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Me sitting on the beach behind this random guy *Turn around and looks at me* *Turns around again* "What?" Turns away* "Nothing" "Oh, it's becausei keep thinking your going to kil me while im not looking" Turns around yet again "Why do you keep looking at me??" 0
Me sitting on the beach behind this random guy *Turn around and looks at me* *Turns around again* "What?" Turns away* "Nothing" "Oh, it's becausei keep thinking your going to kil me while im not looking" Turns around yet again "Why do you keep looking at me??" 0

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Driving with my sister behindSuddenly le wild mini van bitch a long line of cars appears, and decides to pass everyone while a giant truck approaches. le me le older sister We wonder what the f--- could After endangering everyone, she have been so important that she just makes it to the front. had to pass everyone at that moment. Watch the bitch to find out where she's headed.. . Only to see her pull into the Tim Hortons 1km ahead to buy coffee and donuts. im Houlon DRIVE THRU fat f---.
Driving with my sister behindSuddenly le wild mini van bitch a long line of cars appears, and decides to pass everyone while a giant truck approaches. le me le older sister We wonder what the f--- could After endangering everyone, she have been so important that she just makes it to the front. had to pass everyone at that moment. Watch the bitch to find out where she's headed.. . Only to see her pull into the Tim Hortons 1km ahead to buy coffee and donuts. im Houlon DRIVE THRU fat f---.

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"goodnight roomie!" *le me getting ready for bed at college "night derpita!" in the middle of a dream, my spidey senses start to tingle middle of the night, snoring like a slowly open eyes it is at this point i realize my roommate is not only staring at me while i sleep, but holding a pillow above my head thoroughly convinced tonight is the night i die* "herpette, W-- are you doing?" "well, you were snoring so i figured i'd just come over here and move your pillows around until you stopped." "you didn't notice last night."
"goodnight roomie!" *le me getting ready for bed at college "night derpita!" in the middle of a dream, my spidey senses start to tingle middle of the night, snoring like a slowly open eyes it is at this point i realize my roommate is not only staring at me while i sleep, but holding a pillow above my head thoroughly convinced tonight is the night i die* "herpette, W-- are you doing?" "well, you were snoring so i figured i'd just come over here and move your pillows around until you stopped." "you didn't notice last night."

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le me talking with friend about video games Do you like the half-life series? Never played it before me wait is that the one where you play as Morgan Freeman and you have the crowbar?
le me talking with friend about video games Do you like the half-life series? Never played it before me wait is that the one where you play as Morgan Freeman and you have the crowbar?

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*the day before new year's eve, me being alone as f---, going back to dorms after the class *suddenly a girl from the class appears *hey derp, any plan for tomorrow? *well, nothing *no, do you? except watching *then i ask her out and she says okay, i go to my dorm 1ike a baus movies alone *tomorrow night we have a great time and celebrate the new year *derp, why don't we go to my place now, i don't want you to have trouble with your dorm for coming late no thanks i will be fine hurr durr 8 Hours Later. *flashbacks* GO TO MY PLACE.. . lace.' my P SHE WANTED MY C---
*the day before new year's eve, me being alone as f---, going back to dorms after the class *suddenly a girl from the class appears *hey derp, any plan for tomorrow? *well, nothing *no, do you? except watching *then i ask her out and she says okay, i go to my dorm 1ike a baus movies alone *tomorrow night we have a great time and celebrate the new year *derp, why don't we go to my place now, i don't want you to have trouble with your dorm for coming late no thanks i will be fine hurr durr 8 Hours Later. *flashbacks* GO TO MY PLACE.. . lace.' my P SHE WANTED MY C---

