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This random guy takes his hand and grabs some potatoes from my *Me in line plate... at brunch with delicious country potatoes on my plate waiting for my eggs.. . and shoves them in his mouth! He then asks me, "Why did you get they are gross!" "Hey what the f---." then I walk off and set out to get more delicious potatoes.... ractically throw the potatoes into his plate...
This random guy takes his hand and grabs some potatoes from my *Me in line plate... at brunch with delicious country potatoes on my plate waiting for my eggs.. . and shoves them in his mouth! He then asks me, "Why did you get they are gross!" "Hey what the f---." then I walk off and set out to get more delicious potatoes.... ractically throw the potatoes into his plate...

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I have to pee! MEN Guess I will have to use the stall. *My rather long urination continues as the other guys leave* A FEW MOMENTS LATER *random new derp enters the bathroom and sees me and my poorly drawn legs peeing in the stall* He thinks I have a small penis! I guess I have to show him my penis
I have to pee! MEN Guess I will have to use the stall. *My rather long urination continues as the other guys leave* A FEW MOMENTS LATER *random new derp enters the bathroom and sees me and my poorly drawn legs peeing in the stall* He thinks I have a small penis! I guess I have to show him my penis

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Me cleaning Mcderps like a boss, we are closed for renovations, construction stuff 1s everywhere. In walks a Random customer We're closed for Walks past multiple signs saying CLOSED renovations Uhm. . . . where do i order ? continues to walk up to Umm. . . counter to order. can someone come take my order? OK thanks My Manager who is also cleaning, but behind the count . . . .ok, so i can' get a big mac? Sir, we are renovations, we are not serving food, please go to a different location. ok then are you serious? Turns around and leaves the restaraunt.
Me cleaning Mcderps like a boss, we are closed for renovations, construction stuff 1s everywhere. In walks a Random customer We're closed for Walks past multiple signs saying CLOSED renovations Uhm. . . . where do i order ? continues to walk up to Umm. . . counter to order. can someone come take my order? OK thanks My Manager who is also cleaning, but behind the count . . . .ok, so i can' get a big mac? Sir, we are renovations, we are not serving food, please go to a different location. ok then are you serious? Turns around and leaves the restaraunt.

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6:56, last customer leaves. me, working retail. time: 6:55, store closes at 7 but manager insists we let anyone in if they want to come in yay quittin time 6:57 Wait.. in the distance... is that..? 6:57 6:58 Are you open? yes
6:56, last customer leaves. me, working retail. time: 6:55, store closes at 7 but manager insists we let anyone in if they want to come in yay quittin time 6:57 Wait.. in the distance... is that..? 6:57 6:58 Are you open? yes

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*4th grade *fight ensues Oh yeah? Well screw you! You're a loser! hey that was a pretty awesome punch you threw yeah, you got me good too! *later, in nurse's office Best friends!
*4th grade *fight ensues Oh yeah? Well screw you! You're a loser! hey that was a pretty awesome punch you threw yeah, you got me good too! *later, in nurse's office Best friends!

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when a wild customer appears! le me, working at a college book store doing textbook buybacks COLLEGE Hey bro how much can you give me for this book? COLLEGE Hmm lets 80 dollars. can give you 60 dollars I'm sorry sir but the price is set, we COLLEGE 70 dollars. cannot negotiate.
when a wild customer appears! le me, working at a college book store doing textbook buybacks COLLEGE Hey bro how much can you give me for this book? COLLEGE Hmm lets 80 dollars. can give you 60 dollars I'm sorry sir but the price is set, we COLLEGE 70 dollars. cannot negotiate.

