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Le me derping around at work getting ready to go spray some weeds with a backpack sprayer *Putting on backpack sprayer to go spray some weeds like a boss. How i look How i feel
Le me derping around at work getting ready to go spray some weeds with a backpack sprayer *Putting on backpack sprayer to go spray some weeds like a boss. How i look How i feel

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"Man I love Harry Potter but I *le me and my friend derp talking about Harry Potter. haven't gotten around to watching LW the movie." le me le derp "You didn't go to the midnight showing?" "No, I was busy and didn't have enough time. I had tickets and everything. So I ended up giving it to my niece who really wanted to see it." "Ha then you're not a die hard fan like me, I went there dressed as Harry Potter, all I did was wear a black snuggie and made a scar with a pe Man I ' m such a nerd, you' re just a wanna-be." "But I had to help move my friend out of his appartment last minute because he couldn't afford movers. I even read the last 3 books in under a week." "Ha, you must of wasted a lot of times reading the books. I never read one. The movies are so good though. I'm a gryffindor all the way dude. Every other hous is stupid and pointless. They don't even play a big part in the series." YOU ARE NOT A FAN YOU ARE A MAINSTREAM FOLLOWING FOOL WHO WANTS TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. YOU WARLOCK WANNA BE DOUCHEBAG
"Man I love Harry Potter but I *le me and my friend derp talking about Harry Potter. haven't gotten around to watching LW the movie." le me le derp "You didn't go to the midnight showing?" "No, I was busy and didn't have enough time. I had tickets and everything. So I ended up giving it to my niece who really wanted to see it." "Ha then you're not a die hard fan like me, I went there dressed as Harry Potter, all I did was wear a black snuggie and made a scar with a pe Man I ' m such a nerd, you' re just a wanna-be." "But I had to help move my friend out of his appartment last minute because he couldn't afford movers. I even read the last 3 books in under a week." "Ha, you must of wasted a lot of times reading the books. I never read one. The movies are so good though. I'm a gryffindor all the way dude. Every other hous is stupid and pointless. They don't even play a big part in the series." YOU ARE NOT A FAN YOU ARE A MAINSTREAM FOLLOWING FOOL WHO WANTS TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. YOU WARLOCK WANNA BE DOUCHEBAG

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Why? You're a Christian right, Derp? *Me After some research, I found out there are about 10 figures that pre-date Christ who share his exact traits. Virgin birth, crucified, teacher, etc. Na, not anymore. Ah, but that's the old testemant when... Also I don't condone slavery, stoning, against homosexuality, etc... Christian's pick and choose what they feel is right, literal, and methaphorical. Not very logical to me. But faith isn't logical. . . Yes, but the expiriences I've had.. . I realized that the onl reason I have "faith" is because of the fear of hell. We all have expiriences; Hindus, Muslims, Satanists, those African tribes, etc. Christianity is a fear based religion But... Are you an Atheist? If I was born somewhere else I would believe a different religion. Not rational... No brah. You see... I just don't know and I'm not afraid to admit it. Let's all try to figure it out instead of playing follow the leader. If you don't believe in God then why don't you just kill people?
Why? You're a Christian right, Derp? *Me After some research, I found out there are about 10 figures that pre-date Christ who share his exact traits. Virgin birth, crucified, teacher, etc. Na, not anymore. Ah, but that's the old testemant when... Also I don't condone slavery, stoning, against homosexuality, etc... Christian's pick and choose what they feel is right, literal, and methaphorical. Not very logical to me. But faith isn't logical. . . Yes, but the expiriences I've had.. . I realized that the onl reason I have "faith" is because of the fear of hell. We all have expiriences; Hindus, Muslims, Satanists, those African tribes, etc. Christianity is a fear based religion But... Are you an Atheist? If I was born somewhere else I would believe a different religion. Not rational... No brah. You see... I just don't know and I'm not afraid to admit it. Let's all try to figure it out instead of playing follow the leader. If you don't believe in God then why don't you just kill people?

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*texting my friend Dafuq is "HTF"? so yeah herpina was being a total bitch hahaha lolololololol dude HTF!!! oh you know, hold the fone actual words you do know that phone starts with a "p-h" right? Besides man, my mom even said it starts with an "fand shes a veterinariarn B------- dude have officially lost all hope for humanity
*texting my friend Dafuq is "HTF"? so yeah herpina was being a total bitch hahaha lolololololol dude HTF!!! oh you know, hold the fone actual words you do know that phone starts with a "p-h" right? Besides man, my mom even said it starts with an "fand shes a veterinariarn B------- dude have officially lost all hope for humanity

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Tie right shoe. Tie left shoe Stand up to leave just wearing boxers
Tie right shoe. Tie left shoe Stand up to leave just wearing boxers

