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hey i figured someting out. africans dont have water right. so why don't we do this globa.L warming thing, so the water rises and they get water??? it's genius.
hey i figured someting out. africans dont have water right. so why don't we do this globa.L warming thing, so the water rises and they get water??? it's genius.

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This is me, a college student talking to a pretty classmate...classmate interrupts. . ..when another talkative "So, I spent my summer in Shanghai." "Awesome, me too! What were you -" "Yeah I was there too, s many cool clubs there like Mlnt, Bar Rouge. .." "I wouldn't know much about the clubs, they' re not my thing I think Derpeline wass about to say something though..." "That's okay, I actually have to go do something else now. *Leaves promptly* BA "So anyway, like I was saying. . .'"
This is me, a college student talking to a pretty classmate...classmate interrupts. . ..when another talkative "So, I spent my summer in Shanghai." "Awesome, me too! What were you -" "Yeah I was there too, s many cool clubs there like Mlnt, Bar Rouge. .." "I wouldn't know much about the clubs, they' re not my thing I think Derpeline wass about to say something though..." "That's okay, I actually have to go do something else now. *Leaves promptly* BA "So anyway, like I was saying. . .'"

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I 'm Herpette I'm a zoologist who doesn' t take s--- Hey I'm Derpette, I like partying and I work at one of the hottest night clubs I'11 get you in no problem blah blah blah Awesome, we're goingfrom anyone. The to get along great! booze fairy came so lets go meet the guys downstairs Sweet, you're pretty cool this is going to bea great year 卜 Roommate # 1 Roommate # 2 Hmmmm? Our 4th room mate hasn't shown up yet, I hope she's as awesome as us 4th room mate shows up after welcome weekend "Hi, I'm Derpy. I don't drink or smoke or party. I will have none of that in this apartment and that's why I gave you guys this weekend to get it out of your systems I won't tolerate drinking and I already took the liberty of dumping out the rest of your alcohol." She dumped our hahdle of 190 proof Everclear. The bitch dies TONIGHT
I 'm Herpette I'm a zoologist who doesn' t take s--- Hey I'm Derpette, I like partying and I work at one of the hottest night clubs I'11 get you in no problem blah blah blah Awesome, we're goingfrom anyone. The to get along great! booze fairy came so lets go meet the guys downstairs Sweet, you're pretty cool this is going to bea great year 卜 Roommate # 1 Roommate # 2 Hmmmm? Our 4th room mate hasn't shown up yet, I hope she's as awesome as us 4th room mate shows up after welcome weekend "Hi, I'm Derpy. I don't drink or smoke or party. I will have none of that in this apartment and that's why I gave you guys this weekend to get it out of your systems I won't tolerate drinking and I already took the liberty of dumping out the rest of your alcohol." She dumped our hahdle of 190 proof Everclear. The bitch dies TONIGHT

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Le Ad* Le Me, dolng some recruiting for my company Just finished posting an ad for a position we are hiring for. Herp Derp Co. is looking for a professional and friendly Receptionist. This person must have excellent phone skills and always pays attention to detail Salary will be $40,000 No phone calls please L。oks g。。d. I think that covers it. rっ MiNuTes LATER Hi, this is LaHerpa. *Ring Ring* I saw the job thingy online. Hello this is Herp Derp Co. Derpette speaking , how may help you? I was just wonderirn what it was for and how much it pays I got your number off the website. Y。u forgot to put it in the ad ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME
Le Ad* Le Me, dolng some recruiting for my company Just finished posting an ad for a position we are hiring for. Herp Derp Co. is looking for a professional and friendly Receptionist. This person must have excellent phone skills and always pays attention to detail Salary will be $40,000 No phone calls please L。oks g。。d. I think that covers it. rっ MiNuTes LATER Hi, this is LaHerpa. *Ring Ring* I saw the job thingy online. Hello this is Herp Derp Co. Derpette speaking , how may help you? I was just wonderirn what it was for and how much it pays I got your number off the website. Y。u forgot to put it in the ad ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME

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In class In order to afford an apartment you must plan your salary to afford the rent.. . Me I'm sorry to interrupt you there Mrs Derpina, of course you do, how else would you pay your rent? but I'm pretty sure you don't pay the rent with your salary. How would I know?! You're the teacher But I know you're wrong You're all wrong. I am out of here. make sense.
In class In order to afford an apartment you must plan your salary to afford the rent.. . Me I'm sorry to interrupt you there Mrs Derpina, of course you do, how else would you pay your rent? but I'm pretty sure you don't pay the rent with your salary. How would I know?! You're the teacher But I know you're wrong You're all wrong. I am out of here. make sense.

