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'Twas the year 2009. . . I was watching t.v. while relative Derpina read the local newspaper. It says people are buying lots of guns now that Obama's in office Yeah, they're afraid he's goingIknow that! He can't change to get rid of the 2nd Amendment. That's stupid. He won't. the Bible! So...remind me what the 2nd Amendment says? "Thou Shalt Not Kill!" I can't believe you didn't know that. I thought you were smart. Bitch, Thou Shalt Not Kill Has an Asteris
'Twas the year 2009. . . I was watching t.v. while relative Derpina read the local newspaper. It says people are buying lots of guns now that Obama's in office Yeah, they're afraid he's goingIknow that! He can't change to get rid of the 2nd Amendment. That's stupid. He won't. the Bible! So...remind me what the 2nd Amendment says? "Thou Shalt Not Kill!" I can't believe you didn't know that. I thought you were smart. Bitch, Thou Shalt Not Kill Has an Asteris

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Setting: Late 1990s, Juarez, Chihuahua, Mexico blah blah blah... latest developments in computing. ..it's so interesting isn't it? My dad, managing his computer business like a boss... (because he IS the boss there) and talking to my uncle derp Yeah, that's not true, computing technology was brought here by aliens. Also, microwaves. That's something that could have only been invented by aliens. And it was found by the military wat I 'ma go stock up for Y2K Why am I related to him? *embiggened by massive stupidity*
Setting: Late 1990s, Juarez, Chihuahua, Mexico blah blah blah... latest developments in computing. ..it's so interesting isn't it? My dad, managing his computer business like a boss... (because he IS the boss there) and talking to my uncle derp Yeah, that's not true, computing technology was brought here by aliens. Also, microwaves. That's something that could have only been invented by aliens. And it was found by the military wat I 'ma go stock up for Y2K Why am I related to him? *embiggened by massive stupidity*

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Le me derping on Reddit waiting for friends to arrive. A FEN MOMENTS LATER "Dude, we're outside.". "Why didn't poorly you guys drawn cell just hone knock?" "It's just better that
Le me derping on Reddit waiting for friends to arrive. A FEN MOMENTS LATER "Dude, we're outside.". "Why didn't poorly you guys drawn cell just hone knock?" "It's just better that

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Me, playing the N64 Supe Smash Bros with a good friend and the dumbest The only thing keeping me from going al1 "American Psycho" on her is the fact that she sucks at SSB. itch ever *friend me * dumb bitch suddenly, she be pretty in "Don't you think it would be pretty inefficient if it says "God, I hate that little ship! were shaped like an "r"? It keeps shooting me *me- It's called an Arwing ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANETANYMORE
Me, playing the N64 Supe Smash Bros with a good friend and the dumbest The only thing keeping me from going al1 "American Psycho" on her is the fact that she sucks at SSB. itch ever *friend me * dumb bitch suddenly, she be pretty in "Don't you think it would be pretty inefficient if it says "God, I hate that little ship! were shaped like an "r"? It keeps shooting me *me- It's called an Arwing ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANETANYMORE

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*le me babysitting two 7-year- olds like a bau5 *Whilst watching TV, one of the characters mentions the tragic end of "Romeo and Juliet" *le poorly drawn TV Indeed they did sweet child Both took their own life because they thought the other was dead Romeo and Juliet died?! Oh...well that's not how it happens in "Gnomeo and Juliet" No...because "Gnomeo and Juliet" is a movie.. . Yeah, so we haven't seen the one before "Gnomeo and Juliet" where they die DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE
*le me babysitting two 7-year- olds like a bau5 *Whilst watching TV, one of the characters mentions the tragic end of "Romeo and Juliet" *le poorly drawn TV Indeed they did sweet child Both took their own life because they thought the other was dead Romeo and Juliet died?! Oh...well that's not how it happens in "Gnomeo and Juliet" No...because "Gnomeo and Juliet" is a movie.. . Yeah, so we haven't seen the one before "Gnomeo and Juliet" where they die DON'T WANT TO LIVE ON THIS PLANET ANYMORE

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*Me reading awesome book at the airport *Random guys stands behind me, I ignore it and keep reading *I turn the page and random guy pokes me on the shoulder. Dude, flip it back. I wasn't done reading Get your own damn book, and stop reading over my shoulder you creep
*Me reading awesome book at the airport *Random guys stands behind me, I ignore it and keep reading *I turn the page and random guy pokes me on the shoulder. Dude, flip it back. I wasn't done reading Get your own damn book, and stop reading over my shoulder you creep

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*Le friend walkes up *Me just derpin arounod in school. Dude what happened to your face? Ha! You're such a poser! You probably did that so people think you 're cool. You 've never even had hair on your face! I cut myself shaving Whatever bro that doesn't even make sense! You're such a poser! Yes, that's because I shave. da f---? lul fake I hate people.
*Le friend walkes up *Me just derpin arounod in school. Dude what happened to your face? Ha! You're such a poser! You probably did that so people think you 're cool. You 've never even had hair on your face! I cut myself shaving Whatever bro that doesn't even make sense! You're such a poser! Yes, that's because I shave. da f---? lul fake I hate people.

