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My 3 year old son and I were in the park today, playing with our new sand toys. Suddenly a kid we don't know comes over, gathers up all our toys, and walks away "You ready tO smash it?" ."Hine." "Just hang loose, boy.* He's a small guy, young, with his head buried in his phone. The only other adult in the park is on a bench nearby, so I decide to walk over "Excuse me, is that your son?" "Ookay. If he is your son, I'nm letting you know I'm going to talk to him. He He ignores me. just took all my son's toys and walked off." "What's the big deal? He's not gonna keep 'em forever." What?'" "He. Is. Not "Yoink." Gonna. Keep Them. Forever Go away." "Dude, gimme my phone back!" "Why? What's the big deal? I'm not gonna keep it forever "Guh?" "Huh? 2 "Cuh?" "Fuh?" "Nuh?" "Luh?" "Wha?" 2 "Juh?" "Duh? "Your phone is a stand-in for my son's toys. Like a metaphor Your boy took my son' s stuff and you say it's not a big deal; I take your stuff and say it's not a big deal. See?" "Guh?" "Huh? "Fuh?" "Nuh?" "Luh?" "Wha?" 2 "Juh? "Duh? "Jesus lickin' Christ." "Go get your boy, give my son his toys back, and have your boy apologize for taking things that are not his. And then I'1l give you your precious."
My 3 year old son and I were in the park today, playing with our new sand toys. Suddenly a kid we don't know comes over, gathers up all our toys, and walks away "You ready tO smash it?" ."Hine." "Just hang loose, boy.* He's a small guy, young, with his head buried in his phone. The only other adult in the park is on a bench nearby, so I decide to walk over "Excuse me, is that your son?" "Ookay. If he is your son, I'nm letting you know I'm going to talk to him. He He ignores me. just took all my son's toys and walked off." "What's the big deal? He's not gonna keep 'em forever." What?'" "He. Is. Not "Yoink." Gonna. Keep Them. Forever Go away." "Dude, gimme my phone back!" "Why? What's the big deal? I'm not gonna keep it forever "Guh?" "Huh? 2 "Cuh?" "Fuh?" "Nuh?" "Luh?" "Wha?" 2 "Juh?" "Duh? "Your phone is a stand-in for my son's toys. Like a metaphor Your boy took my son' s stuff and you say it's not a big deal; I take your stuff and say it's not a big deal. See?" "Guh?" "Huh? "Fuh?" "Nuh?" "Luh?" "Wha?" 2 "Juh? "Duh? "Jesus lickin' Christ." "Go get your boy, give my son his toys back, and have your boy apologize for taking things that are not his. And then I'1l give you your precious."

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Isn't it weird how they made our employee ID's squares? See, look Huh?? 모 le coworker le me But if you turn it on its side, it becomes a rectangle Review: Square Rectangle
Isn't it weird how they made our employee ID's squares? See, look Huh?? 모 le coworker le me But if you turn it on its side, it becomes a rectangle Review: Square Rectangle

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Uggg Derpette, are Chill out, I've you lighting up again? You KNOW thats terrible! only had like a pack this week. LATER Hey Derpette wanna go get donuts with everyone tonight:? I don' t eat donuts, they are waaay to unhealthy! You think I want diabetes?
Uggg Derpette, are Chill out, I've you lighting up again? You KNOW thats terrible! only had like a pack this week. LATER Hey Derpette wanna go get donuts with everyone tonight:? I don' t eat donuts, they are waaay to unhealthy! You think I want diabetes?

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*le making his first rage comic on a rage maker for the first time* How do I draw/write/upload/derp Uh, there are big giant buttons in front of you *le friend* Where? Oh. F--- this, it's too hard man. I'm gonna look at t--- now. *moves over and does it for him
*le making his first rage comic on a rage maker for the first time* How do I draw/write/upload/derp Uh, there are big giant buttons in front of you *le friend* Where? Oh. F--- this, it's too hard man. I'm gonna look at t--- now. *moves over and does it for him

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So I'm taking the bus to work. Tired as f---, as always Approximate layout of the bus. I'm the only passenger You know the drill A wild stranger appears!
So I'm taking the bus to work. Tired as f---, as always Approximate layout of the bus. I'm the only passenger You know the drill A wild stranger appears!

