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I have no idea what's going on. f UpBeat He-Man Until next time imposter.

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Never hold in a fart. Eventually it will travel up to your brain and that's where bad ideas come from. UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

Never hold in a fart. Eventually it will travel up to your brain and that's where bad ideas come from. UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

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Uncircumcised men don't need to wear protection. Just tie the end off like a balloon and have at it. UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

Uncircumcised men don't need to wear protection. Just tie the end off like a balloon and have at it. UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks Masturbating is linked to positive physical and mental health. So next time you're told to f--- off it's because they care. UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks Masturbating is linked to positive physical and mental health. So next time you're told to f--- off it's because they care. UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember the first rule of 2021 will be. YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT 2020 UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember the first rule of 2021 will be. YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT 2020 UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

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If you want something you've never had. You need to do something you've never done. Maybe kick him in the d--- and steal his Lamborghini. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

If you want something you've never had. You need to do something you've never done. Maybe kick him in the d--- and steal his Lamborghini. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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I'd sooner eat a bowl of warm piss with a fork than believe anything from the QAnon lunatics. UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

I'd sooner eat a bowl of warm piss with a fork than believe anything from the QAnon lunatics. UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

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When the bank gives you a mortgage you spend 30 years paying it back. But if you rob a bank you're out of prison in 10 years. UpBeat T He-Man Follow me for more life hacks. Until next time friends.

When the bank gives you a mortgage you spend 30 years paying it back. But if you rob a bank you're out of prison in 10 years. UpBeat T He-Man Follow me for more life hacks. Until next time friends.

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Thanks to this pandemic I now know who my stupid friends are so I can avoid asking them for advice when I need it. UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

Thanks to this pandemic I now know who my stupid friends are so I can avoid asking them for advice when I need it. UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

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No matter what you do, do it with the same confidence a 4 year old does when dressed as Batman. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

No matter what you do, do it with the same confidence a 4 year old does when dressed as Batman. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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Don't worry if you woke up in a bad mood today. Some poor c--- woke up next to your ex UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

Don't worry if you woke up in a bad mood today. Some poor c--- woke up next to your ex UpBeat T He-Man Until next time friends.

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Always be kind to everyone you meet. You never know how many hours of Pepper pig they have endured this week. UpBeat T He-Man Oink oink, until next time friends.

Always be kind to everyone you meet. You never know how many hours of Pepper pig they have endured this week. UpBeat T He-Man Oink oink, until next time friends.

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Anxiety is just conspiracy theories your brain makes up about itself. UpBeat 1 He-Man You're all legends until next time friends.

Anxiety is just conspiracy theories your brain makes up about itself. UpBeat 1 He-Man You're all legends until next time friends.

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Remember folks acting like a massive c--- will not make your pencil d--- any bigger. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks acting like a massive c--- will not make your pencil d--- any bigger. UpBeat t He-Man Until next time friends.

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Make sure you always fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong, UpBeat T He-Man Until next time my stinky friends.

Make sure you always fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong, UpBeat T He-Man Until next time my stinky friends.

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Part of getting older is realizing when your dad stepped on Lego he wasn't overreacting like a big fanny. UpBeat T He-Man I can no longer walk so I need to use my Sky-Sled. Until next time friends.

Part of getting older is realizing when your dad stepped on Lego he wasn't overreacting like a big fanny. UpBeat T He-Man I can no longer walk so I need to use my Sky-Sled. Until next time friends.

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