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Halloween

Me: *stabs vampire* Wife: OMG Me: *beats vampire to death* Wife: OMG Me: What? Wife: Your supposed to give them candy *spooky music stops*

Me: *stabs vampire* Wife: OMG Me: *beats vampire to death* Wife: OMG Me: What? Wife: Your supposed to give them candy *spooky music stops*

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Unemployment

Centrelink Australian Government giving you options Unemployment Benefits Application OCCUPATION: _ Burglar Reason for unemployment: everyone is home

Centrelink Australian Government giving you options Unemployment Benefits Application OCCUPATION: _ Burglar Reason for unemployment: everyone is home

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Our Food

THIS IS TRADITIONAL FOOD IN MY COUNTRY BUIStalin, THE PLATE IS EMPTY KNOW slurpees

THIS IS TRADITIONAL FOOD IN MY COUNTRY BUIStalin, THE PLATE IS EMPTY KNOW slurpees

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Who Caused This?

I'm starting to think most people aren't as smart as they think they are. [Open box before eating pizza.] zza pie-feai

I'm starting to think most people aren't as smart as they think they are. [Open box before eating pizza.] zza pie-feai

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Lung Cancer PSA

For More Information On Lung Cancer Keep Smoking

For More Information On Lung Cancer Keep Smoking

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Houston Museum of Natural Science's Humor

-EVERYONE, POMPEII, 79 A.D. "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!" "THE FLOOR IS LAVAĮ»

-EVERYONE, POMPEII, 79 A.D. "THE FLOOR IS LAVA!" "THE FLOOR IS LAVAĮ»

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Permanent

When your mom told you not to get tattoos because they're "expensive and permanent" but insists you get a wife and have children

When your mom told you not to get tattoos because they're "expensive and permanent" but insists you get a wife and have children

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Contradiction

Ari Fishbein @arifishbein I've never seen a one sentence headline contradict itself TJ Miller's wife making a name for herself in New York

Ari Fishbein @arifishbein I've never seen a one sentence headline contradict itself TJ Miller's wife making a name for herself in New York

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Oops

Horrifying Sperm Bank/ Greek Yogurt Mixup Scandal The FDA has issued a formal statement regarding the issue: Oops! Read More unisexbathrobe OPS bacondolphin OOPS IS INSUFFICIENT

Horrifying Sperm Bank/ Greek Yogurt Mixup Scandal The FDA has issued a formal statement regarding the issue: Oops! Read More unisexbathrobe OPS bacondolphin OOPS IS INSUFFICIENT

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TSA

"Mike please don't wear the shirt." "THIS IS WHY I BOUGHT IT SUSAN!!!" IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S TSA

"Mike please don't wear the shirt." "THIS IS WHY I BOUGHT IT SUSAN!!!" IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S TSA

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Took Me a Minute

LOVELY I wish I didn't exist Granted. Nothng Look Changed. Agan. Innade with unmematic KAPWING

LOVELY I wish I didn't exist Granted. Nothng Look Changed. Agan. Innade with unmematic KAPWING

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Dead Selfies

Woman hates selfies and decides to photograph herself "Dead" all over the world no.body_special @NxbodySpecial Imagine if someone kills her and keeps posting the pictures

Woman hates selfies and decides to photograph herself "Dead" all over the world no.body_special @NxbodySpecial Imagine if someone kills her and keeps posting the pictures

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I Needed to Hear That

7 THINGS EVERY KID NEEDS TO HEAR 1.I Love You 2. I'm Proud of You 3.I'm Sorry 4.I Forgive You 5. I'm Listening 6. Communism has failed every time it was tried 7. You've Got What It Takes

7 THINGS EVERY KID NEEDS TO HEAR 1.I Love You 2. I'm Proud of You 3.I'm Sorry 4.I Forgive You 5. I'm Listening 6. Communism has failed every time it was tried 7. You've Got What It Takes

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Child for Ransom

We have your child. What are your demands? Are you out of your mind? The daycare's closing soon, come and get him now!

We have your child. What are your demands? Are you out of your mind? The daycare's closing soon, come and get him now!

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Unexpectedly (Un)Wholesome

OH NO GROW UP, YOUNG ONE @THESQUARECOMICS SOON, ו,רר ר3 AS TALL AS YOU

OH NO GROW UP, YOUNG ONE @THESQUARECOMICS SOON, ו,רר ר3 AS TALL AS YOU

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A Korean Character

This Brazilian girl is a big fan of K-pop and all Korean culture, so her father without understanding much wanted to customize his party with the most famous Korean character he found. 13 AO 12 ANOS

This Brazilian girl is a big fan of K-pop and all Korean culture, so her father without understanding much wanted to customize his party with the most famous Korean character he found. 13 AO 12 ANOS

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Social Skills

Girl:How socially awkward are you? Me: Andrew, 24 O 27 miles away I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.

Girl:How socially awkward are you? Me: Andrew, 24 O 27 miles away I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder, so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.

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He's Not Wrong

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 3 year old asked how long he had to wait until he could stop listening to me. I told him he had to listen to me for the rest of his life. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I'll listen to you for the rest of YOUR life." Toddlers are cold-blooded, man.

Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 3 year old asked how long he had to wait until he could stop listening to me. I told him he had to listen to me for the rest of his life. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "I'll listen to you for the rest of YOUR life." Toddlers are cold-blooded, man.

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The Smelly Neighbor

CG | callie @GoGeurt So000 turns out he died OCG | callie @GoGeurt · 5/22/21 the way my neighbor makes the entire apartment building smell like boiled feet... i'm about to sit outside their door with fabreeze on full blast til they get the hint

CG | callie @GoGeurt So000 turns out he died OCG | callie @GoGeurt · 5/22/21 the way my neighbor makes the entire apartment building smell like boiled feet... i'm about to sit outside their door with fabreeze on full blast til they get the hint

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Outstanding Move

NEW in the first half, not gonna lie My uncle just sent a message in the family group asking for money. I privately messaged him asking for banking details so I can deposit it. He responded saying he doesn't actually need money. He asked for money so that nobody in the family would ask him for money They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

NEW in the first half, not gonna lie My uncle just sent a message in the family group asking for money. I privately messaged him asking for banking details so I can deposit it. He responded saying he doesn't actually need money. He asked for money so that nobody in the family would ask him for money They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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