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Hey, did your hear about that terrorist attack in Norway? Amy Whinehouse died! It's such a tragedy! And so young, too! I mean, who saw it coming? No... but did you hear e other terrible news? Your thing is sad too, I guess. Sweden, right? You disgust me.
Hey, did your hear about that terrorist attack in Norway? Amy Whinehouse died! It's such a tragedy! And so young, too! I mean, who saw it coming? No... but did you hear e other terrible news? Your thing is sad too, I guess. Sweden, right? You disgust me.

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*me working as an ice cream girl* "hey lady can i have the one in the middle?" *customer* "ARE YOU RETARDED! I WANT THE MIDDLE ONE, DON'T YO KNOW WHA THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING IS?!?"" "uhm.. . .there is no middle one. which one?" APPARENTLY NOT
*me working as an ice cream girl* "hey lady can i have the one in the middle?" *customer* "ARE YOU RETARDED! I WANT THE MIDDLE ONE, DON'T YO KNOW WHA THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING IS?!?"" "uhm.. . .there is no middle one. which one?" APPARENTLY NOT

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Me drinking some soy milk. friend You know that stuff totally has estrogen and lowers sperm count right? actually it has been shown in multiple studies that phytoestrogens (the chemical that causes the fuss) don't have any measurable effect on the male body Well I know a guy who told me that if you drink enough soy milk you'1.1 turn into a girl My friend is an idiot!!
Me drinking some soy milk. friend You know that stuff totally has estrogen and lowers sperm count right? actually it has been shown in multiple studies that phytoestrogens (the chemical that causes the fuss) don't have any measurable effect on the male body Well I know a guy who told me that if you drink enough soy milk you'1.1 turn into a girl My friend is an idiot!!

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How I feel 1ike I sound when I talk How I actually sound when I hear an audio recording
How I feel 1ike I sound when I talk How I actually sound when I hear an audio recording

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*me, sitting next to an idiot in math* Hey derp, isn't 9 an even number? uh no, it's odd. iS *he screams this* "No you' re wrong, because 3 goes into 9 3 times. And 3 is 3 is odd What. . .? no No Derp, you're wrong. 3 and 9 are both even numbers. You just don't understand math like I do, because im a math genius an even number." * *Actual words
*me, sitting next to an idiot in math* Hey derp, isn't 9 an even number? uh no, it's odd. iS *he screams this* "No you' re wrong, because 3 goes into 9 3 times. And 3 is 3 is odd What. . .? no No Derp, you're wrong. 3 and 9 are both even numbers. You just don't understand math like I do, because im a math genius an even number." * *Actual words

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*He takes out his credit card to pay Hey is this card a credit card or debit card? *Me scanning food for customer* Sarcastically I say* Yeah Is it a credit card? So it's a credit card? Then It's a credit card
*He takes out his credit card to pay Hey is this card a credit card or debit card? *Me scanning food for customer* Sarcastically I say* Yeah Is it a credit card? So it's a credit card? Then It's a credit card

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*reading Steam update news* "TF2 is free..." "...FOREVER!" *joining my favorite server* GENTLEMEEEEEENNNNNN *ten minutes into the game* Why is nobody capping the point? So many new players to mess with. This is gonna be great! GET THE F--- OFF MY TEAM
*reading Steam update news* "TF2 is free..." "...FOREVER!" *joining my favorite server* GENTLEMEEEEEENNNNNN *ten minutes into the game* Why is nobody capping the point? So many new players to mess with. This is gonna be great! GET THE F--- OFF MY TEAM

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*Working at a computer retail store* *Customer approaches me on the floor* Hey there, I needs me a one tigga bit hard disk Tigga, PLEASE
*Working at a computer retail store* *Customer approaches me on the floor* Hey there, I needs me a one tigga bit hard disk Tigga, PLEASE

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Someone at the Herpdesk has me on hold on the other line. I want to know what they are doing Thank you for calling Herpdesk. This is Derp oh wait! They are back. Can you hold please? Puts me on hold*
Someone at the Herpdesk has me on hold on the other line. I want to know what they are doing Thank you for calling Herpdesk. This is Derp oh wait! They are back. Can you hold please? Puts me on hold*

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*he keeps getting desynch cau the rooftop sentries are detecting him and he's not killing them *in my house, letting my friend play asscreed bro me *herp, my friend This f------ game sucks! I keep losing!! Here, let me *Friend snaps and pushes me away *I grab his hand and place my other hand in the keyb to show him how it's done ˋ you touched my han that's so gay. /Are you gay, dude? *extrapolation* Derp, help me Grab my hand! 'm going fall! o' )to *cliff* I'm not! That's gay! WHEN WILL YOU SEXUALLY INSECURE MEN, LEARN TO DROP PREJUDICES?
*he keeps getting desynch cau the rooftop sentries are detecting him and he's not killing them *in my house, letting my friend play asscreed bro me *herp, my friend This f------ game sucks! I keep losing!! Here, let me *Friend snaps and pushes me away *I grab his hand and place my other hand in the keyb to show him how it's done ˋ you touched my han that's so gay. /Are you gay, dude? *extrapolation* Derp, help me Grab my hand! 'm going fall! o' )to *cliff* I'm not! That's gay! WHEN WILL YOU SEXUALLY INSECURE MEN, LEARN TO DROP PREJUDICES?

