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While driving on the *le friend highway, she flicks on who just got [cruise control her driving license me le flick Then proceeds to take hef The car drifts and she grabs hands off of the wheel tb the wheel to c rrect it, put on makeup in the rearview mirror! causing a hard swerve 0 What were you doing? You could have killed us! But I thought that cruise control drove FOR you! Who the f--- gave you a License
While driving on the *le friend highway, she flicks on who just got [cruise control her driving license me le flick Then proceeds to take hef The car drifts and she grabs hands off of the wheel tb the wheel to c rrect it, put on makeup in the rearview mirror! causing a hard swerve 0 What were you doing? You could have killed us! But I thought that cruise control drove FOR you! Who the f--- gave you a License

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me and le roommate playing megaman a wild third roomate appears are you guys playing old video games? I love old video games! yeah. it's have you ever played that game with the little blue guy? i forget what it is called... megaman maybe, but it was a pretty rare game. you probably don't know about it . . .you mean sonic? FO
me and le roommate playing megaman a wild third roomate appears are you guys playing old video games? I love old video games! yeah. it's have you ever played that game with the little blue guy? i forget what it is called... megaman maybe, but it was a pretty rare game. you probably don't know about it . . .you mean sonic? FO

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Me and Derptwat sitting by the fire one night at a party Me: Damn, this fire is starting to get reallj Derptwat: Yeah but at least we're getting tan.
Me and Derptwat sitting by the fire one night at a party Me: Damn, this fire is starting to get reallj Derptwat: Yeah but at least we're getting tan.

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*at a friend's party I don't actually believe in bisexual women because I've never met one over 20 Well, I'm bisexual and 25 Which means you' re gay but you' re not comfortable with being out yet guy I've never met Uh, this guy standing behind me and hearing what you just said is my boyfriend Oh, so you' re straight.
*at a friend's party I don't actually believe in bisexual women because I've never met one over 20 Well, I'm bisexual and 25 Which means you' re gay but you' re not comfortable with being out yet guy I've never met Uh, this guy standing behind me and hearing what you just said is my boyfriend Oh, so you' re straight.

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Le Teacher question: What is globalisation and how does it affect us? Le Student: What? Everyone knows globalisation doesn't actually exist. It was so cold this summer, explain that! What lies in that place your brain should be? You mean global warming? and its not.... you... cant... .
Le Teacher question: What is globalisation and how does it affect us? Le Student: What? Everyone knows globalisation doesn't actually exist. It was so cold this summer, explain that! What lies in that place your brain should be? You mean global warming? and its not.... you... cant... .

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O CO Me and'a co-worker cleaning up after an office party *trash bag "Dude - we're out of garbage bags. What should I do with the rest of thes ags. What should r do w2tsYOU F------ KIDDING ME balloons?"
O CO Me and'a co-worker cleaning up after an office party *trash bag "Dude - we're out of garbage bags. What should I do with the rest of thes ags. What should r do w2tsYOU F------ KIDDING ME balloons?"

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Me talking to a coworker about the Yeah I mean its fast and all but that spybot program you new computer I custom gave me sucked so I had my built for them and if son install Adware there happy with it 6 Core Phenom 2 8 Gigs of ram Geforce GTX 460 blah blah blah Oh no problem some people prefer one program to the other said Adware arent YOU the I didnt say Ad-AwareI computer guy geez. I use to use Ad- Aware by lavasoft before they turned |... .1 ask him if I it into a bloated mess can SSH into his machine and use VNC to take a look at it he says go ahead You got rid of a great program and got your genius son to purposly install rouge malware Adware Pro Scan & Repair Scheduler Advanced Options Scan NOW!
Me talking to a coworker about the Yeah I mean its fast and all but that spybot program you new computer I custom gave me sucked so I had my built for them and if son install Adware there happy with it 6 Core Phenom 2 8 Gigs of ram Geforce GTX 460 blah blah blah Oh no problem some people prefer one program to the other said Adware arent YOU the I didnt say Ad-AwareI computer guy geez. I use to use Ad- Aware by lavasoft before they turned |... .1 ask him if I it into a bloated mess can SSH into his machine and use VNC to take a look at it he says go ahead You got rid of a great program and got your genius son to purposly install rouge malware Adware Pro Scan & Repair Scheduler Advanced Options Scan NOW!

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Eating delish beef jerky when suddenly. . . What the? NO WAY! IT CAN ' T BE! DO NOT EAT 8.8 MY GOD HIS BROTHER
Eating delish beef jerky when suddenly. . . What the? NO WAY! IT CAN ' T BE! DO NOT EAT 8.8 MY GOD HIS BROTHER

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* My Nefew spinning around in circles * My Nefew's grandmother 卜 *My sister, watching her son spin around in circles OMG, he's spinning around in circles, don't let him do that!" "Why not? Kids like to spin in circles. He's just playing" "No, but that means he likes the feeling of being dizzy, and is going to get into drugs !"
* My Nefew spinning around in circles * My Nefew's grandmother 卜 *My sister, watching her son spin around in circles OMG, he's spinning around in circles, don't let him do that!" "Why not? Kids like to spin in circles. He's just playing" "No, but that means he likes the feeling of being dizzy, and is going to get into drugs !"

