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I am enrolled in a advertising class as an elective for my senior year. . .most of the class is freshman ad majors. (I study broadcast production) I tolerate listening to the frosh next to me whine about how stressiul college is with her joining a sorority and being in class. Yeah, I wanna work in arn advertising agency. I dunno, just you know, like in an agency. ah.. Well, what type of work do you want to do? We watched the pivotal Apple campaigrn in class. Oh my gawd, that commercial was so stupid. I don't get it. It's old anyway. On January 24th, Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh. And you'll see why 1984 wont be like "1984 That was one of the biggest moments in advertising you spoiled brat FO and I could NOT care less about your "stressful life, I work three jobs, bitclh
I am enrolled in a advertising class as an elective for my senior year. . .most of the class is freshman ad majors. (I study broadcast production) I tolerate listening to the frosh next to me whine about how stressiul college is with her joining a sorority and being in class. Yeah, I wanna work in arn advertising agency. I dunno, just you know, like in an agency. ah.. Well, what type of work do you want to do? We watched the pivotal Apple campaigrn in class. Oh my gawd, that commercial was so stupid. I don't get it. It's old anyway. On January 24th, Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh. And you'll see why 1984 wont be like "1984 That was one of the biggest moments in advertising you spoiled brat FO and I could NOT care less about your "stressful life, I work three jobs, bitclh

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*me, derping aboot f7u12 before history lecture st le classmate, oh! are you reading from or knowyourmeme? ure starts lookin my screen* yeah most of the rage comic stuff starts here... it's just all aroun kout of actually i'm orn f7u12 on reddit, oh. well youcourtesy, i it's a pretty cool should try site! go to her knowyourmeme. site* it's better. oh. hmm etter cool. NEVER AGAIN
*me, derping aboot f7u12 before history lecture st le classmate, oh! are you reading from or knowyourmeme? ure starts lookin my screen* yeah most of the rage comic stuff starts here... it's just all aroun kout of actually i'm orn f7u12 on reddit, oh. well youcourtesy, i it's a pretty cool should try site! go to her knowyourmeme. site* it's better. oh. hmm etter cool. NEVER AGAIN

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le me in civics class discussing illegal immigration "Alright class, who wants to give their view on childrern born to illegal immigrants?" le teacher "And why is that "I want to! The kids shouldn't be allowed citizenship!" e allowed erina?" le classmate le teacher "They're Mexican." *le landing Fiesta time!
le me in civics class discussing illegal immigration "Alright class, who wants to give their view on childrern born to illegal immigrants?" le teacher "And why is that "I want to! The kids shouldn't be allowed citizenship!" e allowed erina?" le classmate le teacher "They're Mexican." *le landing Fiesta time!

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le c -worker le m standing in a bagel shop watching mayor bloomberg press conference after hurricane 1rene derpy derp, saved the city, derpy derp starts speaking terrible spanish for all of the spanish geez, the president really needs to brush up on his spanish ommunity of derp york president his span brush needs presi his brus nee pres his brush needs to brush up on t needs to ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME president s spanish up on ds to resident spanish up on president is spanish
le c -worker le m standing in a bagel shop watching mayor bloomberg press conference after hurricane 1rene derpy derp, saved the city, derpy derp starts speaking terrible spanish for all of the spanish geez, the president really needs to brush up on his spanish ommunity of derp york president his span brush needs presi his brus nee pres his brush needs to brush up on t needs to ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME president s spanish up on ds to resident spanish up on president is spanish

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me OI Course *me listening to the one and only biggie smalls friend: ooh can I listen? my fine lady *poorly drawIn musical device friend: omg i love lii1 wayne you shut your w---- mouth
me OI Course *me listening to the one and only biggie smalls friend: ooh can I listen? my fine lady *poorly drawIn musical device friend: omg i love lii1 wayne you shut your w---- mouth

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Me swimmin' some laps at the local gym. Using the pace clock for swim sets Clock is located where people chill at the wall and they always think I am staring at them... Take a picture it will last longer! Creep! Whatchoo lookin' at!? OH! Sorry! I'm sorry miss,I am trying to see the clock.. ACTUALLY THAT TIME I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR BOOBS, NOT THE CLOCK!
Me swimmin' some laps at the local gym. Using the pace clock for swim sets Clock is located where people chill at the wall and they always think I am staring at them... Take a picture it will last longer! Creep! Whatchoo lookin' at!? OH! Sorry! I'm sorry miss,I am trying to see the clock.. ACTUALLY THAT TIME I WAS LOOKING AT YOUR BOOBS, NOT THE CLOCK!

