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press random keys to test tuning me looking to buy a new piano at the store like a boss. *over hearing workers in the store *worker 1 -dude this guy is awful, he would be wasting money buying one of these Yeah seriously, i hate when people who cant play music come in and just mess up the instruments- *worker 2 Bitch I've played since I was 4 years old and I could out play your ass anytime on ANY day! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED *starts rippin on the piano like a badass Thats what I thought *workers in shock F--- HEA
press random keys to test tuning me looking to buy a new piano at the store like a boss. *over hearing workers in the store *worker 1 -dude this guy is awful, he would be wasting money buying one of these Yeah seriously, i hate when people who cant play music come in and just mess up the instruments- *worker 2 Bitch I've played since I was 4 years old and I could out play your ass anytime on ANY day! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED *starts rippin on the piano like a badass Thats what I thought *workers in shock F--- HEA

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having a conversation while walking back to car Dude, you just gotta find a girlfriend that you can bang *derp That's not reall my goal in a relationship though. . . *le me What are you talking about? Aren't you a man? BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE I could have derpina set you up with one of her friends if you'd like SECONDS LATER I'm not really into that, if I'm gonna be dating its because I like her and not because We Were set up It's not like that, it's just like, you trichk the girl into going out with you
having a conversation while walking back to car Dude, you just gotta find a girlfriend that you can bang *derp That's not reall my goal in a relationship though. . . *le me What are you talking about? Aren't you a man? BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE I could have derpina set you up with one of her friends if you'd like SECONDS LATER I'm not really into that, if I'm gonna be dating its because I like her and not because We Were set up It's not like that, it's just like, you trichk the girl into going out with you

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Pregnant First night woman comes working security at |labor, the an ER HAHP ME! in while in head clearly visible Charge Nurse: THE It could be false lab r . need you to fill these out. please wait over there. . . MAN? SE
Pregnant First night woman comes working security at |labor, the an ER HAHP ME! in while in head clearly visible Charge Nurse: THE It could be false lab r . need you to fill these out. please wait over there. . . MAN? SE

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*me derpin at work Did you hear about norway? *coworker oh yeah bad but that anf O had a heroin derp bl as Did you hear amy winehouse died? Did you hear the lockout ended? the government one.. . Nah dude the NFL. Is the government locked out? how did that happen? did they lose the key? HAHAHAHAH I WILL KILL YOU
*me derpin at work Did you hear about norway? *coworker oh yeah bad but that anf O had a heroin derp bl as Did you hear amy winehouse died? Did you hear the lockout ended? the government one.. . Nah dude the NFL. Is the government locked out? how did that happen? did they lose the key? HAHAHAHAH I WILL KILL YOU

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*At 3 AM reddi Hmm guess i'm gonna go to sleep. *laying down on bed *Le picks the iphone and starts browsing reddit... 0 PLEASE INTERNET LET ME SLEEP!
*At 3 AM reddi Hmm guess i'm gonna go to sleep. *laying down on bed *Le picks the iphone and starts browsing reddit... 0 PLEASE INTERNET LET ME SLEEP!

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This random guy takes his hand and grabs some potatoes from my *Me in line plate... at brunch with delicious country potatoes on my plate waiting for my eggs.. . and shoves them in his mouth! He then asks me, "Why did you get they are gross!" "Hey what the f---." then I walk off and set out to get more delicious potatoes.... ractically throw the potatoes into his plate...
This random guy takes his hand and grabs some potatoes from my *Me in line plate... at brunch with delicious country potatoes on my plate waiting for my eggs.. . and shoves them in his mouth! He then asks me, "Why did you get they are gross!" "Hey what the f---." then I walk off and set out to get more delicious potatoes.... ractically throw the potatoes into his plate...

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I have to pee! MEN Guess I will have to use the stall. *My rather long urination continues as the other guys leave* A FEW MOMENTS LATER *random new derp enters the bathroom and sees me and my poorly drawn legs peeing in the stall* He thinks I have a small penis! I guess I have to show him my penis
I have to pee! MEN Guess I will have to use the stall. *My rather long urination continues as the other guys leave* A FEW MOMENTS LATER *random new derp enters the bathroom and sees me and my poorly drawn legs peeing in the stall* He thinks I have a small penis! I guess I have to show him my penis

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Me cleaning Mcderps like a boss, we are closed for renovations, construction stuff 1s everywhere. In walks a Random customer We're closed for Walks past multiple signs saying CLOSED renovations Uhm. . . . where do i order ? continues to walk up to Umm. . . counter to order. can someone come take my order? OK thanks My Manager who is also cleaning, but behind the count . . . .ok, so i can' get a big mac? Sir, we are renovations, we are not serving food, please go to a different location. ok then are you serious? Turns around and leaves the restaraunt.
Me cleaning Mcderps like a boss, we are closed for renovations, construction stuff 1s everywhere. In walks a Random customer We're closed for Walks past multiple signs saying CLOSED renovations Uhm. . . . where do i order ? continues to walk up to Umm. . . counter to order. can someone come take my order? OK thanks My Manager who is also cleaning, but behind the count . . . .ok, so i can' get a big mac? Sir, we are renovations, we are not serving food, please go to a different location. ok then are you serious? Turns around and leaves the restaraunt.

