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Remember folks you can't sleep with your partner if you live In separate houses. But you can drive 260 miles to a dogging site and meet 6 strangers. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.
Remember folks you can't sleep with your partner if you live In separate houses. But you can drive 260 miles to a dogging site and meet 6 strangers. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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Don't worry if you feel this lockdown is dragging on. Just remember it's still only half as long as Brian Adams was at Number 1. UpBeat He-Man Everything I do I do it for you. Until next time friends.
Don't worry if you feel this lockdown is dragging on. Just remember it's still only half as long as Brian Adams was at Number 1. UpBeat He-Man Everything I do I do it for you. Until next time friends.

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My 5 year plan is just to survive 2020 UpBeat He-Man Until the next apocalypse in June stay safe my friends.
My 5 year plan is just to survive 2020 UpBeat He-Man Until the next apocalypse in June stay safe my friends.

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What do corona virus and p---- have in common? UpBeat He-Man You probably won't get either. Until next time losers.
What do corona virus and p---- have in common? UpBeat He-Man You probably won't get either. Until next time losers.

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15 years from now quarentined boys are going to realize that their haircuts were only possible because of dads ball hair clippers UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends
15 years from now quarentined boys are going to realize that their haircuts were only possible because of dads ball hair clippers UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends

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Don't forget once a year, women go completely crazy for about 365 days. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.
Don't forget once a year, women go completely crazy for about 365 days. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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If at first you don't succeed have a massive tantrum and tell everyone to f--- off. Pour yourself a tall one and eat all the cheese Doritos. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.
If at first you don't succeed have a massive tantrum and tell everyone to f--- off. Pour yourself a tall one and eat all the cheese Doritos. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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It's never your successful friends who post inspiration quotes. It's always smack head Cheryl from your old estate. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.
It's never your successful friends who post inspiration quotes. It's always smack head Cheryl from your old estate. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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Stop posting your problems on social media like a whiny bitch and drink Alcohol to fix it like a f------ adult UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.
Stop posting your problems on social media like a whiny bitch and drink Alcohol to fix it like a f------ adult UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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If you don't finish witha wet spot on your tummy. Have you really washed and dried the dishes? UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.
If you don't finish witha wet spot on your tummy. Have you really washed and dried the dishes? UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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I don't care what anyone says. Sex between 2 men is twice as manly as straight sex. UpBeat He-Man Prove me wrong. Until next time friends.
I don't care what anyone says. Sex between 2 men is twice as manly as straight sex. UpBeat He-Man Prove me wrong. Until next time friends.

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Remember folks the nicer you are the more likely you are to be hurt. So just be a t--- instead. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.
Remember folks the nicer you are the more likely you are to be hurt. So just be a t--- instead. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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If you wear a mask while driving by yourself. I'm going to assume you lie in bed wearing a condom alone. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.
If you wear a mask while driving by yourself. I'm going to assume you lie in bed wearing a condom alone. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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If you're going to f---, f--- in the kitchen So you don't need to move for a snacky snack. UpBeat He-Man I've burnt my bum on the cooker. Until next time friends.
If you're going to f---, f--- in the kitchen So you don't need to move for a snacky snack. UpBeat He-Man I've burnt my bum on the cooker. Until next time friends.

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Don't be taking s--- from someone who probably farts when they c--. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.
Don't be taking s--- from someone who probably farts when they c--. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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Social distancing doesn't mean try and stick your d--- up my ass while i'm in the booze section. UpBeat He-Man Stay back c----.
Social distancing doesn't mean try and stick your d--- up my ass while i'm in the booze section. UpBeat He-Man Stay back c----.

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You don't need to wait for Wetherspoons to open when you can drink your own warm piss UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.
You don't need to wait for Wetherspoons to open when you can drink your own warm piss UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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Non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes fine but that s--- ain't right. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.
Non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes fine but that s--- ain't right. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks stay inside but make sure you pull-out UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends
Remember folks stay inside but make sure you pull-out UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends

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Remember folks struggling to cut your own hair? Pay a h----- they'll do anything for 20 quid. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.
Remember folks struggling to cut your own hair? Pay a h----- they'll do anything for 20 quid. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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