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*le me, working as a cashier at a gas station that'1l be $3.59, sir. do you need a bag? milk *le counter I SEE THE HANDLE YOU IDIOT SOME PEOPLE LIKE BAGS obviously not. don't you see the milk has lts own handle? oh, okay have a nice day! *remembering handle = no bag that'll be $3.59, sir milk ahem i'm sorry! a bag for is there something else i can don't like help you with today? the milk, miss. 1 when the condensatiorn touches my skin. THE CONDENSATION ISN'T THAT BAD IF YOU USE THE HANDLE *realization: the bag provides a handle AND keeps the here, let me bag it for condensation from touching you. have a you nice day! next time i'll put it in a bag without asking and there will be no problems that'll be $3.59, ma'am nik aren't you going to double bag it? that gallon is far too heavy for one. bag sure. no problem. I CAN NEVER WIN
*le me, working as a cashier at a gas station that'1l be $3.59, sir. do you need a bag? milk *le counter I SEE THE HANDLE YOU IDIOT SOME PEOPLE LIKE BAGS obviously not. don't you see the milk has lts own handle? oh, okay have a nice day! *remembering handle = no bag that'll be $3.59, sir milk ahem i'm sorry! a bag for is there something else i can don't like help you with today? the milk, miss. 1 when the condensatiorn touches my skin. THE CONDENSATION ISN'T THAT BAD IF YOU USE THE HANDLE *realization: the bag provides a handle AND keeps the here, let me bag it for condensation from touching you. have a you nice day! next time i'll put it in a bag without asking and there will be no problems that'll be $3.59, ma'am nik aren't you going to double bag it? that gallon is far too heavy for one. bag sure. no problem. I CAN NEVER WIN

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who you listenin to? le me, listening to bob dylan some bob dylan have you at least never heard of him heard of jimi hendrix? no, is he like lil wayne, or willi.am? i hate my generation... lot
who you listenin to? le me, listening to bob dylan some bob dylan have you at least never heard of him heard of jimi hendrix? no, is he like lil wayne, or willi.am? i hate my generation... lot

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*when suddenly wild dumbass classmate appears *le me listening to music Hey what are you listening to? No, not even close. What kind of music do Um, Nirvana Isntthat screamo You listen to? music? Good music like rap and hip hop Oh I 1ike some of that stuff like Dr.Dre, Wu- tang clan, NWA, 213, and other stuff like thatdo you listen to any of them Who the hell are they? I listen to Little Wayne. The guys you were talking about get no radio time they must suck.
*when suddenly wild dumbass classmate appears *le me listening to music Hey what are you listening to? No, not even close. What kind of music do Um, Nirvana Isntthat screamo You listen to? music? Good music like rap and hip hop Oh I 1ike some of that stuff like Dr.Dre, Wu- tang clan, NWA, 213, and other stuff like thatdo you listen to any of them Who the hell are they? I listen to Little Wayne. The guys you were talking about get no radio time they must suck.

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*le me, just derping at work as per usual *a wild co-worker appears "yeah it's been going on for a while now.. . and actually it's because a man was shot down by police "did you know there's some riots going on in england? its because of some army protest" in a conf-" "nah i heard they just started because of the army"
*le me, just derping at work as per usual *a wild co-worker appears "yeah it's been going on for a while now.. . and actually it's because a man was shot down by police "did you know there's some riots going on in england? its because of some army protest" in a conf-" "nah i heard they just started because of the army"

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*stupid chick xle me and evan in class chillin like bosses teacher, are there alot of sunsets in roe? U GUYS ARE SUCH IDIOTS U DONT KNOW SUM COUNTRIES CANT AFFORD SUCH LUXIOURIES AS wOW, how stupid there is one sunset perday SUNSETS BLAH BLAH BLAH MY PERIOD BLOOD TASTE FUNNY fotoshop failure
*stupid chick xle me and evan in class chillin like bosses teacher, are there alot of sunsets in roe? U GUYS ARE SUCH IDIOTS U DONT KNOW SUM COUNTRIES CANT AFFORD SUCH LUXIOURIES AS wOW, how stupid there is one sunset perday SUNSETS BLAH BLAH BLAH MY PERIOD BLOOD TASTE FUNNY fotoshop failure