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6:56, last customer leaves. me, working retail. time: 6:55, store closes at 7 but manager insists we let anyone in if they want to come in yay quittin time 6:57 Wait.. in the distance... is that..? 6:57 6:58 Are you open? yes
6:56, last customer leaves. me, working retail. time: 6:55, store closes at 7 but manager insists we let anyone in if they want to come in yay quittin time 6:57 Wait.. in the distance... is that..? 6:57 6:58 Are you open? yes

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*4th grade *fight ensues Oh yeah? Well screw you! You're a loser! hey that was a pretty awesome punch you threw yeah, you got me good too! *later, in nurse's office Best friends!
*4th grade *fight ensues Oh yeah? Well screw you! You're a loser! hey that was a pretty awesome punch you threw yeah, you got me good too! *later, in nurse's office Best friends!

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when a wild customer appears! le me, working at a college book store doing textbook buybacks COLLEGE Hey bro how much can you give me for this book? COLLEGE Hmm lets 80 dollars. can give you 60 dollars I'm sorry sir but the price is set, we COLLEGE 70 dollars. cannot negotiate.
when a wild customer appears! le me, working at a college book store doing textbook buybacks COLLEGE Hey bro how much can you give me for this book? COLLEGE Hmm lets 80 dollars. can give you 60 dollars I'm sorry sir but the price is set, we COLLEGE 70 dollars. cannot negotiate.

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Meow? And that's m cat, he mainly stays outdoors except for at night. . . At my friend's Dude, what reeks? Oh s---, it's your cat! 9 Bathe that thing NOW. No, see, 'cause I read that cats give themseleves baths by licking their fur. THAT ANIMAL NEEDS A CHEMICAL BATH
Meow? And that's m cat, he mainly stays outdoors except for at night. . . At my friend's Dude, what reeks? Oh s---, it's your cat! 9 Bathe that thing NOW. No, see, 'cause I read that cats give themseleves baths by licking their fur. THAT ANIMAL NEEDS A CHEMICAL BATH

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Me at the movies waiting for movie to start trailers are on Trailers come.on and sea the people in front of me put on their 3D glasses That movie was not 3D enough, not watching it. That was a 2D trailer 9 That movie is going to totally suck I HOPE HE CANT BREED IN THE FUTURE
Me at the movies waiting for movie to start trailers are on Trailers come.on and sea the people in front of me put on their 3D glasses That movie was not 3D enough, not watching it. That was a 2D trailer 9 That movie is going to totally suck I HOPE HE CANT BREED IN THE FUTURE

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WORK STUFF NO, REALLY, I DONT BROWSE REDDIT WHILE WORKING. . . MY BOSS COULD BE READING THIS suddently a wild inbound call appears list Of issues the customer reports: crashes while playing sims overheats text is upside down mechanical noises ac-adapter caught fire yes, hello, i need help to fix my computer okay, sir, what prob lems are you experiencing? me thinking: “f---, f---, f---, f--- this will take forever to troubleshoot'" okay, sir, let's have a look at it What model do you have? im very sorry, sir, but o this is dell support. we don't provice technichal support for hp systems i think it's a pavillion. please send out a technichian oh right, i guess that makes sense well, have a nice day then you too, sir. bye bye...
WORK STUFF NO, REALLY, I DONT BROWSE REDDIT WHILE WORKING. . . MY BOSS COULD BE READING THIS suddently a wild inbound call appears list Of issues the customer reports: crashes while playing sims overheats text is upside down mechanical noises ac-adapter caught fire yes, hello, i need help to fix my computer okay, sir, what prob lems are you experiencing? me thinking: “f---, f---, f---, f--- this will take forever to troubleshoot'" okay, sir, let's have a look at it What model do you have? im very sorry, sir, but o this is dell support. we don't provice technichal support for hp systems i think it's a pavillion. please send out a technichian oh right, i guess that makes sense well, have a nice day then you too, sir. bye bye...

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"Browsing Reddit Sup bro! What are you doing? What's this? Click on it !! Click on that one .. yeah over there!! Loool so funny! By the way, did you hear Wait.. I will show you login to facebook.. about the new herp? just need to
"Browsing Reddit Sup bro! What are you doing? What's this? Click on it !! Click on that one .. yeah over there!! Loool so funny! By the way, did you hear Wait.. I will show you login to facebook.. about the new herp? just need to

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*le me teaching my band class* "Is my student pleasuring himself with his trumpet?" AP FAP "Derp, can you go to the office please?" He is "What the f--- did I do? I'm gonna tell my parents about this and this to this t and t what when tell assw some here ass ver work in cant do are rich can do cant Ll come down your NO ME GUSTA FO
*le me teaching my band class* "Is my student pleasuring himself with his trumpet?" AP FAP "Derp, can you go to the office please?" He is "What the f--- did I do? I'm gonna tell my parents about this and this to this t and t what when tell assw some here ass ver work in cant do are rich can do cant Ll come down your NO ME GUSTA FO

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