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*Le me and my friend Derp leaving the supermarket. All of the sudden a wild random lady starts talking to us. le me *DerP "Do you guys like cologne?" thinking, who the hell is this lady? "Of course we like cologne!" (9 "Great! Would you guys like to try some free samples?" "Thanks, but no thanks we're kind of in a hurry." *Me "Yea we would love some samples." *The lady starts squirting us with random bottles of cologne. *Me *DerP I smell like a French h-----!
*Le me and my friend Derp leaving the supermarket. All of the sudden a wild random lady starts talking to us. le me *DerP "Do you guys like cologne?" thinking, who the hell is this lady? "Of course we like cologne!" (9 "Great! Would you guys like to try some free samples?" "Thanks, but no thanks we're kind of in a hurry." *Me "Yea we would love some samples." *The lady starts squirting us with random bottles of cologne. *Me *DerP I smell like a French h-----!

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Me and some friends discussing how clothing has changed over the centuries When suddenly. . . Well yeah, but all women are transsexuals' Sorry? Well they all wear jeans those are only for men Secondly - jeans are only for men? First of all, you're mixing up being a crossdresser and being a t----------. Get out of our century, please.
Me and some friends discussing how clothing has changed over the centuries When suddenly. . . Well yeah, but all women are transsexuals' Sorry? Well they all wear jeans those are only for men Secondly - jeans are only for men? First of all, you're mixing up being a crossdresser and being a t----------. Get out of our century, please.

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Stocking shelves at Derpget like a slightly above minimum waged employee (not a bau5) Excuse me sir? T.v Yes maam? How may I help you? Do you work here? *Do you work here?* *work here* *you work here* John Doe I work here John Doe I f------ work here I f------ hate y. . Yes maam. Oh good can you help me find something I've already asked another employee about? Do you work here or NOT!?!?!
Stocking shelves at Derpget like a slightly above minimum waged employee (not a bau5) Excuse me sir? T.v Yes maam? How may I help you? Do you work here? *Do you work here?* *work here* *you work here* John Doe I work here John Doe I f------ work here I f------ hate y. . Yes maam. Oh good can you help me find something I've already asked another employee about? Do you work here or NOT!?!?!

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"Ghost hunting is great because every time I go, I come back with more evidence." "I've got a magnet in my desk if you want to know what sex your baby's going to be." "I can't stand MD Anderson Cancer Center. All they do is experimental stuti, and they don't even know if it works! "You really think that Muslim Obama ' s birth certificate is real? I prefer holistic medicine." Wow, you'1l believe anything."S She is a state-certified Registered Nurse.
"Ghost hunting is great because every time I go, I come back with more evidence." "I've got a magnet in my desk if you want to know what sex your baby's going to be." "I can't stand MD Anderson Cancer Center. All they do is experimental stuti, and they don't even know if it works! "You really think that Muslim Obama ' s birth certificate is real? I prefer holistic medicine." Wow, you'1l believe anything."S She is a state-certified Registered Nurse.

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Out with friends at a resturant. My good people would you like to try our finest wine. Orn the house tonight. (me) Yessssssss. o Wow, dude, what a f------ buzz kill Uhh, sir, I'11 pass. don't drink. Yeah, Dex, why do you have to be a such a d--- 0 Now, I can't drink. Omg Guys, you can I'm just not going to. still drink You 're selfrigheous attitude about drinking is goign to make me enjoy it less, so there's no reason to even drink. Yeah, I'm going to feel uncomfortable getting smashed with you not drinking next to me. You guys elected me designated driver because I don't drink Doesn' t mean you can't get a little buzzed Say grace because tonight the blood of christ will1 spill.
Out with friends at a resturant. My good people would you like to try our finest wine. Orn the house tonight. (me) Yessssssss. o Wow, dude, what a f------ buzz kill Uhh, sir, I'11 pass. don't drink. Yeah, Dex, why do you have to be a such a d--- 0 Now, I can't drink. Omg Guys, you can I'm just not going to. still drink You 're selfrigheous attitude about drinking is goign to make me enjoy it less, so there's no reason to even drink. Yeah, I'm going to feel uncomfortable getting smashed with you not drinking next to me. You guys elected me designated driver because I don't drink Doesn' t mean you can't get a little buzzed Say grace because tonight the blood of christ will1 spill.

