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"Oh s--- was it any good?" "Yeah man my sister bought dragon age 2" "Man you can be a rouge so it is a Wow ripoff" *Me looking at games in local store "True dat" *Two people also browsing the games "Have you two tried any ther RPG ever? like Baldurs gate or D&D" "D&D is for nerds and old games suck" "True dat" *Me overhearing what they said I will break you with a 20 sided die!
"Oh s--- was it any good?" "Yeah man my sister bought dragon age 2" "Man you can be a rouge so it is a Wow ripoff" *Me looking at games in local store "True dat" *Two people also browsing the games "Have you two tried any ther RPG ever? like Baldurs gate or D&D" "D&D is for nerds and old games suck" "True dat" *Me overhearing what they said I will break you with a 20 sided die!

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Reach downstairs in under 35 seconds (live on the 3rd floor, took stairs) yet friend no where to be found.. friend decides to pick me up, calls e is waiting downstairs(live on the 3rd rっ *I decide to wait in the lobby of the building till he actually arrives MiNUTes TWENTY MINUTES LATER *badly drawn car Dude come down right when I call you, I hate waiting
Reach downstairs in under 35 seconds (live on the 3rd floor, took stairs) yet friend no where to be found.. friend decides to pick me up, calls e is waiting downstairs(live on the 3rd rっ *I decide to wait in the lobby of the building till he actually arrives MiNUTes TWENTY MINUTES LATER *badly drawn car Dude come down right when I call you, I hate waiting

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Eating dinner with family older brother little sist younge brother *little sister So when is your friend coming back from Japan? Whatever, they both start with "H" *younger brother Actually he went to Jamaica... What?
Eating dinner with family older brother little sist younge brother *little sister So when is your friend coming back from Japan? Whatever, they both start with "H" *younger brother Actually he went to Jamaica... What?

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Me backpacking in the mountains with friends Wow, that thing sure is a beaut! friend *friend me *insanely witty pun* That's not a butte, that's a Umm. . .ok You' re kinda weird mountain! Derpette... Bitches, go back to 5th grade geography and appreciate how amazing my pun was
Me backpacking in the mountains with friends Wow, that thing sure is a beaut! friend *friend me *insanely witty pun* That's not a butte, that's a Umm. . .ok You' re kinda weird mountain! Derpette... Bitches, go back to 5th grade geography and appreciate how amazing my pun was

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*playing Pokemon like a boss, looking tirelessly for a rare pokemon Lv 12 male A wild DERPZEE appeared! Still not what Iwant... Lv 12 male *run away and keep looking 0 A wild DERPZEE appeared! Wait a sec.. . Same level.. same gender. . Go away dammit! IT'S THE SAME ONE LUGIA USEDAEROBLAST
*playing Pokemon like a boss, looking tirelessly for a rare pokemon Lv 12 male A wild DERPZEE appeared! Still not what Iwant... Lv 12 male *run away and keep looking 0 A wild DERPZEE appeared! Wait a sec.. . Same level.. same gender. . Go away dammit! IT'S THE SAME ONE LUGIA USEDAEROBLAST

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*Talking to my completely technologically illiterate 20- year old friend and looking at his laptop* What.. .what do you mean? That's the Dude. Seriously, internet why the hell are you still using Internet Explorer? What else would I use? *I try to explain the idea of a So I go through his computer, web browser to him, but he only delete Internet Explorer, follows me enough to say this:*install Chrome, and get rid of a bunch of completely useless icons on his Well.. .here. Take my lapto]p and update it. Get me the internet that the kids use (I swear, this is EXACTLY what he said) d desktop, put a link to Chrome up, then leave. A few hours later, I get a p----- off phone call from him Why did you delete my internet? I needed that! Hello? D.」What the F---, man You broke my computer! I went to use it and half oi my stuti is GONE!
*Talking to my completely technologically illiterate 20- year old friend and looking at his laptop* What.. .what do you mean? That's the Dude. Seriously, internet why the hell are you still using Internet Explorer? What else would I use? *I try to explain the idea of a So I go through his computer, web browser to him, but he only delete Internet Explorer, follows me enough to say this:*install Chrome, and get rid of a bunch of completely useless icons on his Well.. .here. Take my lapto]p and update it. Get me the internet that the kids use (I swear, this is EXACTLY what he said) d desktop, put a link to Chrome up, then leave. A few hours later, I get a p----- off phone call from him Why did you delete my internet? I needed that! Hello? D.」What the F---, man You broke my computer! I went to use it and half oi my stuti is GONE!