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Meow? And that's m cat, he mainly stays outdoors except for at night. . . At my friend's Dude, what reeks? Oh s---, it's your cat! 9 Bathe that thing NOW. No, see, 'cause I read that cats give themseleves baths by licking their fur. THAT ANIMAL NEEDS A CHEMICAL BATH
Meow? And that's m cat, he mainly stays outdoors except for at night. . . At my friend's Dude, what reeks? Oh s---, it's your cat! 9 Bathe that thing NOW. No, see, 'cause I read that cats give themseleves baths by licking their fur. THAT ANIMAL NEEDS A CHEMICAL BATH

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Me at the movies waiting for movie to start trailers are on Trailers come.on and sea the people in front of me put on their 3D glasses That movie was not 3D enough, not watching it. That was a 2D trailer 9 That movie is going to totally suck I HOPE HE CANT BREED IN THE FUTURE
Me at the movies waiting for movie to start trailers are on Trailers come.on and sea the people in front of me put on their 3D glasses That movie was not 3D enough, not watching it. That was a 2D trailer 9 That movie is going to totally suck I HOPE HE CANT BREED IN THE FUTURE

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WORK STUFF NO, REALLY, I DONT BROWSE REDDIT WHILE WORKING. . . MY BOSS COULD BE READING THIS suddently a wild inbound call appears list Of issues the customer reports: crashes while playing sims overheats text is upside down mechanical noises ac-adapter caught fire yes, hello, i need help to fix my computer okay, sir, what prob lems are you experiencing? me thinking: “f---, f---, f---, f--- this will take forever to troubleshoot'" okay, sir, let's have a look at it What model do you have? im very sorry, sir, but o this is dell support. we don't provice technichal support for hp systems i think it's a pavillion. please send out a technichian oh right, i guess that makes sense well, have a nice day then you too, sir. bye bye...
WORK STUFF NO, REALLY, I DONT BROWSE REDDIT WHILE WORKING. . . MY BOSS COULD BE READING THIS suddently a wild inbound call appears list Of issues the customer reports: crashes while playing sims overheats text is upside down mechanical noises ac-adapter caught fire yes, hello, i need help to fix my computer okay, sir, what prob lems are you experiencing? me thinking: “f---, f---, f---, f--- this will take forever to troubleshoot'" okay, sir, let's have a look at it What model do you have? im very sorry, sir, but o this is dell support. we don't provice technichal support for hp systems i think it's a pavillion. please send out a technichian oh right, i guess that makes sense well, have a nice day then you too, sir. bye bye...

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"Browsing Reddit Sup bro! What are you doing? What's this? Click on it !! Click on that one .. yeah over there!! Loool so funny! By the way, did you hear Wait.. I will show you login to facebook.. about the new herp? just need to
"Browsing Reddit Sup bro! What are you doing? What's this? Click on it !! Click on that one .. yeah over there!! Loool so funny! By the way, did you hear Wait.. I will show you login to facebook.. about the new herp? just need to

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*le me teaching my band class* "Is my student pleasuring himself with his trumpet?" AP FAP "Derp, can you go to the office please?" He is "What the f--- did I do? I'm gonna tell my parents about this and this to this t and t what when tell assw some here ass ver work in cant do are rich can do cant Ll come down your NO ME GUSTA FO
*le me teaching my band class* "Is my student pleasuring himself with his trumpet?" AP FAP "Derp, can you go to the office please?" He is "What the f--- did I do? I'm gonna tell my parents about this and this to this t and t what when tell assw some here ass ver work in cant do are rich can do cant Ll come down your NO ME GUSTA FO

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Le me derping around at work getting ready to go spray some weeds with a backpack sprayer *Putting on backpack sprayer to go spray some weeds like a boss. How i look How i feel
Le me derping around at work getting ready to go spray some weeds with a backpack sprayer *Putting on backpack sprayer to go spray some weeds like a boss. How i look How i feel