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le me ringing up a customer at a work I ignore the customer and just ring her s--- up as fast as possible Hi, How are you today? have your Derp Savings card today? Can't you see I'm on the phone? Don't talk to me when I'm on the phone! How rude! ok, that'll be $145.78! TWELVE SECONDS LATER (She takes out a credit card and pays while atill on the phone HERE'S MY SAVINGS EROM MY SAVINGS CARD! I HAVE ALL THESE COUPONS THAT YOU FORGOT TO ASK ME FOR AND ALL THESE BOITLE RETURNS! I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN TO YOUR MANAGER ND GET YOU FIRED!! le customer behind cE- FFFFFFFMa,I'm his manager and I have been line FFFFF the whole tine. Maybe if you didn't tell FFFF him to not talk to you hile you were FUUyelling into your phone he could have Uaisted you bette:r not saying anything, hoping he'll just go away IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO PEOPLE THAT GIVE YOU A PAYCHECK! I'MMA GOING TO CALL CORPORATE ON BOTH OF YOU AND CLOSE THIS WHOLE STORE DOMN!! POKER FACE we both laugh for what seems like forever. I'm actually the manager so I give the guy a giftcard for his trolling (She leaves payng full price for all her s--- and I never see her again.) LOL FUU RAGE BUILDER.COM
le me ringing up a customer at a work I ignore the customer and just ring her s--- up as fast as possible Hi, How are you today? have your Derp Savings card today? Can't you see I'm on the phone? Don't talk to me when I'm on the phone! How rude! ok, that'll be $145.78! TWELVE SECONDS LATER (She takes out a credit card and pays while atill on the phone HERE'S MY SAVINGS EROM MY SAVINGS CARD! I HAVE ALL THESE COUPONS THAT YOU FORGOT TO ASK ME FOR AND ALL THESE BOITLE RETURNS! I AM GOING TO COMPLAIN TO YOUR MANAGER ND GET YOU FIRED!! le customer behind cE- FFFFFFFMa,I'm his manager and I have been line FFFFF the whole tine. Maybe if you didn't tell FFFF him to not talk to you hile you were FUUyelling into your phone he could have Uaisted you bette:r not saying anything, hoping he'll just go away IS THIS HOW YOU TALK TO PEOPLE THAT GIVE YOU A PAYCHECK! I'MMA GOING TO CALL CORPORATE ON BOTH OF YOU AND CLOSE THIS WHOLE STORE DOMN!! POKER FACE we both laugh for what seems like forever. I'm actually the manager so I give the guy a giftcard for his trolling (She leaves payng full price for all her s--- and I never see her again.) LOL FUU RAGE BUILDER.COM

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*in class listening to my teacher telling a story about her autistic nephew "Yes, my nephew, Derpy had autism. It was quite amazing, sometimes he would sit at the bus stop and make sure each bus would arrive on time" me Oh my god, what a loser. He really needs to get a life
*in class listening to my teacher telling a story about her autistic nephew "Yes, my nephew, Derpy had autism. It was quite amazing, sometimes he would sit at the bus stop and make sure each bus would arrive on time" me Oh my god, what a loser. He really needs to get a life

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rst day of middle school. going into science building. *pair of wild snarling bitches appears. they yap about how slutty they are. "hey fatty, are you a retard? don't you know to hold the door for ladies?!" POKER FACE "yeah, for ladies, not c----..."
rst day of middle school. going into science building. *pair of wild snarling bitches appears. they yap about how slutty they are. "hey fatty, are you a retard? don't you know to hold the door for ladies?!" POKER FACE "yeah, for ladies, not c----..."

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Working the seafood counter at Can I help you with derpco, while a group is discussing the seafood amongst themselves. anything? Yeah I was just wondering if your crabs were still alive? Or are the dead? xle wife and husband*1- *The crabs are not moving, and incased on top of ice* Oh, 1 was just his is why i curious, my can't Yes ma'am, the crabs are dead. take you nice husband wanted to know laces.
Working the seafood counter at Can I help you with derpco, while a group is discussing the seafood amongst themselves. anything? Yeah I was just wondering if your crabs were still alive? Or are the dead? xle wife and husband*1- *The crabs are not moving, and incased on top of ice* Oh, 1 was just his is why i curious, my can't Yes ma'am, the crabs are dead. take you nice husband wanted to know laces.

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I'm gonna submit this rage comic, I know reddit is gonna love it! TWELVE SECONDS LATER It can't be the Kights of /New I SENSE A FORCE EVILER THAN EVIL! IT MUST BE .. . THE DOWNVOTING HORSEMEN
I'm gonna submit this rage comic, I know reddit is gonna love it! TWELVE SECONDS LATER It can't be the Kights of /New I SENSE A FORCE EVILER THAN EVIL! IT MUST BE .. . THE DOWNVOTING HORSEMEN

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*Stuck at mom's friend's house, watching tv* *Her son comes in, takes the remote and turns on an awful cartoon* 卜 "I was watching Invader Derp, why did you change the channel?"show sucks. You're weird. Derp "You're f------ kidding. That and Derpderp is better." "Of course. You suck at life and your game selection is s-----. Wh "What are you talking about? This show is original, and has good comedy. It doesn't have idiots running around and farting all the time. Is that funny to you?" lays Mario Brothers? It's all about COD and you like stupid stuff. GAY! Empty Space
*Stuck at mom's friend's house, watching tv* *Her son comes in, takes the remote and turns on an awful cartoon* 卜 "I was watching Invader Derp, why did you change the channel?"show sucks. You're weird. Derp "You're f------ kidding. That and Derpderp is better." "Of course. You suck at life and your game selection is s-----. Wh "What are you talking about? This show is original, and has good comedy. It doesn't have idiots running around and farting all the time. Is that funny to you?" lays Mario Brothers? It's all about COD and you like stupid stuff. GAY! Empty Space

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