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Don't forget once a year, women go completely crazy for about 365 days. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

Don't forget once a year, women go completely crazy for about 365 days. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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If at first you don't succeed have a massive tantrum and tell everyone to f--- off. Pour yourself a tall one and eat all the cheese Doritos. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

If at first you don't succeed have a massive tantrum and tell everyone to f--- off. Pour yourself a tall one and eat all the cheese Doritos. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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It's never your successful friends who post inspiration quotes. It's always smack head Cheryl from your old estate. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

It's never your successful friends who post inspiration quotes. It's always smack head Cheryl from your old estate. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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Stop posting your problems on social media like a whiny bitch and drink Alcohol to fix it like a f------ adult UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

Stop posting your problems on social media like a whiny bitch and drink Alcohol to fix it like a f------ adult UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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If you don't finish witha wet spot on your tummy. Have you really washed and dried the dishes? UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

If you don't finish witha wet spot on your tummy. Have you really washed and dried the dishes? UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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I don't care what anyone says. Sex between 2 men is twice as manly as straight sex. UpBeat He-Man Prove me wrong. Until next time friends.

I don't care what anyone says. Sex between 2 men is twice as manly as straight sex. UpBeat He-Man Prove me wrong. Until next time friends.

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Remember folks the nicer you are the more likely you are to be hurt. So just be a t--- instead. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks the nicer you are the more likely you are to be hurt. So just be a t--- instead. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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If you wear a mask while driving by yourself. I'm going to assume you lie in bed wearing a condom alone. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

If you wear a mask while driving by yourself. I'm going to assume you lie in bed wearing a condom alone. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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If you're going to f---, f--- in the kitchen So you don't need to move for a snacky snack. UpBeat He-Man I've burnt my bum on the cooker. Until next time friends.

If you're going to f---, f--- in the kitchen So you don't need to move for a snacky snack. UpBeat He-Man I've burnt my bum on the cooker. Until next time friends.

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Don't be taking s--- from someone who probably farts when they c--. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

Don't be taking s--- from someone who probably farts when they c--. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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Social distancing doesn't mean try and stick your d--- up my ass while i'm in the booze section. UpBeat He-Man Stay back c----.

Social distancing doesn't mean try and stick your d--- up my ass while i'm in the booze section. UpBeat He-Man Stay back c----.

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You don't need to wait for Wetherspoons to open when you can drink your own warm piss UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

You don't need to wait for Wetherspoons to open when you can drink your own warm piss UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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Non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes fine but that s--- ain't right. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

Non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes fine but that s--- ain't right. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks stay inside but make sure you pull-out UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends

Remember folks stay inside but make sure you pull-out UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends

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Remember folks struggling to cut your own hair? Pay a h----- they'll do anything for 20 quid. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks struggling to cut your own hair? Pay a h----- they'll do anything for 20 quid. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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Remember folks A--- is less s----- than changing thousands of dirty diapers. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

Remember folks A--- is less s----- than changing thousands of dirty diapers. UpBeat He-Man Until next time friends.

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