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MY DVD PLAYER IS *me, several years ago, working a customer service line for an electronics company (not actually this happy) WORKING AND T RIGHT NOW PORTANT AND I WANT YOU BECAUSE - sう VDS TO HAVE WAT AC TO AND FI I JUST WANT THINGS HERPITY DERP I'M RETARDED DERP WHAT Thank you for calling customer service. How can I help you today? GIVE ME I THINK I AM THA HERP DERP HOW AM I SUPPOs YOU ARE THE THAT IS THINGS OR I BECAU DON'T IGNORA DO ALL C KNOW THAT WAGE SLAVE KNOW THESE - S 〉 FIX THIS VISOR AND Okay. . . can I get the model number of your DVD player? TO AN NOW D READ WHAT IS I 'M NOT MY MIND WRONG BE GOING TO GIVE YOU ANY USEFUL ..Unplug the DVD player tor 24 hours. If for some reas n that doesn't work, give us a call back tomorrow. But that should fix it. Oh, okay thanks. Thank god I don't work tomorrow. *U mad, coworkers?
MY DVD PLAYER IS *me, several years ago, working a customer service line for an electronics company (not actually this happy) WORKING AND T RIGHT NOW PORTANT AND I WANT YOU BECAUSE - sう VDS TO HAVE WAT AC TO AND FI I JUST WANT THINGS HERPITY DERP I'M RETARDED DERP WHAT Thank you for calling customer service. How can I help you today? GIVE ME I THINK I AM THA HERP DERP HOW AM I SUPPOs YOU ARE THE THAT IS THINGS OR I BECAU DON'T IGNORA DO ALL C KNOW THAT WAGE SLAVE KNOW THESE - S 〉 FIX THIS VISOR AND Okay. . . can I get the model number of your DVD player? TO AN NOW D READ WHAT IS I 'M NOT MY MIND WRONG BE GOING TO GIVE YOU ANY USEFUL ..Unplug the DVD player tor 24 hours. If for some reas n that doesn't work, give us a call back tomorrow. But that should fix it. Oh, okay thanks. Thank god I don't work tomorrow. *U mad, coworkers?

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chillin' in science class when wild gloves appear! blow up glove like so, attach to head with string... How I look: How I feel: ROOSTA
chillin' in science class when wild gloves appear! blow up glove like so, attach to head with string... How I look: How I feel: ROOSTA

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Working as a Prep Cook, when a wild guest appears Ok drawn cheesecake points "What is this?" "I don't want to eat anything made out of turtles." "Turtle Cheesecake.
Working as a Prep Cook, when a wild guest appears Ok drawn cheesecake points "What is this?" "I don't want to eat anything made out of turtles." "Turtle Cheesecake.

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knOck Me, sitting at home watching some show about Mayans on The Discovery Cha When suddenly my brother's girlfriend shows up We just left thehat What're you bar, your brother should be gettingwatchin? here in a few minutes. Mind if I chill here? Some Mayan thing Sure, whatever Watching for several minutes while we wait. They show several re-enactments. This was a long time ago, right? Yeah, like hundreds of years ago Oh. re Wait. . . How did they film it back then? POKER FACE POKER FACE I'm a tumor I'm a tumor POKER FACE
knOck Me, sitting at home watching some show about Mayans on The Discovery Cha When suddenly my brother's girlfriend shows up We just left thehat What're you bar, your brother should be gettingwatchin? here in a few minutes. Mind if I chill here? Some Mayan thing Sure, whatever Watching for several minutes while we wait. They show several re-enactments. This was a long time ago, right? Yeah, like hundreds of years ago Oh. re Wait. . . How did they film it back then? POKER FACE POKER FACE I'm a tumor I'm a tumor POKER FACE

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"Oh s--- was it any good?" "Yeah man my sister bought dragon age 2" "Man you can be a rouge so it is a Wow ripoff" *Me looking at games in local store "True dat" *Two people also browsing the games "Have you two tried any ther RPG ever? like Baldurs gate or D&D" "D&D is for nerds and old games suck" "True dat" *Me overhearing what they said I will break you with a 20 sided die!
"Oh s--- was it any good?" "Yeah man my sister bought dragon age 2" "Man you can be a rouge so it is a Wow ripoff" *Me looking at games in local store "True dat" *Two people also browsing the games "Have you two tried any ther RPG ever? like Baldurs gate or D&D" "D&D is for nerds and old games suck" "True dat" *Me overhearing what they said I will break you with a 20 sided die!