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Talking with a Co Worker Yeah I really enjoyed it, but I found it difficult to read at times. So I just finished reading The Divine Comedy Never heard of it, was it any good? Me How can it be hard to read, are you illiterate or something?
Talking with a Co Worker Yeah I really enjoyed it, but I found it difficult to read at times. So I just finished reading The Divine Comedy Never heard of it, was it any good? Me How can it be hard to read, are you illiterate or something?

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I read this article last night about a person who lived until they were 114 years old. Isn't that amazing? *Me chatting with friend Well, medicine is pretty advanced these days I know right, I bet we will have people reaching 150 years old within the next ten years! iS
I read this article last night about a person who lived until they were 114 years old. Isn't that amazing? *Me chatting with friend Well, medicine is pretty advanced these days I know right, I bet we will have people reaching 150 years old within the next ten years! iS

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*le wild customer appears "Where is your chinese food and fried chicken?" "sir its still a little early for food Me, working at derpway grocerylike that we don't start putting it ou deli at 6 am untilabout 11 o' clock" SE WHAT DO Y FOOD O I AM A L 11 S IS E TO TI "sir, i'm sorry but theres not much I can do . If you come back in a couple of hours I can have it ready RIDI JUS NOW AG IDIOT AGAINI MEYERS! RE RP "FINE" *customer storm off *to my suprise, customer comes back at 11:00 anm "Can I get 3 hot Derpderp meals, and can I pay here? sure" FOOD STAMPS "SIR, you can't use food stamps to buy hot food in this state" FOOD STAMPS FOOD STAMPS OOD ST IS RIDICULOUS I AM NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN! xle customer makes a scene like a child then storms off for the 2nd time today, pushing a man out of the way to get to the door SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT DIE OF STARVATION :FIRST I WILL <',, «W END YOU
*le wild customer appears "Where is your chinese food and fried chicken?" "sir its still a little early for food Me, working at derpway grocerylike that we don't start putting it ou deli at 6 am untilabout 11 o' clock" SE WHAT DO Y FOOD O I AM A L 11 S IS E TO TI "sir, i'm sorry but theres not much I can do . If you come back in a couple of hours I can have it ready RIDI JUS NOW AG IDIOT AGAINI MEYERS! RE RP "FINE" *customer storm off *to my suprise, customer comes back at 11:00 anm "Can I get 3 hot Derpderp meals, and can I pay here? sure" FOOD STAMPS "SIR, you can't use food stamps to buy hot food in this state" FOOD STAMPS FOOD STAMPS OOD ST IS RIDICULOUS I AM NEVER SHOPPING HERE AGAIN! xle customer makes a scene like a child then storms off for the 2nd time today, pushing a man out of the way to get to the door SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DONT DIE OF STARVATION :FIRST I WILL <',, «W END YOU

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5 years ago, Looking at a picture of Jessica Alba honestly don't get why you guys think she is so hot." Friends FAP Me *me "Shut the f--- up dude, you're just gay." "No, I just have differant taste." "Then who do you think is hot?" "Uhhh. . Taylor West." I just made up a name BAD POKER FACE Nobody will ever get it 0 LATER
5 years ago, Looking at a picture of Jessica Alba honestly don't get why you guys think she is so hot." Friends FAP Me *me "Shut the f--- up dude, you're just gay." "No, I just have differant taste." "Then who do you think is hot?" "Uhhh. . Taylor West." I just made up a name BAD POKER FACE Nobody will ever get it 0 LATER

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8th grade social studies. charting our ancestries as a class. the choices are: *le me and girl next to me filling out ours Northern/Western Europe Southern/Eastern Europe The Americas Africa Australia Asia "Hey, is Canada in Northern and Western Europe or is it in thee United States?" ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME , actual f------ quote, word for word "WELL SORRY I'M NOT A F------ GEOLOGIST!!" "I can disprovee your natural selection theorY." another actual f------ quote
8th grade social studies. charting our ancestries as a class. the choices are: *le me and girl next to me filling out ours Northern/Western Europe Southern/Eastern Europe The Americas Africa Australia Asia "Hey, is Canada in Northern and Western Europe or is it in thee United States?" ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME , actual f------ quote, word for word "WELL SORRY I'M NOT A F------ GEOLOGIST!!" "I can disprovee your natural selection theorY." another actual f------ quote