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So Derp, we've been going out for a month now, how about we go to my place after dinner for some sexytime *My new g/f and I on a dinner date at a nice restaurant. *As great as that sounds, I've yet to tell her that I'm a virgin. I suppose it's now or never.. So Derpina, I've got a bit of a confession to make... I'm a virgin.. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. It's just really embarassing given my age..and I didn't know if you'd have a problem with it. Oh it's fine, I just can't believe I've beern dating a gay guy all this time. Hey I have a gay friend that's single. Want me to hook you up? If you guys end up having sexytime, can I come over and watch? I just sent a text to your parents, they seem totally cool with it
So Derp, we've been going out for a month now, how about we go to my place after dinner for some sexytime *My new g/f and I on a dinner date at a nice restaurant. *As great as that sounds, I've yet to tell her that I'm a virgin. I suppose it's now or never.. So Derpina, I've got a bit of a confession to make... I'm a virgin.. I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. It's just really embarassing given my age..and I didn't know if you'd have a problem with it. Oh it's fine, I just can't believe I've beern dating a gay guy all this time. Hey I have a gay friend that's single. Want me to hook you up? If you guys end up having sexytime, can I come over and watch? I just sent a text to your parents, they seem totally cool with it

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what Oh.What's Pico de Flounder with Pico de Gallo in a flour tortilla. Gallo Is a fish taco shaaaped d---/ a fish? Hot Salsa. Oh no. I'11 have a Sure! Whatever! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!? cheeseburger
what Oh.What's Pico de Flounder with Pico de Gallo in a flour tortilla. Gallo Is a fish taco shaaaped d---/ a fish? Hot Salsa. Oh no. I'11 have a Sure! Whatever! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!? cheeseburger

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see the cherry tree that I always climbed n when I was a kid le me at my parents' house during my vacation CHALLENGE ACCEPTED "decide to cl inb it again to see if I'm still as badass as I used to be. of course the tree became much higher in the meantime and I became least 1001bs heavier How it felt How it looked le finally in the tree, climbing around and enjoying the landscape view over the neighbourhood F--- HEA How it felt How it looked *eventually I become bored and decide to jump off the tree How it felt How it looked My overall experience Harp, I climed tree lo1z How I looked How I felt
see the cherry tree that I always climbed n when I was a kid le me at my parents' house during my vacation CHALLENGE ACCEPTED "decide to cl inb it again to see if I'm still as badass as I used to be. of course the tree became much higher in the meantime and I became least 1001bs heavier How it felt How it looked le finally in the tree, climbing around and enjoying the landscape view over the neighbourhood F--- HEA How it felt How it looked *eventually I become bored and decide to jump off the tree How it felt How it looked My overall experience Harp, I climed tree lo1z How I looked How I felt

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STRATEGY IDEA: DERP MORE HERPS! I FORGOT TO LOCK MY FRONT DOOR Bored in a meeting when hit with sudden realization... ME HoW TO SUCCESS DERPING IN A Proceed to spend remainder of the day eying clock nervously AR awaiting quittin time I live alone-- only choice is to wait /--. the day-out( I'M RETARDED Finally come home to see that door actually was locked entire time. I LEFT THE STOV ON ALL DAY
STRATEGY IDEA: DERP MORE HERPS! I FORGOT TO LOCK MY FRONT DOOR Bored in a meeting when hit with sudden realization... ME HoW TO SUCCESS DERPING IN A Proceed to spend remainder of the day eying clock nervously AR awaiting quittin time I live alone-- only choice is to wait /--. the day-out( I'M RETARDED Finally come home to see that door actually was locked entire time. I LEFT THE STOV ON ALL DAY

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$4.73, my good sir Your total comes to $4.73, sir What? What? *me at work. I said $4.73. What? SAY "WHAT" AGAIN
$4.73, my good sir Your total comes to $4.73, sir What? What? *me at work. I said $4.73. What? SAY "WHAT" AGAIN

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*later* *Dryer broke. Doing laundry at a laundromat. Decide to work on charcoal drawing while waiting.* What's wrong with your face? I was drawing with charcoal. DOO Ha ha, You're an art student? Or are you already a hobo? Get a real job in business like me, miss hobo. What does that even mean? *glitter* I hope the buisness college's dress code allows sparkles.
*later* *Dryer broke. Doing laundry at a laundromat. Decide to work on charcoal drawing while waiting.* What's wrong with your face? I was drawing with charcoal. DOO Ha ha, You're an art student? Or are you already a hobo? Get a real job in business like me, miss hobo. What does that even mean? *glitter* I hope the buisness college's dress code allows sparkles.