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*le me watching the golf channel Let's see what the USA golf team looks 1ike. Hey they're talking about the ryder cup. OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH O H. OH YouTube ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME WE ARE DOOMED
*le me watching the golf channel Let's see what the USA golf team looks 1ike. Hey they're talking about the ryder cup. OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH O H. OH YouTube ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME WE ARE DOOMED

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Well ma am we have different type of memory cards for different cameras do you know which one you need? Hi ma'am how may I help you? Hi uhh I was looking for a memory card No your the expert you tell1 me Ma'am I wouldn't know it unless I had your manuel for the camera HOW D0 YOU NOT KNOW IT!?! CALL YOUR MANAGER WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS What do you mean you wouldn' t know? This is the type of place where we kil morons 1ike you
Well ma am we have different type of memory cards for different cameras do you know which one you need? Hi ma'am how may I help you? Hi uhh I was looking for a memory card No your the expert you tell1 me Ma'am I wouldn't know it unless I had your manuel for the camera HOW D0 YOU NOT KNOW IT!?! CALL YOUR MANAGER WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS What do you mean you wouldn' t know? This is the type of place where we kil morons 1ike you

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Me, in line at Derp- Mart Oh hi how are you what are yo up to tonight I see you got cat food do you have cats my wife let me have cats but we have a dog she blah blah blah blah I always get thir when I go shopping blah blah school this time of year are you a student bi blah I see you're getting a pregnancy test is this good or bad do you want the kid I never know how to respond when people buy awkward stuff I guess try not to look but some bl Well, have a good night, good luck with everything, tell the guy to stay in our life that's his sponsibility hopefully Ze won't be a deadbeat and you will have to collect child suppor that's never good fd kis blah blah blah. have to you blah .. . 国企 Hi welcome to Derp-Mart I hope you're having a nice blah blah blah you aure have a lot of fruit blah blah what's this blah blah this is good detergent blah blah That wasn't even a pregnancy test.. .
Me, in line at Derp- Mart Oh hi how are you what are yo up to tonight I see you got cat food do you have cats my wife let me have cats but we have a dog she blah blah blah blah I always get thir when I go shopping blah blah school this time of year are you a student bi blah I see you're getting a pregnancy test is this good or bad do you want the kid I never know how to respond when people buy awkward stuff I guess try not to look but some bl Well, have a good night, good luck with everything, tell the guy to stay in our life that's his sponsibility hopefully Ze won't be a deadbeat and you will have to collect child suppor that's never good fd kis blah blah blah. have to you blah .. . 国企 Hi welcome to Derp-Mart I hope you're having a nice blah blah blah you aure have a lot of fruit blah blah what's this blah blah this is good detergent blah blah That wasn't even a pregnancy test.. .

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What's your favorite game console? That console was stupid It had s----- graphics and all those dumb kid games. Probably N64; so many memories. *le friend le me 0% 44% BULBACE CHARIZARD L50 OK HP HP 154/154
What's your favorite game console? That console was stupid It had s----- graphics and all those dumb kid games. Probably N64; so many memories. *le friend le me 0% 44% BULBACE CHARIZARD L50 OK HP HP 154/154

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hen suddenly blah blah this that blah blah... You know.I hate white people. *me talking with some people And why, exactly, is that? . . .What? Yeah. They're all racists That's why I hate them Because they' re all racists. You do realize that's racist too right? So you're going against what you just said. Yeah but I'm allowed to be racist because im black. So?
hen suddenly blah blah this that blah blah... You know.I hate white people. *me talking with some people And why, exactly, is that? . . .What? Yeah. They're all racists That's why I hate them Because they' re all racists. You do realize that's racist too right? So you're going against what you just said. Yeah but I'm allowed to be racist because im black. So?

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* giving swim lessons let's try underwater swimming me grown woman * 1 second later you... can't. its physically impossible *coughing* why is it so hard to what!? really? i didn't know that! breathe underwater? iS YOU ARE THE RESULT OF4 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTIONARY SUCCESS ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME F------ ACT LIKE IT
* giving swim lessons let's try underwater swimming me grown woman * 1 second later you... can't. its physically impossible *coughing* why is it so hard to what!? really? i didn't know that! breathe underwater? iS YOU ARE THE RESULT OF4 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTIONARY SUCCESS ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME F------ ACT LIKE IT

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