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"Dude, you should stop playing that gay game and pick up a good game." *Acheivment w---- me working orn getting the last "Oh, my God! I've been *Supremely derpish friend working on I'm talking to this over Derpbox out of a game I'd been playing for ages acheivment for ages!" ve. "You always play th gayest games They' re all Japans "What the and filled with tentacles. You needtalking "Dude, just look at the last few games you've played. They're all So Hell are you "What do you mean?" about?!?" straight, fun games." gay. " *Game I was playing XBOX 380 XBOX 360 "Alright, o wise Swami o:f good games... Let me see what "Uh, good games for straight people? More variety than yours, that's for sure." "I don't see the "Look, dude, all I'm saying is you need to stop playing those gay ames games, and get someplay to have more variety in thethe last 6 games you play." problem. Only half of the last games I played are Japanese, and they' re all really good games! " I need to fun. What are games you played?" *Current game KBOX 3EC HALO RE A C H CALLPUTY "Wat?"
"Dude, you should stop playing that gay game and pick up a good game." *Acheivment w---- me working orn getting the last "Oh, my God! I've been *Supremely derpish friend working on I'm talking to this over Derpbox out of a game I'd been playing for ages acheivment for ages!" ve. "You always play th gayest games They' re all Japans "What the and filled with tentacles. You needtalking "Dude, just look at the last few games you've played. They're all So Hell are you "What do you mean?" about?!?" straight, fun games." gay. " *Game I was playing XBOX 380 XBOX 360 "Alright, o wise Swami o:f good games... Let me see what "Uh, good games for straight people? More variety than yours, that's for sure." "I don't see the "Look, dude, all I'm saying is you need to stop playing those gay ames games, and get someplay to have more variety in thethe last 6 games you play." problem. Only half of the last games I played are Japanese, and they' re all really good games! " I need to fun. What are games you played?" *Current game KBOX 3EC HALO RE A C H CALLPUTY "Wat?"

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Hi i'm derp from derpsville I have to ring a call centre to cancel my mobile phone contract as i get no signal at home L can oter you the same deal you have now but for half the monthly cost if you stay. 9 It would be nice but i don't get a signal at all so it' s useless i have to leave Please don't leave us nobody else can give you that deal. we can do better. It's not you it's me it just won't work out i'm sorry I have to go now. just happened What the hell "hangs up"
Hi i'm derp from derpsville I have to ring a call centre to cancel my mobile phone contract as i get no signal at home L can oter you the same deal you have now but for half the monthly cost if you stay. 9 It would be nice but i don't get a signal at all so it' s useless i have to leave Please don't leave us nobody else can give you that deal. we can do better. It's not you it's me it just won't work out i'm sorry I have to go now. just happened What the hell "hangs up"

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*a wild unprepared moron appears *me, getting ready to write a final exam "hey derpette, i didn't bring a pencil, can i borrow one?" let's do this s---" "sure thing, derp!" after the exam *during the exam "here's your pencil back" 7 *hack coughO "wheeze *snort *germ-covered pencil *sneeze people are disgusting
*a wild unprepared moron appears *me, getting ready to write a final exam "hey derpette, i didn't bring a pencil, can i borrow one?" let's do this s---" "sure thing, derp!" after the exam *during the exam "here's your pencil back" 7 *hack coughO "wheeze *snort *germ-covered pencil *sneeze people are disgusting

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*Incredibly overweight Can I take "Me, hanging with friends at local restaurant . our order? 'a man . *whenI overhear . *Server I'1l start with your 16 oz *Her actual words* s steak, and I'd like a side of mashed potatoes with that. I also want you r1.H "equalize everything out" large chicken salad dinner. I'm trying to eat healthy and the salad will 1+1-0? equalize everything out SALADS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
*Incredibly overweight Can I take "Me, hanging with friends at local restaurant . our order? 'a man . *whenI overhear . *Server I'1l start with your 16 oz *Her actual words* s steak, and I'd like a side of mashed potatoes with that. I also want you r1.H "equalize everything out" large chicken salad dinner. I'm trying to eat healthy and the salad will 1+1-0? equalize everything out SALADS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

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lene blondeng before reddit... NO ME GUSTA and after reddit...
lene blondeng before reddit... NO ME GUSTA and after reddit...