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*Le math class Oh god, she paired me up with the dumbest kid in the class Alright class, today we're going to have a group quiz. I'1l pair everyone into groups of twoO 6. 0 Everything was going well until. . . Hey man I know this one, it's undefined Um no it's 0. . .1 divided by 0 would be undefined No it's f------ undefined, I'm gonna write the answer I don't want your dumbass failing this class for me Mark zero
*Le math class Oh god, she paired me up with the dumbest kid in the class Alright class, today we're going to have a group quiz. I'1l pair everyone into groups of twoO 6. 0 Everything was going well until. . . Hey man I know this one, it's undefined Um no it's 0. . .1 divided by 0 would be undefined No it's f------ undefined, I'm gonna write the answer I don't want your dumbass failing this class for me Mark zero

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* everyone talking about BF3* * how it will turn out* omg this is going to be so awesome, working as a perfect team to accomplish the mission - I'm gonna be a tech! Or a grenadier! Or a blahblahblah.. everyone waiting for a f------ jet to spawn. . . /..i
* everyone talking about BF3* * how it will turn out* omg this is going to be so awesome, working as a perfect team to accomplish the mission - I'm gonna be a tech! Or a grenadier! Or a blahblahblah.. everyone waiting for a f------ jet to spawn. . . /..i

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Hey derp, what kinda music do you listen too? Well i'm mostly listening to indie music right now but... *le friend me Hey man, don't be racist. It's Native American now.
Hey derp, what kinda music do you listen too? Well i'm mostly listening to indie music right now but... *le friend me Hey man, don't be racist. It's Native American now.

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*Awesome uruk-hai scene comes on* *Watching LOTR with a few people* "This is why I don't like Lord of the Rings It's s racist against Native Americans" "Those uruk things are the Native Americans irn LOTR. They're trying to justify us Americans O O *killing and enslaving them back in history" "...what? how?" "JRR Tolkien was British..and those things aren't even humans, much less Native Americans" "Wow you're with them too, I didn't know you were racist like that"
*Awesome uruk-hai scene comes on* *Watching LOTR with a few people* "This is why I don't like Lord of the Rings It's s racist against Native Americans" "Those uruk things are the Native Americans irn LOTR. They're trying to justify us Americans O O *killing and enslaving them back in history" "...what? how?" "JRR Tolkien was British..and those things aren't even humans, much less Native Americans" "Wow you're with them too, I didn't know you were racist like that"

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Me working behind the counter at a beach shop Suddenly a random customer approaches. I'd like to buy s ome armbands please.' Certainly sir. How many would you like? 回。 Six pairs please. Here you go sir.' 回回 He must have a lot of children. Good for him The next day, the same guy turns up Maybe he's part of a swimming club. Nothing unusual about that. 며回 I'd like 8 more armbands please He probably works with one of the local schools they all have swimming classes And the day after that 'I'd like another 12 armbands.' There has to be a rational explanation for all this And sure enough, the next day 回 回 18 armbands my good man. So on the last working day of the week I decide to confront his about Here you go sir. Would you mind telling ( me what you need so many for?' all the armbands he's been buying I'd like 22 armbands today Oh, they're for a game I like to play...' . . A GAME. I LIKE WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED GAME ARE YOU PLAYING? IWANT TO PLAY TOO!
Me working behind the counter at a beach shop Suddenly a random customer approaches. I'd like to buy s ome armbands please.' Certainly sir. How many would you like? 回。 Six pairs please. Here you go sir.' 回回 He must have a lot of children. Good for him The next day, the same guy turns up Maybe he's part of a swimming club. Nothing unusual about that. 며回 I'd like 8 more armbands please He probably works with one of the local schools they all have swimming classes And the day after that 'I'd like another 12 armbands.' There has to be a rational explanation for all this And sure enough, the next day 回 回 18 armbands my good man. So on the last working day of the week I decide to confront his about Here you go sir. Would you mind telling ( me what you need so many for?' all the armbands he's been buying I'd like 22 armbands today Oh, they're for a game I like to play...' . . A GAME. I LIKE WHAT KIND OF SICK TWISTED GAME ARE YOU PLAYING? IWANT TO PLAY TOO!

