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*Le 7th grade me when a wild dumbass classmate appears Are you daltonic? (it's what color blindness is commonly called in my country) Hey, Jacob! I don't think so Why, do you. . . What? How many fingers am I raising?
*Le 7th grade me when a wild dumbass classmate appears Are you daltonic? (it's what color blindness is commonly called in my country) Hey, Jacob! I don't think so Why, do you. . . What? How many fingers am I raising?

Harp Darp / Herp Derp

HERP ALL THE DERP!!!
HERP ALL THE DERP!!!

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when a wild customer appears! *the me, being a waitress like an average- salary employee *locked bathroom door lickclnckclick lic ckclick what i said: what i thought: uh, excuse me, could you open this door please? maybe someones f------ moron in there. oh. ok. ickclickc1i clickcli lickcli how i felt: I DON'T WANT TOLIVE ON THIS PLANETANYMORE
when a wild customer appears! *the me, being a waitress like an average- salary employee *locked bathroom door lickclnckclick lic ckclick what i said: what i thought: uh, excuse me, could you open this door please? maybe someones f------ moron in there. oh. ok. ickclickc1i clickcli lickcli how i felt: I DON'T WANT TOLIVE ON THIS PLANETANYMORE

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Her cup My cup Le me and my friend making hot chocolate. Oh my god! thats like.... really unhealthy! You made so much more h○t choc late than I did! But.. . . I just used more water than you did. .. . We both added one packet of chocolate mix, I don't see how mine is unhealthier Yeah but in adding more water, you increased the amount of hot chocolate you're drinking. It's actualIy much worse for you.
Her cup My cup Le me and my friend making hot chocolate. Oh my god! thats like.... really unhealthy! You made so much more h○t choc late than I did! But.. . . I just used more water than you did. .. . We both added one packet of chocolate mix, I don't see how mine is unhealthier Yeah but in adding more water, you increased the amount of hot chocolate you're drinking. It's actualIy much worse for you.

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*paying for gas at local small town gas station* Aw s--- a spider! Got 'em. . . *gas station manager Now boy, what is confused* in de hell are you scared uh spiders for!? We had worse things back in my day! le Like what? N------!!! r9 I can't believe I live in the same are these f----!! POKER FACE
*paying for gas at local small town gas station* Aw s--- a spider! Got 'em. . . *gas station manager Now boy, what is confused* in de hell are you scared uh spiders for!? We had worse things back in my day! le Like what? N------!!! r9 I can't believe I live in the same are these f----!! POKER FACE

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*This is me, a 15 year old atheist mexican. Never have met a creationist before. *Suddenly, a wild ethics teacher appears! Alumni, do you think God exists? *dumbass #1 Hey I heard Derp's an atheist! I've never heard an atheist talk about god! *whole class gets up and says "of course!" *engage atheist philosophy mod, level 19 *dumbass #1 strikes again Do atheists believe in Satan? That's an unanswerable question. For me he doesn't, for you it does. We shouldn't stress ourselves about that until we die No, we believe in nothing. *dumbass #2 Evolution is b-------, God made everyone xultimate dumbass Evolution is wrong, 'cuz I've never seen a monkey turn human Not even the pope is creationist anymore. . . And that's why I firebombed the city, Judge.
*This is me, a 15 year old atheist mexican. Never have met a creationist before. *Suddenly, a wild ethics teacher appears! Alumni, do you think God exists? *dumbass #1 Hey I heard Derp's an atheist! I've never heard an atheist talk about god! *whole class gets up and says "of course!" *engage atheist philosophy mod, level 19 *dumbass #1 strikes again Do atheists believe in Satan? That's an unanswerable question. For me he doesn't, for you it does. We shouldn't stress ourselves about that until we die No, we believe in nothing. *dumbass #2 Evolution is b-------, God made everyone xultimate dumbass Evolution is wrong, 'cuz I've never seen a monkey turn human Not even the pope is creationist anymore. . . And that's why I firebombed the city, Judge.

