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Harp Darp / Herp Derp

IT guy Me on the phone with IT trying to get access to a shared network drive "Ok sir, I'm going to need to remotely access your computer to set this up" 3 minutes later... Silence on the phone. . .he checks every menu as I watch "I can't find the Start menu.. .where is it?" * stunned silence ONE MINUTE THIRTU SEVEN SECONDS LATER "Ohhh, this is a Mac!"
IT guy Me on the phone with IT trying to get access to a shared network drive "Ok sir, I'm going to need to remotely access your computer to set this up" 3 minutes later... Silence on the phone. . .he checks every menu as I watch "I can't find the Start menu.. .where is it?" * stunned silence ONE MINUTE THIRTU SEVEN SECONDS LATER "Ohhh, this is a Mac!"

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*le me psyched about first day of college *girl sitting next to me in History *Professor Boss reviewing the Civil War It was hardcore North vs. South. Ugh, stuff I know What do you mean "No way"? No way! I can' t believe that America fought itself.. . . . .I just never knew that. THEY 'RE IN COLLEGE TO0?!
*le me psyched about first day of college *girl sitting next to me in History *Professor Boss reviewing the Civil War It was hardcore North vs. South. Ugh, stuff I know What do you mean "No way"? No way! I can' t believe that America fought itself.. . . . .I just never knew that. THEY 'RE IN COLLEGE TO0?!

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How I feel when I'm talking about Astronomy to friends and family that don't know anything about Astronomy: How I feel talking about Astronomy to people and teachers that are educated in Astronomy: "I like stars" "'Singularity.. "Quantum ..." "proto planet. .." "space and time.. light years..." . 1
How I feel when I'm talking about Astronomy to friends and family that don't know anything about Astronomy: How I feel talking about Astronomy to people and teachers that are educated in Astronomy: "I like stars" "'Singularity.. "Quantum ..." "proto planet. .." "space and time.. light years..." . 1

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Me, providing support for Derpnet cable company Customer: I got a new modem and can't get online Awesomely drawn headset. Follow the screw on cable on the new modem, where does that go? It goes to the modem I already had That's what I said, now why won't it work?! So the two modems are connected to each other and nothing goes to the wall? He's a moron and he's armed himself with a modem nunchuck!
Me, providing support for Derpnet cable company Customer: I got a new modem and can't get online Awesomely drawn headset. Follow the screw on cable on the new modem, where does that go? It goes to the modem I already had That's what I said, now why won't it work?! So the two modems are connected to each other and nothing goes to the wall? He's a moron and he's armed himself with a modem nunchuck!

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When I was a kid... Hi, do you have any 100 ohm derpistors? Radio Shack じ) ietheAAAAAAAAAAWwwwww Sure thing, right over here! Today. . . RadioShack Hi, do you have any 100 ohm derpistors? I don't know what that is. Do you need a new cellphone?
When I was a kid... Hi, do you have any 100 ohm derpistors? Radio Shack じ) ietheAAAAAAAAAAWwwwww Sure thing, right over here! Today. . . RadioShack Hi, do you have any 100 ohm derpistors? I don't know what that is. Do you need a new cellphone?

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A CUSTOMER APPROACHES Me, selling fish like a boss WHY IS IT THAT ALL YOUR FISH IS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES I ONLY BUY FROM THE USI WONT EAT ANYTHING FROM CHINA HOW COME YOU DONT BUY AMERICAN DO YOU WANT FORIEGNERS STEALING ALL OF OUT JOBS WHY DONT YOU HAVE AMERICAN from? FISH FROM AMERICA FOR AMERICANS? Imean, look at this one, "Chilean Sea Bass" Where the hell is that FINALLY! What part of South America is Chile in? Like Texas or Louisiana or something? Chile... South America...
A CUSTOMER APPROACHES Me, selling fish like a boss WHY IS IT THAT ALL YOUR FISH IS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES I ONLY BUY FROM THE USI WONT EAT ANYTHING FROM CHINA HOW COME YOU DONT BUY AMERICAN DO YOU WANT FORIEGNERS STEALING ALL OF OUT JOBS WHY DONT YOU HAVE AMERICAN from? FISH FROM AMERICA FOR AMERICANS? Imean, look at this one, "Chilean Sea Bass" Where the hell is that FINALLY! What part of South America is Chile in? Like Texas or Louisiana or something? Chile... South America...