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*everyone talking about BF3* how it will turn out * omg this is going to be so awesome, working as a perfect team to accomplish the missionI'm gonna be a tech! Or a grenadier! or a blahblahblah.. everyone waiting for a f------ jet to spawn.../..1 *Finally get into jet 30 minutes later... * Soon as youstake off, you lose controh し·FFFFFF 0-23-05
*everyone talking about BF3* how it will turn out * omg this is going to be so awesome, working as a perfect team to accomplish the missionI'm gonna be a tech! Or a grenadier! or a blahblahblah.. everyone waiting for a f------ jet to spawn.../..1 *Finally get into jet 30 minutes later... * Soon as youstake off, you lose controh し·FFFFFF 0-23-05

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I would like a cup of meat chili, a chicken caesaI salad, and an iced tea with lemon Lady taking my lunch order Me POKER FACE Would you like the meat chili or the veggie chili? Meat POKER FACE Would you like Chicken in your caesar salad? Yes POKER FACE Would you like a lemon in your iced tea? Yes please A FEW MiNUTES LATER. Here's your order sir! How I felt What I got. .. 1 meat chili 1 caesar salad with no chicken 1 iced tea with no lemon UuUU UuuU UUUu How I reacted BAD POKER FACE POKER FACE I'm sorry, here you go! Excuse me miss, I was supposed to have chicken in this salad, and could I trouble you for a lemon in my iced tea? Thank you Anger management is working!
I would like a cup of meat chili, a chicken caesaI salad, and an iced tea with lemon Lady taking my lunch order Me POKER FACE Would you like the meat chili or the veggie chili? Meat POKER FACE Would you like Chicken in your caesar salad? Yes POKER FACE Would you like a lemon in your iced tea? Yes please A FEW MiNUTES LATER. Here's your order sir! How I felt What I got. .. 1 meat chili 1 caesar salad with no chicken 1 iced tea with no lemon UuUU UuuU UUUu How I reacted BAD POKER FACE POKER FACE I'm sorry, here you go! Excuse me miss, I was supposed to have chicken in this salad, and could I trouble you for a lemon in my iced tea? Thank you Anger management is working!

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we should take a family photo so we remember da trip! but derrs no one around to take the picture, I want everyl in it I KNOW! We'1l use... . DA AUTO-TIMER Honey, it's the black button" woof
we should take a family photo so we remember da trip! but derrs no one around to take the picture, I want everyl in it I KNOW! We'1l use... . DA AUTO-TIMER Honey, it's the black button" woof

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*DumbDumber* "Ok, class. How many Planets are there in the Solar System?" Me Sophomore Earth/Space Science *Le Teacher* "The correct answer is 8. there are 8 planets in the Solar System." "OMG did we blow up Pluto or something?" *actual quote "Can't..see.. .".- "Whew. it passed. that was strange. . ." "Uhh. . .no, we didn't Herpette It was downgradedY to a Dwarf Planet." "It's at the center of the Solar System, Mrs. Derp!" "AnywaYS getting back to questions. . .who can tell me where the Sun is in relation to the Planets?" "Wut? I always thought the Sun was in the Earth's atmosphere!" ANOTHER actual quote* "Very good, Derpette!" *THUD
*DumbDumber* "Ok, class. How many Planets are there in the Solar System?" Me Sophomore Earth/Space Science *Le Teacher* "The correct answer is 8. there are 8 planets in the Solar System." "OMG did we blow up Pluto or something?" *actual quote "Can't..see.. .".- "Whew. it passed. that was strange. . ." "Uhh. . .no, we didn't Herpette It was downgradedY to a Dwarf Planet." "It's at the center of the Solar System, Mrs. Derp!" "AnywaYS getting back to questions. . .who can tell me where the Sun is in relation to the Planets?" "Wut? I always thought the Sun was in the Earth's atmosphere!" ANOTHER actual quote* "Very good, Derpette!" *THUD

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e wi ustomer *le me cashing up at work Scuse me but are you guys open? No, sorry. All my computers are DERPLER ff, and I've Jcashed up, you will have to pop in tommorrow *Customer open roller come ir I'11 just be a few minutes, I just have to grab some things
e wi ustomer *le me cashing up at work Scuse me but are you guys open? No, sorry. All my computers are DERPLER ff, and I've Jcashed up, you will have to pop in tommorrow *Customer open roller come ir I'11 just be a few minutes, I just have to grab some things

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