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*le press PRESS PRESS PRES PRES PRES PRESS THAT' S NOT GONNA MAKE IT COME ANY FASTEER YOU ANIMAL
*le press PRESS PRESS PRES PRES PRES PRESS THAT' S NOT GONNA MAKE IT COME ANY FASTEER YOU ANIMAL

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My computer doesn't work Not working What is it doing specifically? Well did you notice anything before it stopped working? /L Yea, it was working before it stopped working Can you f------ fix it and stop asking questions? NO
My computer doesn't work Not working What is it doing specifically? Well did you notice anything before it stopped working? /L Yea, it was working before it stopped working Can you f------ fix it and stop asking questions? NO

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A wild younger cousin appears Me playing my N64 Whats that, the graphics are terrible. Thatr game sucks CANADA ● Portland eapolis Boston Detroit UNITAA STATES/Chicag Cape Cod Cleveland New York nnati lt Lake Cit haPhiladelphia tlantic . Baltimore Napa enver City or do Spr San Frans en K nsas Ci Branson Washington DC Santa Barbara Sedona Las gas ta FeMemphis Nashville LOS G.Canyon phoenix Atlanta Angeles San Diego Nev Austin Fort Tampa Myers- San Antok Houston Orlando Fort Lauderdale Key West. Miami Mexi Bahamas Cuba World Guides
A wild younger cousin appears Me playing my N64 Whats that, the graphics are terrible. Thatr game sucks CANADA ● Portland eapolis Boston Detroit UNITAA STATES/Chicag Cape Cod Cleveland New York nnati lt Lake Cit haPhiladelphia tlantic . Baltimore Napa enver City or do Spr San Frans en K nsas Ci Branson Washington DC Santa Barbara Sedona Las gas ta FeMemphis Nashville LOS G.Canyon phoenix Atlanta Angeles San Diego Nev Austin Fort Tampa Myers- San Antok Houston Orlando Fort Lauderdale Key West. Miami Mexi Bahamas Cuba World Guides

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Suddenly a wild derpette appears le me derping my first job at herpshires gro Checking Out like a Baus Curious, I ask this lady why she's buying $200 of tuna I'm a vegetarian, and I live on this stuff. But, tuna is a living creature.. it's meat I'm the vegetarian!!! I Think I know what I'm talking about.. I'm a health nut, your just a dumb cashier!!
Suddenly a wild derpette appears le me derping my first job at herpshires gro Checking Out like a Baus Curious, I ask this lady why she's buying $200 of tuna I'm a vegetarian, and I live on this stuff. But, tuna is a living creature.. it's meat I'm the vegetarian!!! I Think I know what I'm talking about.. I'm a health nut, your just a dumb cashier!!

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* My girlfriendI stopped and I had a big at a liquor date a few day ago. I put on my best clothesof wine. and headed over to her place. store on the way and picke out a bottle Le Wine Selection *ME *I proceeded to the check out... What are you? Gay or something? You like wine? Ya, I do.> This is one of my favorites. CASHIER iS iS and WHAT IF I AM?
* My girlfriendI stopped and I had a big at a liquor date a few day ago. I put on my best clothesof wine. and headed over to her place. store on the way and picke out a bottle Le Wine Selection *ME *I proceeded to the check out... What are you? Gay or something? You like wine? Ya, I do.> This is one of my favorites. CASHIER iS iS and WHAT IF I AM?

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*le me derping about when herpette rings me "Herpette? hello?" "hey herpette! how are you?" *call disconnects *le text message appears "sry i just cant talk to you right now" bitch, you called me
*le me derping about when herpette rings me "Herpette? hello?" "hey herpette! how are you?" *call disconnects *le text message appears "sry i just cant talk to you right now" bitch, you called me

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Would you like some coffee? I don't drink coffee, caffeine is bad *random guy | kme Where do these people come from?! So I drink energy drinks instead.
Would you like some coffee? I don't drink coffee, caffeine is bad *random guy | kme Where do these people come from?! So I drink energy drinks instead.

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Jus waiting at the mall for my sisters to finish shopin When suddenly, I see this kid start messing around the mall Rwesoney d benck He stops abruptly And pees his pants all over the floor.. 久久 Then runs off like nothing happened What did I just see???
Jus waiting at the mall for my sisters to finish shopin When suddenly, I see this kid start messing around the mall Rwesoney d benck He stops abruptly And pees his pants all over the floor.. 久久 Then runs off like nothing happened What did I just see???

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so can anyone name all the continents? * le me in 3rd grade ME ME ME ME!!! yes Derpette? BITCH THOSE ARENT EVEN CONSONANTS
so can anyone name all the continents? * le me in 3rd grade ME ME ME ME!!! yes Derpette? BITCH THOSE ARENT EVEN CONSONANTS

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