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The other night I was at a party for a friend of mine. She mentioned that she doesn't drink punch. Finding this a bit odd, I asked why. *friend I'm allergic to red dye. I found out when I drank a gallon of punch at my last party and threw up
The other night I was at a party for a friend of mine. She mentioned that she doesn't drink punch. Finding this a bit odd, I asked why. *friend I'm allergic to red dye. I found out when I drank a gallon of punch at my last party and threw up

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Time: 930a Open at 10am Me: derping at HerpT&T before we opening the store Genius Customer Yanking on Door Le yank Me: Seriously? Look at the store h urs Time: 940a Up walks Another Customer While the First is stil1 standingLe yank there. Genius 2 is pressing his face against window while pointing at me 955a Low and Behold ANOTHER customer appraoches the do r and yanks with both hands. Meanwhile I am trying to ignore them and get the store ready /小 /小 Le yank He then steps back and one oI the other two guys proceeds to take another stab at opening the door as if it were magically unlocked in that very brief 25 milliseconds 10am Go and open the door for the intelligent people that are sitting outside All 3 come in and ask why the door was locked. CUSTOMER! /小 read the sign on the d or?!
Time: 930a Open at 10am Me: derping at HerpT&T before we opening the store Genius Customer Yanking on Door Le yank Me: Seriously? Look at the store h urs Time: 940a Up walks Another Customer While the First is stil1 standingLe yank there. Genius 2 is pressing his face against window while pointing at me 955a Low and Behold ANOTHER customer appraoches the do r and yanks with both hands. Meanwhile I am trying to ignore them and get the store ready /小 /小 Le yank He then steps back and one oI the other two guys proceeds to take another stab at opening the door as if it were magically unlocked in that very brief 25 milliseconds 10am Go and open the door for the intelligent people that are sitting outside All 3 come in and ask why the door was locked. CUSTOMER! /小 read the sign on the d or?!

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Walking out of a lunch buildingWhen I hear one say... at work and see a group of girls "You should get a uglier at a table.. . boyfriend so you are treated nicely." I have a chance!!
Walking out of a lunch buildingWhen I hear one say... at work and see a group of girls "You should get a uglier at a table.. . boyfriend so you are treated nicely." I have a chance!!

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a retarded floormate appears. . . me, about to eat some del1cious shreddies NEW Diamond Shreddies bro, you gotta get diamond shreddies. the texture is way better 10% whole Gnin de ble entier 20 haha you know they're the same thing, right? they're square be the the same shape same shape? diamond shreddies is just the greatest ad campaign ever no way bro! how can a diamond and a you're in engineering i thought you were supposedCES) to be smart! dude. what shape do you get when you rotate a diamond shreddie 45 degrees? you still get a diamond! god you're retarded. rotating something doesn't change its shape.
a retarded floormate appears. . . me, about to eat some del1cious shreddies NEW Diamond Shreddies bro, you gotta get diamond shreddies. the texture is way better 10% whole Gnin de ble entier 20 haha you know they're the same thing, right? they're square be the the same shape same shape? diamond shreddies is just the greatest ad campaign ever no way bro! how can a diamond and a you're in engineering i thought you were supposedCES) to be smart! dude. what shape do you get when you rotate a diamond shreddie 45 degrees? you still get a diamond! god you're retarded. rotating something doesn't change its shape.

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I finally ordered my new computer, things were starting to look up! A FEW yes MOMENTS LATER IN HEAVE ME Destroy all he holds dear. My lord, we just received word that Derp McDerple is finally happy and content My favorite Thermos breaks THE NEXT DAY ME My Dad loses his job: My trip with my friends is canceled There s nothing I can do for us Son. Sorry bro, things come up. You know how it is. DAD Friend ME ME After work, I notice someone hit my car with their door and left a huge dent: ME ACTUALLY. ITS NOT OOOKAY I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are old or disabled, I can tell you, I do not care. I don't have money to fix this. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you had left a note on my car, that would have been the end of it. I would not look for you, I would not pursue you. But since you didn't, I will look for you,I will find you, and I will kill you The next day at work, I overheard this: So I totally slammed into this guy's door yesterday in the parking lot, and then parked somewhere else It was a s----- silver car, so i'n sure they won't notice Lol, nice bro 回回 Coworker 2: Coworker 1 ME You don 't remeber me do you? I drive that s----- silver car...and noW you ' re going to pay *blank stare* ME Coworker 1: Coworker 1: ME
I finally ordered my new computer, things were starting to look up! A FEW yes MOMENTS LATER IN HEAVE ME Destroy all he holds dear. My lord, we just received word that Derp McDerple is finally happy and content My favorite Thermos breaks THE NEXT DAY ME My Dad loses his job: My trip with my friends is canceled There s nothing I can do for us Son. Sorry bro, things come up. You know how it is. DAD Friend ME ME After work, I notice someone hit my car with their door and left a huge dent: ME ACTUALLY. ITS NOT OOOKAY I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are old or disabled, I can tell you, I do not care. I don't have money to fix this. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you had left a note on my car, that would have been the end of it. I would not look for you, I would not pursue you. But since you didn't, I will look for you,I will find you, and I will kill you The next day at work, I overheard this: So I totally slammed into this guy's door yesterday in the parking lot, and then parked somewhere else It was a s----- silver car, so i'n sure they won't notice Lol, nice bro 回回 Coworker 2: Coworker 1 ME You don 't remeber me do you? I drive that s----- silver car...and noW you ' re going to pay *blank stare* ME Coworker 1: Coworker 1: ME