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me looking things up on someone else's computer when a wild DVD is EVOLUTION IS STUPID va it explains v evolution is b------- and believing in science is like a fake religion. the world is only 6000 years old That' s the greatest thing I've seen all day Oh really? What about Dinosaurs? What about carborn dating? It proves things are millions of years old dinosaurs are dragons their actually only a few thousand years old carbon dating is a lie me and you have different amounts of carbon in our bodies. we're not the same age What about natural things that took millions of years like the carving of the Grand Canyon or the movement of tectonic plates noah' s flood 4000 years ago made the Grand Canyon. and don't get me started on tectonic plates!
me looking things up on someone else's computer when a wild DVD is EVOLUTION IS STUPID va it explains v evolution is b------- and believing in science is like a fake religion. the world is only 6000 years old That' s the greatest thing I've seen all day Oh really? What about Dinosaurs? What about carborn dating? It proves things are millions of years old dinosaurs are dragons their actually only a few thousand years old carbon dating is a lie me and you have different amounts of carbon in our bodies. we're not the same age What about natural things that took millions of years like the carving of the Grand Canyon or the movement of tectonic plates noah' s flood 4000 years ago made the Grand Canyon. and don't get me started on tectonic plates!

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*Le driving along in a 55 mph zone. . . ...when I pull behind some derp going 50 slowing my travel time significantly. then we pull into a ...and he speeds up to 58! 45 zone. 57 IF KARMA WORKS YOU WILL CRASH ANDDIE YOU BASTARD 0
*Le driving along in a 55 mph zone. . . ...when I pull behind some derp going 50 slowing my travel time significantly. then we pull into a ...and he speeds up to 58! 45 zone. 57 IF KARMA WORKS YOU WILL CRASH ANDDIE YOU BASTARD 0

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*me nervous to go to the gynocologist for my first exam Usually I just joke and talk with the doctor to make it feel less scary. . .this shouldnt be any different! at I meant to say.. . What I really said. . *actual words Thats funny gown is the style is paper t andinaudible mummblet this feels dress like prom night" BAD POKER FACE DR.HERP
*me nervous to go to the gynocologist for my first exam Usually I just joke and talk with the doctor to make it feel less scary. . .this shouldnt be any different! at I meant to say.. . What I really said. . *actual words Thats funny gown is the style is paper t andinaudible mummblet this feels dress like prom night" BAD POKER FACE DR.HERP

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me ohhh mannnn did vou hear what happened to Derpina??1 me catching up with my friend over lunch "she attempted to use her fake id at a club downtown" "argued with the bouncer when it was questioned" "was caught and subsequently handcuffed" "snatched her the id from a police officer's hand after it was confiscated and took ff in the opposite direction" "wriggled her 90-1b-girl arms out oi the cuiIs, took off her heels, and bolted yet again" "was caught (again), handcuffed, taken to jail for the night, and could be charged with a felony" *my response *my friend's response does this chick has f------ rocks for brains? I just like feel so bad for her. what has she ever done to deserve something like this??? what if she like has to miss jordan's party on saturday
me ohhh mannnn did vou hear what happened to Derpina??1 me catching up with my friend over lunch "she attempted to use her fake id at a club downtown" "argued with the bouncer when it was questioned" "was caught and subsequently handcuffed" "snatched her the id from a police officer's hand after it was confiscated and took ff in the opposite direction" "wriggled her 90-1b-girl arms out oi the cuiIs, took off her heels, and bolted yet again" "was caught (again), handcuffed, taken to jail for the night, and could be charged with a felony" *my response *my friend's response does this chick has f------ rocks for brains? I just like feel so bad for her. what has she ever done to deserve something like this??? what if she like has to miss jordan's party on saturday

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Hi, I need a rollWait this is $20 of quarters, can I get change? A roll of quarter is $10. Yes, give me a roll of quarters and a $10 bill Sure! We don't have a roll of quarters, just these plastic things One. .. Two. . . Three... Why are you counting them? Just give me a roll of quarters!
Hi, I need a rollWait this is $20 of quarters, can I get change? A roll of quarter is $10. Yes, give me a roll of quarters and a $10 bill Sure! We don't have a roll of quarters, just these plastic things One. .. Two. . . Three... Why are you counting them? Just give me a roll of quarters!