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Watching le friend play MineCraft while in guitar class in high school. A int erant freshman and his friend. 回。 Herp Hey Derpman what game are you playing? Derp I'm playing MineCraft. Let me see. This game sucks. The graphics look cheap and you dont have any guns. All the best games have guns and nothing else. Well you do know gun don't make games better right? In fact most games that involve guns look similar to each other and make it unoriginal. What? And if you're going to keep criticising a game you never played could you do i't somewhere else because we dont want to hear you play the same crappy s ng over and over. Whatever man, you're just jealous that you can't play like me. Go back to your crappy game of ShitCraft He walks off p----- Sure Can I watch you play?
Watching le friend play MineCraft while in guitar class in high school. A int erant freshman and his friend. 回。 Herp Hey Derpman what game are you playing? Derp I'm playing MineCraft. Let me see. This game sucks. The graphics look cheap and you dont have any guns. All the best games have guns and nothing else. Well you do know gun don't make games better right? In fact most games that involve guns look similar to each other and make it unoriginal. What? And if you're going to keep criticising a game you never played could you do i't somewhere else because we dont want to hear you play the same crappy s ng over and over. Whatever man, you're just jealous that you can't play like me. Go back to your crappy game of ShitCraft He walks off p----- Sure Can I watch you play?

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Jersey Shore

"Okay class, C today we have to decide a *le teacher favorite TV show amongst the class for c 。S3 the yearbook. Raise your hand to vote for 'Pokemon'" An actually very good representation of class last year "LOL!" xle me le best friend *that weird "Makes no sense.""How childish. kid "Omg, that show is so stupid!" "Nerds!e /小 "OMG, best show ever!" "Okay. . .who votes for ' The Jersey Shore'?" "Totally awesome!" "Snooki is my idol!" "I love that!"
"Okay class, C today we have to decide a *le teacher favorite TV show amongst the class for c 。S3 the yearbook. Raise your hand to vote for 'Pokemon'" An actually very good representation of class last year "LOL!" xle me le best friend *that weird "Makes no sense.""How childish. kid "Omg, that show is so stupid!" "Nerds!e /小 "OMG, best show ever!" "Okay. . .who votes for ' The Jersey Shore'?" "Totally awesome!" "Snooki is my idol!" "I love that!"

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*Le 7th grade me when a wild dumbass classmate appears Are you daltonic? (it's what color blindness is commonly called in my country) Hey, Jacob! I don't think so Why, do you. . . What? How many fingers am I raising?
*Le 7th grade me when a wild dumbass classmate appears Are you daltonic? (it's what color blindness is commonly called in my country) Hey, Jacob! I don't think so Why, do you. . . What? How many fingers am I raising?

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HERP ALL THE DERP!!!
HERP ALL THE DERP!!!

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when a wild customer appears! *the me, being a waitress like an average- salary employee *locked bathroom door lickclnckclick lic ckclick what i said: what i thought: uh, excuse me, could you open this door please? maybe someones f------ moron in there. oh. ok. ickclickc1i clickcli lickcli how i felt: I DON'T WANT TOLIVE ON THIS PLANETANYMORE
when a wild customer appears! *the me, being a waitress like an average- salary employee *locked bathroom door lickclnckclick lic ckclick what i said: what i thought: uh, excuse me, could you open this door please? maybe someones f------ moron in there. oh. ok. ickclickc1i clickcli lickcli how i felt: I DON'T WANT TOLIVE ON THIS PLANETANYMORE

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Her cup My cup Le me and my friend making hot chocolate. Oh my god! thats like.... really unhealthy! You made so much more h○t choc late than I did! But.. . . I just used more water than you did. .. . We both added one packet of chocolate mix, I don't see how mine is unhealthier Yeah but in adding more water, you increased the amount of hot chocolate you're drinking. It's actualIy much worse for you.
Her cup My cup Le me and my friend making hot chocolate. Oh my god! thats like.... really unhealthy! You made so much more h○t choc late than I did! But.. . . I just used more water than you did. .. . We both added one packet of chocolate mix, I don't see how mine is unhealthier Yeah but in adding more water, you increased the amount of hot chocolate you're drinking. It's actualIy much worse for you.