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At last've bought my beloved white converse after a long time without having ones Hanging out with my friends like a baus using my new white converse. suddenly, le wild high school acquaintance appears roceeds to hug me Diherpington ! Long time without seeing you! How are you? This is what's really happening WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? My beautiful and white converse was being attacked by this basterd's filthy shoe
At last've bought my beloved white converse after a long time without having ones Hanging out with my friends like a baus using my new white converse. suddenly, le wild high school acquaintance appears roceeds to hug me Diherpington ! Long time without seeing you! How are you? This is what's really happening WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? My beautiful and white converse was being attacked by this basterd's filthy shoe

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me my friend w--... Why are you using internet expllorer?? DELL nternet explorer sucks is an attempt at monopoly and is a virus magnet. Use firefox dude! o dude,only retards use firefox ad told me that the people who de it hate windows, and send iruses to derp derp. . . every irus you get is irefoxs fault erp derp erp ulls up dozens of websites with CHALLENGE ACCEPTED nnsleing the haitng broxsai nsulting the s----- browser ncluding the encyclopedia-dramat- ca definition of Internet Explorer driving in the point "They must all be retarded."
me my friend w--... Why are you using internet expllorer?? DELL nternet explorer sucks is an attempt at monopoly and is a virus magnet. Use firefox dude! o dude,only retards use firefox ad told me that the people who de it hate windows, and send iruses to derp derp. . . every irus you get is irefoxs fault erp derp erp ulls up dozens of websites with CHALLENGE ACCEPTED nnsleing the haitng broxsai nsulting the s----- browser ncluding the encyclopedia-dramat- ca definition of Internet Explorer driving in the point "They must all be retarded."

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"Wow it's so sunny today.'" *le neighbor le me "Sure is" *le Asian roommate "Do Asian people squint under the sunlight?"
"Wow it's so sunny today.'" *le neighbor le me "Sure is" *le Asian roommate "Do Asian people squint under the sunlight?"

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Herp I want you Me starting a new office job. Boss starts to file papers training me *this* way, got that? Following my training, I file some papers the same way I've been doing it for months. TWO MONTHS LATER (This job has so far been a terrible experience) Boss Approaches-> Herp we need to talk. Someone's been telling me, and I noticed too, that the filing isn't being done right. Why is this? What's the problem? YOU TRAINED ME TO DO IT THAT WAY, BITCH
Herp I want you Me starting a new office job. Boss starts to file papers training me *this* way, got that? Following my training, I file some papers the same way I've been doing it for months. TWO MONTHS LATER (This job has so far been a terrible experience) Boss Approaches-> Herp we need to talk. Someone's been telling me, and I noticed too, that the filing isn't being done right. Why is this? What's the problem? YOU TRAINED ME TO DO IT THAT WAY, BITCH

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Sketchin' out comic pages by myself, LIKE A BOSS Holy shitnuggets! I've been drawing for 5 hours Time for a break before inking and coloring. Deep in concentration Le wild douchebag appears! ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME PROTIP: Normally someone with a deak job who f---- around at work all day You need to get a job. All you do is sit around all day M------------, I just spent 5 hours exhausting my brain drawing for my website. I'm not even done yet. Must bee nice to have nothing better to do but sit there doodling all day. WHY THE F--- DOES EVERYBODY THINK I'M F------ DOODLING?!
Sketchin' out comic pages by myself, LIKE A BOSS Holy shitnuggets! I've been drawing for 5 hours Time for a break before inking and coloring. Deep in concentration Le wild douchebag appears! ARE YOU F------ KIDDING ME PROTIP: Normally someone with a deak job who f---- around at work all day You need to get a job. All you do is sit around all day M------------, I just spent 5 hours exhausting my brain drawing for my website. I'm not even done yet. Must bee nice to have nothing better to do but sit there doodling all day. WHY THE F--- DOES EVERYBODY THINK I'M F------ DOODLING?!

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