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"Man I love Harry Potter but I *le me and my friend derp talking about Harry Potter. haven't gotten around to watching LW the movie." le me le derp "You didn't go to the midnight showing?" "No, I was busy and didn't have enough time. I had tickets and everything. So I ended up giving it to my niece who really wanted to see it." "Ha then you're not a die hard fan like me, I went there dressed as Harry Potter, all I did was wear a black snuggie and made a scar with a pe Man I ' m such a nerd, you' re just a wanna-be." "But I had to help move my friend out of his appartment last minute because he couldn't afford movers. I even read the last 3 books in under a week." "Ha, you must of wasted a lot of times reading the books. I never read one. The movies are so good though. I'm a gryffindor all the way dude. Every other hous is stupid and pointless. They don't even play a big part in the series." YOU ARE NOT A FAN YOU ARE A MAINSTREAM FOLLOWING FOOL WHO WANTS TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. YOU WARLOCK WANNA BE DOUCHEBAG
"Man I love Harry Potter but I *le me and my friend derp talking about Harry Potter. haven't gotten around to watching LW the movie." le me le derp "You didn't go to the midnight showing?" "No, I was busy and didn't have enough time. I had tickets and everything. So I ended up giving it to my niece who really wanted to see it." "Ha then you're not a die hard fan like me, I went there dressed as Harry Potter, all I did was wear a black snuggie and made a scar with a pe Man I ' m such a nerd, you' re just a wanna-be." "But I had to help move my friend out of his appartment last minute because he couldn't afford movers. I even read the last 3 books in under a week." "Ha, you must of wasted a lot of times reading the books. I never read one. The movies are so good though. I'm a gryffindor all the way dude. Every other hous is stupid and pointless. They don't even play a big part in the series." YOU ARE NOT A FAN YOU ARE A MAINSTREAM FOLLOWING FOOL WHO WANTS TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. YOU WARLOCK WANNA BE DOUCHEBAG

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Why? You're a Christian right, Derp? *Me After some research, I found out there are about 10 figures that pre-date Christ who share his exact traits. Virgin birth, crucified, teacher, etc. Na, not anymore. Ah, but that's the old testemant when... Also I don't condone slavery, stoning, against homosexuality, etc... Christian's pick and choose what they feel is right, literal, and methaphorical. Not very logical to me. But faith isn't logical. . . Yes, but the expiriences I've had.. . I realized that the onl reason I have "faith" is because of the fear of hell. We all have expiriences; Hindus, Muslims, Satanists, those African tribes, etc. Christianity is a fear based religion But... Are you an Atheist? If I was born somewhere else I would believe a different religion. Not rational... No brah. You see... I just don't know and I'm not afraid to admit it. Let's all try to figure it out instead of playing follow the leader. If you don't believe in God then why don't you just kill people?
Why? You're a Christian right, Derp? *Me After some research, I found out there are about 10 figures that pre-date Christ who share his exact traits. Virgin birth, crucified, teacher, etc. Na, not anymore. Ah, but that's the old testemant when... Also I don't condone slavery, stoning, against homosexuality, etc... Christian's pick and choose what they feel is right, literal, and methaphorical. Not very logical to me. But faith isn't logical. . . Yes, but the expiriences I've had.. . I realized that the onl reason I have "faith" is because of the fear of hell. We all have expiriences; Hindus, Muslims, Satanists, those African tribes, etc. Christianity is a fear based religion But... Are you an Atheist? If I was born somewhere else I would believe a different religion. Not rational... No brah. You see... I just don't know and I'm not afraid to admit it. Let's all try to figure it out instead of playing follow the leader. If you don't believe in God then why don't you just kill people?

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*texting my friend Dafuq is "HTF"? so yeah herpina was being a total bitch hahaha lolololololol dude HTF!!! oh you know, hold the fone actual words you do know that phone starts with a "p-h" right? Besides man, my mom even said it starts with an "fand shes a veterinariarn B------- dude have officially lost all hope for humanity
*texting my friend Dafuq is "HTF"? so yeah herpina was being a total bitch hahaha lolololololol dude HTF!!! oh you know, hold the fone actual words you do know that phone starts with a "p-h" right? Besides man, my mom even said it starts with an "fand shes a veterinariarn B------- dude have officially lost all hope for humanity

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