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me, working at le derping donuts. like a shift leader suddenly a seemingly healthy man walks in saying. . . "i'm gonna have a seizure. call 911 holy flying spaghetti monster! i'm not trying to watch a man die today so i approach him calmly, ready to take action when he has an additional request. . "Can i get a bacon egg and cheesee wrap "Wait, you know the police are coming, right?" "Yeah, you think you could make that before they get here?" He proceeds to walk right out of the store eating his wrap straight into the back of the ambulence
me, working at le derping donuts. like a shift leader suddenly a seemingly healthy man walks in saying. . . "i'm gonna have a seizure. call 911 holy flying spaghetti monster! i'm not trying to watch a man die today so i approach him calmly, ready to take action when he has an additional request. . "Can i get a bacon egg and cheesee wrap "Wait, you know the police are coming, right?" "Yeah, you think you could make that before they get here?" He proceeds to walk right out of the store eating his wrap straight into the back of the ambulence

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me and my idiot brother he has a BB gun heheh, i'm gonna shoot you he actually shoots at me i got scared so i ran behind a tree the BB hits me in the face.. Daddy! Mommy! I was hiding behind the big tree and alex THAT SAME EVENIN as really far away ad he shot me in the face with the BB gun! MY MOM'S REACTION MY DAD'S REACTION Alex you are in so much trouble, you can't see your friends, no more gamecube, no more nternet NOT BAD
me and my idiot brother he has a BB gun heheh, i'm gonna shoot you he actually shoots at me i got scared so i ran behind a tree the BB hits me in the face.. Daddy! Mommy! I was hiding behind the big tree and alex THAT SAME EVENIN as really far away ad he shot me in the face with the BB gun! MY MOM'S REACTION MY DAD'S REACTION Alex you are in so much trouble, you can't see your friends, no more gamecube, no more nternet NOT BAD

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A wild customer appears... Me and the boss working at Derphouse Music in '98 Titanic was just released on home video Where's the Titanic at? Le troll boss. *me Standee right in front of us that reads: TITANIC NOW ON VHS!! It's at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean! 懶懶 TITANIC TITANIC TITANIC TITANIC LOLW and not a f--- was given that day GE by me or my boss
A wild customer appears... Me and the boss working at Derphouse Music in '98 Titanic was just released on home video Where's the Titanic at? Le troll boss. *me Standee right in front of us that reads: TITANIC NOW ON VHS!! It's at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean! 懶懶 TITANIC TITANIC TITANIC TITANIC LOLW and not a f--- was given that day GE by me or my boss

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4th time this has happened le me buying aich hol for friends Hey so you owe me 20 bucks for this Oh I actually don't have any money. I'11 pay you back at some point bag oI alcohol Also you owe me 5 bucks for chasers. I also don't like when people owe me money so if you could pay me now that would be great ...I also need a ride I WILL DESTROYYOU UNTIL EVERY LAST DROP OF CHEAPNESS HAS RUN DRY FROM YOUR LIFELESS BODY
4th time this has happened le me buying aich hol for friends Hey so you owe me 20 bucks for this Oh I actually don't have any money. I'11 pay you back at some point bag oI alcohol Also you owe me 5 bucks for chasers. I also don't like when people owe me money so if you could pay me now that would be great ...I also need a ride I WILL DESTROYYOU UNTIL EVERY LAST DROP OF CHEAPNESS HAS RUN DRY FROM YOUR LIFELESS BODY

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*me, stocking shelves at my supermarket job 2 A wild retarded bagger appears! Just some place that does tatt〇os 0 5 Dude, I'm getting a tattoo next month Where? Figures.I meant where on your body'? 2 A really big one on my back. It's gonna say. . 5 "The Only Fear We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself" -Ronald Reagan
*me, stocking shelves at my supermarket job 2 A wild retarded bagger appears! Just some place that does tatt〇os 0 5 Dude, I'm getting a tattoo next month Where? Figures.I meant where on your body'? 2 A really big one on my back. It's gonna say. . 5 "The Only Fear We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself" -Ronald Reagan