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Reach downstairs in under 35 seconds (live on the 3rd floor, took stairs) yet friend no where to be found.. friend decides to pick me up, calls e is waiting downstairs(live on the 3rd rっ *I decide to wait in the lobby of the building till he actually arrives MiNUTes TWENTY MINUTES LATER *badly drawn car Dude come down right when I call you, I hate waiting
Reach downstairs in under 35 seconds (live on the 3rd floor, took stairs) yet friend no where to be found.. friend decides to pick me up, calls e is waiting downstairs(live on the 3rd rっ *I decide to wait in the lobby of the building till he actually arrives MiNUTes TWENTY MINUTES LATER *badly drawn car Dude come down right when I call you, I hate waiting

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Eating dinner with family older brother little sist younge brother *little sister So when is your friend coming back from Japan? Whatever, they both start with "H" *younger brother Actually he went to Jamaica... What?
Eating dinner with family older brother little sist younge brother *little sister So when is your friend coming back from Japan? Whatever, they both start with "H" *younger brother Actually he went to Jamaica... What?

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Me backpacking in the mountains with friends Wow, that thing sure is a beaut! friend *friend me *insanely witty pun* That's not a butte, that's a Umm. . .ok You' re kinda weird mountain! Derpette... Bitches, go back to 5th grade geography and appreciate how amazing my pun was
Me backpacking in the mountains with friends Wow, that thing sure is a beaut! friend *friend me *insanely witty pun* That's not a butte, that's a Umm. . .ok You' re kinda weird mountain! Derpette... Bitches, go back to 5th grade geography and appreciate how amazing my pun was

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*playing Pokemon like a boss, looking tirelessly for a rare pokemon Lv 12 male A wild DERPZEE appeared! Still not what Iwant... Lv 12 male *run away and keep looking 0 A wild DERPZEE appeared! Wait a sec.. . Same level.. same gender. . Go away dammit! IT'S THE SAME ONE LUGIA USEDAEROBLAST
*playing Pokemon like a boss, looking tirelessly for a rare pokemon Lv 12 male A wild DERPZEE appeared! Still not what Iwant... Lv 12 male *run away and keep looking 0 A wild DERPZEE appeared! Wait a sec.. . Same level.. same gender. . Go away dammit! IT'S THE SAME ONE LUGIA USEDAEROBLAST

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*Talking to my completely technologically illiterate 20- year old friend and looking at his laptop* What.. .what do you mean? That's the Dude. Seriously, internet why the hell are you still using Internet Explorer? What else would I use? *I try to explain the idea of a So I go through his computer, web browser to him, but he only delete Internet Explorer, follows me enough to say this:*install Chrome, and get rid of a bunch of completely useless icons on his Well.. .here. Take my lapto]p and update it. Get me the internet that the kids use (I swear, this is EXACTLY what he said) d desktop, put a link to Chrome up, then leave. A few hours later, I get a p----- off phone call from him Why did you delete my internet? I needed that! Hello? D.」What the F---, man You broke my computer! I went to use it and half oi my stuti is GONE!
*Talking to my completely technologically illiterate 20- year old friend and looking at his laptop* What.. .what do you mean? That's the Dude. Seriously, internet why the hell are you still using Internet Explorer? What else would I use? *I try to explain the idea of a So I go through his computer, web browser to him, but he only delete Internet Explorer, follows me enough to say this:*install Chrome, and get rid of a bunch of completely useless icons on his Well.. .here. Take my lapto]p and update it. Get me the internet that the kids use (I swear, this is EXACTLY what he said) d desktop, put a link to Chrome up, then leave. A few hours later, I get a p----- off phone call from him Why did you delete my internet? I needed that! Hello? D.」What the F---, man You broke my computer! I went to use it and half oi my stuti is GONE!