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*in le bathroom *a wild 7 year appears! Whatcha doin there mister Um peeing 回h *kid stares at my package Will my pee-pee ever get as big as yours? Can I touch it No. NO ACTUALLY... okay ITS NOT *grab OOOKAY
*in le bathroom *a wild 7 year appears! Whatcha doin there mister Um peeing 回h *kid stares at my package Will my pee-pee ever get as big as yours? Can I touch it No. NO ACTUALLY... okay ITS NOT *grab OOOKAY

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you can play me lke a game but in the end I'm not going to be the loser about a minute ago Like Comment HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY END UP THE LOSER YOU RE THE GAME
you can play me lke a game but in the end I'm not going to be the loser about a minute ago Like Comment HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY END UP THE LOSER YOU RE THE GAME

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hmmm today has graced me with an excellent assortment of rage comics tut tut, this particular one seems to be rather popular I'm 18 and I still haven t had spicy s----.. . .spicy food. . . .fiery s----.. . but everyone s commenting about how hmmm sounds like it's time for some... they know that feel* *bro MAD SCIENCE UP IN THIS BITCH HOW THE EXPERIMENT FELT: HOW IT LOOKED nom THE NEXT MORNING This is a very pleasant poop THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM HAVE BREACHED MY SPHINCTER FIND THE HALFLINGS
hmmm today has graced me with an excellent assortment of rage comics tut tut, this particular one seems to be rather popular I'm 18 and I still haven t had spicy s----.. . .spicy food. . . .fiery s----.. . but everyone s commenting about how hmmm sounds like it's time for some... they know that feel* *bro MAD SCIENCE UP IN THIS BITCH HOW THE EXPERIMENT FELT: HOW IT LOOKED nom THE NEXT MORNING This is a very pleasant poop THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM HAVE BREACHED MY SPHINCTER FIND THE HALFLINGS

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*My dad, walking down the street one day, carrying a bunch of cool looking rocks he found at the beach* *Suddenly, a homeless man appears* "Is there any chance you can spare some money sir?" *Digging through pockets* "Sure!" *Guy starts to walk off* "Sorry, I don't have any money" *Derp mode: Engaged* "Here ya go!" "Want a rock?" (kind of joking) (Thinkng this guy Just really likes rocks) "YEAH!'" Wait a second...
*My dad, walking down the street one day, carrying a bunch of cool looking rocks he found at the beach* *Suddenly, a homeless man appears* "Is there any chance you can spare some money sir?" *Digging through pockets* "Sure!" *Guy starts to walk off* "Sorry, I don't have any money" *Derp mode: Engaged* "Here ya go!" "Want a rock?" (kind of joking) (Thinkng this guy Just really likes rocks) "YEAH!'" Wait a second...

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Me working at Derpin Donuts, making money Couple of derps who were up to no good derping around in my neighborhood Clock, 11:55prm Can we have free donuts? No Why? You're just going to throw them out! I can't give them to you. It's a legal thing, I could lose my job. If I could I would. So your job, just for pieces of paper, is more important than morals? There are childern starving in Africa! I have built classrooms for children in South America, I've worked with Habit for Humanity, when I'm not here, I'm working at a non-profit, I'm a Human Services major. My life mission is to help those in need. o me abou morals. I hate throwing these away, 1IL coula l'a give every donut to someone in need, but I can't, and And you're not a starving kid in Africa, you're a cheap college student. Get the f--- out We're closed. mnot giving them to you
Me working at Derpin Donuts, making money Couple of derps who were up to no good derping around in my neighborhood Clock, 11:55prm Can we have free donuts? No Why? You're just going to throw them out! I can't give them to you. It's a legal thing, I could lose my job. If I could I would. So your job, just for pieces of paper, is more important than morals? There are childern starving in Africa! I have built classrooms for children in South America, I've worked with Habit for Humanity, when I'm not here, I'm working at a non-profit, I'm a Human Services major. My life mission is to help those in need. o me abou morals. I hate throwing these away, 1IL coula l'a give every donut to someone in need, but I can't, and And you're not a starving kid in Africa, you're a cheap college student. Get the f--- out We're closed. mnot giving them to you

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夕5 Ok *working cashier \ー..// Σ like a minmum wage bitch u're f------ stupid. what do you mean the coupons expired let me talk to your manage I need you to get all the 102 degrees outside shopping carts b rom outside Ok Have a good day ma am! GO F--- YOURSELF Ok
夕5 Ok *working cashier \ー..// Σ like a minmum wage bitch u're f------ stupid. what do you mean the coupons expired let me talk to your manage I need you to get all the 102 degrees outside shopping carts b rom outside Ok Have a good day ma am! GO F--- YOURSELF Ok