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Me, on my daily *Encounter a d r* errands 卜 Hold it open for the person Later on, behind me somebody "Thanks!" He opens the door as little as possible... And squeezes through it. 0 0 0 You will come back here to hold this door open, and you will like it
Me, on my daily *Encounter a d r* errands 卜 Hold it open for the person Later on, behind me somebody "Thanks!" He opens the door as little as possible... And squeezes through it. 0 0 0 You will come back here to hold this door open, and you will like it

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"Dude, you should stop playing that gay game and pick up a good game." *Acheivment w---- me working orn getting the last "Oh, my God! I've been *Supremely derpish friend working on I'm talking to this over Derpbox out of a game I'd been playing for ages acheivment for ages!" ve. "You always play th gayest games They' re all Japans "What the and filled with tentacles. You needtalking "Dude, just look at the last few games you've played. They're all So Hell are you "What do you mean?" about?!?" straight, fun games." gay. " *Game I was playing XBOX 380 XBOX 360 "Alright, o wise Swami o:f good games... Let me see what "Uh, good games for straight people? More variety than yours, that's for sure." "I don't see the "Look, dude, all I'm saying is you need to stop playing those gay ames games, and get someplay to have more variety in thethe last 6 games you play." problem. Only half of the last games I played are Japanese, and they' re all really good games! " I need to fun. What are games you played?" *Current game KBOX 3EC HALO RE A C H CALLPUTY "Wat?"
"Dude, you should stop playing that gay game and pick up a good game." *Acheivment w---- me working orn getting the last "Oh, my God! I've been *Supremely derpish friend working on I'm talking to this over Derpbox out of a game I'd been playing for ages acheivment for ages!" ve. "You always play th gayest games They' re all Japans "What the and filled with tentacles. You needtalking "Dude, just look at the last few games you've played. They're all So Hell are you "What do you mean?" about?!?" straight, fun games." gay. " *Game I was playing XBOX 380 XBOX 360 "Alright, o wise Swami o:f good games... Let me see what "Uh, good games for straight people? More variety than yours, that's for sure." "I don't see the "Look, dude, all I'm saying is you need to stop playing those gay ames games, and get someplay to have more variety in thethe last 6 games you play." problem. Only half of the last games I played are Japanese, and they' re all really good games! " I need to fun. What are games you played?" *Current game KBOX 3EC HALO RE A C H CALLPUTY "Wat?"

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Hi i'm derp from derpsville I have to ring a call centre to cancel my mobile phone contract as i get no signal at home L can oter you the same deal you have now but for half the monthly cost if you stay. 9 It would be nice but i don't get a signal at all so it' s useless i have to leave Please don't leave us nobody else can give you that deal. we can do better. It's not you it's me it just won't work out i'm sorry I have to go now. just happened What the hell "hangs up"
Hi i'm derp from derpsville I have to ring a call centre to cancel my mobile phone contract as i get no signal at home L can oter you the same deal you have now but for half the monthly cost if you stay. 9 It would be nice but i don't get a signal at all so it' s useless i have to leave Please don't leave us nobody else can give you that deal. we can do better. It's not you it's me it just won't work out i'm sorry I have to go now. just happened What the hell "hangs up"

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*a wild unprepared moron appears *me, getting ready to write a final exam "hey derpette, i didn't bring a pencil, can i borrow one?" let's do this s---" "sure thing, derp!" after the exam *during the exam "here's your pencil back" 7 *hack coughO "wheeze *snort *germ-covered pencil *sneeze people are disgusting
*a wild unprepared moron appears *me, getting ready to write a final exam "hey derpette, i didn't bring a pencil, can i borrow one?" let's do this s---" "sure thing, derp!" after the exam *during the exam "here's your pencil back" 7 *hack coughO "wheeze *snort *germ-covered pencil *sneeze people are disgusting

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*Incredibly overweight Can I take "Me, hanging with friends at local restaurant . our order? 'a man . *whenI overhear . *Server I'1l start with your 16 oz *Her actual words* s steak, and I'd like a side of mashed potatoes with that. I also want you r1.H "equalize everything out" large chicken salad dinner. I'm trying to eat healthy and the salad will 1+1-0? equalize everything out SALADS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY
*Incredibly overweight Can I take "Me, hanging with friends at local restaurant . our order? 'a man . *whenI overhear . *Server I'1l start with your 16 oz *Her actual words* s steak, and I'd like a side of mashed potatoes with that. I also want you r1.H "equalize everything out" large chicken salad dinner. I'm trying to eat healthy and the salad will 1+1-0? equalize everything out SALADS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

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lene blondeng before reddit... NO ME GUSTA and after reddit...
lene blondeng before reddit... NO ME GUSTA and after reddit...