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*paying for gas at local small town gas station* Aw s--- a spider! Got 'em. . . *gas station manager Now boy, what is confused* in de hell are you scared uh spiders for!? We had worse things back in my day! le Like what? N------!!! r9 I can't believe I live in the same are these f----!! POKER FACE
*paying for gas at local small town gas station* Aw s--- a spider! Got 'em. . . *gas station manager Now boy, what is confused* in de hell are you scared uh spiders for!? We had worse things back in my day! le Like what? N------!!! r9 I can't believe I live in the same are these f----!! POKER FACE

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*This is me, a 15 year old atheist mexican. Never have met a creationist before. *Suddenly, a wild ethics teacher appears! Alumni, do you think God exists? *dumbass #1 Hey I heard Derp's an atheist! I've never heard an atheist talk about god! *whole class gets up and says "of course!" *engage atheist philosophy mod, level 19 *dumbass #1 strikes again Do atheists believe in Satan? That's an unanswerable question. For me he doesn't, for you it does. We shouldn't stress ourselves about that until we die No, we believe in nothing. *dumbass #2 Evolution is b-------, God made everyone xultimate dumbass Evolution is wrong, 'cuz I've never seen a monkey turn human Not even the pope is creationist anymore. . . And that's why I firebombed the city, Judge.
*This is me, a 15 year old atheist mexican. Never have met a creationist before. *Suddenly, a wild ethics teacher appears! Alumni, do you think God exists? *dumbass #1 Hey I heard Derp's an atheist! I've never heard an atheist talk about god! *whole class gets up and says "of course!" *engage atheist philosophy mod, level 19 *dumbass #1 strikes again Do atheists believe in Satan? That's an unanswerable question. For me he doesn't, for you it does. We shouldn't stress ourselves about that until we die No, we believe in nothing. *dumbass #2 Evolution is b-------, God made everyone xultimate dumbass Evolution is wrong, 'cuz I've never seen a monkey turn human Not even the pope is creationist anymore. . . And that's why I firebombed the city, Judge.

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me, working at le derping donuts. like a shift leader suddenly a seemingly healthy man walks in saying. . . "i'm gonna have a seizure. call 911 holy flying spaghetti monster! i'm not trying to watch a man die today so i approach him calmly, ready to take action when he has an additional request. . "Can i get a bacon egg and cheesee wrap "Wait, you know the police are coming, right?" "Yeah, you think you could make that before they get here?" He proceeds to walk right out of the store eating his wrap straight into the back of the ambulence
me, working at le derping donuts. like a shift leader suddenly a seemingly healthy man walks in saying. . . "i'm gonna have a seizure. call 911 holy flying spaghetti monster! i'm not trying to watch a man die today so i approach him calmly, ready to take action when he has an additional request. . "Can i get a bacon egg and cheesee wrap "Wait, you know the police are coming, right?" "Yeah, you think you could make that before they get here?" He proceeds to walk right out of the store eating his wrap straight into the back of the ambulence

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me and my idiot brother he has a BB gun heheh, i'm gonna shoot you he actually shoots at me i got scared so i ran behind a tree the BB hits me in the face.. Daddy! Mommy! I was hiding behind the big tree and alex THAT SAME EVENIN as really far away ad he shot me in the face with the BB gun! MY MOM'S REACTION MY DAD'S REACTION Alex you are in so much trouble, you can't see your friends, no more gamecube, no more nternet NOT BAD
me and my idiot brother he has a BB gun heheh, i'm gonna shoot you he actually shoots at me i got scared so i ran behind a tree the BB hits me in the face.. Daddy! Mommy! I was hiding behind the big tree and alex THAT SAME EVENIN as really far away ad he shot me in the face with the BB gun! MY MOM'S REACTION MY DAD'S REACTION Alex you are in so much trouble, you can't see your friends, no more gamecube, no more nternet NOT BAD

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