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*working my first day at an internet company when the phone rings Yeah um did you guyS come and take my internet? thank you for calling derp wireless how can I help you? what do you mean take your intenet? Like shut your service off? No dumbass I mean take my internet. I know you bastards broke in and took it. I've had it with you guys. This is the 3rd time you guys have stole the internet I don't think im following you Sir. But Sir we don't. .. Oh wait nevermind. I see the internet over on the couch. My wife must have moved it. Have a good day He sees the internet on the couch um... yeah you too
*working my first day at an internet company when the phone rings Yeah um did you guyS come and take my internet? thank you for calling derp wireless how can I help you? what do you mean take your intenet? Like shut your service off? No dumbass I mean take my internet. I know you bastards broke in and took it. I've had it with you guys. This is the 3rd time you guys have stole the internet I don't think im following you Sir. But Sir we don't. .. Oh wait nevermind. I see the internet over on the couch. My wife must have moved it. Have a good day He sees the internet on the couch um... yeah you too

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AUTO AIITつ AUTO ITO Well alright, let's I KNEW IT. Well Ma'am, you probably already know this needs a lot of work, You're leaking transmission fluid, both front CV boots are worn out and unsafe to drive on. The front axel is grinding releasing metalshavings which can cause and has already started to.. Sure thing, just a few quick questions You been keeping up with regular updates, oil changes, milestone )勹just take a peak under I | YOU THINK DON'T KNOW S--- There is something wrong with my car. Can you look at it and also fix it? Been keeping it clean on the the hood here.... ABOUT CARS DON'T YOU? routine maintenance, stuff like that?anty oil or adirt bsiudu th eCheckit “CV BOOT” HA! LIKE THERE IS EVEN SUCH A THING! YOU SHOULDBE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! any oil or dirt buildup? Checking filters and fluid levels regularly? AUTO Auto BLACK STUFF CAKED ON OIL HAIR LEAVES WHAT LOOKS TO BE A DEAD SQUIRREL Yes of course. Yes all those things. Uhh huh... Joe COMPUTER COMPUTER COMPUTER DREPAIR REPAIR Well alright, let's just take a peak under know this needs a lot of work, You'reYOU THINK I DON'T KNOW S--- the hood here.... iyorikrYUU OMP Well Ma'am, you probably already I KNEW IT Sure thing, just a few quick questions You been keeping up with automatic Windows updates, drivers, running virus/malware scans, stuff like that? DONT Y There is something wrong with my computer. Can you look at it and also fix it? Been keeping it clean on the inside? Making sure there isn't any dust buildup? Checking fans and temp levels regularly? years behind on updates, completleyABOUT COMPUTERS DON'T YOU? nfested with malware and trojans A lot of registry entries are corrupt, it looks like you tried to delete the System32 folder at some point? I'm Probably going to have to reinstall ALIKE THERE IS EVEN SUCH A THING! YOU SHOULDBE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! DREPAIR Probably going ro h aome point? 固 BLACK STUFF CAKED ON OIL HAIR LEAVES WHAT LOOKS TO BE A DEAD SQUIRREL puter Yes of course. Yes all those things.
AUTO AIITつ AUTO ITO Well alright, let's I KNEW IT. Well Ma'am, you probably already know this needs a lot of work, You're leaking transmission fluid, both front CV boots are worn out and unsafe to drive on. The front axel is grinding releasing metalshavings which can cause and has already started to.. Sure thing, just a few quick questions You been keeping up with regular updates, oil changes, milestone )勹just take a peak under I | YOU THINK DON'T KNOW S--- There is something wrong with my car. Can you look at it and also fix it? Been keeping it clean on the the hood here.... ABOUT CARS DON'T YOU? routine maintenance, stuff like that?anty oil or adirt bsiudu th eCheckit “CV BOOT” HA! LIKE THERE IS EVEN SUCH A THING! YOU SHOULDBE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! any oil or dirt buildup? Checking filters and fluid levels regularly? AUTO Auto BLACK STUFF CAKED ON OIL HAIR LEAVES WHAT LOOKS TO BE A DEAD SQUIRREL Yes of course. Yes all those things. Uhh huh... Joe COMPUTER COMPUTER COMPUTER DREPAIR REPAIR Well alright, let's just take a peak under know this needs a lot of work, You'reYOU THINK I DON'T KNOW S--- the hood here.... iyorikrYUU OMP Well Ma'am, you probably already I KNEW IT Sure thing, just a few quick questions You been keeping up with automatic Windows updates, drivers, running virus/malware scans, stuff like that? DONT Y There is something wrong with my computer. Can you look at it and also fix it? Been keeping it clean on the inside? Making sure there isn't any dust buildup? Checking fans and temp levels regularly? years behind on updates, completleyABOUT COMPUTERS DON'T YOU? nfested with malware and trojans A lot of registry entries are corrupt, it looks like you tried to delete the System32 folder at some point? I'm Probably going to have to reinstall ALIKE THERE IS EVEN SUCH A THING! YOU SHOULDBE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! DREPAIR Probably going ro h aome point? 固 BLACK STUFF CAKED ON OIL HAIR LEAVES WHAT LOOKS TO BE A DEAD SQUIRREL puter Yes of course. Yes all those things.