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* some customer, So, these Nikes, Where do you Theyre made in Vietnam than me. at a sports store think they are made? What? No, theyre made by some Indonesians No, look. .. See? Made in Vietnam Oh... So, are these shoes, like, forty years old then? These are the 2011 styles... Oh. I thought Vietnam was, like, a war or something Oooohhh... Is Vietnam a PLACE? Yes. Vietnam is a PLACE!
* some customer, So, these Nikes, Where do you Theyre made in Vietnam than me. at a sports store think they are made? What? No, theyre made by some Indonesians No, look. .. See? Made in Vietnam Oh... So, are these shoes, like, forty years old then? These are the 2011 styles... Oh. I thought Vietnam was, like, a war or something Oooohhh... Is Vietnam a PLACE? Yes. Vietnam is a PLACE!

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le me, experienced in Taekwondo back in highschool, witnessing a douchenozzle trying to start a fight with a nerdy kid just because he can Please Herpen, Leave me Why don't you fight me, are you too alone! 1I didn't do scared? anything Group of people all crowded around, obviously waiting for Herpen to rail on this kid *I got this s---* KICK HIS F------ ASS HERPEN!!! HEY HERPEN! le me, thinking PUNCH TO THE FACE AS HE'S FALLING ON HIS ASS! SWEEPING LEG KICK! OHMYGOD HOWCOULDYOU URTSOMEONE LIKETHAT!??! YOUR AN ANIMAL!!! xcuse me, but I thought fight is what you wanted to happen all along KO ed ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?
le me, experienced in Taekwondo back in highschool, witnessing a douchenozzle trying to start a fight with a nerdy kid just because he can Please Herpen, Leave me Why don't you fight me, are you too alone! 1I didn't do scared? anything Group of people all crowded around, obviously waiting for Herpen to rail on this kid *I got this s---* KICK HIS F------ ASS HERPEN!!! HEY HERPEN! le me, thinking PUNCH TO THE FACE AS HE'S FALLING ON HIS ASS! SWEEPING LEG KICK! OHMYGOD HOWCOULDYOU URTSOMEONE LIKETHAT!??! YOUR AN ANIMAL!!! xcuse me, but I thought fight is what you wanted to happen all along KO ed ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?

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At McDerpald's. Time Square, NY. Hi, Welcome to uh-um. .. what do you want? Just get me a sweet tea. I'1l be in the bathroom Okay Hey, can I get a sweet tea and a cone, please? girlfriend Here you go. 4O *Cone served upside down, squished in a sundae cup ACTUALLY... Here's a spoon. Excuse me sir, but I ordered a cone- not a Sundae. 'Sup?
At McDerpald's. Time Square, NY. Hi, Welcome to uh-um. .. what do you want? Just get me a sweet tea. I'1l be in the bathroom Okay Hey, can I get a sweet tea and a cone, please? girlfriend Here you go. 4O *Cone served upside down, squished in a sundae cup ACTUALLY... Here's a spoon. Excuse me sir, but I ordered a cone- not a Sundae. 'Sup?

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Shopping for food like an underpaid laborer When suddenly, a rare beauty is spotted smelling flowers I must say I have not seen anything quite as breathtaking Oh I know, these flowers are gorgeous! I was not talking about the flowers, Miss. Hey ass, why you be hitting on my girl? You want to f--- her or something? Actually, I was just complimenting this young woman because I thought she might like to hear it. Have you told her how pretty she is today? *A wild douche appears ..PIIC.. . chyea l have. all the time... what of it Well do you say that just to f--- her or do you say because it just is? punk? Continue shopping like an underpaid laborer Dude, you are f------ stupid. C'mon babe, lets bounce Chivalry is not f------ dead, I am keeping it on life suppwort
Shopping for food like an underpaid laborer When suddenly, a rare beauty is spotted smelling flowers I must say I have not seen anything quite as breathtaking Oh I know, these flowers are gorgeous! I was not talking about the flowers, Miss. Hey ass, why you be hitting on my girl? You want to f--- her or something? Actually, I was just complimenting this young woman because I thought she might like to hear it. Have you told her how pretty she is today? *A wild douche appears ..PIIC.. . chyea l have. all the time... what of it Well do you say that just to f--- her or do you say because it just is? punk? Continue shopping like an underpaid laborer Dude, you are f------ stupid. C'mon babe, lets bounce Chivalry is not f------ dead, I am keeping it on life suppwort

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