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*When suddenly, a wild customer *me and my bro, Derp, working at appears with one slice of a Pizza Derp pizza we made them earlier Yeah, this pizza was nasty, you need to make another *Me *Derp *Derp makes pizza perfectly *Me - ARE YOU F------ *then put it in the oven *Derp Not a problem sir. *Then in full view of the *Cuts it perfectly customer throws all but *Derp gets it out of the overn one slice of the pizzia in the trash. TRASH *Derp then lovingly places the single piece in a large box and ME H-------- dude, gives it to the customer you 're my hero. Derp Here you go sir, on the house. Problem?
*When suddenly, a wild customer *me and my bro, Derp, working at appears with one slice of a Pizza Derp pizza we made them earlier Yeah, this pizza was nasty, you need to make another *Me *Derp *Derp makes pizza perfectly *Me - ARE YOU F------ *then put it in the oven *Derp Not a problem sir. *Then in full view of the *Cuts it perfectly customer throws all but *Derp gets it out of the overn one slice of the pizzia in the trash. TRASH *Derp then lovingly places the single piece in a large box and ME H-------- dude, gives it to the customer you 're my hero. Derp Here you go sir, on the house. Problem?

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Le me, tired as hell at my weekly cooking class at scho ! Wild partner appears, announces we are making cupcakes today "LET'S DO THIS S---." Proceed to follow recipe, all is well whern suddenly.. . TLOUR "Umm well in the recipe it said 213 litres of milk.. .so that means 2 litres or 3 litres of milk, right? le teacher* Cooking bowl resembles pile of diarrhea, teacher and partner ask me to repeat what I did and to see where it went wrong I really did make s--- in the end.
Le me, tired as hell at my weekly cooking class at scho ! Wild partner appears, announces we are making cupcakes today "LET'S DO THIS S---." Proceed to follow recipe, all is well whern suddenly.. . TLOUR "Umm well in the recipe it said 213 litres of milk.. .so that means 2 litres or 3 litres of milk, right? le teacher* Cooking bowl resembles pile of diarrhea, teacher and partner ask me to repeat what I did and to see where it went wrong I really did make s--- in the end.

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Walking to my next class, passing the local campus foodery, minding my own business Then, suddenly, I notice a wild herpina in a Beatles shirt. 21 CHALLENGEACCEPTED She was pretty hot, so I thought I should make an attempt at small talk, as a fellow Beatles fan Her Oh, umm, I really don't know any of their music. I just blahblahblas phemy:lkajs: 1kjasdfl; *Walking beside her* Me: Hey, thur. Nice shirt. So, what's your favorite album? POKER FACE Me: Oh,well, see you later, I have to get to I've made a huge mistake. Her: Oh, ok, see you later. Hipsters
Walking to my next class, passing the local campus foodery, minding my own business Then, suddenly, I notice a wild herpina in a Beatles shirt. 21 CHALLENGEACCEPTED She was pretty hot, so I thought I should make an attempt at small talk, as a fellow Beatles fan Her Oh, umm, I really don't know any of their music. I just blahblahblas phemy:lkajs: 1kjasdfl; *Walking beside her* Me: Hey, thur. Nice shirt. So, what's your favorite album? POKER FACE Me: Oh,well, see you later, I have to get to I've made a huge mistake. Her: Oh, ok, see you later. Hipsters

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FIVEGUYS Ican wha -FIVE GUYS FAMOUS can I get for you? BURGERS and FRIES FAMOU BURGERS and FRIES le /n? Yea I want a burger Well yea, what would you like on it? "Your green peppers, are they yellow?" Well I have a question. . . No they re green
FIVEGUYS Ican wha -FIVE GUYS FAMOUS can I get for you? BURGERS and FRIES FAMOU BURGERS and FRIES le /n? Yea I want a burger Well yea, what would you like on it? "Your green peppers, are they yellow?" Well I have a question. . . No they re green

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*me, working the register Your total comes to $4.99 *the customer holds up my line for 5 minutes digging in her purse and finally finds a 5 dollar bill. 卜 ㄖ回 F04253679 I think I have 99 cents! WAIT! ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME
*me, working the register Your total comes to $4.99 *the customer holds up my line for 5 minutes digging in her purse and finally finds a 5 dollar bill. 卜 ㄖ回 F04253679 I think I have 99 cents! WAIT! ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME

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