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INSIDE OUTSIDE AT DRIVE-THROUGH Le Me, wearing poorly drawn headset and making sandwiches at part-time summer job at Derpy s *Le Custom *Le Manager *Le Drive-through cashier "Welcome to Derpy's, can I take your order?" "Gimme a minute." A FEW MiNUTES LATER "... Which salad has the fewest calories?" AFTER MUCH SEARCHING "It's the berry salad." "Okay, I'11 take that, a large Iry and two large frosties." "Should I pull around now?" Bitch, that's not how salads work, now you best pull around so we can take the next six customers your slow ass put in a line
INSIDE OUTSIDE AT DRIVE-THROUGH Le Me, wearing poorly drawn headset and making sandwiches at part-time summer job at Derpy s *Le Custom *Le Manager *Le Drive-through cashier "Welcome to Derpy's, can I take your order?" "Gimme a minute." A FEW MiNUTES LATER "... Which salad has the fewest calories?" AFTER MUCH SEARCHING "It's the berry salad." "Okay, I'11 take that, a large Iry and two large frosties." "Should I pull around now?" Bitch, that's not how salads work, now you best pull around so we can take the next six customers your slow ass put in a line

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me, working. suddenly, a phonecall hey, can i get your address and fax number? sure can, 420 herpderp ave and fax is 9092224200 can you repeat that? i didnt have a pen and paper ready
me, working. suddenly, a phonecall hey, can i get your address and fax number? sure can, 420 herpderp ave and fax is 9092224200 can you repeat that? i didnt have a pen and paper ready

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As I've observed from many rage comics, people don't like long comics. Therefore, I've adjusted accordingly for those people to save them time. *idiot says/does stupid thing* doing something* *explains something* *further stupiditiy*
As I've observed from many rage comics, people don't like long comics. Therefore, I've adjusted accordingly for those people to save them time. *idiot says/does stupid thing* doing something* *explains something* *further stupiditiy*

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Going to the pub one night, waiting whilst my dad takes out cash. *Cash Machine Suddenly two idiots roll up When one of the 1d1 ts says: We then watch a parked Focus RS drive off. "Look at that bastard driving. Why do all the geeks get good cars?" <-- actual words. *my amazingly drawn car That's because us 'geeks' have worked harder then you could possibly imagine. I hope being popular in secondary school was worth it
Going to the pub one night, waiting whilst my dad takes out cash. *Cash Machine Suddenly two idiots roll up When one of the 1d1 ts says: We then watch a parked Focus RS drive off. "Look at that bastard driving. Why do all the geeks get good cars?" <-- actual words. *my amazingly drawn car That's because us 'geeks' have worked harder then you could possibly imagine. I hope being popular in secondary school was worth it

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*me meeting my best friend's friend yeah. . its just that you have a weird accent Hey! nice to meet you is everything alright? no you're not! you have white skin oh that... its because im mexicain
*me meeting my best friend's friend yeah. . its just that you have a weird accent Hey! nice to meet you is everything alright? no you're not! you have white skin oh that... its because im mexicain

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2 9 am at work, boss has nothing to do for me pm at work, boss has nothing to do for me that's me f------ 5:55 boss enters my room pm, about to leave, when pm at work, one hour left, boss still has nothing to do "derp, would you please to this unimportant b------- work for me, that'1l take you 2 hours" UUUu FU uo00gu EYIUUUU
2 9 am at work, boss has nothing to do for me pm at work, boss has nothing to do for me that's me f------ 5:55 boss enters my room pm, about to leave, when pm at work, one hour left, boss still has nothing to do "derp, would you please to this unimportant b------- work for me, that'1l take you 2 hours" UUUu FU uo00gu EYIUUUU

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le border officering like a bau5 d Lobste Wave down awesomely drawn truck. Hello sir. What dur crabs. do you have today? Please keep that information to yourself sir. Now what are Hurr hurr hurr hurr... You carryin<g in your truck? *le vicious scratching. ..* *scratch scratch scratch*
le border officering like a bau5 d Lobste Wave down awesomely drawn truck. Hello sir. What dur crabs. do you have today? Please keep that information to yourself sir. Now what are Hurr hurr hurr hurr... You carryin<g in your truck? *le vicious scratching. ..* *scratch scratch scratch*

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Derp Herp Man, nothing gets me more fired up than a hispanic girl. *Me with friends talking about girls and sexy-time I don't know hispanic people are really stupid... herping around Me How is that racist? He didn't discriminate against black people at all Dude, that's just ourtright racist. My best friend is a retard
Derp Herp Man, nothing gets me more fired up than a hispanic girl. *Me with friends talking about girls and sexy-time I don't know hispanic people are really stupid... herping around Me How is that racist? He didn't discriminate against black people at all Dude, that's just ourtright racist. My best friend is a retard