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rage comic derpina like a boss malware trojans system32 cars

*medic sniping it up with crusader's crossbow* *epic longshot lined up perfectly* problem? lol thx for the healz, bro *THOK* THAT WASNT FOR YOU DUMMKOPE
*medic sniping it up with crusader's crossbow* *epic longshot lined up perfectly* problem? lol thx for the healz, bro *THOK* THAT WASNT FOR YOU DUMMKOPE

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Me, derping around in school library, minding my own business when suddenly...a wild student appears... "Hey! You have dreadlocks "So...uh.. .you like Bob Marley, right?" AREYILEUCKING KIDDING ME "No. .. .I don't." "You know what..." I f------ LOVE him
Me, derping around in school library, minding my own business when suddenly...a wild student appears... "Hey! You have dreadlocks "So...uh.. .you like Bob Marley, right?" AREYILEUCKING KIDDING ME "No. .. .I don't." "You know what..." I f------ LOVE him

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Hey, you're a math major, right? 2 What's 32 x 14? Yeah, and about to get a Master's in statistics! 2 How much shoul I tipo What's 20% off! ,/ this price? FFUU What's 10/3?/ O 0 JUU why was 6 afraid of 73
Hey, you're a math major, right? 2 What's 32 x 14? Yeah, and about to get a Master's in statistics! 2 How much shoul I tipo What's 20% off! ,/ this price? FFUU What's 10/3?/ O 0 JUU why was 6 afraid of 73

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*Me and my gf's roommates talking about their new kitchen* Now that we have more space to cook, we're going to start eating healthy!" "Awesome! I know a great stir- fry recipe, and fruit salad is easy to make!" "Actually, we don't like vegetables." "...or fruit." THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU?
*Me and my gf's roommates talking about their new kitchen* Now that we have more space to cook, we're going to start eating healthy!" "Awesome! I know a great stir- fry recipe, and fruit salad is easy to make!" "Actually, we don't like vegetables." "...or fruit." THE F--- IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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Me, a freshman at a University Excuse me, but can u help me find this building Hmm this map is confusing, But oh ! k theres an older student! I'1l ask him for assistance! Wait... Are u a freshman? I'1l just use the map. Yes... HAHAHA f----- freshman! I DIDNT DECIDE WHEN MY PARENTS F-----
Me, a freshman at a University Excuse me, but can u help me find this building Hmm this map is confusing, But oh ! k theres an older student! I'1l ask him for assistance! Wait... Are u a freshman? I'1l just use the map. Yes... HAHAHA f----- freshman! I DIDNT DECIDE WHEN MY PARENTS F-----

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Spain was great. The food was Nice. Did you and your family have especially interesting there. a favorite meal while in Spain? Yeah we were really excited when we found a McDonald's. So good. What? We looked for an Applebees but settled for McDonald's most nights
Spain was great. The food was Nice. Did you and your family have especially interesting there. a favorite meal while in Spain? Yeah we were really excited when we found a McDonald's. So good. What? We looked for an Applebees but settled for McDonald's most nights

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*My dad works at Derplowes Hardware Store. Hello sir, Welcome to Derplowes! Can I help you? Derplowea Derplowea Yeah, I bought a generator from here and it doesn't Look what happens when I plug in this drill. Nothing work NEWSTAR 3000 Generator Generators need gasoline??? Is.. Is there any gas in it? Extra Flannel.
*My dad works at Derplowes Hardware Store. Hello sir, Welcome to Derplowes! Can I help you? Derplowea Derplowea Yeah, I bought a generator from here and it doesn't Look what happens when I plug in this drill. Nothing work NEWSTAR 3000 Generator Generators need gasoline??? Is.. Is there any gas in it? Extra Flannel.

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