMG! Do I have to spell it out That would mean 2008, which was to you? If 2012 is a leap year also a leap year, didn't exist?! then it will go straight from You remember 2008 right? 2011 to 2013... How am I supposedto know. ..I'm not a hist rian or whatever! ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME NO SERIOUSLY?

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Everything is justa lie, *annoying friend /w no common especially obama and osama. sense and education* Their related you know? believe me What the f--- are you talking about? Dude, you know nothing, i know s--- that the government dosent want us to know about Uncyclopedia Where did you hear from? Justice.
Everything is justa lie, *annoying friend /w no common especially obama and osama. sense and education* Their related you know? believe me What the f--- are you talking about? Dude, you know nothing, i know s--- that the government dosent want us to know about Uncyclopedia Where did you hear from? Justice.

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*me *selling donuts like a baws How much is half a dozen? *customer $4.50 sir No, I mean, how many donuts is half a dozen? cool, what ab ut a whole dozen? I will personally make sure that your bloodline does not continue.
*me *selling donuts like a baws How much is half a dozen? *customer $4.50 sir No, I mean, how many donuts is half a dozen? cool, what ab ut a whole dozen? I will personally make sure that your bloodline does not continue.

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*Me, waiting in line at supermarket *A wild idiot appears within my earshot *le help desk What he should have said: What he actually said: "Excuse me ma 'am, all of your ice bags seem to be frozen to the bottom of the freezer Is there any ice elsewhere that is not stuck to the bottom of a freezer?" "Ya'11 got any ice that ain't froze?"
*Me, waiting in line at supermarket *A wild idiot appears within my earshot *le help desk What he should have said: What he actually said: "Excuse me ma 'am, all of your ice bags seem to be frozen to the bottom of the freezer Is there any ice elsewhere that is not stuck to the bottom of a freezer?" "Ya'11 got any ice that ain't froze?"

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OK kids! Time to clean up Everyone put the balls back in the bin! kle gym class Hey Herp, put that ball away Yeah but it touched You last! But Derp, that's your bal1. You were using it *le kick ACTUALLY... okay * le throw Now you touched it last!
OK kids! Time to clean up Everyone put the balls back in the bin! kle gym class Hey Herp, put that ball away Yeah but it touched You last! But Derp, that's your bal1. You were using it *le kick ACTUALLY... okay * le throw Now you touched it last!

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That's $12.71 please Are you gonna count it, or what?
That's $12.71 please Are you gonna count it, or what?

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year old me being chased u the stairs by my uncle But unfortunately he tripped and tell on top of me and I bit my tongue in half So then he and my mom got in the car and rushed me to the This Kid needs to see a doctor, he bit his tongue in half and it's gushing blood! hospital Sorry we can't help you right now W-- tongue is hanging by a thread!!! Tongues heal really fast, he doesn't need stiches he '11 be oka are you saying?! His
year old me being chased u the stairs by my uncle But unfortunately he tripped and tell on top of me and I bit my tongue in half So then he and my mom got in the car and rushed me to the This Kid needs to see a doctor, he bit his tongue in half and it's gushing blood! hospital Sorry we can't help you right now W-- tongue is hanging by a thread!!! Tongues heal really fast, he doesn't need stiches he '11 be oka are you saying?! His

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So, you, like, ride a *le chats wth my cousin and her friendo horse to school? *Le me, a Texan visiting Canada Nope. Does your family own ia gun? I bet they do, right? LOL I couldn't imagine living in a place with 52 states. Nope. T There are fifty states. . . You are thinking of 52 cards in a deck or 52 weeks in a year, my good sir. N there are 52. No there are definitely 52. Americans are stupi I can't believe you don't even know how many states are in your own country. You Americans are so ignorant. Man, I'm hungry. Let's go get a burger. .. .Did. . .that really just happen? AND HOW AM I THE I GNORANT ONE HERE?
So, you, like, ride a *le chats wth my cousin and her friendo horse to school? *Le me, a Texan visiting Canada Nope. Does your family own ia gun? I bet they do, right? LOL I couldn't imagine living in a place with 52 states. Nope. T There are fifty states. . . You are thinking of 52 cards in a deck or 52 weeks in a year, my good sir. N there are 52. No there are definitely 52. Americans are stupi I can't believe you don't even know how many states are in your own country. You Americans are so ignorant. Man, I'm hungry. Let's go get a burger. .. .Did. . .that really just happen? AND HOW AM I THE I GNORANT ONE HERE?

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*mother has never heard *little sister telling mother and me about her camp bf* of COD* . . .and he's like really artistic, sister he draws He's not a Nazi, is he? *mother Nazi zombies! *me What? No, he's agnostic!
*mother has never heard *little sister telling mother and me about her camp bf* of COD* . . .and he's like really artistic, sister he draws He's not a Nazi, is he? *mother Nazi zombies! *me What? No, he's agnostic!

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Me I Don't ge paid to be here Bailiff Will serving as a juror on this week long case cause any undue hardships to anyone? You are exused Judge I have two interviews next week and will lose out if I postpone them I am moving this weekend to start a new job You are exused You are exused I have to take my son to swimming lesson He could dro What would happen if your son missed these lessons? . . .exused then?
Me I Don't ge paid to be here Bailiff Will serving as a juror on this week long case cause any undue hardships to anyone? You are exused Judge I have two interviews next week and will lose out if I postpone them I am moving this weekend to start a new job You are exused You are exused I have to take my son to swimming lesson He could dro What would happen if your son missed these lessons? . . .exused then?

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radio station employee me, at age 13 thanks for the free stuff Here, have some free radio station stickers, keychains, and condoms I don't want condoms! O Giving those out is horrible. You can get AIDS from condoms! that's not how it works... an idiot
radio station employee me, at age 13 thanks for the free stuff Here, have some free radio station stickers, keychains, and condoms I don't want condoms! O Giving those out is horrible. You can get AIDS from condoms! that's not how it works... an idiot

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*at the drive thru after a surf oh hay kewl surfboard! how was it today? 回回 have you ever drowned before?? awesome! no dude i haven't OH, GOOD!
*at the drive thru after a surf oh hay kewl surfboard! how was it today? 回回 have you ever drowned before?? awesome! no dude i haven't OH, GOOD!

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