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*le friend *le me Did you really just end your sentence with "swag?" So yeah man, then i was 1ike, "girl you lookin finee ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME Yeah man, i got so much swag your just jealous that you dont have any Then i realized. ah dude! SWAG! omg i ah believe you, SWAG! BLAH BLAH B BITCH SAY "SWAG" ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL F------ END YOU
*le friend *le me Did you really just end your sentence with "swag?" So yeah man, then i was 1ike, "girl you lookin finee ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME Yeah man, i got so much swag your just jealous that you dont have any Then i realized. ah dude! SWAG! omg i ah believe you, SWAG! BLAH BLAH B BITCH SAY "SWAG" ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL F------ END YOU

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Kid who I trained; now manager, who I have always hated Me working at McDerps for 3 years, on my last day Derp! It's you:r before I leave for Ce fault all of this College s--- that's not your fault happened! So I'm going to need you do all of this useless s--- you peon, beca useI'm " your boss now. - Respect vour elders bitch No. F--- I'M GOING TO JAIL
Kid who I trained; now manager, who I have always hated Me working at McDerps for 3 years, on my last day Derp! It's you:r before I leave for Ce fault all of this College s--- that's not your fault happened! So I'm going to need you do all of this useless s--- you peon, beca useI'm " your boss now. - Respect vour elders bitch No. F--- I'M GOING TO JAIL

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vou know why the xbox 360 is is called xbox 360 360° around and walk away *see xbox360 console cause when you see it you turn really? show me. friend walks towards xbox, turns 180° around and walks back to me see? 180。
vou know why the xbox 360 is is called xbox 360 360° around and walk away *see xbox360 console cause when you see it you turn really? show me. friend walks towards xbox, turns 180° around and walks back to me see? 180。

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In a college class *Teacher* "Class, most of the papers were good, but I was surprised by some of the very silly spelling mistakes." "For example.. . the use of"it's" vs. "its"." "The first is used when you mean "it is" It's The second is used when the object 'it' is in possession of something." Its "Ummmm, you forgot about "its' " You know, where it's spelled I. T S. with the a apostrophe at the end." *Really stupid bitch in class* Me* "Are people seriously that stupid???" * she means its* ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME "No, because it is incorrect to spell its or it's in that way." "What? But I use that all the time. That's definitly right!" Then how the f--- did you get into this University???
In a college class *Teacher* "Class, most of the papers were good, but I was surprised by some of the very silly spelling mistakes." "For example.. . the use of"it's" vs. "its"." "The first is used when you mean "it is" It's The second is used when the object 'it' is in possession of something." Its "Ummmm, you forgot about "its' " You know, where it's spelled I. T S. with the a apostrophe at the end." *Really stupid bitch in class* Me* "Are people seriously that stupid???" * she means its* ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME "No, because it is incorrect to spell its or it's in that way." "What? But I use that all the time. That's definitly right!" Then how the f--- did you get into this University???

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*Me, (recently moved) venting to my friend about how expensive moving is have no money to buy food, blah, blah, So I work extra hours (like an auditing boss) to make more monies Yea, that really sucks . . HUZZAH! I got paid! Now I can pay my phone bill, electric bill, car insurance, rent, and I can even buy groceries! Uhh, not to be a downer, but isn't spending money what got you poor in the first place? Bitch, paying bills is not optional Neither is paying for your upcoming E.R. visit
*Me, (recently moved) venting to my friend about how expensive moving is have no money to buy food, blah, blah, So I work extra hours (like an auditing boss) to make more monies Yea, that really sucks . . HUZZAH! I got paid! Now I can pay my phone bill, electric bill, car insurance, rent, and I can even buy groceries! Uhh, not to be a downer, but isn't spending money what got you poor in the first place? Bitch, paying bills is not optional Neither is paying for your upcoming E.R. visit

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*Working at RadioShack* "Do you have any floppy disks...." "Welcome to RadioShack Anything I may be able to help you out with today?" "... You probably don't even know what they are!" "Pack of five is in the back shelf next to all the other computer stuff."
*Working at RadioShack* "Do you have any floppy disks...." "Welcome to RadioShack Anything I may be able to help you out with today?" "... You probably don't even know what they are!" "Pack of five is in the back shelf next to all the other computer stuff."

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