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me looking things up on someone else's computer when a wild DVD is EVOLUTION IS STUPID va it explains v evolution is b------- and believing in science is like a fake religion. the world is only 6000 years old That' s the greatest thing I've seen all day Oh really? What about Dinosaurs? What about carborn dating? It proves things are millions of years old dinosaurs are dragons their actually only a few thousand years old carbon dating is a lie me and you have different amounts of carbon in our bodies. we're not the same age What about natural things that took millions of years like the carving of the Grand Canyon or the movement of tectonic plates noah' s flood 4000 years ago made the Grand Canyon. and don't get me started on tectonic plates!
me looking things up on someone else's computer when a wild DVD is EVOLUTION IS STUPID va it explains v evolution is b------- and believing in science is like a fake religion. the world is only 6000 years old That' s the greatest thing I've seen all day Oh really? What about Dinosaurs? What about carborn dating? It proves things are millions of years old dinosaurs are dragons their actually only a few thousand years old carbon dating is a lie me and you have different amounts of carbon in our bodies. we're not the same age What about natural things that took millions of years like the carving of the Grand Canyon or the movement of tectonic plates noah' s flood 4000 years ago made the Grand Canyon. and don't get me started on tectonic plates!

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*Le driving along in a 55 mph zone. . . ...when I pull behind some derp going 50 slowing my travel time significantly. then we pull into a ...and he speeds up to 58! 45 zone. 57 IF KARMA WORKS YOU WILL CRASH ANDDIE YOU BASTARD 0
*Le driving along in a 55 mph zone. . . ...when I pull behind some derp going 50 slowing my travel time significantly. then we pull into a ...and he speeds up to 58! 45 zone. 57 IF KARMA WORKS YOU WILL CRASH ANDDIE YOU BASTARD 0

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*me nervous to go to the gynocologist for my first exam Usually I just joke and talk with the doctor to make it feel less scary. . .this shouldnt be any different! at I meant to say.. . What I really said. . *actual words Thats funny gown is the style is paper t andinaudible mummblet this feels dress like prom night" BAD POKER FACE DR.HERP
*me nervous to go to the gynocologist for my first exam Usually I just joke and talk with the doctor to make it feel less scary. . .this shouldnt be any different! at I meant to say.. . What I really said. . *actual words Thats funny gown is the style is paper t andinaudible mummblet this feels dress like prom night" BAD POKER FACE DR.HERP

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me ohhh mannnn did vou hear what happened to Derpina??1 me catching up with my friend over lunch "she attempted to use her fake id at a club downtown" "argued with the bouncer when it was questioned" "was caught and subsequently handcuffed" "snatched her the id from a police officer's hand after it was confiscated and took ff in the opposite direction" "wriggled her 90-1b-girl arms out oi the cuiIs, took off her heels, and bolted yet again" "was caught (again), handcuffed, taken to jail for the night, and could be charged with a felony" *my response *my friend's response does this chick has f------ rocks for brains? I just like feel so bad for her. what has she ever done to deserve something like this??? what if she like has to miss jordan's party on saturday
me ohhh mannnn did vou hear what happened to Derpina??1 me catching up with my friend over lunch "she attempted to use her fake id at a club downtown" "argued with the bouncer when it was questioned" "was caught and subsequently handcuffed" "snatched her the id from a police officer's hand after it was confiscated and took ff in the opposite direction" "wriggled her 90-1b-girl arms out oi the cuiIs, took off her heels, and bolted yet again" "was caught (again), handcuffed, taken to jail for the night, and could be charged with a felony" *my response *my friend's response does this chick has f------ rocks for brains? I just like feel so bad for her. what has she ever done to deserve something like this??? what if she like has to miss jordan's party on saturday

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