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TF2: Defence: Stays within friendly lines, defends important stuff. Frontlines: Killing enemy team, slowing flow of enemies to help defence Behind-Enemy-Lines: Slows flow of enemies for Frontlines. Also screws with enemy defence. COD: Frontlines F------ everyone. Seriously, every single f------ person is in the frontlines creating a clusterfuck. Even the sniper rifle, ultimate in long range attack, is a f------ close range weapon in the hands of CoD players.
TF2: Defence: Stays within friendly lines, defends important stuff. Frontlines: Killing enemy team, slowing flow of enemies to help defence Behind-Enemy-Lines: Slows flow of enemies for Frontlines. Also screws with enemy defence. COD: Frontlines F------ everyone. Seriously, every single f------ person is in the frontlines creating a clusterfuck. Even the sniper rifle, ultimate in long range attack, is a f------ close range weapon in the hands of CoD players.

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difference tf2 cod team fortress 2 call of duty defence frontlines behind-enemy-lines truth

Le me, Driving to myY |Before hittingr Girls place to get so a Curve stuff I see a cop parked on The side of the road I eventually get to My girls place, AP ere I grab myu As soon as I get back On the road, a wild And a bit of sexy time Speed racer appears Seeing he won t be able to pass me Because we're on a single lane road. .. He gets 1 inch from my ass and beeps each time I slow down 1 inch B We get close to a familiar curve and I Start slowing down to fill is rage meter up This guy is asking for it CHALLENGE ACCEPTED The road then turns into a And just as planned the 2 lane and he passes me ike a rocket cop that was there earlier goes after the culprit! EVERYTHING WENT XPECTED
Le me, Driving to myY |Before hittingr Girls place to get so a Curve stuff I see a cop parked on The side of the road I eventually get to My girls place, AP ere I grab myu As soon as I get back On the road, a wild And a bit of sexy time Speed racer appears Seeing he won t be able to pass me Because we're on a single lane road. .. He gets 1 inch from my ass and beeps each time I slow down 1 inch B We get close to a familiar curve and I Start slowing down to fill is rage meter up This guy is asking for it CHALLENGE ACCEPTED The road then turns into a And just as planned the 2 lane and he passes me ike a rocket cop that was there earlier goes after the culprit! EVERYTHING WENT XPECTED

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INSIDE OUTSIDE AT DRIVE-THROUGH Le Me, wearing poorly drawn headset and making sandwiches at part-time summer job at Derpy s *Le Custom *Le Manager *Le Drive-through cashier "Welcome to Derpy's, can I take your order?" "Gimme a minute." A FEW MiNUTES LATER "... Which salad has the fewest calories?" AFTER MUCH SEARCHING "It's the berry salad." "Okay, I'11 take that, a large Iry and two large frosties." "Should I pull around now?" Bitch, that's not how salads work, now you best pull around so we can take the next six customers your slow ass put in a line
INSIDE OUTSIDE AT DRIVE-THROUGH Le Me, wearing poorly drawn headset and making sandwiches at part-time summer job at Derpy s *Le Custom *Le Manager *Le Drive-through cashier "Welcome to Derpy's, can I take your order?" "Gimme a minute." A FEW MiNUTES LATER "... Which salad has the fewest calories?" AFTER MUCH SEARCHING "It's the berry salad." "Okay, I'11 take that, a large Iry and two large frosties." "Should I pull around now?" Bitch, that's not how salads work, now you best pull around so we can take the next six customers your slow ass put in a line

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me, working. suddenly, a phonecall hey, can i get your address and fax number? sure can, 420 herpderp ave and fax is 9092224200 can you repeat that? i didnt have a pen and paper ready
me, working. suddenly, a phonecall hey, can i get your address and fax number? sure can, 420 herpderp ave and fax is 9092224200 can you repeat that? i didnt have a pen and paper ready

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As I've observed from many rage comics, people don't like long comics. Therefore, I've adjusted accordingly for those people to save them time. *idiot says/does stupid thing* doing something* *explains something* *further stupiditiy*
As I've observed from many rage comics, people don't like long comics. Therefore, I've adjusted accordingly for those people to save them time. *idiot says/does stupid thing* doing something* *explains something* *further stupiditiy*

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