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le me, american studying in italy in line behind two other americans with a very thick southern accent. very friendly italian cashier, speaking in broken but easily understandable english hello! would you.. . like... a bag? italy,i apologize for my fellow nationals. 回h uhhh we don't speak italian. only american, you should learn it since it is the universal lanugage and stuff.
le me, american studying in italy in line behind two other americans with a very thick southern accent. very friendly italian cashier, speaking in broken but easily understandable english hello! would you.. . like... a bag? italy,i apologize for my fellow nationals. 回h uhhh we don't speak italian. only american, you should learn it since it is the universal lanugage and stuff.

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I'm looking for "The Kraft." Can you see if you have it? Welcome to Derpbuster. How can I help you? It's spelled with a “K" Well we definitely don't carry any movies called "The Kraft" with a K, but we have "The Craft" with a C. It's about teen witches I know it's about witches but it's definitely "The Kraft" with a K. Let me pick it out from the shelf. I'm sure it is definitely spelled with a C. It's quite slow today, so l'll go pick out the movie while she looks around for the non-existent version Nah, you're not helping. I'lI find it myself. 白 Ah, here it is. I guess since she's still looking... I looked everywhere. It looks like one of you either misplaced it or you don't have it after all A FEW MOMENTS LATER Oh we have it, and I found it for you. It lookslke you were right-it is spelled with a "K" l told you so THE
I'm looking for "The Kraft." Can you see if you have it? Welcome to Derpbuster. How can I help you? It's spelled with a “K" Well we definitely don't carry any movies called "The Kraft" with a K, but we have "The Craft" with a C. It's about teen witches I know it's about witches but it's definitely "The Kraft" with a K. Let me pick it out from the shelf. I'm sure it is definitely spelled with a C. It's quite slow today, so l'll go pick out the movie while she looks around for the non-existent version Nah, you're not helping. I'lI find it myself. 白 Ah, here it is. I guess since she's still looking... I looked everywhere. It looks like one of you either misplaced it or you don't have it after all A FEW MOMENTS LATER Oh we have it, and I found it for you. It lookslke you were right-it is spelled with a "K" l told you so THE

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What I say What peop Le hear "I am a raging f----- that will seek to have a--- relations with every male withing a 10 mile-radius by use of excessive force I love rainbows, I automatically love s----- dance music and I know everything there is to know about cher" "I'm actualy a homosexual'" Other people's response "Wow, dude that's so... gay Gays are gross you all wanna have sex with me and "You have known me for almost a year now and 1I have done none o those things" love shopping ) and stuff." No, you mean the bible say that. The bible is not the direct word of god, but man 's deduction of what god's will is. If you actually read the bible you would realise the part f the bible you are quoting is extremely outdated socially. The same chapter also states eating shelfish, wearing clothes of two different fibers, and planting two different cropa next to each other are abominations as wel1 "Whatever, f----- God says you are going to hell anyway" "Whatever, f----- you know thats just what Atheists and Scientologists want you to believe, right? Do people even READ the fuckinthing anymore?!?!
What I say What peop Le hear "I am a raging f----- that will seek to have a--- relations with every male withing a 10 mile-radius by use of excessive force I love rainbows, I automatically love s----- dance music and I know everything there is to know about cher" "I'm actualy a homosexual'" Other people's response "Wow, dude that's so... gay Gays are gross you all wanna have sex with me and "You have known me for almost a year now and 1I have done none o those things" love shopping ) and stuff." No, you mean the bible say that. The bible is not the direct word of god, but man 's deduction of what god's will is. If you actually read the bible you would realise the part f the bible you are quoting is extremely outdated socially. The same chapter also states eating shelfish, wearing clothes of two different fibers, and planting two different cropa next to each other are abominations as wel1 "Whatever, f----- God says you are going to hell anyway" "Whatever, f----- you know thats just what Atheists and Scientologists want you to believe, right? Do people even READ the fuckinthing anymore?!?!