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Me, on my daily *Encounter a d r* errands 卜 Hold it open for the person Later on, behind me somebody "Thanks!" He opens the door as little as possible... And squeezes through it. 0 0 0 You will come back here to hold this door open, and you will like it
Me, on my daily *Encounter a d r* errands 卜 Hold it open for the person Later on, behind me somebody "Thanks!" He opens the door as little as possible... And squeezes through it. 0 0 0 You will come back here to hold this door open, and you will like it

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"Dude, you should stop playing that gay game and pick up a good game." *Acheivment w---- me working orn getting the last "Oh, my God! I've been *Supremely derpish friend working on I'm talking to this over Derpbox out of a game I'd been playing for ages acheivment for ages!" ve. "You always play th gayest games They' re all Japans "What the and filled with tentacles. You needtalking "Dude, just look at the last few games you've played. They're all So Hell are you "What do you mean?" about?!?" straight, fun games." gay. " *Game I was playing XBOX 380 XBOX 360 "Alright, o wise Swami o:f good games... Let me see what "Uh, good games for straight people? More variety than yours, that's for sure." "I don't see the "Look, dude, all I'm saying is you need to stop playing those gay ames games, and get someplay to have more variety in thethe last 6 games you play." problem. Only half of the last games I played are Japanese, and they' re all really good games! " I need to fun. What are games you played?" *Current game KBOX 3EC HALO RE A C H CALLPUTY "Wat?"
"Dude, you should stop playing that gay game and pick up a good game." *Acheivment w---- me working orn getting the last "Oh, my God! I've been *Supremely derpish friend working on I'm talking to this over Derpbox out of a game I'd been playing for ages acheivment for ages!" ve. "You always play th gayest games They' re all Japans "What the and filled with tentacles. You needtalking "Dude, just look at the last few games you've played. They're all So Hell are you "What do you mean?" about?!?" straight, fun games." gay. " *Game I was playing XBOX 380 XBOX 360 "Alright, o wise Swami o:f good games... Let me see what "Uh, good games for straight people? More variety than yours, that's for sure." "I don't see the "Look, dude, all I'm saying is you need to stop playing those gay ames games, and get someplay to have more variety in thethe last 6 games you play." problem. Only half of the last games I played are Japanese, and they' re all really good games! " I need to fun. What are games you played?" *Current game KBOX 3EC HALO RE A C H CALLPUTY "Wat?"

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Hi i'm derp from derpsville I have to ring a call centre to cancel my mobile phone contract as i get no signal at home L can oter you the same deal you have now but for half the monthly cost if you stay. 9 It would be nice but i don't get a signal at all so it' s useless i have to leave Please don't leave us nobody else can give you that deal. we can do better. It's not you it's me it just won't work out i'm sorry I have to go now. just happened What the hell "hangs up"
Hi i'm derp from derpsville I have to ring a call centre to cancel my mobile phone contract as i get no signal at home L can oter you the same deal you have now but for half the monthly cost if you stay. 9 It would be nice but i don't get a signal at all so it' s useless i have to leave Please don't leave us nobody else can give you that deal. we can do better. It's not you it's me it just won't work out i'm sorry I have to go now. just happened What the hell "hangs up"

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*a wild unprepared moron appears *me, getting ready to write a final exam "hey derpette, i didn't bring a pencil, can i borrow one?" let's do this s---" "sure thing, derp!" after the exam *during the exam "here's your pencil back" 7 *hack coughO "wheeze *snort *germ-covered pencil *sneeze people are disgusting
*a wild unprepared moron appears *me, getting ready to write a final exam "hey derpette, i didn't bring a pencil, can i borrow one?" let's do this s---" "sure thing, derp!" after the exam *during the exam "here's your pencil back" 7 *hack coughO "wheeze *snort *germ-covered pencil *sneeze people are disgusting

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*Incredibly overweight Can I take "Me, hanging with friends at local restaurant . our order? 'a man . *whenI overhear . *Server I'1l start with your 16 oz *Her actual words* s steak, and I'd like a side of mashed potatoes with that. I also want you r1.H "equalize everything out" large chicken salad dinner. I'm trying to eat healthy and the salad will 1+1-0? equalize everything out SALADS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
*Incredibly overweight Can I take "Me, hanging with friends at local restaurant . our order? 'a man . *whenI overhear . *Server I'1l start with your 16 oz *Her actual words* s steak, and I'd like a side of mashed potatoes with that. I also want you r1.H "equalize everything out" large chicken salad dinner. I'm trying to eat healthy and the salad will 1+1-0? equalize everything out SALADS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

Harp Darp / Herp Derp

lene blondeng before reddit... NO ME GUSTA and after reddit...
lene blondeng before reddit... NO ME GUSTA and after reddit...

Harp Darp / Herp Derp