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First day of class *So kids today to get to know eachother say your name and something interesting about yourself *le teacher My name is herp and I am Greek Orthodox That's so cool...so you worship Zeus the Lightning God *i me No I'm Um I think Christianls the Greek god ou mean Thor of thunder That would be the Greek Pantheon. And I think you mean Zeus the thunder god る回 Mean while somewhere or ount Olympus/Heaven/ arthrealm/Valhalla
First day of class *So kids today to get to know eachother say your name and something interesting about yourself *le teacher My name is herp and I am Greek Orthodox That's so cool...so you worship Zeus the Lightning God *i me No I'm Um I think Christianls the Greek god ou mean Thor of thunder That would be the Greek Pantheon. And I think you mean Zeus the thunder god る回 Mean while somewhere or ount Olympus/Heaven/ arthrealm/Valhalla

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At a random party Hey man! You Lebanese?! I LOVE HUMMUS! DO YOU Don't ask thaLOVE HUMMUS?! question! Don't ask! Why yes I am So Kid, oi are ﹀ .| Lebanese? Do vou s? I
At a random party Hey man! You Lebanese?! I LOVE HUMMUS! DO YOU Don't ask thaLOVE HUMMUS?! question! Don't ask! Why yes I am So Kid, oi are ﹀ .| Lebanese? Do vou s? I

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Gather 'round as I tell you al1 Freshman of the day that makes me hate humanity the most. That day was today. . .the day is. .. Move-in Day ND PARKING POLICE ORDER Perfect! Our grand champion dumbass then floors it down the narrow a toll station pedestrian packed street . ..destroying and damaging another student's vehicle. . mine. . . ... ap*A very painful About an hour later, I finally by another student asking for help with his stuff...and a box with holes in it. F------ Bastard forgot to heation heSNAKE! !! had a snake.. .now one tooth deep in my chest. Other tooth hit the box S--- ton of gauze and paper towel. Aftermath Eternity Later There are no words for how much I hate each of vou on this da
Gather 'round as I tell you al1 Freshman of the day that makes me hate humanity the most. That day was today. . .the day is. .. Move-in Day ND PARKING POLICE ORDER Perfect! Our grand champion dumbass then floors it down the narrow a toll station pedestrian packed street . ..destroying and damaging another student's vehicle. . mine. . . ... ap*A very painful About an hour later, I finally by another student asking for help with his stuff...and a box with holes in it. F------ Bastard forgot to heation heSNAKE! !! had a snake.. .now one tooth deep in my chest. Other tooth hit the box S--- ton of gauze and paper towel. Aftermath Eternity Later There are no words for how much I hate each of vou on this da

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Me "Hey brah, you know the dogs in 101 Dalmatians?" "Yeah?" "What breed are they?"
Me "Hey brah, you know the dogs in 101 Dalmatians?" "Yeah?" "What breed are they?"

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Playing ctf_turbine on some random valve server, going as soldier Killing like a boss everything on my way, got to the enemy intel room. As I picked up intel, I notice i'm low on health. EQUALIZER F---! TI But suddenly, enemy pyro pops out, and burns me to ashes just in front of our base entrance But it's ok, that Spy got the intel, he'1l capture it for us, right? *Dead* LOL! !1 Wait... why we still didn't capture their intel? Where is our point!? TWELVE SECONDS LATER ACCURATE PRESENTATTON While that spy had best score, he roceeded to stab enemies .. with their intel on his back THAT 'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY CTF MAPS MAGGOT
Playing ctf_turbine on some random valve server, going as soldier Killing like a boss everything on my way, got to the enemy intel room. As I picked up intel, I notice i'm low on health. EQUALIZER F---! TI But suddenly, enemy pyro pops out, and burns me to ashes just in front of our base entrance But it's ok, that Spy got the intel, he'1l capture it for us, right? *Dead* LOL! !1 Wait... why we still didn't capture their intel? Where is our point!? TWELVE SECONDS LATER ACCURATE PRESENTATTON While that spy had best score, he roceeded to stab enemies .. with their intel on his back THAT 'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY CTF MAPS MAGGOT

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Le wild mom appears Me chilling at reddit Hi sun, I have to vacuum your room Sure thin mom oney i'm done! ok mom Go downstairs to watch Television *Looked at open computer it's all clean* GIZMODO This means she was in my computer with the vacuum cleaner MOM! did you clean my computer with the vacuum? Yes it was very dirty do i cleaned it for you YOU.. nowmight be broken! louanebroken i'lǐ buy If it's broken i'l1 buy you a new one! now. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? * it still works F--- KEA.
Le wild mom appears Me chilling at reddit Hi sun, I have to vacuum your room Sure thin mom oney i'm done! ok mom Go downstairs to watch Television *Looked at open computer it's all clean* GIZMODO This means she was in my computer with the vacuum cleaner MOM! did you clean my computer with the vacuum? Yes it was very dirty do i cleaned it for you YOU.. nowmight be broken! louanebroken i'lǐ buy If it's broken i'l1 buy you a new one! now. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? * it still works F--- KEA.