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i hear this voice Every time i see this face
i hear this voice Every time i see this face

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o basically everyone who ..s doesn't behave, think and look exactly like me is sick and needs to be institutionalized I just tried to downvote someone IRL Wait.. .what It's okay if lesbians are gay, though. But only if I can watch Turn.. .the f---.. . . . .blue... +press
o basically everyone who ..s doesn't behave, think and look exactly like me is sick and needs to be institutionalized I just tried to downvote someone IRL Wait.. .what It's okay if lesbians are gay, though. But only if I can watch Turn.. .the f---.. . . . .blue... +press

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Going back to dorm after long school day Suddenly, a wild bus stop appears! Large group of people tries to get on Handicapped guy is the only one who couldn' t get on Sorry, there's no more room on this bus Large group of people that just got on get off at a bus-stop 5 seconds down the road This guy now has to wait 20 more inutes because you didn't want to walk or 30 f------ seconds Something I bet he would gladly do if he could... YOU know.. .WALK
Going back to dorm after long school day Suddenly, a wild bus stop appears! Large group of people tries to get on Handicapped guy is the only one who couldn' t get on Sorry, there's no more room on this bus Large group of people that just got on get off at a bus-stop 5 seconds down the road This guy now has to wait 20 more inutes because you didn't want to walk or 30 f------ seconds Something I bet he would gladly do if he could... YOU know.. .WALK

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Hello! Can I help you find something in our store? Yeah my friend is having a baby soon and I am looking for some baby clothes as a gift Well we have plenty of clothes to choose from! The one to three month old sizes you need are right over there on that shelf! Those are too small The baby is going to be 9 months old when she is born so I need at least a 9 month old size. What do you mean? WHAT THE F--- DOES SHE THINK THE SMALLER SIZES ARE FOR?
Hello! Can I help you find something in our store? Yeah my friend is having a baby soon and I am looking for some baby clothes as a gift Well we have plenty of clothes to choose from! The one to three month old sizes you need are right over there on that shelf! Those are too small The baby is going to be 9 months old when she is born so I need at least a 9 month old size. What do you mean? WHAT THE F--- DOES SHE THINK THE SMALLER SIZES ARE FOR?

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Doop dee doo 古POP古 ihat the hell was that?! I know someone' s there! Guess it' s nothing Weird Doop dee doo Oof POP古
Doop dee doo 古POP古 ihat the hell was that?! I know someone' s there! Guess it' s nothing Weird Doop dee doo Oof POP古

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*class retard *in le history class watchin video on lewis and clark with reenactments "I didn't know that had video camers back then."
*class retard *in le history class watchin video on lewis and clark with reenactments "I didn't know that had video camers back then."

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*Bro walks in *Le moi, just about to watch an awesome foreign film Hey, wanna watch this with me? I 'm TV Nah Well.. .How come I watch and enjoy them? It's a known fact the you can't read subtitles and watch a film at the same time So that you can say you do and sound smart
*Bro walks in *Le moi, just about to watch an awesome foreign film Hey, wanna watch this with me? I 'm TV Nah Well.. .How come I watch and enjoy them? It's a known fact the you can't read subtitles and watch a film at the same time So that you can say you do and sound smart

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Enter the grossest Hey welcome to my s----- employment! How can I help you?" trailor trash I've seen in awhile <--Marna tube t------ Daughter no-chin Norma *Me, managing at the local GamingStoop "Hey sweetie. Just need this game." MY THOUGHT PROCESS "Sure thing get that for "My sweet, merciless god they are hideous! Seem nice enough though, thats something. BZZZZZZZZZZCHHHRRSSHSHA SLKDNALKXCUNXKAJBASD* "Your cute." ENGAGE EMERGENCY COMPLEMENT TO AVOID CONFRONTATION "Thanks! You 're pretty cute yourself! That' 1l be 38.95$! POK R FACIE "Do you accept checks?" *pulls check from bra* "Almost home-free, maybe she won't say anything else! 며。 *bra checks, really? 0 days single "You single?" Year single 勾枕 K- 30 Years/ Eh, not too bad' 5 Years single The universally accepted "Man's standards" clock "NOPE Got a great lady at school I date! "Oh. That's lame." 며 D Yea... . And your check declined! Better ǐook into it! "Lets go to Dillards. This is dumb." 며 0回 Thank God. .. never leave you, lefty. EXTRA CAMEL
Enter the grossest Hey welcome to my s----- employment! How can I help you?" trailor trash I've seen in awhile <--Marna tube t------ Daughter no-chin Norma *Me, managing at the local GamingStoop "Hey sweetie. Just need this game." MY THOUGHT PROCESS "Sure thing get that for "My sweet, merciless god they are hideous! Seem nice enough though, thats something. BZZZZZZZZZZCHHHRRSSHSHA SLKDNALKXCUNXKAJBASD* "Your cute." ENGAGE EMERGENCY COMPLEMENT TO AVOID CONFRONTATION "Thanks! You 're pretty cute yourself! That' 1l be 38.95$! POK R FACIE "Do you accept checks?" *pulls check from bra* "Almost home-free, maybe she won't say anything else! 며。 *bra checks, really? 0 days single "You single?" Year single 勾枕 K- 30 Years/ Eh, not too bad' 5 Years single The universally accepted "Man's standards" clock "NOPE Got a great lady at school I date! "Oh. That's lame." 며 D Yea... . And your check declined! Better ǐook into it! "Lets go to Dillards. This is dumb." 며 0回 Thank God. .. never leave you, lefty. EXTRA CAMEL

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