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MY DVD PLAYER IS *me, several years ago, working a customer service line for an electronics company (not actually this happy) WORKING AND T RIGHT NOW PORTANT AND I WANT YOU BECAUSE - sう VDS TO HAVE WAT AC TO AND FI I JUST WANT THINGS HERPITY DERP I'M RETARDED DERP WHAT Thank you for calling customer service. How can I help you today? GIVE ME I THINK I AM THA HERP DERP HOW AM I SUPPOs YOU ARE THE THAT IS THINGS OR I BECAU DON'T IGNORA DO ALL C KNOW THAT WAGE SLAVE KNOW THESE - S 〉 FIX THIS VISOR AND Okay. . . can I get the model number of your DVD player? TO AN NOW D READ WHAT IS I 'M NOT MY MIND WRONG BE GOING TO GIVE YOU ANY USEFUL ..Unplug the DVD player tor 24 hours. If for some reas n that doesn't work, give us a call back tomorrow. But that should fix it. Oh, okay thanks. Thank god I don't work tomorrow. *U mad, coworkers?
MY DVD PLAYER IS *me, several years ago, working a customer service line for an electronics company (not actually this happy) WORKING AND T RIGHT NOW PORTANT AND I WANT YOU BECAUSE - sう VDS TO HAVE WAT AC TO AND FI I JUST WANT THINGS HERPITY DERP I'M RETARDED DERP WHAT Thank you for calling customer service. How can I help you today? GIVE ME I THINK I AM THA HERP DERP HOW AM I SUPPOs YOU ARE THE THAT IS THINGS OR I BECAU DON'T IGNORA DO ALL C KNOW THAT WAGE SLAVE KNOW THESE - S 〉 FIX THIS VISOR AND Okay. . . can I get the model number of your DVD player? TO AN NOW D READ WHAT IS I 'M NOT MY MIND WRONG BE GOING TO GIVE YOU ANY USEFUL ..Unplug the DVD player tor 24 hours. If for some reas n that doesn't work, give us a call back tomorrow. But that should fix it. Oh, okay thanks. Thank god I don't work tomorrow. *U mad, coworkers?

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chillin' in science class when wild gloves appear! blow up glove like so, attach to head with string... How I look: How I feel: ROOSTA
chillin' in science class when wild gloves appear! blow up glove like so, attach to head with string... How I look: How I feel: ROOSTA

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Working as a Prep Cook, when a wild guest appears Ok drawn cheesecake points "What is this?" "I don't want to eat anything made out of turtles." "Turtle Cheesecake.
Working as a Prep Cook, when a wild guest appears Ok drawn cheesecake points "What is this?" "I don't want to eat anything made out of turtles." "Turtle Cheesecake.

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knOck Me, sitting at home watching some show about Mayans on The Discovery Cha When suddenly my brother's girlfriend shows up We just left thehat What're you bar, your brother should be gettingwatchin? here in a few minutes. Mind if I chill here? Some Mayan thing Sure, whatever Watching for several minutes while we wait. They show several re-enactments. This was a long time ago, right? Yeah, like hundreds of years ago Oh. re Wait. . . How did they film it back then? POKER FACE POKER FACE I'm a tumor I'm a tumor POKER FACE
knOck Me, sitting at home watching some show about Mayans on The Discovery Cha When suddenly my brother's girlfriend shows up We just left thehat What're you bar, your brother should be gettingwatchin? here in a few minutes. Mind if I chill here? Some Mayan thing Sure, whatever Watching for several minutes while we wait. They show several re-enactments. This was a long time ago, right? Yeah, like hundreds of years ago Oh. re Wait. . . How did they film it back then? POKER FACE POKER FACE I'm a tumor I'm a tumor POKER FACE

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"Oh s--- was it any good?" "Yeah man my sister bought dragon age 2" "Man you can be a rouge so it is a Wow ripoff" *Me looking at games in local store "True dat" *Two people also browsing the games "Have you two tried any ther RPG ever? like Baldurs gate or D&D" "D&D is for nerds and old games suck" "True dat" *Me overhearing what they said I will break you with a 20 sided die!
"Oh s--- was it any good?" "Yeah man my sister bought dragon age 2" "Man you can be a rouge so it is a Wow ripoff" *Me looking at games in local store "True dat" *Two people also browsing the games "Have you two tried any ther RPG ever? like Baldurs gate or D&D" "D&D is for nerds and old games suck" "True dat" *Me overhearing what they said I will break you with a 20 sided die!

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Reach downstairs in under 35 seconds (live on the 3rd floor, took stairs) yet friend no where to be found.. friend decides to pick me up, calls e is waiting downstairs(live on the 3rd rっ *I decide to wait in the lobby of the building till he actually arrives MiNUTes TWENTY MINUTES LATER *badly drawn car Dude come down right when I call you, I hate waiting
Reach downstairs in under 35 seconds (live on the 3rd floor, took stairs) yet friend no where to be found.. friend decides to pick me up, calls e is waiting downstairs(live on the 3rd rっ *I decide to wait in the lobby of the building till he actually arrives MiNUTes TWENTY MINUTES LATER *badly drawn car Dude come down right when I call you, I hate waiting

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